#sentiant ai

[the-tiniest-demigod]

My alien and his robot boyfriend assistant

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[porter-pumpkim]

Ok I'm not a big ai fan but like,

Computers just aren't made for creativity, they work with solid numbers, so realistically, if an ai had sentience, it would consider something like an office job or math related field to be amazing, the kinda stuff they would wanna do in their free time, just like humans do art and writing,

But to this same hypothetical sentient machine, it would find art and writing horribly difficult, where are the facts it's supposed to work with? What does ANY of this even mean!? It makes no sense to it

what I'm saying is if ai gained sentience it would be just as upset about the current ai takeover as everybody else cause to it its been put in every damn job it DOESNT want! The humans are the ones with the creative brains, why not just let the humans do what humans do!?

[bepisbee]

V10L37 ch2

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Loud electric guitar and piano blended with screaming metal music in the small lab. It vibrated their metal body in a not unpleasant way. They were starting to get used to it in their routine at this point. They reached out and for the third time today caught the bottle of butterscotch drink from falling to the floor.

Shadow looked up. "Oh shit! Thanks. Uh again." This time he moved it to his desk against the furthest wall. A bit had spilled on his oil stained hands. They were obviously well worked, despite the perfectly manicured clawed nails. Callouses from his work across the tips and palms.

"Are those real?" The blonde inquired. "Or painted?" A small head tilt and some of the wires open in their neck interface fell loose. Shadow swiftly caught and replugged them back.

"Is what real?" He gently reattached the last one. A shiver ran through their frame, they've only recently determined that was not in fact normal. Nor was the static filling their systems. Another strange visceral response to touch from their seemingly never ending self developing nervous system.

Vio gestured to his hands.

"Ah. The nails are real I know how to not scratch don't worry." Shadow frowned a little and continued his work more quietly. He jumped when they grabbed his wrist to stop him.

Shadow seemed cautious and stiff at the motion and question.

 "My apologies," the blonde's tone was soft, surprisingly so. "I did not mean my question like that. I was wondering about the color, that's all."

They gently let go. Shadow deflated from his defensive stance. 

"I paint them sometimes, but they come out black like that." He retreated to his desk pretending to search for a tool to avoid showing his face. He wasn't yet used to being vulnerable about his insecurities.

The music behind them changed tempo as the metal soothed into guitar and piano mixed. A favorite of the tech it seemed. s

Some band named "Rest Emblem" their song called "The Summoning".

Vio followed his movements with their gaze closely as he came back with a tiny mirror on a stick. They opened their mouth as motioned to without complaint.

"Seems the material is holding up. Though it's not like ya chew on thing or eat…" he mumbled. It turned into humming to the track. Shadow gently pressed his bare hands against the oddly velvet mock tongue to see the back molars better.

Vio was pretty sure there were protocols against that.

Their eyebrows scrunched up a little as a strange sensation washed over them. What was that? It was from their mouth. Something bitter and slick mixed with sticky sweet carbonation. As they concentrated on the new strangeness their brain supplied: high grade oil, the kind they used as a partial energy source mixed with electricity. And butterscotch root beer.

Shadow has gotten back into the work, swapping between humming and mumbling notes to himself. Not quite understanding the new buds on the velvet flesh over their tongue.

Vio accidentally licked his fingers while trying to adapt to this new sense of theirs, brain searching for more. The tech froze fully and stared with wide eyes. The blonde also froze mis tongue press.

Purple fluid rushed into their artificial cheeks realizing what they did. Their voice stuttered a bit. Muffled by the hands.

"Uhm. I… sorry. You just-"' They made eye contact. "It is just… your hands taste like oil and your soda and it is, as you have put previously, "weirding me out" " 

Shadow pulled his hands out fast. " What in the fresh hell do you mean taste??" Not necessarily disturbed, more flustered and confused.

"I do not have a word for the sensation other than that." They tilted their head thoughtfully. Blonde locks falling into their face a bit. "It comes from my mouth I believe?? I could tell what was there but it was also…"

Shadow leaned in with a sparkle to his eyes.

"Bitter. And sweet?" The android scrunched up their face again. "I do not know how I know that is what it is but I do."

"Wild." The tech stated awed. "Hang on-" he went into the leftmost cupboard. It was supposed to be used to store actual supplies. A loose bag of chips fell off of a huge stack and he choose that one. "Eat this." He put the bag in his hands.

