#sex miku club

[sinfulconfessions]

Dream blunt rotation (we'd end up having sesbian lex)

it's the sex Miku club

[aroaceswagcompetition]

MASTERPOLL 1

Vylad Ro'meave?(Minecraft) vs Abed(Community)

Phineas(Phineas and Ferb) vs Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

Remus and Logan (Sanders Sides)vs Aya(I Just Wanna Be Single)

Shigaraki Tomura(BNHA) vs Georgia Warr (Loveless)

Kyle Broflovski(South Park) vs Shadow the Hedgehog(Sonic)

Marco Diaz(Star vs The Forces of Evil) vs Juno McGuff(Juno)

K1-B0(Danganronpa) vs Bubby(hlvrai)

Lydia Martin(Teen Wolf) vs Mihashi Ren (Ookiku Furikabutte)

Alucard(Castlevania (games)) vs Teardrop(BFDI / BFB)

Friday(Hello from the hallowoods) vs Victor Vale(Villains Book Series)

Test Tube(Inanimate Insanity) vs Cerise Hood(Ever After High)

Phosphophyllite (Phos)(Land of the Lustrous) vs Abe Takaya(Ookiku Furikabutte (Oofuri))

Yoo Sangah(Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint) vs Chell(Portal (Valve))

Barry (Pokemon) vs Paul (The Bible)

Ca Cupid(Monster High) vs Mera Chisato (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K)

Red Son(Lego Monkie Kid) vs Hearthstone Alderman(Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard )

Onceler(Lorax) vs Hastune Miku(Vocaloid)

Fei Hargreeves(The Umbrella Academy) vs Aled Last(Radio Silence)

Cher(Clueless) vs Asterix(Asterix and Obelix)

Sakuko Kodama5&Takahashi Satoru4(Koisenu Futari) vs Death(Puss in Boots:The Last Wish)

Double Trouble(She-Ra Princess of Power) vs Suitcase(Inanimate Insanity)

Childe(Genshin Impact) vs Patrick Star(Spongebob)

Fujisaki Nozomi(Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!) vs Howl Jenkins(Howl’s Moving Castle)

Mei (Monkie Kid) vs Ichika Hoshino (Project SEKAI)

Kujou Sara (Genshin Impact) vs Abbi Singh (The Imperfects)

Takashi Natsume (Natsume’s Book of Friends) vs Tails(Sonic)

Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney) vs Chara (Undertale)

Bakugou (BNHA) vs Donatello,Mikey,Raph,Leo (TMNT)

Corey Riffin(Grojband) vs Robin Goodfellow (Na Daoine Maithe *The Good People *)

Katarina Claes (My Next Life as a Villainess) vs Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Tsunami (Wings of Fire) vs Toy Foxy (FNAF 2)

Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) vs Katsuya Serizawa (Mob Psycho 100)

Zhu Chongba(She Who Became The Sun) vs Ling Chan (The Diviners)

Ruth (Covenant Webtoon) vs Mettaton (Undertale)

Percival King (Epithet Erased) vs PAC Man (Pac Man and The Ghostly Adventure)

Musa(Winx Club) vs Green Oak (Pokémon)

Link (Legend of Zelda) vs Moana (Moana)

Steve Morley (Sex Education) vs Ema Skye (Ace Attorney)

Zim (Invader Zim) vs Dewey Duck (Ducktales 2017)

Sonic(Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Mater(Cars)

Din Song and Li Na Wang (Wish Dragon) vs Floofty Fizzlebean(Bugsnax)

Hiro Hamada(Big Hero 6) vs Ena(The Ena Series)

Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run) vs Jiang Cheng (Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed)

Percy(Legend of Vox Machina) vs Makoto Sunakawa(Ore Monogatari)

Shouto Todoroki(BNHA) vs Rey(Star Wars)

Giorno Giovanna (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Kusanagi Nene (Project SEKAI)

Olivier Mira Armstrong(Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Blanche(Wikidot!Backrooms)

Kusuke Saiki vs Kusuo Saiki vs Kuriko Saiki (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K)

[echoes-lighthouse]

F/O Masterlist

Okay, I'm at the point where I'm going to have to make The Big List. So this is just a list of everyone that I conceivably might post selfship content about, so if people need to block tags or ask me in advance to tag things, you're aware of the possibility! I'll do my best to update this and let folks know when it's been updated.

This is specifically a list of my romantic or semi-romantic f/os, since those are the ones people usually care about blocking. Maybe I will make a separate list for platonic/familial selfships!

Organized alphabetically by source: let's go!

Primaries

(I Have Posted About Them Before And I Will Likely Post Again)

Tate Langdon (American Horror Story - #my ghost boy), miscellaneous sideships with other Season 1 ghosts

Grell Sutcliffe (Black Butler - #don't fear the reaper)

Toshinori Yagi (BNHA- #sunflower time)

Shigaraki Tomura (BNHA- #my gamer boy)

Himiko Toga (BNHA - #bestie hours), includes a LoV polycule with Shigaraki, Spinner, Magne, Mr. Compress, Dabi, and maybe Kurogiri

Alex (Clockwork Orange - #clockwork siblings)

Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds - tag TBD)

Jester Lavorre (Critical Role- #my sweetling)

Monokuma (Danganronpa- #my evil lil bear)

The Joker (DC/TDK - #the lover who laughs)

Dirk Strider (Homestuck - #heart of hearts)

Vox and Valentino (Hazbin Hotel - #digital poison), includes sex work with most of the main cast

Emberlynn (Helluva Boss - tag TBD)

Stolas (Helluva Boss - #secrets of the stars)

Armand, Gabrielle, Lestat, Louis, Daniel (Interview With The Vampire - #messy vampire polycule)

Val Frizzle (Magic School Bus - #val <3)

Gertrude Robinson (The Magnus Archives - #archivist my archivist)

Jonah Magnus (The Magnus Archives - #eyes on you)

Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins - #mary and me)

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas - #my skeleman)

Zero Rick Sanchez (Pocket Mortys - #waiting in the stars), may include other Ricks as the mood takes me

Death (Sandman - #death becomes them)

Delirium (Sandman - #eyestrain pals)

Cecil and Kevin (WTNV - #listener and watcher)

Tumblr (Miscellanious Sources - #beloved hellsite)

Non-Primaries

(content about these is rare or hasn't happened yet, but it might! None have tags assigned yet, but I'll assign them if you ask.)

Garfield the Deals Warlock (The Adventure Zone)

Iroh (ATLA)

Tsuyu Asui (BNHA)

Nezu (BNHA)

Aizawa Shota (BNHA) only in a hook-up sense but still worth mentioning

Laudna and Imogen (Critical Role), currently on hold because I only got 10 episodes into C3

Hoid (Cosmere)

Celeste, Junko, Toko (Danganronpa 1)

Eventually I'll get through the other Danganronpa games and add f/os from those as well

L (Death Note)

Queen (Deltarune)

Judge Frollo (Disney's Notre Dame)

Captain Hook (Live Action Peter Pan)

Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Oswalda Cobblepots (DC)

Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

TARDIS (Doctor Who: my partner ships with her, not me, but I might post content for them)

Fandomstuck f/os are still to be determined

Sun/Moon (FNAF:SB)

Glamrock Chica (FNAF:SB)

The Creation (Frankenstein)

Garfield (Garfield)

Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson (Hamilton adjacent?? - #insufferable pokelovers)

Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Honestly the entire Homestuck cast is a possibility for me

The Devil (The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus)

Persephone (Lore Olympus)

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Michael (The Magnus Archives)

Minecraft Villager OC

Bert, Ernie, Gonzo (The Muppets)

Mae Borowski (Night In The Woods)

Haruhi Fujioka (OHSHC)

Calypso (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Erik (POTO)

Christine Daae(POTO)

Desire (Sandman)

Trencil (Smile For Me)

Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)

Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural)

Rorschach (Watchmen)

[best-fictional-band-poll]

THIS IS THE OLD SUBMISSIONS POST. UP TO DATE SUBMISSIONS CAN BE FOUND HERE

Sorted alphabetically by band. Please click through to original post to see full list. IF IT'S NOT ON THE LIST, PLEASE SUBMIT IT. NO BAND IS TOO NICHE. Multiple bands from the same media are permitted.

