#seriously x2

[rainbowsuitcase]

I have this idea in my head for an IceMav AU where they had a thing years before Top Gun, some halfway serious relationship that was mostly about fucking and absolutely did not end on a good note. And now they're meeting again years later, both of them just giant balls of angst who miss each other so much but are also convinced the other hates them now.

But I don't really do feelings driven stuff well and I fear I wouldn't do the concept justice, so I'll just throw it out here for anyone to pick up if you want to (or to send me a link to the fic if something like this already exists!)

[spicyspiders]

*touches pond* James Marsden Cyclops... He is so god damn fine and I will never forgive The Last Stand for what it did to my husband

also him and Logan definitely fucked, they were flirting non stop throughout the films

This is Scott Summers. He is the most powerful mutant and he's also the one Wolverine most likes to fuck doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bed room, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls on the bathroom on the couch on the car and on the street.

[zephyrrr101]

After having a X-men marathon,

I love Michael Fassbender and the Magneto he is.

But.

BUT!

Nothing is gonna be cooler than Sir Ian McKellen' Magento's "Too much iron in your blood."

And then making those little iron balls after pulling it all out of the officer's body and than casually floating to the entrance.

[blueclearcloud]

BUCKASSNWILD THEORIES FOR A BUCKASS WILD SHOW THATBIS BANG BRAVERN

Spoilers for show till episode 8, kinda.

I am ofc ignoring the obvious theory that Bravern and Smith are the same person. Everyone is saying it, so i wanna believe the anime is gonna go stupid and buckwild to be that predictable:

1. BRAVERN IS KNUTH AND SMITHS ACCIDENTAL BABY.

People with sense will ask, how? Yet no one wants to answer how robots create humanoid batteries??? I rest my case. This is probably the craziest and most darkly funny one and im basing it on her talking about "making love" so baby made AND how there was no bodies or parts found near the crater. So maybe they combined or smth.

2. LEWIS SMITH IS BRAVERNS DAD!

He loves tokusatsu so maybe he got teleported into weird space time and learned how to make giant robots. He imbues Bravern with his Isami love, and somehow finds a way to teleport him back to that time.

3. LEWIS SMITH IS BRAVERNS FATHER FIGURE!

Technically this is 2.5, but i wanted a 3 and couldn't think of one involving Lulu unless she was Braverns Dad actually, going back to theory 2. Anyway, Smith is teleported to random space somehow alive and finds a younger Bravern. He teaches him the ways of tokusatsu and Isami love to travel back in time somehow causing the time loop.

Ok done theorizing. And if Isami and Lewis don't make out by the finale at least once, i will actually have a mental breakdown.

[mishyoona]

FINAL FANTASY X-2.5～永遠の代償～ The Price of Eternity

The story of Spira, following Final Fantasy X-2, is spun into a novel! Set two years and several months after Yuna defeated Sin, Spira has transitioned into a new era. Yuna's plan to unwind with Tidus, cherishing their long-awaited reunion, took an unforeseen turn when a storm battered their ship, casting them ashore on unfamiliar land. Removed from Besaid's vicinity, Yuna found herself confronting the hidden truths of this newfound island... —Japanese-to-English Back Cover Synopsis (~Eien no Daishō~, 2013)

A fan restoration project, entitled Rebirth ~ The Price of Eternity, started by Danko Kaji of ffx3chat.

Fan translation source here. Continuation of Rebirth by mishyoona here (ongoing).

Quick review: The portrayal of Yuna, as well as her relationship with Tidus, was (for the most part) lacking. I would still recommend it, but keep your expectations low when delving in.

Go in and just have fun with it.

I will say, the book excels in world-building and lore. I'd suggest exploring the marked chapters for those parts, at the very least!

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

In the best version of reality we would get a Flash storyline wherein the Justice League, the Titans, Young Justice and every other superhero is mind controlled except for the speedsters. With the entire might of DC greatest hunting them down the speedsters have a dumb idea. A very very dumb idea.

See, speedsters are able to control what age they are and, while only Bart and Jay have ever seriously messed around with that ability, they need a wildcard move that won't be predictable.

What would a bunch of mind controlled superheroes not expect? What would immediately mark them as not a threat and allow them to sneak around in plain sight?

They disguise themselves as middle schoolers.

Jay and Barry get lucky. No one knew them as children and they aren't really recognizable as children so they get away with being 12.

Wally, Bart and Ace not so much. Half of the superhero community knew these three as children so they are forced to go even younger to be unrecognizable. All three settle on 6 because they refuse to compromise their ability to run.

The plan is to sneak into a class trip touring the Hall of Justice and then sneak away from the group to 'go to the bathroom'. The bathrooms are right above the Halls boiler room so then all they would have to do is vibrate through the floor and bam! They're through security undetected and have access to Hall.

What they don't take into consideration is that A) while Wally, Bart and Ace are used to being on high stakes missions as a child, Jay and Barry are not, Barry's on the verge of an anxiety attack and Jay CAN'T LIE B) as children none of them had the same control over their speed or their focus, which becomes very apparent when all five of them get so wrapped up in a pokemon battle that they don't notice Wonder Woman taking over the tour and, most importantly, C) Wally couldn't vibrate through objects without blowing them up until he was an adult.

They relearn that last one the hard way when the bathroom floor explodes and the Hall immediately goes into lock down.

