#separated at birth?

[navybrat817]

Separated at birth?

[alastaircraig]

At this point I really can’t tell the difference between Tom Hiddleston and a young Tim Curry.

Who is who? It’s basically the same photograph of the same person. Preposterous.

Who is this on the red carpet of Avengers: Infinity War in 2018? There is literally no way to know.

Go on. Tell me this isn’t literally just a picture of Tim Curry in 1990 on the set of IT. I fucking dare you.

I don’t care what you all say. This is NOT Tom Hiddleston.

[firedragon1321]

Ventus Kingdom Hearts and TK Digimon have the same energy where they look like sweet innocent angel babies, but that’s a lie and they could fuck you up.

[soapiemomorphine]

Bc all the cool kids are doing a separated au, (and I wanna be a cool kid 🥺) here’s a WIP of my sep Donnie

50 reblogs for the lore?? 🥺

[superbeans89]

Separated at birth

[danidoodels]

They're twins your honor

[jolikmc-thoughts]

Ya know, the more I look at them, the more I find myself wondering…

Sources: Left, Right

... is @gatodelfuturo's "Marie" secretly the "Satsui no Hado" incarnation of @rcasedrawstuffs' "Lara Hikaru"?

... yo, I'mma start calling her "Marie Hikage" from now on. 'v'

[shutupcrime]

Some of you are too afraid to admit this but we all know Star Wars works best when it goes full soap opera

[wee-toe]

This is wild x

[steamedtangerine]

Two different actors I thought were the same person.

John Vernon (Animal House, Killer Klowns from Outer Space)

David Ogden Stiers (M*A*S*H, Better Off Dead)

Kind of why I wish Spy would comeback with their “Separated at Birth?” segments.

[pociondeodio]

this is my multiverse of madness

[darker-than-darkstorm]

I've been seeing posts about "Wolfe" all day, and this is the first time I've seen a post with his first name in it. Until now I was wondering what weird Nero Wolfe fanfic I'd missed.

(I'm still not sure who the character is, just that he's not Nero Wolfe)

Wolfe: I’m going to stab someone.

Santi: Manners, Chris.

Wolfe: Politely. I’m going to stab someone politely.

[wtstsgalor]

This is not original with me, but it was too funny to delete.

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

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Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.

[piratefishmama]

Thinking abt Steve and Robin, Robin and Steve, two people who look so alike, who act so alike, who are basically siblings, who could actually be twins separated at birth if not for the age gap

(let's ignore that gap, or claim Steve skipped a grade cause he was a 'gifted' child that stopped being 'gifted' as he grew up in that typical neurodivergent experience kinda way).

Imagine it, Robin Buckley, an accidental pregnancy from a romp in the back of a VW, imagine if the Buckleys had twins but could only manage to take care of one, putting up the other for adoption because no matter how much they love the little bean, they can't afford two.

Now imagine The Harringtons, rich and influential and desperate for a child of their own (even if it eventually turns out that they'd never be completely ready to be parents) but... maybe something was wrong. maybe Mrs Harrington couldn't, or Mr Harrington was shooting a few too many blanks to make it work and no matter how many times they try... it just doesnt happen for them.

And then this little boy is born to a couple in Hawkins, a surprise extra alongside their little girl. A deal quickly struck, the Harringtons pay for everything, all the medical bills, and give the Buckleys enough to get them started with a house and enough money to start a college fund for their little girl, as long as they get the little boy before he's adopted by someone else.

And then one day, shortly after the mall burns down, Robin brings home this boy who she claims saved her life. This impossibly beautiful boy, covered from head to toe in pretty little moles and big, beautiful hazel eyes like Mrs Buckley, with Mr Buckleys strong jaw and broad shoulders.

Their little boy has come home, and it takes everything they have to not pull him into their arms and into their home all at once, so it happens gradually, he's invited to dinners, to holidays, he's welcome to stay the night, he has first dibs on the guest room, even has clothes in the closet there, he and Robin are inseparable, they're siblings, without a shadow of a doubt they're siblings. they found each other despite everything.

They might tell him, or they might not, it doesnt really matter.

Their little boy is home, and he's GOING to get all the love he missed out on even if it kills them.

[theeretblr]

hi, i saw your recent ask and i was wondering. how do you build an androgynous/femme outfit? especially for AMAB people who tend to have a more rectangular body shape.

thanks in advance!!

I think being able to separate clothing from gender is an important part of being able to present how you want to present.

Of course, there is a lot of cultural pressure around certain pieces of clothing being associated with certain gender presentations. However, I find that clothing is not the main thing that helps me with androgyneity. For me, that would be shapewear in the form of hip pads, butt pads (these are basically boxer shorts with inserts for specifically shaped pads), and breast forms.

Here is how I present most days I go out compared with a more masc look:

The main differences between these are the makeup and the shapewear for the femme look. Otherwise, the cargo pants are the same, and the vneck t-shirts are the same brand.