Putting this under the cut because it's getting too long!

0-9

4*town - Turning Red

A

About Gardens - ROGUEMAKER

The Ark - I Was Born For This

ABXY - Splatoon

Arno van Eyck - Disco Elysium

B

The Band With Rocks In It - Discworld

The Beets - Doug

The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton - The Mountain Goats

The Bettys - Phineas and Ferb

Black Stones (BLAST) - NANA

The Blues Brothers - The Blues Brothers

Bottom Feeders - Splatoon

Boys In The Sink - Veggietales

Boys Who Cry - Spongebob Squarepants

Boyz4Now - Bob's Burgers

Boyz 12 - American Dad

Bunk Bed Junction - No Straight Roads

C

Cheetah Girls - Cheetah Girls

The Clash At Demonhead - Scott Pilgrim 

The Covey - Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Crash & The Boys - Scott Pilgrim

D

Daisy Jones & The Six - Daisy Jones & The Six

Damp Socks - Splatoon

De Bois Band - & Juliet

Deep cut - Splatoon

DETHKLOK - Metalocalypse

Dedf1sh - Splatoon

Decibel Jones and the Absolute Zeros - Space Opera 

Dingoes Ate My Baby - Buffy The Vampire Slayer

DJ Octavio - Splatoon

DJ Stylbator - Samurai Jack

Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem - The Muppets 

Drive Shaft - LOST

E

Evar Orbus & The Galactic Jizz-Wailers/The Max Rebo Band - Star Wars

F

Fig and the Cig Figs - Dimension 20 Fantasy High

The Flaming Creatures - Velvet Goldmine

Fran-Shou-Shou - Zombie Land Saga

G

Gallifrey Academy Hot Five - Doctor Who 

Gem & The Scotts - Secret Life SMP

Gillion & The Tidestriders - Just Roll With It

Girls Dead Monster - Angel Beats

Gorillaz - Gorillaz

Grifters Bone - Magnus Archives 

H

Hatsune Miku - Vocaloid

Heaven Seventeen - A Clockwork Orange

The Hectic Glow - The Fault In Our Stars

Hex Girls - Scooby Doo

I

Ink Theory - Splatoon

J

Jem & The Holograms - Jem & The Holograms

Johnny Casino and The Gamblers - Grease

Josie & The Pussycats - Archie (Comic)

The Juicy Fruits - Phantom of the Paradise

Julie and the Phantoms - Julie and the Phantoms

K

Kessoku Band - Bocchi the Rock

Killer Boy Rats - Horrid Henry

The Killjoys - My Chemical Romance

L

Lacus Clyne - Mobile Suit Gundam Seed

Lady Parts - We Are Lady Parts

The Last Days - The Last Days

Lemonade Mouth - Lemonade Mouth

Leningrad Cowboys - Leningrad Cowboys

Lincoln Hawk - Gossip Girl

Little White Lie - Little White Lie

Loded Diper - Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Love Burger - Can't Hardly Wait

Love Händel - Phineas and Ferb

LumberZacks - Milo Murphy's Law 

M

Mad Gear & The Missile Kid - Danger Days, My Chemical Romance

Maxwell Demon & The Venus In Furs - Velvet Goldmine

The Mechanisms - The Mechanisms 

Milkcan - Um Jammer Lammy

The Misfits - Jem & The Holograms

Muppet Orchestra - The Muppets 

N 

Needy Beast - Hatchetfield

O

Octoplush - Splatoon

Old Gods of Asgard - Alan Wake

ok, kids - Andre and Karl

Off The Hook - Splatoon

P

Pink Slip - Freaky Friday

Plasmagica - Show By Rock

Proto Zoa - Zenon Sweep 

R

The Rainbooms - Equestria Girls

The Rats - Velvet Goldmine

RIP - Ruby Gloom

The Risky Fix-Ins - Buzzfeed Unsolved Franchise

The Rutles - All You Need Is Cash

S

Sadie-Killer & The Suspects - Steven Universe

Sadgasm - The Simpsons

SCÄB - Home Movies

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles

Sev'ral Timez - Gravity Falls

Sex Bob-omb - Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Sing Street - Sing Street 

Soundcheck - Odd Squad

Spinal Tap - This Is Spinal Tap

Squid Sisters - Splatoon

Squid Squad - Splatoon

The Stiff Dylans - Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging 

Sunset Curve - Julie and the Phantoms

The Superconducting Supercolliders - Designations Congruent With Things (Pacific Rim fanfiction)

T

The Three Lights - Sailor Moon

Trapnest - NANA

Turquoise October - Splatoon

V

The Vampire Lestat - The Vampire Chronicles

W

Wonderlands x Showtime - Hatsune Miku Colourful Stage/Vocaloid

The Wonders - That Thing You Do

Wyld Stallyns - Bill & Ted franchise

Wet Floor - Splatoon

w-3 (omega-3) - Splatoon

Y

Yoko & the Gold Bazookas - Splatoon

Z

Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders From Mars - David Bowie

[chucklenutss]

LIST OF BANDS/MUSIC ARTISTS THAT I LIKE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (because I have nothing else to do) (i probably missed some out)

A

- A Perfect Circle

- Adrianna Lenker

- Alex G/Alex G Offline

- Alice in Chains

- alt-J

- Amy Winehouse

- Aphex Twin

- Arctic Monkeys

- Avril Lavigne

B

- Babes in Toyland

- Basement

- bauhaus

- Beabadoobee

- Beach House

- Beastie Boys

- Beck

- Bedroom

- Bikini Kill

- Birth day

- Black country, New road

- Black Kids

- Black Lips

- Blur

- Blondie

- Blvck Hippie

- Butthole Surfers

- bôa

- Bratmobile

C

- Cage The Elephant

- CAKE

- Calpurina

- Car Seat Headrest

- Cardiacs

- Carson Clay

- Chapell Roan

- Charli xcx

- Cherry Glazerr

- Childish Gambino

- Chris Isaak

- Cigarettes after sex

- Clairo

- Cocteau Twins

- Current Joys

D

- Dandelion Hands

- Daniel Johnston

- Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway

- Dayglow

- Dazey and the Scouts

- Dead Calm

- Deftones

- Destroy Boys

- Djo

- Dominic Fike

- Dream, Ivory

- Dreamer Isioma

- Duster

E

- Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros

- Elastica

- Elliot Fullam

- Elliot Smith

- Emezie

- Evanescence

- Everclear

- Eyedress

F

- Faye Webster

- Fiona Apple

- Flatsound

- Floor 14

- flyingfish

- Fontaines D.C.