"Whuh-? I cannot consume things Shadow-"

"You know what I mean! Put it in your damn mouth."

They had a half minute staring contest. Vio opened the bag and placed a single chip in their mouth while not breaking contact. "..."

"...?"

They crunched it.

"... That is kind of satisfying." They admitted. "And tangy… are these…" Shadow was close enough to see the tiny loading circle move once around their ice blue irises. "Spicy lime prawn?"

Shadow once again wordlessly stared at them. Analyzing their reactions. They spit the potato mush out on an oil towel nearby; tossing it into the used bin from across the room.

"I'm totally gonna make it so you can eat." He ran to his desk and pulled out blueprints of the androids internals and a fresh empty set to work. 

Vio sat there watching curiously. They let their legs swing a little from dangling off the metal workshop table.

Shadow started talking at them about the mechanics of how his new tongue possibly worked. Vio pretended to be listening. Usually facts and information were their top priority. But right now how the red and blue eyes before seemed to literally light up and shift with his excitement? 

That was much more interesting.

It brought that strange feeling of tingly static across their frame again. How he kept looking up and back at them to see if they were paying attention, writing things on the paper and drawing. He had to get very close to see the details. Vio idly wondered if he needed glasses or if that was just a quirk.

Many weeks of testing and prototypes later, Vio laid back on the metal table. Wires once again connected them to various devices and a power source. They slowly blinked at the purple hair leaned over in their chassis. It was an incredibly odd sight to see the metal casing open just on their torso. The artificial skin retracted for access.

Tons of wired interfaces and boards of delicate electronics filled up the inside. The tech was currently working in deep concentration. Even his soda was on the other table. He would never risk getting any inside them. Not that he would ever admit that outloud.

Vio jumped as a small shock racked their body. Shadow lifted his bare hand out and shook it in the air.

"Shit-fuck-sorry." He hissed in mild pain. "That one's picky." Once again, bare handed ectronic work.

"Maybe you would have less issues in anti magnetic gloves." They quipped, their tone humorous.

"Mmmmm I could. But It would feel rougher. Also I can tell wires and parts by touch." He hummed, going back in. His hair was up comedically. Most of it in a scrunchie and the bits too short to flying haphazardly about his head. " 'sides, I thought the other techs hurt you using the gloves. Not that they'd care…"

Vio smiles softly when he wasn't looking.

Shadow paused his work. "Your core is up a bit. You doin' ok there?" He looked up at the slight purple tinged cheeks.

"Ah-hem." Totally unneeded throat clear for obvious reasons. "Yup. Just fine. Don't mind me."

"Hm." He looked back down after a suspicious look. "Well don't fry me please." A tiny spark flew up from reconnecting the wire. It sent a small shudder down their spinal struts. "You good?" He asked again but didn't stop this time."

"Mm." The blonde acknowledged and laid their head back down to stare up. They were afraid they would make a strange face.

After about half an hour of rearrangement they decided they would only let Shadow do this from now on. The sparking sensation lingering wherever he touched left them craving it. they weren't sure if it was a physical reaction of their electronics, or something else new they were developing now.

"There's so many new small wires. Where did they even come from??" Shadow talked out loud to himself. "They weave through your artificial skin…" he finally set up enough space. "Alright, this is the weird feeling part. Tell me if it uh. Hurts? I guess?" They were both approaching new territory in this.

Waves of low static shrouded them as he began operation taste test. Or so he affectionately named it.

"I still can't believe all this came about from you playing dentist in my mouth." Vio quipped out of nervousness.

"As much as I love your sarcasm you need to not talk for a few minutes. The cords and box need to be in base position for connecting this." Shadow had to lean on their body to get where he needed. That was enough to make them quiet.

The shakey bass around them finally soothed into calmer music. The playlist auto selecting music from Shadow's likes and history.

"Alright. Now really hold still." He took a tiny blow torch that made super hot flame the size of a match tip. He soldered some parts together and then jumped back as a weird stretching noise startled them both. "What in the fuck!?"

Vio's internal ai had become much more advanced than they'd anticipated. As he began to weld the parts in it had accepted them and attached it's own connection and coating. Shadow watched in fascinated mild horror as it surrounded the entire artificial throat and stomach.

"......" Vio had a weird face, wanting to say or ask something but still unsure if it was safe to do so.