[lithiumseven]

Actual Footage of Mutants Indicting Trump

(article)

[vampthropologist]

Okay, watched X-men Origins. Whew. Okay.

First off, yes it's bad. It's poorly edited, the pacing is questionable, the effects aren't good, and the plot... well that's the biggest problem. Yet, the actors did their best with what they got.

Watching it for Logan instead of the plot definitely makes it better.

stupid as shit. everything was so dumb. waughhh. whatever. It lifted my spirits and I had a good time.

[kresnikcest]

Does Ludger even remember that Julius’ glasses are fake...

[letstrywritingmaybe]

1+1=2, x2?

No I’m not forcing y’all to do math, don’t worry. This is the official announcement that the wonderfully talented @vordark and I are collaborating on another fic!

Summary: One plus one equals two. Double it and it equals four. A simple equation, but apply it to people? It becomes complicated…

Let’s try this again. Shinichi plus Conan equals two Kudo brothers. Then there’s also Shiho plus Ai, the Miyano sisters, so a total of four. Simple right?

Wrong. When the Kudos and Miyanos are involved, there is no such thing as simple.

Aka the sibling verse @vordark and I have been obsessing over. Welcome to another collab, I hope you enjoy the ride. We’re taking the long way home.

Chapter One: So It Begins (available on ao3 <3)

[rainyjackalope]

btw i will make a sona for myself based on your favorite animal but you have to draw yourself as a jackalope in return

im dead serious

you can be a bunny or a hare, doesn't matter. look up different breeds and species and colors if you want and then give them some kind of horns or antlers (wolpertingers are also fine but they have to be rabbit/hare based it's the rules.) it can also be a hybrid in general and not have strictly rabbit features, i dont wanna limit people too much

my conditions are i wont do bugs for mine (unless its a moth!) i like bugs but i rly dont like looking at photos of some kinds too much and some bugs are too intricate for me to do justice for comfortably in anthro form. i havent practiced that enough also: no open species type things. actual animals or general cryptids please i don't get into open species stuff at all

[martianbugsbunny]

My boy Kurt Wagner is so slayy getting introduced to the soundtrack of Dies Irae

[savoryinferior]

Yep fine god bless america i would die for the 118.

[beevean]

Mega Man X2

X Hunter Stage 1 (Absolute Zero)

[myshredda]

Hello!✨

Chaos idea: The clump try to have a movie night but spend two hours scrolling mindlessly through their prefered streaming service because they just can't decide on a movie

They end up watching Bluey, that's the only show they all love equally

But then they start fighting about which episode to watch!

Red would probably cry with sleepy time, especially that part where Chili assures Bingo she will be there for her even if she can't see her bcs I firmly believe Red never had his parents tell him that, (he just gives off daddy and mommy issues, specially in the family episode and how most of the time he tries to avoid confrontation like that part where he fires Duck due to pressure). And maybe baby race

Duck would LOVE the episode where Jack and Rusty play army with all those military references that remind him of his childhood and youth (even tho hes like, 30) He would probably like baby race too

I think Yellow would like the butterflies ep, and he would be constantly singing the poor little bug on the wall song as vocal stimming (i know my sister and i did haha!)

Green it's kinda hard… It's maybe because i have not finished watching all the episodes (i just cannot binge watch it because i cry way too much and i end up exhausted) but i can't choose an episode for him… i was thinking maybe the bedroom one, but it's not right enough…

I would probably continue to watch it and maybe when I finish I could give him an episode!

For now, he just likes all of the episodes :D

Oh I cry over every single episode of Bluey no matter what so I'm right there with you.

Yeah. Red would weep every time Chili and Bandit are good parents bc he very obviously did NOT have a good childhood and has basically no relationship with his family/peers. Sleepy Time would make him cry SO BAD man... Poor guy. He's role in my AU really is, like, ending his family trauma with him and ensuring that Yellow and Green have the supportive family he never had, so the bedtime episode would really get him :( poor guy :(

All I could think of during that army episode was Duck lol, he's my go-to army guy now. I think he'd also really like the episode with Chili's dad because he feels kinship with Mort being a crazy old dude that's kind of a curmudgeon but deep down loves his family (bonus points for him being implied to be a veteran)

Yellow loves all the silly episodes and the songs but I think he'd also love Sleepytime because of Bingo's relationship with floppy reminding him of his relationship with Doggie.

Green's a toughie, but I really think he'd resonate with Space the most. He'd love the scientific aspects of Mackenzie pretending to be an astronaut, and also wanting to be the lead explorer. SPOILERS here if you haven't seen this episode, but the separation anxiety and abandonment issues that Mackenzie experiences in this episode remind me so much of Green. They way he feels like it's up to him to save 'the crew' and how terrified he actually is of being abandoned by his family, especially because it's happened before in the past. But he has to learn to trust the people he cares about to care about him in return. (🥲🥲🥲🥲)

[kryptonitejelly]

all the “would you love me if i were a worm” content made me do it

me: would you love me if i were a worm?

bf: why would you be a worm? you are a human.

me: but what if

bf: no, i won’t be able to talk or interact with you. this is a nonsensical question.

me: it is an internet thing

bf: tiktokkers should die (disclaimer: he just meant this in a “help me, i’m dead kind of way”)

i am cackling. h e l p