#sexy motherfuckers

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Just Bad Good Decisions

[darkphilosophies]

Prythian Haute Couture: Autumn Court. Part II

[champagnegalore]

did they win sexiest people on the west end award or what?

[milkgemini]

oh god this is bad for me 😵‍💫

[daddy-long-legssss]

words fail me at this time.

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[rainbowpopeworld]

Transcript of video:

Michael: Aziraphale is never happier than when he has a drawn on mustache and a top hat

David: And he’s still shit at it

Both: *laughter*

[samkerrworshipper]

i’m sorry- wowowowowowow

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price // Laura (1944)

[wintereyed]

[thebennsofdallas]

This bears repeating because these sexy motherfuckers.

[cricket-moth]

can’t believe ‘sexy’ from the mean girls movie was actually prophesizing the incoming of sexy maid and nurse timkon. crazy.

[gingerylangylang1979]

Ooof. 

Rick saying fuck the first time he's inside Mi.... you get the drift lmao

ykw I have thought about this and I've come to the conclusion that Rick is very vocal in bed and Michonne is very quiet and that's why they compliment each other so well

[australet789]

so my problem is not that i cant draw women

i cant draw young women

but milfs? that's a whole different thing

[rainbowpopeworld]

@theangelyouknew inspired me to make some different wallpaper for my phone. Here they are if you’d like to use them too. I just ask that you reblog and let me know if you liked them 💖🌃😇😈

Bonus Good omens behind the scenes wallpaper:

[leupagus]

Still working on the "No Seriously, If Crowley and Aziraphale Ever Did Have Sex, They'd Have So Many Weird Conversations About It First" fic

"You already have a penis?" Aziraphale demanded, his hands on his hips. "Since when?"

Crowley tried to recall. "Turn of the nineteenth, I think?" he ventured. There'd been a fountain, and a lot of wine, and Jane challenging him to see which of them could hit the fish statue in the middle.* Afterwards he'd kept it — it was fun, being able to take a piss if you felt like it. Not to mention you could stir up a lot of trouble in public toilets if you were in a mood.**

"Really?" Aziraphale looked halfway between surprised and intrigued. "Don't you find it a bit — floppy?"

"Eh, a bit," Crowley admitted. "But they do amazing things with underpants these days."

Aziraphale laughed, the startled hiccough he gave sometimes when he wasn't quite ready to be out of his sulk. It was one of Crowley's favorite noises. "Very well," he said, adjusting his waistcoat. "Let's have a look."

"What? No," said Crowley. He'd been looking forward to showing off his cock at some point, but Aziraphale was eyeing him like the Queen about to inspect the troops.

"Why not?" Aziraphale whinged, his lower lip puckering dangerously near a pout. "We're going to have to take our clothes off when we have sex. Unless — actually, I think that's on the list of kinks, you know, sex with your clothes on, but it seems terribly awkward, not to mention you'd have to get everything cleaned afterward. Although I do have a rather good 'dry cleaner,'" he made the inverted commas with his fingers and everything, "Who's an absolute miracle worker." He paused. "Well, not a real one. At any rate, come along." And he gestured at Crowley's crotch.

Crowley, who'd had millennia of practice with Aziraphale's careening monologues, was still halfway through unbuckling his belt before his brain caught up. "I'm not pulling my cock out in the middle of your bookshop," he said — with absolutely perfect timing, since Muriel chose that moment to come bustling in.

They stood frozen for a moment, blinking at both of them as they clutched at the doorframe. "I think I, erm, heard a… noise?" They smiled, and backed out slowly. "I should go. And check, on the noise, because noises are sometimes indicators of—" Whatever else they were saying was lost with the slamming of the door.

"Small mercies," Aziraphale huffed, and wriggled his fingers; the sign on the door flipped to "CLOSED" and the door locked with a pointed flourish. "Now then!"

*Neither of them had, and it had nearly gotten them arrested, all the moreso since they'd been in Spain at the time.

**With or without an anus.

[yuri-is-online]

he is fucking making burgers on an ammo box how am I supposed to take him to the arcade for plushies game. his backstory is that he escaped the space-time prison and literally every present he gives me is a weapon i don't see a deeply serious and tragic figure, I see a clown and unfortunately for both of us I really seem to like the circus-