#senior quotes funny

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[tabileaks]

Be honest without a thought of hell or heaven

[swampybogg]

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[magentagalaxies]

i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

[joy-the-vamp]

i mix up all my high school experiences with the hyper-fixations i had at the time, like my freshman-junior year i was fighting monsters with the mbav gang and my senior year i was in the twilight AND victorious

[vividviolence]

epic win I think

[onyxolay]

The outcasts AU but it’s a highschool AU and these are there senior quotes:

Archie: “Master has Archie a diploma, Archie is freeeee!!!”

Calvin: “I could and would kill everyone here”

Thord: R.I.P club penguin, I’m gonna miss you Bruh..!😭

Nick: I’m dating a furry

Braxton: I’m the furry

Izzy: If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport =_=

Lukai: yes I am pagan, no I am not gonna hex you Brenda

Ayden: My sister is my best friend >:) (love u Azzy!)

Azzy: My brother is my best friend! >:) (love you ayden!)

Greyson: Ayden and Azzy fuck each other… =_=

Jessie: “Hello, Daddy! Hello, Mom, Ima…chchchchchchch..CHERRY BOMB! HELLOOO WORLD IM YOUR WILD GIRL!”

Jack: I sneak into peoples bedrooms from there windows at night

Eliot: I may be blind but I can still see the bullshit in your logic

Abraham: jsut because I am a nit wit that does NOT mean I’m dumb!

Jerome: Bully me? I made a knife at home special for you~!

Brayden: everyone here is fucking dumb

Dallis: Cross me. I dare you.

Chase: Yes I’m herobrines nephew. No I do not wanna Take the leaves off your trees. =_=

Blair: I’m the therapist friend

Minty: My girlfriend really needs therapy-

Walda: I failed everything except a pregnancy test

Jonas: are we just gonna ignore the fact that this bitch tired to burn Archie on the stove when he was five?

Joseph: I like to cook :3

Lucas: “…And if you you ask me to, daddy’s gonna by you a mocking bird, I’ma give you the world! Ima buy a Diamond ring for you, Ima sing for you, I’ll do anything for you to see ya smile. And if that mocking bird don’t sing, And that ring don’t shine, Ima break that birdies neck! I’ll go back to the healer who sold it to ya, And make him eat every carrot, Don’t fuck with dad!” -Eminem

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[danthropologie]

daniel hasn't even acknowledged AT yet doesn't even follow them on Instagram and he was on instagram this evening what the hell is happening behind the scenes. and daniel didn't even talk to them to give the statement they just added his post from linkedin to their statement and it doesn't even mention AT he is just saying he is happy to be back with rb fam. like what is happening.

just like it's always been, it's red bull or bust babyyyyy 😎 alpha tauri is only a stepping stone on the way to his true destination and everybody fucking knows it, including alpha tauri themselves

[sison591]

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