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I love dante from the hit video game series devil may cry because he is somehow both the coolest motherfucker in the room but also a complete loser. he has soloed some of the most powerful beings in existence. he is constantly surrounded by beautiful women and yet he gets with none of them. he and his twin brother both suffer from a chronic case of The Cain Instinct. he rides around on a demon-powered motorcycle. his favorite pastimes are kicking ass and taking names, and also dance dance revolution. he has “been stabbed and jabbed by many things over the years.” he is obsessed with strawberry sundaes. he is constantly broke as shit because he keeps giving away his money to people who’ve lost their homes to demon attacks, but also because he refuses to eat anything except for pizza and flakes out on jobs because he got bored. he fist-fought his nephew in the vatican. he truly is the character of all time.

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(for context these are ramblings of a rich white guy about how he's terrified of the neighbourhood being taken over by the Wrong Kind of People) I love the detail of the bum drinking expensive wine in his imagination

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for sale: undertale copy, never played

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mgs stands for mullet gay sex

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I have been feeling awful lately, so all I can do is sleep, work on commissions and draw memes sometimes

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Btw, you can donate to menstrual hygiene kits for Sudanese women, which I would highly recommend if you can

https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/padsforpeace/

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I’ve had this in my drafts since December. Happy Easter!

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“My blog is just a small glimpse into my sick fucked up mind”

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Ennis's run in MK Punisher is this weird transitional period where it's starting to evolve from Ennis characterizing Frank as what's best described as 'Kitten who only thinks of murder all day' to the complex interrogation of the violent vigilante power fantasy. Which does lead to a tonal backlash sometimes even within one arc in MK where you have stuff like the very funny Punisher vs Wolverine story that just fully leans into the absurdity of the whole concept and then you have stories like the one with the cop who beats his wife or the Belfast one that's largely kinda depressing and also just straight up brings up uncomfortable questions like 'ok so how old do you have to be for the Punisher to consider you to be a valid target?' and the answers are quite intentionally uncomfortable

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On one hand I miss the detective Soap/Molly buddycop dynamic but it is funny Molly just went 'fuck this shit I am leaving this story to go on a holiday to have sex with hot women forever'

good for her

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no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live

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Nero has not yet seen his father in his “better years”...

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ewww, he's ugly 😭

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comic books can be good

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reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material