#senior citizen fucker

[chicago-geniza]

I keep repeating "Coming out twice: first as gay, then as a senior citizen fucker" over and over and cackling to myself because like. Gd. Yeah. Same

[rvllybllply2014]

Idk man trust me but don’t? Thoughts about Davos in dog form.

The first two are Davos when he saw Aeron out at the stones. The last one is when realizes he’ll have to fight Aeron.

[cillivnz]

“Wonder what your daddy would think if he figured out you found a new one.”

AHEGXYJANjsjwjhsKDHUDHSBJZIXOXNIZ I’VE FÜCKING TRANSCENDED

:¨ ·.· ¨:

`· . Be my daddy

(Dark! Dbf! Joel miller x reader)

A/N: tryna get my swag back u guys. Also if there r any spelling mistakes I’m sorry 🙏🏻

Masterlist

Thinking ab creepy n pervy Joel making you grind against your teddy bear in the middle of the night after sneaking into your room.. n then fucking your brains out after <3

Warning: 18+, somnophilia, pervy behavior, slight dubcon, possessiveness, overall dark themes// age gap (reader is in her 20s, joel is in his 50s), masturbation, cum play, grinding, daddy kink, spit, breeding kink, spanking, choking, size kink, creampie, multiple orgasms, dbf! Joel my beloved <3

Joel was always quite impatient.

And after a long night of drinking and watching the new football game with your father, he’s become tense. As fun as it is to sit and conversate with his best friend, his head is reeling now. He notes to the man beside him that he’s going to bed. A nod, as your father agrees the same.

And a few minutes later, as Joel leans against the closed door inside your bedroom, he watches you with his cock in his hand.

Of course, like the good girl you are, you had decided to go to bed early. You were on a college schedule, after all. So Joel hadn’t seen you all night. Not being able to catch sight of that familiar head of hair, tits out and ass bouncing under those short skirts you love so much, frustrated the man to no end. He grunts as his thumb moves over the slit of his girthy length, as he watches the way your breasts heave with each passing breath you let out. He’s surprised he hasn’t been caught yet. He’s been doing it every night that he comes over, after all.

He knows it’s wrong. But fuck, you’re so delectable; your curves are absolutely stunning, your lips perfectly full and plump, your thighs plush and soft. He can’t resist watching you. And it’s as if you want him to do this. You know he lives next to you, you know that he can see inside your room from your window that has no curtains, can watch you change and masturbate and do whatever the fuck else. You’re just begging for him to fuck your tight cunt.

It’s a wonder that he hasn’t done it sooner.

He moves a bit closer. Just close enough to be near the foot of your bed. The thought of you catching him like this gives him a thrill. His cock kicks when you turn over onto your side to face him. Your eyes are still shut, your brain still sleeping numbly.

“There she is.” Joel manages to breathe out through his sharp inhales. You look like an angel to him.

Your nipples are hard through your silky white slip. Joel can notice them now, as they make two small lumps in the fabric. Your tits are pushed together from the position you’re in. And Joel’s favorite part: your legs are stuck in between the fat of your thighs. It’s always been the kind of position you’ve laid in, as the warmth from your legs pussy brings you a sort of comfort. Joel can feel himself nearing his high.

And since he’s already doing it, what’s so wrong about moving a little… closer?

Bringing his strong arm down, he holds onto the wall as he kneels down on the edge of your bed. He’s so close now, your face a mere few inches away from his cock. He continues to stroke the skin of his shaft, watching your full eyelashes and pretty lips.

“God,” he murmurs. You can’t hear him, but that doesn’t stop Joel from running his mouth regardless. “Gonna cum all over this slutty little face, darlin’..”

And he does just that. His abdomen clenches, head thrown back as he begins to squirt warm ropes of semen all over your face. He lets out a very loud groan.

And of course, finally, that wakes you up.

When your eyes peel open, the first thing that comes to mind is that..

Your face is fucking wet.

That’s what you gather. So, you bring your fingers up to wipe- Elmer’s glue, maybe?- out of the sockets of your eyes. And when you look up, you see Joel.

A confused and disgruntled “what..?” Sounds from your mouth, and then when you see Joel looking down at you, you begin to take sight of him. He’s still jacking his cock.

“Joel?”

The man’s mouth falls open, another wave of pleasure rippling through him. He’s getting hard for the second time in a row. Your brows furrow as you look down. It must be too dark and you must be too tired to fully grasp what act your dad’s friend is commiting.

