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Seksi on rahaa
#käärijä#kaarija#summer 2024#carved by gods#summer tour 2024#ravintola kaisla#sex money#jeresus#god save us all#new song
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Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#daniel molloy#iwtvedit#tvedit#*#the bartender asking if he has money has always come across to me as kind of#yeah to convey that daniel was a regular since he was known by name (a nickname even)#but also that he was in the habit of letting guys buy drinks for him maybe in exchange for sex sometimes#since it's what he also did for drugs#maybe that wasn't the writers' intention? but it's what i got anyway
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#polls#incognito polls#anonymous#tumblr polls#tumblr users#questions#polls about sex#submitted may 3#polls about money
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ps!ghost is very interested, to put it mildly. can't seem to stop re-watching your debut video that was released a week ago. it's always the same premise. black leather couch casting. nice little bird in a modest dress or shirt and jeans who gets undressed because the "director" has to take in measurements and the like, only to end up getting railed from the back with their pretty face pressed into the cushion.
it's a thing male viewers like. they love to watch a professional break in the new girl. he, though, not so much. he doesn't go for the new girls. doesn't like to be the one to test the limit like others do. (big cock anal on their debut? ghost finds it a bit much.) he hears one tiny gasped ouch and he's not finishing the shoot.
no, what gets him going is the enjoyment one can get during sex. it's why he ended up in this business in the first place. he likes sex. a lot.
likes to have men, women, young and old alike writhing beneath him gasping his (stage) name due to the pleasure and not because a script said to. and the benefits of working in the porn industry means that he gets paid doing what he likes, and can stay safe while doing so.
this is where you come in. the only reason he'd sat down to watch your video at all is because you'd been given a contract by the same company he is under. he's bound to come across you at a later date, might as well learn what he'll be eventually working with.
and he's hooked. whatever initial nervousness you might've had at the very beginning (because this is your very first professional shoot, of course) bleeds from your shoulders once price, the lucky bloke, gets his hands on you. you're a bloody natural.
and you enjoy it. there's no faking the way your nails bite into price's scalp when he licks at your pussy through your thin knickers. you gently wrap your hand around his fingers that's rolling your hardened nipple, giving it a gentle squeeze. he's doing it too rough. you buck your hips into his face, riding it even though you're the one on your back.
ps!ghost has to swallow the mouthful of saliva when he notices strings of creamy white sticking to price's body hair, a frothy ring around the root. the best part of all of this, is that you're giving as good as you take. you're no passive participant. you could, under price's big bulk, just get folded in half and do nothing other than feel the sweet burn of his cock stretch you, turn you inside out.
but you don't. you know exactly what you like and how you like it. you look for your orgasm, make sure it happens under your manicured fingers or price's thick ones. you don't let him be too rough on you nor too gentle.
simon loves it. you're new to this. you could've just accepted what he gave you without so much as a peep of complaint and gone home to soak in an epsom salt bath. but you didn't. you didn't let him pinch your sensitive clit, didn't let him mindlessly claim a fistful of hair.
but you did open your pretty mouth so he could spit in it (fucking lovely, it was) and let him keep your soft hips in the air as john's pace turned frantic and the best of all (in his very biased opinion) you crossed your ankles around his waist to keep him there as he fucked you full of his come.
(had simon been there, he would've begged for a taste if he had to.)
he feels a bit desperate, after. can't get you out of his head. the thought of your slick pussy hot around his cock is what gets him to finish at times. the other times, it's your video. he swears he's found his equal (sorry, soap) one that'll forget that he's supposed to be putting on a show for the viewers.
sorry price, he's about to unfuck him out of your pussy until all it'll ever remember is simon.
(what he doesn't understand is that he's about to forget more than the viewers. why is price watching yall again? it's almost intimate the way you let him fuck you on a creaky mattress. he's drunk on the smell of you, your hair, your cunt. lost all thought when his fat cock slid with relative ease into your wet heat and all he'd done was let you make yourself come on his fingers and tongue as many times as you'd pleased. you'd latched onto his neck, maybe out of habit or whatever, it doesn't matter. he'll be telling the makeup artists to leave the bites you left. he earned every single one. and where he usually pulls out because it's easier to clean up for everyone? you'll not be wasting a single drop. it appears he has a lot bit of a breeding kink.)