- Foo Fighters

- Foster The People

- Frank Sinatra

- Franz Ferdinand

- Fugazi

G

- girl in red

- Girls Rituals

- Glass Animals

- Gorillaz

- Greenday

- Greta Van Fleet

- GRLwood

- GROUPLOVE

- Guided By Voices

H

- Hatsune Miku

- Have a Nice Life

- Heavenly

- Her’s

- Hole

- Hot Flash Heat Wave

- Hozier

I

- I am the Unicorn Head

- I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

- IC3PEAK

- Ice Cube

- Insane Clown Posse

- Instupendo

- Isaacwhy

J

- Jack Stauber

- Jack off Jill

- Jamiroquai

- JAWNY

- Jeff Buckley

- Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

- Joey Valence & Brae

- Joji

- Joost

- Jordana

- Joy Division

K

- Kali Uchis

- Kasabian

- Kate Bush

- Kero Kero Bonito

- Kikuo

- Kimya Dawson

- King Krule

- Kittie

- Korn

L

- L7

- Lady Gaga

- Lamp

- Lash

- late night drive home

- Laufey

- LCD Soundsystem

- LE SSERAFIM

- Le Tigre

- Limp Bizkit

- Linkin Park

- Lorde

M

- Mabel Ye

- Mac DeMarco

- Mac Miller

- Mafumafu

- Mag.Lo

- Make His Ribs Show

- MARINA

- Mars Argo

- Masayoshi

- Takanaka

- Matt Maltese

- McCafferty

- Memo Boy

- Men I Trust

- Metallica

- MF DOOM

- MGMT

- Michael Cera

- mid

- Mike Krol

- Mitski

- Modern Baseball

- Molchat Dolma

- Mommy Long Legs

- Mother Mother

- Muse

- my bloody valentine

N

- Neutral Milk Hotel

- NewJeans

- Niko B

- Nine Inch Nails

- Nirvana

- No Doubt

O

- Oasis

- of Montreal

- OK Go

- Orville Peck

- Outkast

P

- Panchiko

- Pantera

- Paramore

- Pavement

- Pearl Jam

- Penelope Scott

- Perfect Confusion

- Phoebe Bridgers

- Phosphenes

- Pinegrove

- Pink Floyd

- PinkPantheress

- Pity Party (Girls Club)

- Pixies

- pizzagirl

Q

- Queens of the Stone Age

R

- R.I.P/Vewn

- Radiohead

- Rage Against the Machine

- Ramones

- Rare Americans

- Red Hot Chili Peppers

- Red Velvet

- Remi Wolf

- Rex Orange County

- Rio Romeo

- Roar

S

- SALES

- salvia path

- SE SO NEON

- Serj Tankian

- Sex Bob-Omb

- Sex Pistols

- Sign Crushes Motorist

- Siouxsie and the Banshees

- Sir Chloe

- Slayer

- Sleater-Kinney

- Slipknot

- Slowdive

- Slutever

- Smash Mouth

- Snot

- Sonic Youth

- Soundgarden

- SONDER (my band!!)

- sputn1k

- Stereophonics

- Steve Lacy

- Stevie Dinner

- Strawberry Guy

- Sublime

- Suki Waterhouse

- Syd Matters

- System of a Down

T

- Tacocat

- Take Care

- Tame Impala

- TEMPOREX

- The Backseat Lovers

- The Big Moon

- The Black Keys

- The Breeders

- The Cardigans

- The Cranberries

- The Cure

- The Fratellis

- The Frights

- The Front Bottoms

- The Garden

- The Hives

- The Julie Ruin

- The La’s

- The Libertines

- The Moldy Peaches

- The Offspring

- The Oozes

- The Smashing Pumpkins

- The Smiths

- The Strokes

- The Velvet Underground

- The White Stripes

- The Rolling Stones

- Thundercat

- Title Fight

- Toby Fox

- Tom Cardy

- TOOL

- TV Girl

- TWICE

- Twin Peaks

- Two Door Cinema Club

- Tyler, The Creator

- Type O Negative

V

- Vacations

- Vampire Weekend

- Violent Femmes

- Vundabar

W

- Wallows

- Weezer

- Wolf Alice

- Worry Club

- Worthikids

X

- X-Ray Spex

Y

- YELLOW MAGIC ORCHESTRA

- Yot Club

- Your Favourite Martian

not much down here…

[leviosuga]

characters tjat everytime i look at i want to burst into tears that i can’t be them, will never be as cool as them, can only ever hope of achieving the entire general vibe they got going on

1: shadow the hedgehog (red and black color scheme … he’s all pointy and eyeshadowy.. he has chunky gay shoes.. motorcycle … he’s not a boy nor a girl but a secret third thing (made of alien goo and faulty wires). his inhibitors are basically bracelets so hes blinged out. he has a gun. lives in a world where Chao exist. many such cases)

2: lio fotia. I know hes british and TECHNICALLY not blond but the finer details here are irrelevant he has pink fire powers and weapons/clothes/vehicles made of Pink Fire in question. his entire outfit is belt buckles and latex hes like a twink at a gay club. his theme song is Kakusei. he turns into a dragon??? he spends the entire movie being courted by a beautiful buff dumbass that became anti-state for him. just endless victory

3: hatsune miku. not much to say here shes just such a diva shes what the ideal Gorgeous Girl ahould be. you could spend years designing a character and have it not be even remotely as good as her she’s my princess diana

4: Howl Pendragon. deeply troubled and deeply stupid and deeply charming he/him lesbian with blond hair a quilt cape and a room full of whimsical trinkets in which he can wallow and lament in. dating a lovely darling woman and travelling the world with her. swallowed a star. won the Dumb Bitch Lesbian Lottery in every sense of the term

5: ezra from electric bones. manipulating a dumb cunt into doing gay sex deeds for him… made of gooey green wires. back tattoo. Green Gradient Hands. sinister energy unmatched

6: ramuda amemura. Pink. Dying of a mysterious clone illness and his only medicine is cute little lollipops… at least 14 different people are kind of in love with him and they all hate themselves for being in love with him he’s the Primadonna of hypmic

7: rose tyler. for all the obvious reasons

[suneeater]

odd bnha headcanons!

✎a/n: we had so much fun with these!! they're all just harmless headcanons that we thought of one day while joking around, so we thought to share them since we currently don't have time to write much^^

✰warnings: slightly nsfw

𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐢.

she is a huge vocaloid fan, but her favourite is hatsune miku!

mei has tried to make several miku-bots in the past to try and replicate her, but none have managed to reach the divinity that is hatsune miku herself.

she will continue to try and make the perfect miku.

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐨.

mirio cries at sad pet commercials. all of them. even if they're completely and utterly horrible.

for example, that tiktok audio with the odd voiced-over dog: "I'm in heaven now!"... he cries at that too.

there could be a robbery going on, but that sounds more like a job for the police in his opinion. he's too busy scaling a tree to save a cat.

𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢.

he is a league-of-legends player

often plays with shigaraki, but he has absolutely no idea.

his online personality is the complete opposite from his usual self, and his every other word is a profanity.

𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚.

everyone looks up to a hero, but her idols are the dallas cowboy cheerleaders.

her secret passion is knitting!

𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐨.

sero refuses to set things like keys and his wallet down, so he uses his tape to stick them to the wall! can't lose something that you taped to the wall, now can you?

if he doesn't have pockets, he just tapes stuff on himself or kaminari.

has taped kaminari to the door once. aizawa just sighed deeply and told them to pay for a new one, because they broke it while trying to get denki off the door.

𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢.

denki has a relatively popular tumblr account!

one of the things he posts on there is fanfiction and "headcanons" about the heroes from his generation (mostly his friends; there are a LOT of bakugou and sero scenarios)

(kaminari denki is the secret fourth mod of suneeater?! /j)

people comment things like: "wow these feel so accurate! its like you actually know dynamight lol"' and kaminari just giggles in his room, kicking his feet on his bed

he's also really good at writing. like... really good. there is a popular theory that he's a famous YA author undercover, when really he has just absorbed different writing styles. he's read more books than his classmates might assume^^

he has anime girl cardboard cutouts and obsessively plays dating simulators! his favourite ones are mystic messenger (down bad for 707 and ZEN) and doki doki literature club! (really likes yuri!! she likes literature just as much as he does)

𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.

has an only fans and she is thriving on there.

she could post a photo of herself wrapped up in a winter jacket, but her fans would eat it up, no complaints!

𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬.

his friends joke that he is totally into trees. he has neither confirmed nor denied this accusation.

if you cut him open, you can count the rings inside to see how old he is.

𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐬.

he has a nest in his apartment. no further explanation needed.

𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫.

just like his hair and facial hair, endeavor can turn his pubes into flames.

𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚.

aizawa listens to weird asmr to help him sleep.

his favourites include "kawaii catgirl meows you to sleep :3 no speaking!" and "cat purring sounds 12 hours"

he slides his phone into his pillows case and he's asleep almost immediately.

he absolutely owns a flask.

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.

often comes out with a bunch of books and other trinkets that just don't have any value at all, just have his face plastered on it.

all might is a self help book author. most of the advice inside is something along the lines of "just smile!"

he often says "if you’re poor, just work harder" and cannot comprehend why poverty exists

if he didn’t suffer erectile dysfunction, all might would exclaim "I am arriving!" during sex

he’s got nasty yellow toenails like a true old man

which is how the all might pedicure arc starts

he asks midoriya to help him with it because he can't even bend down enough anymore:

‘deku… call my podiatrist. the number is on the fridge’

[the fridge covered in drawings and letters most of it is midoriya's fanmail. you can't even see the actual fridge.]

he wrote the number on the back of a drawing izuku made him - he uses midoriya's fanmail as paper - he knows he's gonna write more anyway

all might unironically makes poems, but they're super bad.

here's a sneak peek from his upcoming poetry collection "Always All Might, Never No Might."

꧁the sea is blue and the people cheer as i come down to swoop and save them the villain falls to his knees tears falling from his eyes i cough up some blood time is running out.꧂☆

[loststarssys]

Lost Stars System Introduction!

coll. name: jasper/star

coll. pronouns: he/they/xe + any neos

coll. gender + sexuality: transgender pansexual

bodily a minor

traumagenic DID system of 200+

fictive/Introject heavy

autistic (tone indicators highly appreciated ^^)

we have some alters from controversial sources such as DSMP! we promise we dont support the controversial creators anymore.

BIG LISTS BC WE LIKE A TON OF STUFF!! INTERESTS WE LIKE/INTERACT WITH MORE THAN THE OTHERS ARE IN BOLD

STUFF WE LIKE

CONTENT CREATORS: Markiplier, lordminion777, Garuku Bluemoon, Jpw03, jake doolittle, Laurenzside, Smajor, solidarity gaming, smallishbeans, LDShadowLady, funkyfrogbait, Eleanor Neal, Garrett Watts, FilmCooper, GMM, Jschlatt, Maxmoefoe, Anything4Views, philza, Quackity, ranboo, Tommyinnit, Technoblade, ted Nivison, tubbo, Wilbur soot, bbh, skeppy, dan Howell, phil lester

GAMES: overwatch, doki doki literature club, project sekai, minecraft, pokémon, yu-gi-oh, FNAF, dead by daylight, red dead redemption 2, DND, the forest, raft, galaxiga, bugsnax, yandere simulator

MUSIC: Lovejoy, lana del rey, mitski, laufey, mcr, james marriott, bo burnham, 6arelyhuman, abba, queen, ac/dc, arctic monkeys, black eyed peas, car seat headrest, carpetgarden, cigarettes after sex, clipping, coldplay, conan gray, def leppard, deftones, foo fighters, flyleaf, fleetwood mac, the front bottoms, ghost, infected mushroom, ICP, joji, the killers, lil peep, mac demarco, Melanie Martinez, MSI, the neighborhood, NIN, radiohead, rebzyyx, tv girl, tyler childers, the weekend, Weezer

MOVIES/SHOWS: the Scream movie series, rick and morty, good omens, You, umbrella academy, izombie, i am jonas, texas chainsaw massacre, hilda, inside, the office, corpse bride, over the garden wall, gravity falls, adventure time, beetlejuice, criminal minds, cyrano de Bergerac, encanto, monster high, mlp, teen titans/teen titans go, the walking dead, une vie de chat

MUSICALS: Hamilton, spring awakening, heathers, vivo, 36 questions, mulan, coco, little shop of horrors, a new brain, Sweeney Todd, into the woods, nightmare Before Christmas

CHARACTERS: batman, the riddler, & the joker, hatsune miku, salad fingers, edward scissorhands, Michael Myers, ghostface

MANGA/ANIME: kaijuu no. 8, chainsaw man, alive, yu-gi-oh, jojo's, anything junji ito, tbhk, parasite, blood of zeus, orange, i want to eat your pancreas, a silent voice, shaman king, ibitsu, maus, the promised Neverland

DNI

basic dni criteria (racist, homophobic, etc.)

endo, demo, etc. "systems"

proshippers

fakeclaimers

21+ or under 13

INTERACT

same intrests

autistic and/or lgbtq+

other systems!!!

sourcemates <33

anyone who doesng match the dni!

[25melodies]

Rules && requesting:

What I can do: icons, reply icons, Tumblr headers, Tumblr layouts, moodboards, stimboards, mobile wallpapers (specify screen size or phone model), promos && chatter

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Sources:

Bold = favourite/prioritized

The Rising of the Shield Hero, Danganronpa (thh, sdr2 udg + v3), Master Detective Archives: Raincode, Project Sekai, Bungo Stray Dogs, Fairy Tail, Doki Doki Literature Club, Your Turn to Die, Pokemon, Cookie Run (Kingdom + Ovenbreak), Obey me!, Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, Spy x Family, Yuri!!! On Ice, Sk8 the Infinity, Sasaki and Miyano, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Puella Madoka Magica (original anime only), Jujutsu Kaisen, Lilo & Stitch, more may be added.

