#sewer clowns

[ajtheweirdo]

[pixies992]

name every dave malloy song

includes everything from great comet to his early independent music. see if you can beat my personal best of 226/315!

[oneslimybastard]

But doctor... I am Pagliacci! :o(

[explicette]

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Sometimes it's okay to beat things up *grabs baseball bat* PENNYWISE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

[scary-grace]

this accurately reflects the state of my creative process at the moment and I think that’s kind of sad

[ami-fly]

he got better

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Meghan Markle Sussex is "manifesting" again 🥣

One of my fondest memories in the pre-megxit community was our roasting of Meghan Markle's How to COOK Toast 🍞 video. Good Times!🤣

She combined apple butter with /ree-COAT🥼-a*/ cheese & jam 🍓

Mask slipped by end of video.

Jessica Mulroney also appeared in this same kitchen as they were both seeking to niche as celebrity influencers.

Jessica actually did receive a bit more press with a 1x nutritional cooking spot for busy familes.

Chef Cory also secured a 1x spot on Chopped Junior for his ungrateful, cheating girlfriend.

*Meghan Markle's mispronunciation of /rĭ-kŏt′ə/ ricotta cheese. Much like Tignanello & Lettuce.🤡

Edited to include 1 copy of the ridiculous "show"

Daniel Boland roasts Meghan Markle's Toast 15:00

When MMS began to "manifest" a 2024 cooking show, the Toronto Toast videos (& comments) disappeared from YT. A new video was uploaded by a sussex sewer squad member: Akorful Studio. Posted Feb 21, 2024 just in time for a re-brand. Please don't give Akorful the views.

[mutalieju]

was planning to play arkham origins next (which i never actually played) but went to arkham knight because I want to hang out with my good friend eddie

correct <3

[betheflyinggrapes]

i drew a bunch of stuff but the only one that looked decent was daan. i dont know what this means

[politemouse]

I have been deceased for a while and ended up getting holidays mixed up!! Is it February or October? I have no idea 🩷🩷🩷…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

[menlove]

someone should do a beatles IT au i think this would be very very funny

[ziamond]

Dark Deception Chapter 3: Retribution Portals - Stranger Sewers & Crazy Carnevil

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

Happy Halloween 🤡

[doll-princesse]

Molly's clown outfit from a while back is so cute and whimsical. What was your inspiration and thought process going in? Also, would you mind sharing the pattern for it? What sort of places do you recommend to get patterns from in general? Thank you so much

Thank you for the kind words!

Last April, I attended a lecture on the philosophy of clowning. It was all about finding joy and whimsy in life, stomping out seriousness, that sort of thing. So that was my inspiration!

For inspiration, I looked at both actual clown outfits, clown dolls, historical clowns/ pierrots/ jesters, and modern Halloween costumes. There’s lots of different areas to draw inspiration from, but for my first clown outfit, I decided to keep it simple. I went with the most basic harlequin color block style. Normally it’s a onesie, but I was into making separates at the time and didn’t have time to draft a whole new pattern.

My fabric choices were guided by what Joanns had in stock. I wanted polka dots and very colorful/ 90’s kidcore/ rainbow aesthetic. I wound up with two teal and white polka dot fat quarters, a half yard of a rainbow print, a roll of rainbow baby rick rack, and two kinds of narrow polka dot grosgrain ribbons.

I also used stash materials including red bias tape, narrow teal ribbons, solid red grosgrain ribbon and baby rick rack, white cotton fabric, red buttons, lightweight interfacing, and variegated thread.

For patterns, you don’t need any specific one. As long as you have a basic dress pattern with a puff sleeve, and a bloomer pattern, you can hack it into Mollypop’s clown separates :)

I used:

basic dress bodice, lengthened to shirt length. (Do NOT cut bodice front on the fold. Add a seam allowance at the center front to allow for splicing together the two different fabrics).

Long puffed sleeves— short ones can also be lengthened. One of each fabric. These were hemmed, trimmed with rick rack, and gathered with elastic.

A bloomers pattern and rectangular waistband to make the puffy pants. The pant legs were also hemmed and trimmed with rick rack. Then they got an external casing from red ribbon to run elastic through. Gathered top to the waistband, put a snap at center back to close.

To make the neck ruffle, I trimmed a white rectangle with more rick rack, then gathered it. Then I bound the neckline with a bit of bias cut polka dot. Another piece of red ribbon was used as a sash.

I drafted her hat from a cone. Any witch hat pattern could be used instead. I took inspiration from the “brimless” witch hats in the manga Witch Hat Atelier.

Her braids got wire braided in, just like I saw done in my sister’s school play when we were kids.

Lastly, her big smiley face sticker is from a real clown at a clown event I attended at the university :)

I need to reblog to talk about patterns, b/c I’ve hit the post limit :(

TBC in reblogs

[grim-lief]

The Pissed Performer Phasmo!!

A clown created by the makers of the universe to entertain them! They've all passed onto the next dimension now, but he still remains. He's maddened by the eons of crippling loneliness and having no one to perform for.. Now his performances are a bit more DEADLY

His hat has a mind of it's own but can't speak or move but is still somehow very grating to be around. The two of them get into arguments somehow all the time.

In a fight he wields his "BATTLE SAX" tm, to devastate foes with his silly sounds! Before whacking them over the head with it. He claims that the scope helps him aim his music.

He lives in a pocket dimension circus tent he keeps within his hat! (ignore the rat, he just makes all of da rules)