#seriously tho😭

[sunnywalnut]

The thing about my autism is that if you want to be my friend instead of just my moot you have to lay down bait for me to follow you into your DMS like a little mouse on a quest for cheese.

Telling me "oh we should talk about x!" Is not enough. You have to specifically plant the idea of "oh yeah we should move to dms!" In my head otherwise I will not do it bc I feel like I'm breaking laws.

Oh you like me and want to talk about my ocs on a post about my ocs and only about my ocs on my oc post? Beautiful! Let's talk about ocs on my oc post.

You posted some cool photos and are super proud of them and are chatting to me in the comments while I talk you up about it and enjoy it while you send me more via the post? Gorgeous! I shall eat it up while it lasts.

You are sharing YOUR ocs on my oc post about my ocs and talking about ocs with me on my oc post? Cowabunga, bitch! These little guys will be running around my brain forever! Too bad I can't just roll up in your dms at random and ASK you about them, though.

But seriously. If any of my moots genuinely are attempting an actual functional friendship with me beyond "guy who sometimes reblogs my posts and tells me I'm cool" then PLEASE tell me! Y'all are fuckin swag as hell but I am also dense and possibly a vampire. You have to explicitly invite me inside. I promise I won't find it weird!!

[slumbering-shadows]

Underrated bit in Psych is that sometimes for no discernable reason at all the weird old priest that gus is in love with shows up to rescue them from situations

[hipsternumbertwo]

You're a Nepo Baby, Angela!

[yrsonpurpose]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds

[puffypoffin]

This is me coping for the CONTINUED lack of interaction between these two in the new update

[l3viat8an]

Omg so imagine you are sitting on the couch with the bros and all of the sudden you feel it. That clot means it's shark week for you. Panicking you sit up can check your spot, yep it's blood.

Lucifer sees first and is immediately in protect mode. The human is bleeding! Why? Are they hurt? Is this an attack? What's going on?

Beel smells the air and connects what he's seeing with the blood on the couch, now he thinks you're dying and he starts to yell in panic

Now everybody is on your ass, asking questions about what's wrong. You try to walk off but Satan is determined to know what getting on with you as well as all the brothers.

So now you're here Asmo and Mammon crying that you're gonna die. Satan is trying to put his human anatomy books to good use. Lucifer has Solomon on the phone. Belphine is actually awake and Beel and Levi are having an anxiety attack.

Finally being able to escape walk out of the conversation you change and pop in or put on a tampon/pad. As you walk back down there are even more people, now you have to explain the concept of a period to not just seven demons but, nine demons and four angels

Great 🫠

Ooooh so we’re going the full dramatic route!!!- I mean crying and panic attacks over a lil blood??? c’mon now boys sjksjs

Although humans are far weaker then demons- if you got a paper cut in front of them they’d probably act like you’re dying too lolol

I’d like to think Solomon just laughs and hangs up on Lucifer, simple as that. Solomon knows you’re not dying and this is something you’d be better at explaining anyway.

Actually getting the demons and angels to relax long enough for you to explain that it’s perfectly normal and not a big deal is another matter all together-

You’ll have to hope Satan’s anatomy book is actually up to date and show them all on paper how it’s perfectly normal. Most guys are visual learners- so thank goodness for Satan’s book!!!- jsksjksha

Belphie’s the first one to actually listen and fully understand you’re not dying. (and you’ll have to keep reassuring the others you’re not dying the whole time you explain.) over the dramatics, crying ‘n the endless question it’s going to take awhile-

But when they do calm down they’ll all start worrying about how you feel and asking if they can at least get you something so you’ll be more comfortable!! Beel’s vv worried about the cravings for chocolate you mentioned- jkjk (Now that they know you’re not gonna die it’s time for them to fuss over you the right way )

Extra/side note; I honestly don’t think Asmo would be freaking out. As the avatar of lust it’s kinda part of his job to know about stuff like that. So he could potentially help you explain or he’ll stand there laughing his ass off because everybody else is so worked up over something that’s completely natural for some humans. jsksjskjs

[dooweeedooguy]

Since there are a lot of people who just watch New Who and dont watch Classic, I feel like I need to clarify this for ALL of you...

these two fine fellows, although they play the same character... ...they do NOT play the same character

...hopefully y'all understand w/o having me going into depth lol

[reilliane]

I honestly wasn't expecting the Kazuha to rejoin my world even after being added in the friend list, 'cause you know, sometimes they're just there- in the list.

But boy am I surprised- in a good way! 'Cause omg I genuinely feel giddy PAHAHHADHSAJDH

The Kazuha wanted fungal spores this time :'))

Also yes, there's "TBC" because I did not include all of the shenanigans here, so there's going to be one more part!

(a very cute close-up of two adventuring anemo men utc)

[crowrelli]

does anyone else hear the twilight hoa hoa hoa music playing softly in the distance……

[youwerethedefeated]

Tried to cut my own bangs, now I'm up there with the legends

[localfanbaselurker]

people who like keith: yeah actually he has two loving parents who never died/left him and has a great relationship with his friends and is super happy and-

people who like lance: make that bitch suffer.

[chuuzmii]

omfg i stg some of you guys have this weird need to put Buck on a pedestal because why did i just see a post saying "buck has been there for all of eddies horrific breakups he knows what hes capable of" and "buddie cant happen rn cus buck cant fix eddie"... has buck not also had shitty relationships? am i tweaking? has buck not had issues in his relationships? im confused? and I fond this whole narrative that Buck can't date Eddie while he's struggling mentally sooooo weird like people do not date to fix each other.. they date because they LIKE eachother no matter the others issues.. Buck hasn't even "fixed" himself idk why u guys are so caught up in this idea that hes going to want to "fix" Eddie. He's already been there for Eddie through all his other mental health breakdowns do u really honestly think if they start dating THAT is going to be the reason their relationship cant work?

its just so annoyinggggg watching u guys try to act like buck has never done anything ever.. like hes not an angel hes JUST SOME GUY!! HE MAKES MISTAKES!! Literally nobody on 911 has been 100% correct EVER! why do u guys want him to be perfect so bad.. perfect characters are boringg i love watching him and the others make mistakes while trying to do what they think is right

[freakinator]

devotionduo so codependent that when they try to be less so they end up hurting each other what if i kms

[sometimesmaybespoof]

When she Half on my Life till I 2

[xo-myra]

am i the only one who has a crush on rohan?

[binarisunset]

Suzzane Collins literally woke up one day and said "I'm going to write a novel where the main villain of my saga makes his rise to power over the dead body of his best friend. Everything he ever accomplished made in the shadow of a boy who loved him" and I'm supposed to get over that.