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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 3 months

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I love it when people assume I’m a kid when I’m in a school building and ask what teacher I have, what grade I’m in, or if I’m lost so I can see the sheer astonishment on their face when I reply in a very adult, very verbal voice, “actually I work here.”

#I swear to god I could go undercover in any school past seventh grade. I look like I’m thirteen.#Actual thirteen-year-olds think I’m thirteen #Which is whatever but it’s a little awkward when they start talking about school stuff thinking I am also a kid #Like yes you’re cool and I support you. But I don’t think you realize I have an apartment and pay taxes #and clean some kinda fucking weird brown tobacco tar off my bathroom walls every week because the neighbors smoke #and the residue comes through the vent and gets diffused every time I take a hot shower #ughhhhh

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