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Rules:

• Please credit me if you use any of my edits

• Be polite. A simple ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ goes a long way

• Be considerate. Remember that I have a life, do not rush me, will get to your request when I can

• No Chihiro Fujisaki discourse (I use he/him) (all hcs are valid here)

• No general discourse

• Only one request per ask, it makes things much easier

• Do not spam me with requests, I find it very overwhelming

• I only take requests for listed sources, so please don't request anything outside my sources

• Let me know if you don't want your request to have kin or f/o tags!! I will be glad to remove them

• Requests will be semi-selective, as I sometimes struggle to work on requests. I'll try to do as many as I can, but sometimes I may end up denying them. Sorry

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Blacklist:

General/aesthetics: pedophilic/abusive ships, incest, nsfw, glitchcore, scenecore, traumacore, weirdcore, grandmacore, clowncore

Characters: Haiji Towa, Hifumi Yamada, Myne/Malty Melromarc, Aultcray Melromarc XXII, Kyo Ethnina, Biscus T. Balmus, Idol Rabier, Naomi Tanazaki, Kajii Motojiro, Mori Ougai, Gide Andre, Adam/Ainosuke Shindo, Muzan Kibutsuji, Zenitsu Agatsuma, Mertle Edmonds

Ships: ougoku, sounia, togafuka, dazaku, Junko x Anyone

Character x opposite sex: Kiyotaka Ishimaru, L Lawliet, Light Yagami, Tenko Chabashira, Ibuki Mioda, Aoi Asahina, Toko Fukawa, Genocide Jill, Mahiru Koizumi, Hiyoko Saionji, Ymir, Historia Reiss, Misa Amane, Rem

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Whitelist:

Characters: Naofumi Iwatani, Raphtalia, Osamu Dazai, Doppo Kunikida, Sakunosuke Oda, Natsu Dragneel, Erza Scarlet, Mondo Owada, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Peko Pekoyama, Maki Harukawa, Yuma Kokohead, Shinigami, Yakou Furio, Halara Nightmare, Vivia Twilight, Stitch, Leviathan, Lucifer, Kanade Yoisaki, Mizuki Akiyama, Hatsune Miku, Kyo Sohma, Sasaki Shuumei, Yuuri Katsuki, Victor Nikiforov, Rui Ayaki, Homura Akemi, Red Velvet Cookie, Cocoa Cookie, Sasha Braus, L Lawliet, Light Yagami, Alice Yabusame, Yuji Itadori

Ships: Raphumi, Odazai, Kunikidazai, Soukoku, Nalu, Dialuci, Kyoru, Ishimondo, Chishimondo, Chimondo, Pekobuki, Celespekomaki, Owaguji, Kaemondo, Lawlight, Madohomu, Mafukana, Mizuena, Renga, Victuuri, Sasamiya, Itajun

Aesthetics: Lovecore, Candycore, Cloudcore, Raincore, Coffeecore, Pastels

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[anyawarrior]

y'all're gonna be so fucking confused and i love it

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

[rindouheart]

— white nights

rindou haitani x y/n l/n

third night | mlist | wc: 1.5k

synopsis: rindou wakes up after a night spent drinking and almost freaks out when he discovers you’ve slept with sanzu.

contents: alcohol mentions, angst, sex mentions (nothing too explicit), swear words lol

“holy…” mumbles rindou, who has just woken up due to an enormous headache. he feels the room spinning and the light coming from the windows is pretty much annoying to his eyes.

he tries to get up, at least on his elbows. he doesn’t remember a thing about last night at the club. his head is still spinning and it feels heavier than usual, as if he has a fever or something.

“uh, you woke up finally!” ran opens the door carelessly and greets his brother, who sighs of discomfort in hearing his sibling’s loud voice.

“the fuck… what happened?” rindou returns back to his laid down position, hoping his sickness will fade.

“you met a pretty girl, a really pretty one, one i’d like to—“ he gets cut off by a cough from his brother. “yeah, sorry, you got drunk with her and did stupid shit all the night. then, you threw up everything you had since the last christmas dinner and collapsed on the bathroom floor. me and koko had to bring you back home” ran explains.

now he remembers something, at least. he spent the night with that girl, what even was her name? rika? miku? whatever. he got drunk with her.

“what stupid things did i do when i was like that?” asks rindou, trying to reach his phone on the bedside table next to him.

“you kissed that girl and said something weird about a bet with y/n” his brother takes out his phone and scrolls through the messages sent and received recently. “look here”, ran shows the picture he took at the club.

“shit” mumbles rindou “shit, shit, shit— did i really say that i’ve won the bet? my god, i need to talk to y/n as soon as possible or they’ll hate me for the rest of our lives” he is literally panicking for a decent reason, at least.

“first, don’t try to stand up. i don’t want to clean up your vomit and i don’t want to lift you up another time, you’re heavy and my back hurts” ran says with his usual sarcastic smirk. the man currently laying on the bed just huffs in response.

“i’ll bring you a cup of mint tea, it should help with the nauseous feeling” as the good and caring big brother he is, ran stands up and goes to the kitchen.

rindou seriously wants to punch himself directly in the face. what the heck was he trying to do? was it because he was with another girl and got excited? or was it because of you being with sanzu the same night?

“how’re ya feeling?” sanzu leans on the doorframe with his hands in his trousers’ pockets. he is probably the last person rindou wanted to see at the moment.

“as if a train hit me while i was high” answers the younger of the haitani siblings. he hasn’t got the physical or mental strength to argue with him right now, so he just act if nothing weird has happened: he got drunk, that’s it, no feelings involved. “how was your dinner?”.

“why don’t you ask them?” sanzu is looking directly at him. rindou blinks and almost stands up, ignoring his state “is y/n here?”.

“lay down, you idiot” scoffs the other “but yeah, they’ve slept with me and now they’re in the kitchen with ran, i think”.

“repeat that” rindou is still half laying on the bed, but after what sanzu has just said, he wants to get up and beat him up.

“y/n is in the kitchen?” the pink haired man repeats his last sentence.

“before that” rindou’s voice changes to a deeper tone, as if he is getting irritated just by breathing the same air as his colleague.

“oh, they’ve slept with me” and the younger haitani almost snaps. “you’ve fucked, right? right?”

“and you’ve fucked that girl at the club, didn’t you?” sanzu remarks. there’s not a good bond between them when the subjects changes into these kind of things.

“i threw up and the others had to carry me home, but that’s not the point!” rindou exclaims “now tell me the truth, asshole”.

“god” the man standing at the entrance is getting annoyed “we haven’t fucked, that’s the truth”.

“stop lying” he shouts, still laying down because of the growing headache. also if he knew he didn’t have the energy to argue, he ended up doing it.

“ask them then, if you don’t believe me” sanzu looks outside the room, hearing footsteps from the kitchen, “i just want to know why did you send that picture” asks shortly after.“i was drunk” the other is quick to brush off the question.

“yeah, and you made y/n fucking panicking” spits the pink haired man. rindou blinks. “they were so worried about you that they asked me to come over and sleep here”.

so this is the real “stupid shit” which ran was referring to not too long ago, huh?

“now that i‘ve said what really happened, have you realised that you have been acting like a dick with them?” sanzu is looking directly at him, his eyes seem like they could kill him in every moment. rindou blinks again.

“y/n just told me you’ve had a heavy argument recently, i don’t know much more and i honestly don’t care but… just try again to do something like yesterday night and you can call yourself dead.” when he is about to walk outside the room, your figure comes out of the kitchen.

“you’re here” mumbles sanzu, seeing you approaching him.

you almost reach out for an hug, but your best friend’s voice stops you “y/n”. you tilt your head towards him, a disappointed expression on your face.

rindou’s eyes are glued on you and sanzu. the pink haired male deeply inhales and decides to go back to the living room, leaving you two alone.