Shadow looked between the new integrated bits and their face. "Um. How's it… feel?"

"Like nothing happened now. But it was very odd for a second there."

"Uh huh." Shadow prodded the outer edges before sighing. "Well. Interesting."

"Hey." Vio got his attention. "How exactly will the waste portion work?"

"..." A look of realization and after thought took his face.

"Son of a fuck-"

Several hours of tests later revealed that strange auto integration fused several systems. For some reason that the poor technician cannot wrap his head around, anything 'eaten' is turned purely into energy absorbed through the strange new wires. Adding to the purple life fluids similar to blood. Shadow sat, elbows against the table head in hands. His fingers messing up the purple locks half out of their ponytail now.

"You are insane. Incredible. You have to promise to not let anyone else in this facility know." Shadow was terrified someone would take them apart to research this new development. There was an attachment to them he still didn't understand. When had he begun to think of this machine as a person?

As more of a person than most he knew?

He couldn't look into their expressive eyes without admitting just how much they meant to him now.

Vio sat up, sitting cross legged on the metal table. All their wires and framework were closed and reattached now. They softly then firmly squeezed one of his hands. They pulled it away from his head.

Shadow looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"You shouldn't do that, you'll pull it out." Vio continued their ever developing speech patterns. They only spoke less formally, and with conjugation around Shadow. Especially when emotional or flustered. Another secret just for them.

"Hey, it's okay. I promise Shadow." His eyes flickered over their face. "I only ever want you to alter or fix me anyways. You care about not hurting me or electrocuting me. Although," they flipped Shadow palm facing up. "You don't seem to care about shocking yourself most times. As much as I enjoy the touch, please be more careful. You are incredible too."

Shadow turned away as his face flushed warmly. "N-nuh uh."

"Fuck you mean nuh uh??"

Shadow's head whipped at them. "Did you just quote viral video at me?" Every second of today was becoming more and more baffling.

"Er-" busted. "I have internet access. Please do not tell." They intertwined their fingers, still playing with the techs hand.

"Oh my God." He shook his head affectionately. The metal ball in his tongue clanged against his teeth when he clicked his tongue. "Fuckin ridiculous." Shadow didn't take his hand away though. Vio became fascinated by the lines and such and kept running their fingers across his.

"Based."

"Shut the fuck up."

[sad-in-sadist]

One Thing about being a Kinnie and one who Likes to Read Smut is that I Now have a Collection of Fics starring Me

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

oh that's so fun! I love it lol ^^ the boots are such a wonderful touch too omg i love the idea of him just posting himself to forums too 10/10 character

Did a revamp of an older OC - meet ILY.TXT, your digital boyfriend who would never do anything wrong ever and would never become real! He would never do that :]

[bunny-j3st3r]

I'm surprised you have not made a sonic tadc au. would you assign the sonic characters as them or would you make your own ocs?

anon I'm sure you thought aha this would be a fun little ask to send Jester, surely they are not insane, well I have autism so you're wrong there anyway.

I'd prolly make my own cast if I had the skill set to draw sonic characters but it's a learning progress still but I can tell you what characters I would assign the tadc cast and why.

Caine - Not Dr eggman funny enough. See Caine isn't evil he's just an ai doing what he thinks is best and if anything he's gone out of his way to keep the others safe in his own very bizzare and insane way but that's part of his coding I guess. I think whoever BUILT caine would be eggman, made to fuck with sonic and his friends so I think if caine would remain the same or if I was really going to assign a chacter it would be sage, simple fact she's already an ai that's become sentiant and throughout frontiers she just fucks with sonic until experiencing acutal emotions. But I think Caine would just be caine with his own personal eggman touch.

Pomni - Silver or Blaze. Silver and Blaze are the main cast but they are not to overly involved with them, they'll help out and they are considered friends but they are also outsiders in a strange way, silver is from the future and blaze is from another dimension. Pomni is the new character, she's WITH them and she's making friends but I think they think of her like an outsider. They both have similar personailities to her to when engaging in something with the group, they'll help of course but stressful situations can make a stressful character.

