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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
#was rereading the hunger games series when this thought hit me like a truck#it beautiful#its haunting#its heartbreaking#its melancholic#quotes#dark academia#books and reading#books & libraries#books#young adult#ya books#young adult books#movies#coming of age#the hunger games#the divergent series#the maze runner#the fault in our stars#musings#midnight musings#thoughts#mine
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i once accidentally dated someone for a few months. its very difficult to explain how this happened, but the gist is that i thought we were hanging out, and she thought we were on dates, and it was just a very painfully highschool thing.
she was a little bit confused that i hadnt tried to pull any moves, at all, even a little. like, didnt even try holding hands because, and i cannot emphasize this enough, i did not know we were dating.
so, halloween rolled around, and she thought, you know, why wait for destiny, when you can grab it? so she hit me with a clue by four.
babylon, she said. babylon. my mom's gonna be out of town on halloween, and im gonna have the house to myself, and it's going to be kind of lonely. would you like to come to my house and watch scary movies with me?
you know, kind of a netflix and chill thing. except, and i cannot emphasize this enough, i did not know we were dating. also autism. so i took it at face value and said: oh! yeah! thatd be fun! and she thought she got her point across, but she didnt and it was a mess.
skip forward to halloween: my family has a block party every year, right? and at that point i was too old to really trick or treat, but we still wore costumes for our role in the block party, which in my case, was handing out cotton candy. so i took the first shift, and my costume was this homemade abomination minion thing. i had full yellow body paint, and goggles, and a bald cap, and overalls. the kids who saw it were like, uh, hm. overly realistic minion. and adults were like, oh, some kind of hills have eyes hillbilly with jaundice. very scary.
(it was not my best costume.)
my little brother swapped me out for second shift, and i was getting ready to change out to head to her house when i was like: no, she'll get a real kick out of this. this is one of the worst things i have ever worn. so i kept it on and just brought a change of clothes thinking i could shower real quick and change at her place after she saw my nightmare getup.
so i left after that, got there, knocked on her door, and she said come on in. so i went in, and there was this very long hall with an abrupt right turn into her living room where the tv was, and i went down the hall, and i made the turn, and my field of view went from beige drywal to her, on the couch, naked. naked in the paint me like one of your french girls pose. super naked.
i panicked. this was my first time seeing a real person like, full on sex naked,which is a totally different beast from other kinds of naked. you see one kind of naked and you think yeah, im ready for all the kinds of naked, but you arent. i wasnt at least. i really wasn't.
so my brain crashed to BIOS. she also crashed to BIOS, but for different reasons. of all the ways this could have turned me, having me show up in yellow body paint and overalls was pretty pretty low down the list.
so we sat there a while, and you know, she wasn't getting any less naked, which really wasn't helping me get my brain sorted out. it really wasnt much of a surprise when she got her bearings first and started asking questions.
"babylon," she said. "babylon. what are you wearing?"
and i was like, kind of rebooted, but i was nowhere near full functionality, so symbolic language wasnt loaded in yet. i had nothing running but my trusty autism.exe, so i said
"overalls"
and she looked at me like i was the dumbest person in the entire world, and i looked at her like she was the first naked person i had seen in real life who got naked specifically for me, and my upper level cognitive process went: "listen man, we are not going to get our shit together as long as 80% of your brain power is devoted to not blinking. you gotta get out of here."
and if id communicated that, maybe things would have been less of a mess, but instead i just kind of turned around and walked back to my car. i figured i could drive a few loops around the block, get my brain in order, and figure out what the hell we were gonna do.
the only thing i had said to her since arriving was, again, overalls.
first loop around, i was like: oh god fucking damnit. oh shit. oh shit. shes gonna get like, an eating disorder from this. oh no.
second loop around i was like: oh NOOOOO oh WHAT THE FUCK oh SWEET JESUS PLEASE. i dont wanna go back man. i just wanna bury this and forget about it. please. please. let this bitter cup pass from my lips.
and after my third loop, i went and i knocked on her door again.
she answered it this time, and i counted my lucky stars that she'd changed into some pajamas. she was all teary eyed which was the saddest thing ever, and we sat down in her kitchen and talked. it was pretty bad - i figured out we'd been dating, and she figured out that trying to jump from home plate to 3rd base is considered ballsy in baseball, least of all dating. no real winners there. and i can remember after all that, we sat there a bit a bit longer, just steadying ourselves, and i was like "well, im actually really glad we figured that out. guess i'll see you at school tomorow' and she said "WAIT. wait."
"lets watch shrek 2."
so we did and it was horrible. we did not look at each other. we did not say a word. we just sat in stony silence, while shrek 2 played in the background, and when it was done we shook hands. i think we might have been able to salvage that as a friendship if it hadnt been for shrek. as it was she turned white as a sheet and ran away every time she even got a glimpse of me at school, and that summer she moved to a new state to live with her dad. all her friends said she moved just so she wouldn't have to go to school with me anymore, and i dont actually think they were lying.
every time i hear relationship counselors talk about how important communication is, and i'm tempted to roll my eyes, i look back and go, alright. alright. theres probably some poor bastard, somewhere in the world, who doesnt even know that hes married.
and god help him when he figures it out.
other bad dating story here.
