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THIS IS A LeadersCalling COLLECTORS ITEM! For Free!
Mark Rutte FINALLY HAS REAL POWER!
He became Leader Of #NATO, and earlier he WAS ALLOWED TO HOLD BIDENS WIRED PHONE!
(Now that was a joke on his part. For a politician, he has a great sense of humor. The rest? Not so great... LOL.)
#leaderscalling#putinisawarcriminal#evil#putinisapig#leaders#phone#putin is a monster#old phone#stopthehate#warisacrime#lord of war#mark rutte#vvd#nato#ww3#nuclear war#armageddon#mark rutte is a liar#mark rutte is evil#mark rutte lord of war#war is hell#war is coming#war is a racket#stop all wars#peace not war#love not hate#sex not fighting#hugs not hitting#peace
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my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.
#🐉#read some really good [redacted to avoid maintags] fics lately where theyre like#'yeah i used to pray for you to die badly and in pain. but i also wanted to have nasty fight sex with you in the meantime.'#thats what its all about <3
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a normal heterosexual fight would’ve taken place OUTSIDE of the honda odyssey in the big open space of the forest but NO they HAD to be pressed up against each other in an enclosed space all day and night.
#if thats not a sex scene idk what is#its the fact that both of them were out of the car at some point but kept going back in the car#too bad there weren’t any windows to fog up by the end of it#because those things would’ve been OPAQUE.#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool 3#homoerotic fight scene!!#car scene
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Viktor & Jayce in Arcane (2.08) // so elegant and sensual.. and FOR WHAT.
i'm obsessed.
#arcane#arcane spoilers#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#jayce talis#THAT'S a homoerotic fight omggg#gay sex has nothing on this#i still can't believe it#viktor this diva lmaoooo???#no but he really didn't have to do all that i'm eating glass#my edits#gif#gifset#idk who came up with this choreography but i need to kiss them on the mouth
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nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.
#personal#sw#in fact i have had worse long term physical effects from my jobs that were not sw. as a matter of fact#anyway also related conversation to be had about how most of the human trafficking in the US is not sex trafficking but is in fact other#types of labor that is trafficked#and that if you include prison labor as human trafficking based on different definitions. there is a lot of important connections we can dr#draw. about labor. power. control. and how to build solidarity to actually fight for people's right to free + safe working conditions and#self determination
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jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush
#won’t stop swearing. moans loud. keeps calling you pet names and praising you. waxes poetry about how pretty you look riding his cock.#the thought of it alone makes him feral. has made him hard on patrol more than once (he becomes even more brutal towards the criminals when#he’s in this mindset. he’s fighting off the adrenaline that the thought of you naked above him is making him feel)#he has come home early more than once with blood on his clothes and his dick hard in his pants telling you he needs you#he still needs clear vocally expressed consent before he does so much as breathe you in because as wound up as he may be he can’t stay hard#and aroused if you don’t want him back. your consent is crucial to him and he makes sure to ask for it multiple times even during sex#because nothing matters more to him than knowing you’re as into whatever you’re doing as he is#and the vocal admission of you wanting him (physically but also mentally and emotionally and psychologically) is a big part of his drive#jason todd x reader#jason todd smut#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine#dc imagine
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Captain MacTavish is the kind of man to let you speak your mind and opinion freely in the grips of a heated argument.
If he can bellow his frustrated baritone in the midst of a rage, then so should you in your own distinctive finesse and irritated grace.
Although, it always seems to end in you gasping on your words by eating into the pillow pushed into your face.
Stifling a moan as he ruts his hips relentlessly against your ass. His hands tightly gripped into your waist, muffled praises at how proud he is of you mingled into the choked grunts as your silken walls clench around his engorged cock.
Captain MacTavish Masterlist
#soap squad™️#the brainrot of Captain MacTavish#fights to immediate make up sex#the best of heated tension remedies#captain soap mactavish#captain mactavish#og soap#captain mactavish x you#captain mactavish x reader#soap smut#call of duty#cod
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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Turtle Takedown Teamwork.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#Something about changing the action sequence to something gentle is hilarious to me.#The lesson here is “Be nice to turtles. They are gentle creatures. And many are very endangered.”#don't get me wrong here; I love this scene a lot. LWJ's string technique is one of my favoyrite things.#We do get a fair amount of LWJ fighting but I always loved how the theme of strings comes into play.#There is actually a lot to unpack with LWJ being associate with 'strings'.#The musicianship: Of dedication and rigor in one's practice.#The tension between following along a path or composing your own way forwards (playing what has been written vs composing)#A string is a tightly coiled/taunt entity; The same tension that makes it sing so beautifully can be it's downfall if pushed too hard.#And as a non-musical string - something that binds. Be it to his sect and family or how he binds his fate to WWX -#LWJ cannot exist without his binds. It is not something which ties him down though. It keeps him together.#And he himself *is* a bind. He 'ties wwx down' in ways that are initially negatively viewed ('come to gusu' - feels like: come be trapped)#But later it is shown how (despite being introduced as a free spirit) WWX truly wants to be bound to something and someone.#Marriage is a bind he wants. He wants to be tied and grounded by LWJ.#It's starting to sound like innuendo. Let's call his fondness for being literally tied up smart thematic writing.#Finally. Sex scenes that are important to the plot and characters
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My beloved Dulcie and 6th
#the locked tomb#corresponding more than a decade must have been crazy#pal has a 3rd degree scoliosis fight me#tlt#tlt fanart#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#dulcinea septimus#paldulcie#art#my art#digital illustration#fan art#artwork#krita#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb series#sex pal
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Dean and Castiel in season 14
#WHY DID THEY BREAK UP#they’re not even broken up rn though they’re just fighting and haven’t had sex in like a week..#I’m so sad because for the whole middle of season 14 they were dating harder than they’ve ever dated before#also it just felt so incredibly manufactured by Chuck the character and the irl writers… like ofc conflict ..#but they have enough conflict as it is they can clash and grow and still be together fml…….#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#destiel#my art
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there’s nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I’ve ever done so I’ll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn’t look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I’m here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I’ve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn’t ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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'Asexuals are not pure, clueless and innocent'
Yes, exactly!
'Because they all love smut and are obsessed with it'
FOR THE LOVE OF-
#have you considered that some asexuals do in fact hate sex#have you considered sex repulsed people are normal#have you considered we shouldn't be excluded just because you think being obsessed with sex is the norm#have you considered you're literally what you're pretending to fight against#asexuality#asexual#ace#sex repulsed
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clef and adams funny moments
#SRY this isnt funny to anyone except me but. worlds most tactless old man and worlds most tactless young-ish woman fight#this is ur fault clef. u taught her all she knows#i dont even think clef rlly has sex. for the record. i just had a powerful vision#scp#dr clef#andrea adams#clefdraki#I GUESS.
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Need to draw them being stupid at least once a month
#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#pixel aesthetic#fight club#fight club 1999#the narrator fight club#tyler durden#soapshipping#I just wanted to put them in stupid outfits#tyler chose both of them honestly#love them when they're idiots#I wish girls were real#feeling like those cats whenever I drink water#I literally visualize fresh water source on top of mountains with fish swimming and lot of sun#the dehydrated experience#the kaczynski crop trop stays on during sex#martyryo
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