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1.

senior: "are you pregnant? You have to be"

me: *wearing a dress with a puffy petticoat skirt under it*

2.

senior: "My peter just had to pee"

3.

senior: "The cats are safe and not stuck in the trees"

(in regards to all the people eating lunch at a restaurant)

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1.

*senior getting her wig adjusted*

senior: "Hey! What are you doing?"

Worker: "Just tucking in a piece of gray hair that was sticking out."

senior: "Well Honey, they are all gray so there's always going to be more."

2.

senior: "I know how to get you away from me... Give you a fart. YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU!"

3.

senior: "That's Hogwarts where I went to school."

(in regards to a photo of herself at Harry Potter World at Universal Studios)

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senior #1: "I am 1 of 7 children"

me: "so your mom had 7 children?"

senior #2: "she sounds like a good Mormon woman."

2.

me: *holding bathroom door open for senior to exit with her walker*

senior: *farts*

me: *ignores the fart*

senior: "You know when you opened the door, it came out and she said hello"

(in regards to her fart)

3.

senior: "How is a traveling salesman like a baby?"

me: "I don't know"

senior: "A traveling salesman goes from city to city, and a baby goes from titty to titty!"

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Thank you for joining me on my quest in highlighting the world of our Senior Citizens by sharing quotes from our Senior Citizens Community. I hope you find this both uplifting and funny and that it brightens your day just a little bit more. Feel free to share my posts on social media. Until next time, smile and say hello to a senior citizen in your community!