“why are you looking at me like that?” you say, crossing your arms.

“are you angry with me?” he asks, purple eyes locked with your pupils. “for what?” you frown.

“for last night, for ruining your date and yeah, for my behaviour” he answers, fiddling with his hands.

“let’s say i’m not mad, you have just kind of… disappointed me. i’ve never expected that from you” you head towards the bed and sit down near him. “you scared me” you breathe out, making him flinch.

he wants to say everything. he wants to confess. he wants you to know that you’re the reason why he got drunk and thought about fucking the first person he came across, calling them his soulmate without even knowing their favourite colour. but he stays silent.

“i was the one who asked sanzu to spend the night here. also if i’m not very close with everyone in bonten, ran pushed mikey to let me stay, and as you know, my name is quite familiar here, isn’t it?” you smile softly, while your memory goes back to some years ago, when rindou first introduced you to his colleagues.

“did you win?” he asks, sitting beside you and looking at his hands.

“are you serious?” you chuckle “is it the only thing that comes to your mind when i am talking to you?”.

“you and him seem close” he murmurs, keeping his head and glance down. he honestly fears the possible answer. what if you like sanzu? what if he asked you to be his partner? sure, it’s quite impossible for a couple to get together at the first date, but remember that sanzu could be capable of anything.

you smile in response, only saying “go to sleep, you need it” before standing up and walking out of his room. it’s not the best time for you to tell it, for now at least. rindou’s eyes keep following you until you close the door.

he remains silent, staring into the void. he hates those type of answers. what did you mean with that? maybe you didn’t tell him because you are seriously in love with someone else, but you don’t want to make him sad or other.

he lays back again, crossing his arms over his head. this is where his insecurities come back. being the youngest haitani has given him the “ran’s brother” tag, especially when they were ruling over roppongi. he hated it. not because of his brother, but due to the fact that his actions were always hidden by ran’s ones. he was the forever second place.

you were the first person to not consider him as his brother’s shadow. you were the first one to put him on top. since that summer day in the early 2000s, he has never let you go.

while he’s thinking about the past memories, only you and him, together, enjoying a cigarette in a park, he doesn’t realise that tears started to fall from his eyes.

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notes: another delay for this short fic, i hope it’s turning out as good as i expect, english isn’t my first language and this is the first time that i try to write a short story :) any tip to improve is well accepted!

rindouheart’s original fic — don’t copy or steal — 012122

[megomobile]

I’ve been having fun taking my sticker and button designs and making them into shirts! That you can buy!! Ever wanted a shirt that:

has a drawing of Drake wearing a Hatsune Miku t-shirt and saying “anime”? 

is exclusive to the David Cronenberg Sex Pervert Film Club?

shills for Silent Hill 3′s favourite cat food brand, Minmo?

features Swan from the Warriors (1979) as drawn like Saitama from One Punch Man that no one but me probably thinks is funny?

is a Hausu (1977) cat shirt because that’s never been done before right?

has strong opinions about Tubbs in this the year of our lord 2022???

Well, look no further!  All designs have multiple sizes and colours to choose from, and are Gildan Softstyle (because they are really soft and it’s my favourite).

My Etsy is over here!: https://www.etsy.com/shop/megomobile/

I’ll be adding more stuff over the coming weeks, this is mostly just for funsies because tbh I just design dumb shirts that I want to wear myself. And I do. Frequently.

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WELCOME TO MY WRITING BLOG !

Good day, everyone! My name's Marika and I'm a twenty year old maladaptive daydreamer from Kyoto. Here I'll post my various SFW/NSFW fics for the fandoms I'll list below. My inbox is always open, and I'd encourage you guys to request as many fics as you wish, since I tend to be slightly inconsistent when I don't have anything to work on that has been specifically asked for. I am also open for chats, so if you have anything to ask about that isn't directly related to my works, please feel free to do so!

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GENSHIN IMPACT - NIER AUTOMATA - DANGANRONPA - UNDERTALE (please do not request any AUs for undertale!! i only write for the canon storyline and for the timeskip one.) - DELTARUNE - DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB - SALLY FACE

WATASHI GA MOTENAI NO WA DOU KANGAETEMO OMAERA GA WARUI! / NO MATTER HOW I LOOK AT IT, IT'S YOUR GUYS' FAULT I'M NOT POPULAR! - BUNGO STRAY DOGS - DEMON SLAYER - A WHISKER AWAY - A SILENT VOICE - THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K / SAIKI K NO PSI NAN - HORIMIYA - MISS KOBAYASHI'S DRAGON MAID - YURU CAMP / LAID BACK CAMP

SFW : drabbles. relationship headcanons. platonic headcanons. family headcanons. imagines. sfw alphabet. personal character headcanons. hurt/comfort. angst. matchups. longer fics. smaus. playlists. oc x canon. you know the drill!

NSFW (NON-MINOR/AGED UP CHARACTERS ONLY) : smut headcanons. kink headcanons. drabbles. nsfw alphabet. playlists. oc x canon. once again, you know the drill!

SFW : polyamory relationships; i absolutely do NOT have anything against polyamorous/polysexual people, it just makes me a tad bit uncomfortable writing for being in a relationship with more than one person. cheating/infidelity.

NSFW : extremely hardcore sex headcanons (I have a personal preference for it being vanilla, so while I do write for LIGHT bdsm and degrading, I won't go further than that.). necrophilia. watersports. hardcore age play. objectum sexuality. tentacles. wax play. knife play. coprophilia. mysophilia. et cetera.

CHARACTERS : aimoto rinku, ohnaruto muni, kurumi shiratori, kasumi toyama, arisa ichigaya, keito hasumi, kuro kiryu, souma kanzaki, tomoyo mashiro, nazuna nito, mitsuru tenma, shu itsuki, tetora nagumo, makoto yuuki, nene kusanagi, aloy, raiden shogun, kamisato ayaka, kamisato ayato, baizhu, dainsleif, kyoko kirigiri, leon kuwata, mondo owada, kiyotaka ishimaru, chiaki nanami, ultimate impostor, teruteru hanamura, maki harukawa, miu iruma, ryoma hoshi, sayori, yuu naruse, yukichi fukuzawa, kyoka izumi, ryuro hirotsu, motojiro kaiji, sakunosuke oda, ogai mori, ango sakaguchi, everyone from the guild except for poe, bram stoker, ivan goncharov, alexander pushkin, mushitaro oguri, nathaniel hawthorne, agatha cristie, paul verlaine, saigiku jono, tetcho suehiro, tengen uzui, gyomei himejima, kyojuro rengoku, nezuko kamado, muzan kibutsuji, genya shinazugawa, sanemi shinazugawa, aoi kanzaki, enmu, akaza, douma, kyoko hori, riki nendo, kokomi teruhashi, kineshi hairo, metori saiko

you're a proshipper. you're racist, xenophobic, antisemintic, islamophobic. you use slurs you can't reclaim. you're lgbtphobic or transphobic. you're a fujoshi/fudanshi. you justify pedophilia, abusive relationships, incest of any kind. you're against any sort of non-binary identity.

♡I speak Japanese, English, and a little bit of Spanish! But this is an English blog, so please refrain from speaking Japanese to me if you also know the language.

I use she / it / they pronouns, and I'm bisexual.