“Joel.. what’re you doing?” You sleepily mumble. It’s quickly replaced by a gasp of surprise when his hand goes up to grope your breasts, his rings cold against the bare skin of your collarbones. He becomes desperate, practically clawing at your soft body to get a taste of you. His tongue goes up to the apples of your cheeks. He kisses you there, soft. And then, the soft muscle inside his mouth runs along the ridges of your skin. His own cum connects to his lips in a sticky white string.

“Sorry baby,” he groans. “ couldn’t help myself...”

His thumb runs across your bottom lip, legs resting in between your spread ones, and he kisses you. You’re awake now, with enough brain power to register what’s actually happening. But if you’re being honest, you don’t want him to stop. Your hands shyly go up to his hair, still a bit disoriented. His messy locks are soft underneath your fingertips as he begins to slip his jizz soaked tongue into your mouth. Your eyes flutter shut, heat beginning to gather in a pool between your legs. You can taste his cum as it evades your taste buds, musky and salty. Pulling away, you can feel his cock press against your thigh.

“Did you…” looking down, his stiffness is right there. Wet and hard and incredibly prominent, now. A small whine escapes you. “Joe…”

“‘M so hard for your cute little face, darlin’…got me gettin’ it up twice.”

That makes you mewl, as his mouth moves down to your neck. Your virginal hands shakily grasp his hair. On a particularly harsh tug, Joel groans. You think you’ve hurt him and done something wrong, and your nervous mouth begins to spew apologies. “Joe.. never done this before, ‘m sorry..”

Joel moans, maneuvering your body so he’s on his knees and in between your spread thighs. Your innocence makes his brain turn to mush.

“You didn’t do anything wrong, sweetness. You’re such a good girl.”

He says it as he slips off his shirt, exposing his broad chest and muscles to you. A hard working man, Joel Miller is definitely built to hold things the way he wants them. So when his pants are finally removed, he uses his strong arms to lift your body and move the both of your upper parts towards the end of the bed. There’s more space, now, less stuffed animals and things.

There’s a moment of stillness, and then your hands are wrapping around a familiar furry object as you land down onto the mattress. It’s your stuffed teddy bear, the one Joel had gifted you for your birthday last year. It’s pink, with a bright red bow wrapped around its neck and a pair of black button eyes. You had named it Teddy, and it’s your favorite plushy.

Joel’s eyes move to your hand around it, and he smiles, amused.

“Does my baby want her teddy bear? Hm?”

His voice is teasing, but he brings it away from your grip and lifts himself away from your body. You whine, trying to grab his hands and put them back on you, but the man doesn’t budge.

“No,” he says. “I want you to use your teddy. Do you think you can do that?”

Your face flushes. It’s vulgar and filthy to suggest such a thing, but you want Joel to be proud of you. You’re hesitant, though. You’ve never done this before, and your cheeks heat up in embarrassment when you quietly ask, “Can you teach me?”

Joel isn’t one to deprive you of a good lesson. “Of course.”

And that’s when he’s flipping your nightgown up to your chest. Your tits are exposed, along with your bare pussy hitting the night air. There’s no point in wearing underwear in this hot weather, after all. The sudden movement surprises you, and you’re quick to try and conceal yourself. Joel just laughs at your shyness.

“You’re beautiful, darlin’. Don’t do that.”

With hesitation you bring your hands away from your most private parts. Joel’s eyes turn dark, expression laced with lust. “Spread your legs for me.”

It’s a demand, and when your face heats up and you begin to slowly undo them, the man rolls his eyes and yanks them apart with his own hands.

His eyes practically roll back at the sight of your pulsing cunt. You’re soaked, juices dripping down the expanse of your pussy lips, practically swollen and begging to have a cock between them. Your clit is poking through, and Joel might be going crazy but he swears he can see the cute little pearl throbbing.

“God, look at that..” his finger ghosts over your slit, and then he’s using to of his fingers to expose your unused hole to him. “My little girl is so pretty, isn’t she? Little cunt is so small, too… don’t know if my big cock can fit in such a tiny little pussy.”

The force of his words makes you gush, and you shake your head at the thought of not being able to take him. He chuckles at your reaction. You exhale shakily, watching as his fingers still toys with your body. But then he grabs the teddy bear and begins to ghost its plastic nose over the inside of your thigh.

“Teddy’s gonna show you how to play with your pretty pussy. And I’m gonna watch. Okay?”

You nod quickly. You’re aching, and you’ll do anything to relieve it. And even though this all happened so suddenly, you can’t help but be happy that Joel is giving you this much attention. He’s been around for years, has been there with you through everything, and now that you’re all grown up you can let him take what he wants.

