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whiteladyofithilien · 8 months
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For the people of the internet out there saying Thranduil didn't intend to fight because he was wearing his fancy crown and not the circlet he fights in during Battle of Five Armies can I remind y'all that canon Elvenking picks his crowns based on season not occasion. So this is obviously his fall crown both thematically and based on when we see him wear it in the films. Now it's repeatedly stated that Thorin & Co arrive on the last day of autumn.
So this isn't so much his battle crown as it is his winter crown
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marimosalad · 8 days
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Revealing my Season 2 Haladriel secret art after episode 6 seemed very appropriate. Enjoy ❤️‍🔥
You can buy prints here
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gracepureautumn · 7 days
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I made his eyes red 🔥
Anyone else gasp at this quick little shot of future armored Halbrand?
Illustration by me, drawn in Procreate
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siriusbound · 1 month
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Frenzy ? In my
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humorously-yours · 23 days
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I thought I was the only one who gasped in this scene🫣 But, then I opened my Tumblr and found my bitches getting soaked after watching only 3 sec of Hot Sauron😌
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BTW Why is he looking at Galadriel like that. Is he planning to book honeymoon tickets in his mind cause his ex-gf is back with her engagement ring and he's hearing wedding bells now🫂
Note: He looks so hot as always. Can't wait for that episode😩
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verecunda · 3 months
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Between all the descriptions of how melodious and powerful and seductive the voice of Saruman is, and all the references to Sauron's beauty... what is it with these Maiar of Aulë and their wiles? Like, did Aulë run a side-course of Sexiness Seminars for his workers?
"Gather round, folks, today I'll be teaching you how to use charm and charisma to achieve your goals."
"What's this got to do with smithwork, my lord?"
"Um... I don't know, but I'm sure it's a skill you can all learn to use in a good cause." ☺️
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thejackalhasarrived · 2 years
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002)
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ichooseviolence · 7 months
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The realest thing I've ever read
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whiteladyofithilien · 9 months
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Okay but Lee 100% had it in him to play picnicking frolicsome Elvenking of the Hobbit books while also being brooding emotionally complex Thranduil of the films and I just generally feel robbed of giggly drunk Thranduil being a thing in the films
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nyra-42 · 5 days
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viggo mortensen. that’s all.
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c0s-lettuce · 5 months
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made this because uni is horrible right now and season 2 is my motivation. thought some of you guys might like it too ;)
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bogviolets · 2 years
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happy halloween u sexy wizards !!!!! it’s sexy gandalf day 💋🔮
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lemonbeemon · 17 days
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Oh to build a little cabin for Ansbach and his crusty blood-omen husband
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humorously-yours · 19 days
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Shipping Bitchy Annatar with Galadriel ❌
Shipping Halbrandy Sauron with Galadriel ✔️
Galadriel meets Sauron with extreme rage in her eyes fights her very enemy, puts all her life efforts to defeat him mentally & physically & S̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ t̶o̶o̶🤫
Sauron waits for his girl to let out all her hormonal mood swings and then when she gets relaxed, he pulls her hand, grabs her waist and starts kissing her passionately. Inserts his tongue into her mouth, not letting her have a chance to get a little breath in between and then twists her, bends her, rips her gown from back, clutches her hair and then fucks her in the most dirtiest way.
A wave of electrifying sensation moves in her body. Levels of orgasm both experiences beyond this world.
Say.... who do you belong???
Galadriel moans hard, not able to let a word from her mouth.
Sauron grinds his teeth - Say it Gal.....Say it... Or I'll go extreme, that you won't be able to stand easily.
Youhhh myhhh Lohhrdd... Youhhh.
Sauron pulls her waist, twists her again, pins both her hands on the wall and starts sucking her little mouth againnnn.
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thrandhue · 4 months
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can’t forget him
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sagesolsticewrites · 5 months
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don’t mind me y’all. if anyone needs me I’ll just be thinking about this pic of Ben for the foreseeable future 🫠
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