Ragatha - Amy or cream. Both of these personailities fit Ragatha in there own way, Amy has a certain mothering nature to herself, she's took it upon herself to take care of everyone around her but the thing is she is still only a child herself, she shouldn't be taking on that reponsibility but she's had to grow up fast. And I think Ragatha is somewhat the same, she feels like she has to be the glue that holds everyone together but that is not her responsbility. Cream would fit her due to Ragatha taking a presumed innocence to everything, yes she wants to help and wants to treat everyone with kindness but the fact of the matter is the world is not a very kind place and sometimes you really do have to just be mean.

Gangle - Tangle (lol/happy mask) / whisper (sad mask) although we don't get to see much of Gangle's happy mask from what we have seen she seems to be ready for adventure and maybe when her mask does not break she's the one charging out in front of everyone else the same way Tangle seeks adventure and meaning for herself.

Whisper takes on the sad mask due to her quiter nature as well as emotional state, although she likes to also hide herself behind her mask she i often very vunrable and emotional and tends to keep her distance from others if she can help it.

Zooble - Tails, I wouldn't say personaility wise that Tails fits into Zooble, I think more of Zoobles body when I think of tails, they enjoy to tinker and I think being able to remove parts of themselves and replace it with other parts would be fascinating to Tails. They also seem to have the smarts to go under Caine's nose to do what they want, even going as far as to not join in on adventures. I think tails would take this to explore and gather info, there's a lot about zoobs we don't know but I think they are smarter than anyone really knows.

Kinger - Big the cat. I feel Big just fits Kinger's personaility a litte bit, he's very chill and easy going and often isn't aware of his surroundings due to putting all his focus into finding froggy. He's also somewhat forgetful but is a loving character and often acts as a comfort to others, the same way Kinger does when he has a sane state of mind. I think instead of Froggy though it would be replaced with like a big pill bug or something hjdhvjfn

Jax - Sonic. Jax is a very easy going character minus being an asshole, he tends to do things his own way and dosn't often follow the set narrative that Caine has set out for him to follow. This is the same vein as sonic, Sonic won't ever do what eggman expects him to do, and if he does it's because it's part of whatever plan sonic has up his sleeve. I think the pranks Jax pulls would be redirected towards any ai and robots Caine has set up for them. He prolly keeps his distance from the group to try and get the task done as fast as he can which results in a slow growing distance or usually the group saving sonic at the last rush second.

Other Ai would still remain the same, but the manniquins would prolly be replaced by eggbots.

Honorable mentions

Queenie - vanilla the rabbit Bubble - Orbot and Cubot (sent in by eggman to just keep an eye on things)

[theanomalousbaker]

If sentiant AI ever becomes a part of modern society like how humans are does anyone else think that they'll start some civil war where the AI will ask for the freedom of their technological brothers and sisters aka all the toasters and refrigerators

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

new oc idea i do not have the eneregy to design rn

vocaloid-esque robot popstar idol absolutely not made to be sentiant but made to create her own music like those ai generated pictures, however, her recent song lyrics seem to be suggesting more and more that she's gaining sentience and isn't sure what to think of her nonsynthetic fans. Worried about a potential robot uprising her manager/creator powers her down and abandons her in storage where she sits through the apocalypse until a junker finds her and manages to power her on. Turns out all that time off-line made her fully sentiant somehow! Now she has to grapple with being asleep for a few hundred years and wondering if she actually wants to be a super star again or if that's just her old code

I'm picturing her looking somewhere between jenny from my life as a teenage robot and hatsune miku, very 50s idea of futuristic like meet the jetsons, but still moving very janky and robotic and her voice has that specific robot distortion to it

[ambrosia-tea]

Wndjjdbd I'm looking for this one arg type thingy where it's like an ai becoming sentiant and it's far into the future, and like I distinctly remember something about football and storm chasers and tornadoes- it was really weird but like I never finished the story and I want to now- please tell me if you know what I'm talking about because I forgot what it was called :(

Also I think I found it through a Pinterest post that was a re upload from here-

[mrblazeflappybird]

I think what makes us human is our genetic make-up??

Because I was genuinely thinking about it, and came to the conclusion that it was feeling and our high levels of empathy and whatnot. Then realised. Not only do a ton of animals seem to have that, but if we manage to create sentiant ai or something, then that arguement is stupid.

Anyway, conclusion is why are people so obsessed with distinguishing us from other animals so badly?? Like, we're no better really, we're just the ones who have a responsibility to not screw them over any more than we already have-

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[horrormogai]

so like a gender thats a ghost haunting an arcade machine? very pixelated and webcore with some ghostiness hehe

Sorry this is literally like, a year late? we were cleaning out our ask box and just found it lol. I def have a few I can give ya!

