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verecunda · 3 months

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Between all the descriptions of how melodious and powerful and seductive the voice of Saruman is, and all the references to Sauron's beauty... what is it with these Maiar of Aulë and their wiles? Like, did Aulë run a side-course of Sexiness Seminars for his workers?

"Gather round, folks, today I'll be teaching you how to use charm and charisma to achieve your goals."

"What's this got to do with smithwork, my lord?"

"Um... I don't know, but I'm sure it's a skill you can all learn to use in a good cause." ☺️

#Lord of the Rings #The Silmarillion #Saruman #Sauron #Aulë #this in turn begs the question: if they learned it from him #does that mean Aulë is also incredibly sexy and seductive??#Yavanna can you weigh in here?

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