#senior quotes funny

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[tabileaks]

Be honest without a thought of hell or heaven

[swampybogg]

[allthatispeculiar]

[prince-liest]

Night shift in the hospital on Christmas week is so delightfully boring, hahaha. It's my first time covering nights on inpatient and I was relatively nervous about it at first because it involves covering nearly 30 patients alone (well, normally alone; this is a "practice" nights week for me so I have a senior with me)... but unlike day shift, you're not generally managing actual patient care at night, you're just fielding calls from the night nurses in case they need something that an MD/DO has to order. It's also generally day team's job to be like, "Hey, we anticipate X might happen with this patient. If that happens, do Y or Z."

So far it's been a couple of shifts and they've been quite delightfully boring, which is how I like it. Come in at 6pm, take signout from the two teams we're covering, admit anywhere from 0 to 3 patients and staff them with the night attending (admissions done by 10pm, he leaves at midnight), scour the emergency department tracking shell a few times to see if we're going to have to do any admissions after that (we're required to do admissions for any residency clinic patients - so far we haven't needed to), waffle around and finish our notes until it seems like a reasonable time to get a move on, have midnight lunch, and then retire to the call rooms until our alarms ring at 5:45am and we do sign out at 6.

Throughout this, we also get calls for things like "Can this patient have a melatonin?" and follow up on anything that was pending overnight (day team usually tries to make sure we don't need to but sometimes it can't be avoided - usually it's been trending troponins or hemoglobin), and on one occasion yesterday we went to a mildly funny rapid response that occurred because someone freaked out about a patient's pre-existing neurological deficits (she was super stable; not sure what the rapid team was, like, meant to do in that situation, lol).

Anyway, I've been sleeping from somewhere between midnight and 1am until 5:45am so far which has been great. The mattress in my call room is absolutely horrific, though, lol. It's like 4 inches thick and somehow has springs in there. Better me than my senior, though - she's got the slightly nicer mattress but still gets less sleep than me because I'm pretty good at just knocking out.

Today will be my first day taking calls independently, so fingers crossed it goes as boring as yesterday! I brought a couple fancy mini-bundt cakes for me and my senior because we both deserve something for working night shift on fucking Christmas, haha.

[thedumb1]

[joy-the-vamp]

i mix up all my high school experiences with the hyper-fixations i had at the time, like my freshman-junior year i was fighting monsters with the mbav gang and my senior year i was in the twilight AND victorious

[vividviolence]

epic win I think

[danthropologie]

daniel hasn't even acknowledged AT yet doesn't even follow them on Instagram and he was on instagram this evening what the hell is happening behind the scenes. and daniel didn't even talk to them to give the statement they just added his post from linkedin to their statement and it doesn't even mention AT he is just saying he is happy to be back with rb fam. like what is happening.

just like it's always been, it's red bull or bust babyyyyy 😎 alpha tauri is only a stepping stone on the way to his true destination and everybody fucking knows it, including alpha tauri themselves

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50 Hilarious and Heartwarming Birthday Wishes to Make Someone’s Day Special

Ah, birthdays. That one magical day of the year when cake is a food group, candles double as a fire hazard, and everyone pretends to remember how old you are. Whether you’re looking for funny birthday wishes, heartfelt messages, or clever one-liners, you’ve come to the right place. This list of 50 birthday wishes is packed with humor, love, and just the right amount of sarcasm to make anyone’s…

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[sison591]

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[words-of-wisdom-senior-edition]

Welcome

Thank you for joining me on my quest in highlighting the world of our Senior Citizens by sharing quotes from our Senior Citizens Community. I hope you find this both uplifting and funny and that it brightens your day just a little bit more. Feel free to share my posts on social media. Until next time, smile and say hello to a senior citizen in your community!

[vamptoll]

"Video games essentially lack the 'cum shot'- the ejaculatory moment intending reproduction that is inherent in straight narrative form."

Girl, I don't think when that man came on a twink's face he was doing it to reproduce with him