I'm currently writing my own book! I also have a hyperactive imagination and tend to be able to come up with prompts and scenarios instantly if given even the slightest bit of inspiration.

My birthday is on the 28th of March, and I'm an Aries! My rising sign is Libra and my moon is Taurus.

My favorite genres are domestic noir and tragi-comedies.

I'm an absolute sucker for pancakes and cheesecakes, so that was one of my main if not instant reasons for kinning Akito :)

I own a siamese cat named Koyo!

I absolutely adore Studio Ghibli movies please talk to me about them

I'm sorry if this first post was a bit messy, I'm still figuring it out! I'm looking forward to writing for you all♡

[monstaless]

Receiving Gifts - Jinyoung Request

Relationship: host!Jinyoung x reader

Warnings: 18+, nsfw, unprotected sex

We should see what it’s all about,” giggled Miku, stopping to observe the host club across the street.

“I’ve never been in a host club before,” added Saeko. One of the young hosts had already noticed you and was making his way across the street. 

A short time later you found yourself in the middle of what was essentially speed dating with the available hosts for the night. You kept glancing down the table at Saeko and Miku. The two of them hadn’t stopped giggling since the first host had walked up to you outside. At least the drinks were basically free for the next hour and the hosts were nice enough, if not too nice. None of them had impressed you yet.

The manager called out that it was time for the hosts to rotate and you thanked your current partner then lifted your drink to your lips before the next one came along. 

“Good evening.” You glanced up to find the next host standing in front of you, bowing deeply. You were stunned when he looked up to meet your gaze. You choked on your drink and tried to hide it with a quiet cough.

“Hello.”

That moment was the start of something you’d never seen coming.

Despite how busy you were with your career, you always had friends to hang out with and always made time for them. Now though, if you felt lonely, you went to host club. You were a regular on Monday and Thursday nights. For three months, you’d been visiting the club regularly. You were seeing him more often than you’d seen any of your boyfriends in the past. You were giving him more things than you’d given your boyfriend in the past. You’d started by taking Jinyoung small gifts: souvenirs from train stations when you went on trips, local delicacies, and books you thought he might like.

This time though, you felt like gifting him something more. You’d found a watch while you were shopping for this season’s latest fashion. You’d dressed in one of those new outfits, hoping to impress.

Jinyoung smiled as soon as he saw you.

“Good evening. You look lovely tonight. The usual?” he questioned, leading you to your table. You nodded as you took your seat. He bowed before making his way to the bar. When he returned with the bottle of sake, he immediately poured you both a glass. You waited until he had seated himself next to you, then removed the box from your bag offering it to him with both hands.

He looked slightly confused as he accepted the box. HIs eyes widened when he opened it and he looked up at you.

“This is for me?”

“Of course, I always bring you a gift,” you laughed awkwardly, afraid that maybe he didn’t like the gift.

“Not like this.” He was studying the watch, then he stood and bowed deeply. “Thank you, Y/N.”

When he was sitting next to you again, you helped him put on the new watch. Seeing how impressed he was with the watch as he admired it on his wrist, you told yourself that you would continue to bring him gifts like this.

The manager informed you that Jinyoung was with another patron, away from the premises. You’d be lying if you said that your feelings weren’t a little hurt, even though you knew that it was his job. You were just a part of his job, nothing more. No amount of gifts or hours or money was going to change that. But you had a regular schedule and he’d always been available to you. He could've at least appreciated your patronage enough to respect your regular schedule. You debated leaving, but then a thought occurred to you and you just had to try. You’d make him regret missing out on seeing you tonight.

You asked the manager if you could have a different host for the evening. He looked stunned. He’d probably never been asked that before and he probably hadn’t expected to hear that from you. Then he nodded. He wouldn’t normally allow this, but as you were a regular and they gained a lot of revenue from you he wasn’t about to turn you away. He gave you the host menu and waited quietly as you looked through it.

After quickly browsing the menu, you decided on Hiromi, who sometimes joined you and Jinyoung when the club was slow. You knew that you enjoyed his company at least.

He joined you immediately, a gorgeous smile on his face. The idea of gaining one of the extravagant gifts that you generally reserved for Jinyoung was probably on his mind. The two of you shared drinks and chatted, but Jinyoung wasn’t showing up. After a little while you’d convinced Hiromi to tell you where Jinyoung had gone with the other woman. When you asked if he wanted to go with you to the karaoke bar, he smiled at you mischievously as agreed.

“What do you think you’re doing?” questioned Jinyoung, grabbing your shoulders and pinning you against the wall. You’d never seen him with this look before. He was pissed. His gaze shifted to the room that he’d just watched you leave. You’d stepped out as he parted ways with the other woman for the night. “Why are you with Hiromi?”

“You weren’t available,” you offered with a pout. “Your manager didn’t want me to be displeased.”

Jinyoung wasn’t amused. His attention was on you again.

“You asked for someone else?” 

“You were away. I didn’t want to drink alone.”

He leaned in closer to you.

“I thought I was the only host that had ever impressed you,” he whispered, his breath tickling your ear. “Did you give him a gift also?”

“What if I did? Are you jealous, Jinyoung?” you teased.

“I’m disgusted,” he growled, but nothing about his body language said ‘disgusted’. He stood back, studying you. You both glanced looked up as Hiromi opened the door and stepped into the hallway. He paused in his attempt to close the door quietly when he realized that your attention was on him. He pointed down the hall.

“I’ll see you later, Y/N. It was fun hanging out with you tonight.” He winked at you before making his way down the hall. When you looked at Jinyoung again, his attention was already back on you. He knew what you’d been up to. Nothing got past him and that was part of his charm.

You’d swiped through the options before settling on one that you felt suited Jinyoung the most. Price didn’t matter so you hadn’t paid attention to that. The room lived up to your expectations, but Jinyoung paid no mind to the room at all. His eyes were on you. He wasn’t getting paid for this, but the night was still all about you.

“Where’s my gift?” He questioned, surprising you as he placed a soft kiss to your neck. He slid your jacket off your shoulders and placed another kiss to the soft skin that was revealed. “You didn’t give it to Hiromi, right?” The straps of your dress were the next articles of clothing to be slipped off your body. You shivered, but not from the air that hit your bare skin as your brand new dress fell into a heap on the floor. “That’d really be a shame.” His mouth was right next to your ear as he placed his hands on your waist and pulled you backwards into his chest.

You stumbled slightly in your heels as they got caught on your dress, but his steady hands didn’t let you fall.

“I left it with your manager,” you breathed out quietly. He chuckled quietly.

“Good, if you had given it to someone else, I think it would’ve completely ruined the mood.”

You kicked the dress out of the way and turned to face him.

“I’d never give your gift to anyone else,” you assured him, untucking his shirt. He cupped your face in his hands as he leaned down to kiss you. You’d started to unbutton his shirt, but the kiss caught you off guard. Instead your fingers curled into his shirt, searching for something to keep you grounded. He deepened the kiss opening his mouth against yours. He dropped one hand to your waist, holding you steady as he backed you toward the bed.

He let you go as stumbled backwards onto the bed. Your eyes met as he started to finish the job that you’d started of unbuttoning his shirt. 

“You’re wearing the shirt I gave you,” you breathed out. He smirked.

