#separated at birth?

[ophanimlover]

Someone pointed out that Goodie looks like a Khezu and now I can't unsee it

[navybrat817]

Separated at birth?

[alastaircraig]

At this point I really can’t tell the difference between Tom Hiddleston and a young Tim Curry.

Who is who? It’s basically the same photograph of the same person. Preposterous.

Who is this on the red carpet of Avengers: Infinity War in 2018? There is literally no way to know.

Go on. Tell me this isn’t literally just a picture of Tim Curry in 1990 on the set of IT. I fucking dare you.

I don’t care what you all say. This is NOT Tom Hiddleston.

[firedragon1321]

Ventus Kingdom Hearts and TK Digimon have the same energy where they look like sweet innocent angel babies, but that’s a lie and they could fuck you up.

[soapiemomorphine]

Bc all the cool kids are doing a separated au, (and I wanna be a cool kid 🥺) here’s a WIP of my sep Donnie

50 reblogs for the lore?? 🥺

[superbeans89]

Separated at birth

[danidoodels]

They're twins your honor

[jolikmc-thoughts]

Ya know, the more I look at them, the more I find myself wondering…

Sources: Left, Right

... is @gatodelfuturo's "Marie" secretly the "Satsui no Hado" incarnation of @rcasedrawstuffs' "Lara Hikaru"?

... yo, I'mma start calling her "Marie Hikage" from now on. 'v'

[shadowsandsunset]

So, in Stranger Things fanfic when the author has Dustin bugging Steve about dating Robin and won't drop it, why doesn't Steve ever turn to Robin (because it's them, she's never far away lol) and go "Hey Robin, do you want to go out with me?" and have Robin respond "Ew no, you know you're not my type. You're my brother, gross."

And Dustin defends Steve (sweet boy, clueless but sweet) and goes "Really Robin, you would never date Steve?"

Robin snaps back with a "Would YOU date Steve?"

Dustin, flabbergasted, being like "That's my brother, Robin! Gross!"

And she's like, "Exactly!"

Steve is brother shaped. I don't make the rules.

He can date Eddie as a little treat though.

[shutupcrime]

Some of you are too afraid to admit this but we all know Star Wars works best when it goes full soap opera

[wee-toe]

This is wild x

[steamedtangerine]

Two different actors I thought were the same person.

John Vernon (Animal House, Killer Klowns from Outer Space)

David Ogden Stiers (M*A*S*H, Better Off Dead)

Kind of why I wish Spy would comeback with their “Separated at Birth?” segments.

[pociondeodio]

this is my multiverse of madness

[darker-than-darkstorm]

I've been seeing posts about "Wolfe" all day, and this is the first time I've seen a post with his first name in it. Until now I was wondering what weird Nero Wolfe fanfic I'd missed.

(I'm still not sure who the character is, just that he's not Nero Wolfe)

Wolfe: I’m going to stab someone.

Santi: Manners, Chris.

Wolfe: Politely. I’m going to stab someone politely.

[wtstsgalor]

This is not original with me, but it was too funny to delete.

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

-

Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.