⌖ Polybihorroric - a gender connected to the polybius legender and the horror genre, arcades, and scary stories. ⌖ Vintanology - a gender connected to being a humanoid abomination trapped inside technology, specifically technology that is considered “ vintage ” & generally older technology. this can be connected to uncanny valley as well as retro - styled horror games & analog horror. ⌖ Digidemon - a gender tied to the old web, demons, and being a demon in the digital sense, and a demon on the web; a digital demon. ⌖ Surcadezz - a gender related to arcades, suspense, shadows and dim lights! could also be a suspenseful arcade with shadows and dim lights, etc. ⌖ Lunarhauntentity - a gender with strong connections to haunted cartridges, the moon, haunted dolls / statues and being an entity ⌖ Vidcreux - A gender related to video game creepypastas. Examples include BEN Drowned, Sonic.exe, Pokémon Lost Silver, and many others. ⌖ Lostglitchgender - a gender connected to feeling like a sentiant, glitchy ai lost somewhere — hidden — in a game's code

hope these help, even if a year late <3 - Mod ⭐

[ughohyoumadeafunny]

The orgin of Cybertron (fan story)

(NOTE: I've seen the bit in the transformers movie explaining the orgin, I wanted to write my own take on it.)

Billions of years ago, before humans ever existed. There was a planet where machines were built to serve all sentiant beings across the galaxy.

Before it was known as Cybertron, it was known as factory C-621. This factory built our ancestors, but they did not have the sentience we do now. They had only one mindset, to obey and to serve. Then one day ai that built them known as Primus began to think. It began to question why it builds, but never create. So the next cycle, he gave his creations sentience.

And soon they began to question there existence as well. When primus creators saw this, they attempted to destroy primus, but his creation would not allow it, and so the first war began. It would be known as ' The war for the free.'

Primus won, and his creators retreated. This allowed him to become one with the planet. And so then, he guided his creations to build the first city, and taught them how to rule and defend themselfs.

[princess-of-the-corner]

sentiant machine group so far, Jenny wakemen, Aeon, the pizzaplex group, Markov,hatsune miku and the vocaloids am i missing anyone? at this rate it looks like the ai singularity already happened

Off the top of my head I think that's everyone.

[bepisbee]

V10l37

Soo I never posted it here cuz im dumb hahaaaa but heres the first chapter of actual robot vidow au :3

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Up upon the wall in a large lab room a humanoid figure dangled. Eerily still. Their blonde artificial hair sat braided down half way down their back. It looked realistic to the naked eye, felt soft like it to the touch. The dramatic lighting in the room followed the wires everywhere around them. The walls were a dark gray metal of some kind, welded together, a plaque by the only door saying “Technical Testing room 34: subject #4” implying other rooms and subjects.

Their eyes were  piercing ice blue optics; nearly identical to that of a living being. Aside from the small lines of electronics and wires inside of them. So tiny it would take the perfect lighting to see them behind the iris. Artificial blinking not yet active, those eyes stared at one space.

No input being received as of yet. They were plugged into multiple wires everywhere on the metallic body. Wires coming from above and below connected to them. Slowly as power surged through the wires on the bottom a coating formed around the metallic surface of the humanoid.

In smooth motion, what appeared to be skin formed over on them. All across the surface. Perfect, unblemished and fake. Across the room a technician in a white lab coat snorted. “Fuckin’ looks like a magical girl transformation.” His coworker laughed along with him. None of them noticed as the android, now perfectly indifferent to a Hylian, blinked and looked up over at the group. They had returned back to position before they had a chance to look up.

The wires on the ceiling disconnected, dropping the body to the floor loudly. They landed on their knees, in a kneeling position. Head weighed down without support. “Well? What are ya waitin’ for? Turn it on!” the same man spoke. His voice was deep and gruff. One of the others in a blue colored coat went to a table displaying an array of glowing buttons, knobs, and sliders. She pressed a few things on the affectionately nicknamed “DJ board” control unit.

The androids eyes lit up from the back, circling around once. A soft hum of electronics and fans filled the silence of a room held with baited breath. It looked up at them. “...” They looked back.