“Yeah, I always wear the gifts you give me. Now it’s my turn to do the giving.” He smiled, discarding the shirt into a pile with your dress. You barely had time to take in how gorgeous his body was. The next moment he was pushing you backwards onto the bed and covering your body with his own. He placed a kiss to your lips and then moved his lips to your chest. He paused to look up at you. “If you want me to stop, all you have to do is say the word, okay?”

“Okay” you breathed out quietly, nodding eagerly. You were trembling in anticipation of his next move. You gasped as he brushed a thumb over your nipple and then his mouth was on the other. You moaned and curled your fingers into his short hair. He was barely doing anything and you were already a mess. You’d been thinking about this for way too long.

He pulled away to glance up at you with a smirk before moving down further to pull off your underwear. He looked up at you again. “So, tell me, what do you want?”

“Please, Jinyoung. I want you.” You almost didn’t recognize your own voice. You’d never had to beg for anything. He nodded, standing up to finish removing his clothes. He was over you again, his lips pressed to yours as he thrust his hips shallowly between your folds to gather your moisture before gently pushing in. You both moaned out. One of his hands found yours, intertwining his fingers with yours as he pinned your hand above your head.

His lips never left yours, even as he propped himself up on one arm so he could slip the other between your bodies to rub circles around your clit. He barely pulled away for breath. When he finally pulled away completely, it was only so he could watch your face as you came. He came undone shortly after, pressing his face into the crook of your neck as his hips jerked against yours.

He rolled onto his side next to you.

“This isn’t going to stop, is it?” he asked, You shook your head.

“I like when you give me gifts too,” you whispered. He smiled at you, pulling you into his arms.

[akaashisbabygirl]

Atsumu

sfw

period pain stimulator

s/o who is very thin

s/o who has relapsed

s/o who’s in a k-pop group

s/o who needs help with breast pumping

s/o who is pressured by their parent

s/o who isn’t what they thought

s/o who stress eats

hate comments

s/o who feels lost and wants to be held by them

their crush is a teen mom

their crush is stressing over an exam

comforting their s/o after having an emotional breakdown

s/o who’s a k-pop idol

s/o who can speak french

failing at making a product 

s/o being diagnosed with tourette syndrome

s/o who avoids their reflection

coming home angry

finding s/o cuddling a pillow instead of him

cuddly boy

s/o whose father is an alcoholic

s/o with inattentive type adhd

s/o who wants to wait until marriage to have se

s/o who is considered a bitch by people

s/o that has communication problems

s/o who has strict parents

the one he’ll marry

s/o coming to school with bruises

s/o sneezing while doing the deed

s/o who burst into tears in front of them

i’m pregnant

having a tall s/o

s/o who struggles with self harm

s/o who has depression

that’s enough wine for tonight

helping s/o dye their hair

s/o who passes out frequently

kawaii goth s/o

s/o who has a happy trail

you made these for me

s/o who is scary when pissed off

going on a long road trip with him

s/o who wants to off themselves

s/o overworking themselves

girlfriend who is insecure over their weight

s/o who struggles with standing up for themselves

comforting s/o who had a rough upbringing

s/o who picks at their skin

s/o who self harmed again

gamer girlfriend

having a beautiful s/o

s/o who has scars on their belly from surgery

accidentally confessing to their crush

nsfw

cockwarming

vibrating panties

seeing s/o with another guy

using the safe word

s/o with a soft innocent look, but really is a freak

threesome with sakusa

come over

tied up

s/o who has an innocent face but lewd expressions

cum on my thigh

needy for him

fuck buddies

praise kink + squirting

gang bang

love making

vibrator

s/o who has bad vocal tics during sex

s/o with small breasts

s/o in a bunny outfit

aftercare

s/o who doesn’t moan

s/o who finds it hard to cum

showers

s/o who pees while having an orgasm

Osamu

sfw

wearing a bikini for the first time in front of him

ignoring girlfriend prank

hands

your hair was in your face

parents forgetting their daughters birthday

period pain stimulator

self harm scars

comforting their s/o after having an emotional breakdown

s/o who is against public sex

why can’t you just leave me alone

be quiet and we won’t get caught

s/o sneezing while doing the deed

who do you like better

helping s/o dye their hair

hurting himself during volleyball

stealing kisses from him

s/o who wants to off themselves

being clingy with his s/o

gamer girlfriend

having a beautiful s/o

accidentally hurting their s/o with their words

s/o with jewel eyes

nsfw

breeding kink

be quiet

jerking off

s/o who’s in the mood

s/o who has an innocent face but lewd expressions

gang bang

first time

s/o wearing nothing but an apron

what have you been thinking about

come over

threesome w suna

Kita

sfw

your name

will you marry me

period pain stimulator

s/o who has an exam coming up

finding their s/o hiding in the closet

s/o with inattentive type adhd

thats enough wine for tonight

seeing you cry

seeing s/o all red

s/o who has depression

having a crush on their manager

s/o fainting

what type of person he would be attracted to

s/o fainting from forgetting to eat

gamer girlfriend

i’m pregnant

nsfw

brat taming

small dom s/o

s/o who has an innocent face but lewd expressions

gang bang

s/o who has a dirty mind

aftercare

asking s/o to sit on his face

Suna

sfw

period pain stimulator

cuddling s/o after a bad day at school

s/o who has relapsed

s/o who’s in a k-pop group

s/o who started self harming again

s/o who’s shaking because of anxiety

s/o who’s a famous idol

s/o dealing with their parents separating 

s/o who started self harming again

s/o who always smiles but is broken inside

s/o who has bad period pain

s/o who can speak french

s/o who just feels alone

s/o who was said to die

s/o who attempted

s/o who has been abusing drugs

s/o who doesn’t sleep well

s/o who isn’t what they thought

s/o that has communication problems

s/o who has strict parents

s/o who is really pissed off

it’s three in the morning

s/o sneezing while doing the deed

crushing on a volleyball captain

comforting s/o during a panic attack

i’m going to shower

s/o in need of affection and physical touch

reacting s/o sleeping all day

s/o who passes out frequently

s/o who dresses up as a soft girl

spending way too much time with atsumu

i’m sleepy

s/o who is scary when pissed off

telling him you’re pregnant

s/o who doesn’t like their body image

smart s/o who is a dancer

cute moments with him

s/o overworking themselves

s/o who is very flexible

you’re in love with him/her

you made these for me

s/o feeling addressed

cuddling with them

how much they appreciate their s/o

s/o experiencing nightmares

dressing up rich and going to an open house with him

s/o having a nightmare of past trauma

s/o dancing in the kitchen

dating the twin’s younger sister

s/o who picks at their skin

s/o with jewel eyes

gamer girlfriend

having a beautiful s/o

s/o who has scars on their belly from surgery

s/o who is very interested in music

s/o being a hatsune miku stan

s/o who has back pains due to bad posture

s/o who is in a music club 

nsfw

make me

be quiet

jealous sex

touching yourself

threesome

forgetting a condom

s/o who has big tits

s/o getting a tongue piercing

strip poke

anniversary

s/o who is a tattooist

gang bang

smoking + making out

taking pictures of s/o in lingerie

punishment

covered in hickeys

asking reader to sit on his face

s/o using the safe word

seeing s/o ass for the first time

s/o wanting to be in charge during bed

s/o wearing nothing but an apron

call me daddy

cigarettes after sex

threesome w suna

aran ojiro

sfw

s/o who dresses up as a soft girl

s/o who has scars on their belly from surgery

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