#seventh fucking grade

[bewires]

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[mousecracker]

finally started rwby after ten years. now obsessed with the little white haired freak

[official-lucifers-child]

sometimes, things that are more complicated are worse

[death-himself]

any other americans fall asleep to markiplier last night because you couldn’t stop thinking about how trump’s gonna take away your rights or is it just me

i started with prop hunt, then world’s quietest let’s play, then his minecraft series put me to sleep

[thelilylav]

Oh my GOD the way Gracie’s lisp makes her sound younger, like a child with a speech impediment; the way her name isn’t Grace, no it’s Gracie, like a nickname you give your kid; the tantrums she throws every time something doesn’t go her way. She infantilizes herself at every fucking opportunity. She’s always the victim, she’s always the pursued, never the pursuer. And Joe gets all the responsibility and has to comfort her and be there for her because she can’t handle it on her own but apparently he, the CHILD she RAPED, can. “I am naive.” I’m going to throw up

[softfae]

*The Cike is playing a team sport*

Qara : Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Altan?

Chaghan : Have you ever played a game with Altan?

Qara : No…

Baji: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the field

Altan, chasing Rin: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[snotrockett]

the supermega situation is genuinely the most disappointed and devastated i’ve been in quite some time. i’ve been watching them for probably around eight years. they have been the ONLY youtubers i’ve exclusively followed for years (since jenna marbles left). i held ryan magee in SUCH high regard. (i liked matt but he always gave me asshole vibes ngl. i just never had a reason to dislike him until now). but, hearing this about ryan, oh my fucking god. oh my god. i’m not defending them AT ALL, i’m just heartbroken something i held so near and dear has been taken from me. in such a disgusting way.

their response was so pathetic, and their actions have been so shitty. they were such a huge part of my life, i have them to thank for my sense of humor, and making me feel better on the shittiest of days. i grew up with them. i only had love for them, so for this to happen. i can’t even process it.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I love it when people assume I’m a kid when I’m in a school building and ask what teacher I have, what grade I’m in, or if I’m lost so I can see the sheer astonishment on their face when I reply in a very adult, very verbal voice, “actually I work here.”

[catastrxblues]

i have this dread so ancient in me, this creeping fear. oh my god i want to throw up

[itstimeforstarwars]

My diary when I was a teenager: I am so angry and this is where I put my rage about how the world is ending and how mad I am about it and how much I hate politicians and the school board

My diary now: here is a recounting of what I did today as well as how I feel about some of the news from today, so that in twenty years when everyone is lying about how the 2020s went I have proof that I'm not insane.

[gaydryad]

so for Writing Reasons I've been going back through all my old personal writing (including some very old social media posting) and the sheer force with which I wanted to dress up or roleplay "as a guy" from ages 12 to 15 is truly stunning. WHILE BEING AWARE OF TRANS AND NONBINARY PEOPLE. AS A OPTION. FULLY ZERO-BRAIN-CELL AWARENESS-ZERO ASS EGG

[likesplatterpaint]

I understand scheduling kids for classes is a complex unwieldy task but

*scream of rage*

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

Yall should I steal my mom’s copy of A Little Life to see if it’s actually worse than the fanfics I was reading at 13

[magdaclaire]

re: the american education system showing high school children their "dead" peers in an effort to lessen teenage drunk driving after prom,

the suing part is one hundred percent true but several parents (including my mom <3) threatened to personally beat the ass of the principal at the time

[justsken]

Hi my name is Just Ken and I have short blonde hair that reaches my neck and barbie blue eyes like the distant ocean and a lot of people tell me I look like Chloe Dollpink (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Ken Jennings but I wish I was because they're a major fucking hottie. I have pale skin. I'm also a Ken, and I date Barbie in Barbieland where I'm in the seventh grade (I'm 29). I'm a prep (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Pac Sun and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a A blue button down and Swim trunks, Cool sunglasses and Flip flops. I was wearing Black eyeliner drawn like a tear. I was walking outside the beach. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of goths stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. "Hey Just Ken!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Chuckles Gunbash!

i think we were both thinking of different translators JKNDFVKJDNFBD

[in-tua-deep]

maybe the tua in my name is actually from the word “septuagenarian” - a spelling word I got wrong on a spelling test when I was nine years old that still haunts me