#funny stories#dating#dating fiascos#minions#the minion incident#anecdotes#fuck shrek#and fuck shrek 2#like its the best in the shrek series but that movie is basically my trigger now
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a love so eternally bedeviled 🌏
#madoka magica#puella magi madoka magica#madoka kaname#homura akemi#a new print for anime expo and anyc 2024#happy yuri day#so so excited for the new movie release walpurgisnacht rising#i watched madoka years ago but the series is still very memorable to me... i love the series#hopefully i can draw the other girls very soon#pemprika
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Every season has a distinct feel, I tried a new style to tell their stories through distinct shapes (and rl is like that for funsies)
#trafficblr#traffic smp#3rd life smp#last life smp#double life smp#limited life smp#secret life smp#real life smp#my art#life series#3l#ll#dl#liml#sl#rl#yes the letters at the end are intentional#from mostly fun movies#miiiight do something more with this
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO#as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing#no mark cameo though :( sad#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#text post#fnaf#fnaf spoilers#matpat#the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character#THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD#listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving#not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol
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I hope Vanessa and Mike dance in the next FNAF movie,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#mike schmidt#I need Mike and Vanessa to have that dance eventually in this series#BUT I ALSO really wanna see vanny#so I combined the two ideas..#listen I don’t want Mike and Vanessa to fight#they are besties who are trauma bonded#but some sacrifices has to be made#I simply support women’s wrongs 🙏🏾
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This might be the last time we see Tom Hardy Venom on screen so I just wanna say, from the bottom of my monster fucker heart, it has been an absolute pleasure to go through this series with you all these last 6 years.
#venom#venom 2018#eddie brock#anne weying#venom the last dance#mrs chen#Tom Hardy#you will always be iconic to me#and I will remember you so fondly forever#symbrock#venom let there be carnage#let there be carnage#I’m in shambles#I’ve been crying all day#I’ve had so many experiences because of these movies#I have one of my very best friends in the world because of this series#and I will cry so so hard during this film
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i can't stop making these comics. yes there will be more
#pizza cart#beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice the animated series#beetlejuice the musical#broadway beetlejuice#beetlejuice movie#beetlejuice cartoon#lydia deetz
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SONIC 3 TOKYO MISSION
#illustration#art#drawing#original art#fanart#artwork#artists on tumblr#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#sonic series#sonic movie 3#sonic movie fanart#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog movie#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic cinematic universe#shadow the ultimate lifeform#sonic x shadow generations#sth
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HORROR’S NEXT TOP GENDER FINALS: Ellen Ripley (Alien) vs. The Xenomorph (Alien)
PROPAGANDA FOR RIPLEY:
"The character of Ripley was originally meant to be played by a man. also pleaseeee if this competition is a bunch of white guys im going to lose it"
"She is so incredibly butch and cool, she has that butch mechanic thing going on"
"The character was originally going to be a man but Sigourney Weaver killed it at the audition so she was hired and not a single line of dialogue was changed. Also, overall, most of the films leave an implication that gender is not very important to the point of being a practically genderless society. Everyone in these movies is too stressed and too busy working under late, late stage capitalism. My point is that Ellen Ripley is definitely (however unintentionally) agender."
PROPAGANDA FOR THE XENOMORPH:
"Is this a "character"? It's a whole species technically but I think it should count. Anyway I know people like to think about them as female and therefore Girlbosses or whatever and I think that's fine, have fun. However, they are obviously an alien species that doesn't adhere to human ideas of gender- or fit into ideas of binary sex if we wanted to think that way, since they reproduce very differently. I am also thinking about how their (very iconic) design incorporates a lot of sexual elements/imagery, and in that way too they mix-and-match and play around with gender. And again they are just so iconic."
#horror villain tourney#horror's next top gender#trans#alien franchise#alien movie#ripley alien#alien series#alien#ellen ripley#ripley#the xenomorph#xenomorph#xenomorph alien#alien 1979
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I just wanted to see Deadpool with Loki. That's it 🤭
#loki#loki series#marvelfanart#marvel#mcu#my art#fanart#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool movie#deadpool fanart#Deadpool
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"too bad, you can't die that easily"
#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverine#logan#james howlett#xmen#unfortunately i am not immune to marvel yaoi#got fixated on wolverine after bingeing the xmen movies in preparation for deadpool 3 and here i am#so expect more wolverine idk im watching the animated series rn its very serious guys
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In case anyone doesn’t know why Channing Tatum randomly showed up in “Deadpool & Wolverine” as Gambit:
Way back when the Fox X-Men universe was still in full swing, Tatum signed on to play Gambit in a movie. I believe he signed on after Gambit appeared in “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”. The project was stuck in development hell, then cancelled. So this was Ryan Reynolds’ tribute to the cancelled project and why Gambit believed he was born in the Void.
#fun facts#movie trivia#Deadpool and Wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#channing tatum#gambit#remy lebeau#x men#xmen#fox xmen#xmen origins#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#james logan howlett#logan james howlett#logan howlett#ryan reynolds#marvel#mcu#marvel movies#marvel mcu#marvel xmen#film trivia#marvel spoilers#2024 movies#2024 films#the x men#20th century fox#loki series
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feel like this is a good time for a reminder that paramount supports israel
happy for the knuckles series, pirate it
#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#knuckles series#egg.txt#edit: muting notifications
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Themb :3
#xmen#rouge#remy lebeau#rouge xmen#rouge x gambit#gambit#gambit x rogue#gambit xmen#marvel#marvel fanart#gambit fanart#rouge fanart#fanart#ship art#xmen fanart#x men 97#x men comics#x men movies#x men#x men the animated series#uncanny xmen#x men evolution#x men first class#art#my art
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