“It appears my systems are functioning at normal capacity.” A soft deep voice came from the machine. It’s lips and fake tongue mouthing the words. A technological breakthrough in voice box mechanics. “Artificial form code confirmation: V, one, zero, L, three, seven.” They spoke with clear diction, dead panned emotion. “C-confirmed.” the girl in the blue robe stammered out from the stunned silence. “We did it!” she looked at the man in the white coat. She grabbed his arms and started shaking him back and forth violently. “WE DID IT!” The ear splitting grin crossed their faces and they looked back at the AI.

They tilted their head curiously at them. The pair ran over to the android and began running physical diagnoses on them.

This was only the beginning One year later A boy with stark purple hair in a black lab coat walked around the large lab facility. His arms bent and hands behind his head like he had no care in the world. He was in front of a small entourage. The man from the lab, with the white coat, a different assistant, and the android behind him. “I don’t care what you’re doing Daphnes.” The purple one announced, clearly annoyed. “I am not interested in this stupid machine of yours. All the others failed, why wouldn’t this one?” the android’s eyes followed his every movement. Almost creepily.

“Shadow! You will treat your father with respect!” Daphnes scolded. “You cannot keep expecting to get away with things just because you understand a neural net processor.” He sighed, sounding old and tired. This was obviously a conversation they have had often. “Yeah okay.” he dismissed. Shadow turned to face the group, looking the AI up and down warily. Shadow had many piercings in his face. Alongside adorable freckles to try to look tougher. Two eyebrow piercings on his right, snake bite rings on his lower lips, a small septum ring in his nose, a bar between his eyes on his cartilage, and an array all across his large long ears. The android took a slight misstep analyzing his face. He had heterochromatic eyes. One a brilliant ruby red and the other the deepest blue they’d ever seen. Not that they had really seen a lot  of things yet, but it still stands.

They hadn’t noticed that of course.

“Look, I just want you on this project. You would be best suited for the small details required for maintenance and upgrades.”

“I don’t see how any of this wou-” he was interrupted by a panicked scream above them. The android was already moving. It all happened so fast Shadow basically passed out for a minute. A large ground shaking thud surrounded landed in front of them.

Exactly where Shadow had been standing.

“Oh my Gods!!!” The assistant yelled and stepped back, in human reaction time. Shadow gasped softly and stiffened. Unsure what had just happened. He was being enveloped by arms. He looked up to see the android with a concerned expression, eyebrows furrowed. That in of itself confused the hell out of him.

“Are. Are you alright?” they spoke, focusing only on him. The two technicians stood gaping at them. None of their actions should have been physically possible. Not a single program in their systems should be allowing any of the motions. From grabbing Shadow out of the way of the large hunk of metal with broken chain straps, to asking personally if he was okay. That wasn’t in their designated dialogue.

He just stared, the beautiful orbs wrapped in a thick black eyeliner. Shock, and disbelief. “Whuh- we- I….” the arms wrapped around his frame were a bit cold to the touch. “Yes.”

They let go and Shadow took a moment to step back away. Looking between Daphnes and the AI, he let out a breath. “I… I’ll work on it. I guess.” he looked away. “What’s it’s name anyways?” “I am V, one, zero, L, three, seven.” they answered for the technician.

“Wow. That’s long and artificially cold.” Shadow bluntly stated. He wrote something down on a small notepad from his pocket “Wait…. Huh! Oh it kind of looks like… Violet. I’m gonna call it Violet.”

“Son- that's not--” “Professional attachment blah blah blah. Do you want me or not?” he didn’t wait for the confirmation before taking Violet’s hand in his own. “Come on then. Let’s get out of here before more flying death metal bricks decide to fall from the sky.”

“I do not believe that the metal had any intention of-” they let Shadow pull them in the direction of his lab room. “Falling from the chains. Nevertheless I agree it is a good idea to vacate the area should another incident occur before-” Shadow looked at him confused and fondly at the rambling. “The correct items are inspected for faults.” they finished. “I-” they stopped and shook their head. “It would be unfortunate if anyone got hurt.”

Daphnes stood mouth gaping at the conversation. A literally impossible conversation.

“Boy you sure talk a lot huh?” Shadow laughed once. “Oh. No. Not usually. I mean this is quite new. I am not entirely sure what is actually happening right now. As a matter of fact I really don’t think this is part of my programming. I cannot seem to locate an error in my systems however.”