#simon's writing (simon waz here) on your asscheeks#also you're suddenly only making videos with him#you don't complain not by any means#you're left absolutely sated but isn't it weird that yall are both together every single time now?#he shrugs telling you that he's heard the both of you have insane chemistry#a power couple yall are called#which makes you laugh and give his shoulder a small shove#but its actually him threatening the company with ending his contract if he sees you in bed with anyone else#they can't argue with the face of the sex industry#he's the one that rakes them in so much money#what the king says goes#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x f!reader#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley x f!reader
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like it's honestly kind of ridiculous at this point
#worst quality meme i've ever made in my life but i had to get this image out of my head and onto the internet#anyway. looks at tax brackets. looks at nuclear family. looks at heteronormativity.#looks at social expectation of partnering. looks at divorce rate. looks at unhappy marriages.#looks at friends abandoning friends for new romantic relationships. looks at 'just friends' and 'more than friends'.#looks at the societal association between morality and love. looks at anti-sex sentiments. looks at—#and it stole my lunch money too#amatonormativity#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#aspec#talking
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OoOoh, let's make sex money! 💶💷💵
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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#danlou#iwtvedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well#but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him#doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly#then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work#because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again#maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses#the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford#above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs#and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to#sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own#the lie he tells himself about himself#also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao
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When your spouse revived and invited your siblings that you tried to kill into the cult you two co-own. Featuring Kallamar being the chaotic uncle who teaches his nephews bad stuff while Shamura is the reasonable relative who tries to undo his doing lmao
Happy Unholy Alliance update! It's been amazing seeing screenshots and people playing it XD Also I LOVE seeing how Nari can both be like "I can run this cult better" and "I guess they're a competent leader..." In my head, he's both at the same time cuz I like the idea of him being conflicted lmao
#narilamb#cult of the lamb#narinder x lamb#colt#cotl narinder#colt lamb#lamb x narinder#colt shamura#colt kallamar#colt aym#colt baal#colt heket#colt leshy#baal is 100% narilamb shipper while aym is fed up with their hate flirting but is supportive either way#seriously people start asking if they fight before sex#kallamar is betting money on it
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Can I just say that I found it kind of hilarious that Tyme was stressing hard-core about tricking Great into fucking him (and uploading revenge porn of him to get back at his Dad)and the whole time he's feeling guilty AF and Great was just like....sooo? You should have uploaded that shit on OF. I know I'm pretty. You could have made bank. Oh, and you did it to piss off my dad??? Even better. Hell yeah! That's my kind of party. Wanna hook up later and make another one? 😅
#4 minutes#4 minutes spoilers#great x tyme#tyme was stressing about being awful and tricking great into sex to betray him#and great is just like#yeah man its cool#could have gotten more money though
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s1e3 lifeboats aka the episode about each of the main roy sibs' sexually coercive behaviors
#1x3 lifeboats#shiv roy#kendall roy#roman roy#hbo succession#ngl i'm inclined to think of connor's exclusion NOT being that he's just already been covered by the previous ep#but rather being that he is genuinely not sexually coercive#his partner is a sex worker. she literally got into the business of escorting men like connor for insane amounts of money-#-of her own accord.#like their relationship is objectively transactional and willa is not being forced to sign ndas or being manipulated or anything#if she left connor she WOULD still find work elsewhere#anyway it's neat foreshadowing for the reveal of the death pit in the next ep#mine
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They played Sex = Money on Yle X radio this morning. I also tried to write down the lyrics, but man, at some parts I have no idea what he's saying so I marked them with [??] where I'm unsure about the words...
[Intro] Oooh let’s make sex money
[Verse 1] Siksi [??] mä unohin koko köörin [??] (Seksi-Maunoi koko kööri??) Keikkamyyjä mun sutenööri Lelulaatikost tilpehöörit Kieli tarttuu [??] skööri kööri [??] Poolopaita, housut, lippalakki tai nahkatakki Kaikki ne tippuu keikan aikana Sekö jos mikä on varma nakki
[Pre-Chorus] Naku-nak-nak-naku-naku-nak-nak-nakuna Koko perheen Käärijästä koko perheen krapula Pappa itkee, lapset kiljuu, mummo huutaa apua Ja terapautin tilinauha kiittää
[Chorus] Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitää muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla
Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitää muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla
[Post-Chorus] (Yeah, huh) [Verse 2] Täl alal ei sua kukaa huomaa Jos et osaa myydä ittees Kukaa ei sua kuolaa (Ei sua kuolaa) (Ah) Jos pöytään pitää saada ruokaa Ei pelkkä vilahdus pyllynposkista oo kovin luovaa
[Pre-Chorus] Siks tulin tänne nak-nak-naku-naku-nak-nak-nakuna Tää on tosi tarina Ei mitään iltasatua Pappa itkee, lapset kiljuu, mummo huutaa apua Ja terapeutin turbo Volvo kiiltää
[Chorus] Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitää muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla
Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitää muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla
Sex = Money Seksi on rahaa Sex = Money Seksi on rahaa Sex = Money Seksi on rahaa
[Post-Chorus] (Mitä vittua?)
[Bridge] Teen Only Fans bagii [??] Koko suomen daddy Isompi ku He-mani Isompi ku Danny
Kadulla on kuuma Ne huutaa mua hätiin Kadulla on puumaa Mut mulla on jo täti
Teen Only Fans bagii [??] Koko suomen daddy Isompi ku He-mani Isompi ku Danny
Kadulla on kuuma Ne huutaa mua hätiin Kadulla on puumaa Mut mulla on jo täti
[Chorus] Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitää muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla
Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitää muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla
Sex = Money Seksi on rahaa Sex = Money Seksi on rahaa Sex = Money Seksi on rahaa
[Post-Chorus] (Mitä vittua?)
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charlotte york (my favorite lover girl)
#fashion#femininity#girlblogging#fashion archive#2000s fashion#2000s#y2kcore#y2k#charlotte#charlotte york#hyper feminine#sex and the city#satc#elegance#archive moodboard#mood board#moodboard#elegantfashion#old money#carrie bradshaw#elegantstyle
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There's no official lyrics so don't trust these 100%. 💚 If it ends up actually being "göördi föördi" I deserve a medal. (trans. notes: "pappa" can be translated as dad or grandpa so that's why it's differently translated in the lyrics)
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