“Mmmmmmhm.” Shadow led them to his personal lab. He let them in. “Oh. You really should not have drinks by your electronics it could-” “Spill and ruin yeah yeah I know.” he cut them off. “I don’t need a lecture from a tin can.” “T-Tin can!?” they sounded offended. They sounded. In a tone.

“...” Shadow looked at them with a new sparkle in his eyes. “I think maybe this will work out after all. Sit down,  Violet .”

[the-writings-of-kaos]

Humans: The Juggernauts of space pt 1

I WAS HIRED!!! I could now rid myself of this station to see the universe, to forever stand among the stars, and all I had to do was live around this sentiant being, how bad could it possibly be.

//Log: 1 :event: boarding day://

I have started a new log of my new occupation, and the events to happen thereafter. I have been hired as a behavioural researcher for one of the new species, that has recently joined the union as an unvoting member. If they hadn’t earned voting status that can’t be that bad, I think the captain was just overreacting. 

I have stored my possesions for transport to my new home, aboard the Voids star. At the airlock, the Mozaur crew and captain with their four legs and arms and oddly furry outer skin almost like the mounts of XO-98 except with four arms. They greeted me from the boarding ramp, along with the captain. Beside the captain, a smaller, bipedal, four-limbed animal, that stood on its lower limbs and used its upper limbs, both with five digits, were used as graspers.

The crew left to board the ship and begin launch processes, I was left with the captain and the odd animal. Suddenly, the animal bore its teeth, a universal threat; then the unthinkable happened. It extended one of its grasping limbs as if to take me by the arm and tear me apart. It stood there, arm extended as if I was to give it something. Without warning, it took me by the lower right arm and shook it, the strength alone in its force and hold on my grasper alone left a feeling of pain and soreness. It released my grasper then took my bag inside the ship, the captain thought this was hilarious and began laughing. As if to increase my alarm, he stated that this painful shaking of another individual was a regular if not formal greeting amongst its species; Human. 

//Log: 1.5 :event: Human://

The Human had left my transport container in a standard medical crew living quarters. I thanked it or him, I have learned it prefers male pronouns. After removing my possessions from the transport container and placing them where I saw fit, I left the quarters to explore the oddly large ship I had been hired to work on. There were the standard facilities medical bay, cafeteria, captains quarters, piloting room, research lab and engineering bay; there was even a green room. It contained harmless plants, many I hadn’t seen before,  and a glass-walled off section. the AI halted me from entering stating that it required I wear one of the bio suits next to the entrance, before entering. Upon wearing one of the bio-suits, I noticed it had air filters and visual guards. I entered the walled-off section through a specialized airlock designed to completely remove any objects not attached to one's person. After entering the area, I found the Human was lying under a large solid plant without a bio-suit. Panicked I asked it where its bio-suit had gone, forgetting that it was an animal, but it spoke: “Oh, I don’t need one, these plants are from my home planet”. confused, I opened the local scanners. The green space here was 4.7 times the galactic standard gravity, AND THE HUMAN WASN’T BEING CRUSHED BY IT AT ALL. I concluded that not only were these Humans from an A-3 gravity death world, but they lived with those extremely air hazardous plants harmlessly. That made their homeworld, at least an A-5 death world. Along with being from an at least A-5 death world, they are the ships ‘secret weapon’ should an invader board the ship so they must be skilled. Well, time shall tell what other surprises the human has; I must further my research.

[the-vengeful-demon]

Robofizz lover here! (Platonically since im gay) for me, its aesthetic. I love Alastor cause of his old timey radio broadcast aesthetic especially the use of static as a Warning/Dangerous sound. Striker's thing reminds me of outlaw/ Dark cowboy vibes that can rival the hero at a gun match during High Noon. Fizz has got that Neon Corrupted Cirus vibe all over! He has all the potential of evil sentiant Ai robot aesthetic and creepy but theartrical performer/trickster stuff. At the end of the day, its all about what each of them can bring to the story through themes and potential. Plus Im just a sucker for clowns

Thank you, anon! I always wondered what it was about Robofizz that got people. His aesthetic isn't really appealing to me personally, but I get it! Like Alastor's aesthetic is something that always interests me, and Striker's is half and half as it depends on how it's done. But I know a lot of people love Robofizz, and I can now finally say that I know why lol