“Yeah, d—“ you pause, and the look on Joel’s face makes you flush with embarrassment. “—Joel. Yeah…” You stutter. A smile forms on his handsome face, as he presses Teddy’s nose right up against your clit.

“You can say it, honey,” he murmurs. “I’ll be your daddy. Use your holes and breed this little pussy just how I like. Don’t that sound nice? Daddy fucking his cum into your little belly?”

You clench at his words, your face practically on fire. You begin to grind against the bear’s nose.

“T-Talk to me more…” you say. Joel smiles, watches the look of frustration appear across your face when he lets go of the plushie and lets it rest against your cunt with no pressure. “Daddy, please!”

“I will, honey. But you have to make yourself feel good, for now. I’ll fuck you when you’ve earned it.”

You mewl as you bring your palm down and press the bear’s nose back against your clit. You begin to move your hips, twisting and turning the stuffed animal in a way that makes your eyes roll back in pleasure. Joel puts his cock back in his hand and jacks himself off with vigor as you practically fuck the bear with your pussy.

“Feel good, baby? Teddy’s nose on your little clit?” Joel murmurs. “Look at you, gorgeous—“ a grin spreads across his face, almost sadistic. He twists his wrist and practically drools down his chin when your doe eyes look up at him, desperate and pleading.

“Wonder what your daddy would think if he figured out you found a new one.”

That shouldn’t make you drip down your thighs, but it does.

“D-Don’t say that, Joel—” you exhale sharply, as your face takes on a look of frustration. The bear isn’t doing enough for you. “Maybe I should find someone else if you aren’t going to fuck me..”

That comment makes Joel mad, and his expression turns dark. With a rough hand he uses your thighs to flip you over onto your hands and knees. Your eyes widen at his sudden change in demeanor, and his palm comes down hard on your left cheek. You gasp, burying your head in your blanket. The teddy bear is thrown next to your face as Joel harshly gropes your ass.

“Don’t tell me what to do, little girl,” he growls. “I’ll say what I damn please. Now hold onto that teddy bear while I split your little cunt open. Because I’m the only one who can.” His breath is hot on your ear, a bit of fear beginning to sweep into your psyche (and maybe a bit of arousal beginning to drip onto the bed). “You understand me, bitch? You’re mine.”

You nod, as much as you can in your position. And when you feel the tip of Joel’s length press against your hole, you begin to stutter.

“W-Wait! Daddy, I-I don’t know if I’m wet enough…”

“Oh, you’re wet enough, baby.” Joel infers, as he looks down at your glistening snatch. “Trust me.”

And when he pushes in, the burning stretch makes your eyes widen. Although not as uncomfortable as you originally expected it to be, he’s still above average; this would be hard for any experienced woman to take, let alone a young virgin like yourself. You cry out, pussy clenching around the cock penetrating your womb. Joel’s eyes are rolled back, sweat beginning to drip down his forehead as he tries to keep himself still.

“Gotta loosen up, baby,” Joel moans. “Gonna cum quick if you keep clenchin’ like that.”

“Can’t help it, daddy, ‘m sorry..” you cry, as he presses in more. After a moment you feel his hips press against you, his cock fully in. He rests there, waiting for you to ask him to move.

“Good?” He murmurs, questionably. You can feel every vein, every ridge of him inside, and it makes you nod dumbly.

“Yes sir.”

“Atta girl.” he praises. He makes one shallow thrust of his hips. It feels odd to you, and a bit painful. But on the next few thrusts, it has your toes curling in carnal pleasure. He feels so hot and warm, and when he grabs your throat from behind and bends you towards him, he presses a kiss to your neck.

“Doin’ so good. Doggy is the hardest position too, baby. You’re such a quick learner.”

And that’s what you like about Joel. He pushes you over your limits, makes you succeed them, go farther than before and then makes you feel amazing about it. In your hazy mind, Joel is practically a god right now.

“T-Thank you, daddy..”

A strangled moan comes out as he picks up his pace and begins to pound you at a rapid rate. The sound of skin on skin feels the room as Joel’s thighs slap against yours.

“So— fuckin’ good for me,” he growls. “Good girl. Going dumb on her daddy’s cock like the desperate little slut she’s supposed to be.”

Your eyes roll back, and he grabs your throat and squeezes hard. Your juices drip down his aching prick and he watches as your cunt swallows him whole. He chuckles when he feels you clenching him unusually hard.

“Gonna cum, darlin’? Or do you need me to touch you some more?”

“Need…” your eyes flutter shut, as you go brain dead on his cock. There’s a small string of desperate pleas of the man’s name in between your sentence.“Need you to touch my clit— Please, daddy, t-touch my clit! Make me cum!”

And then Joel’s fingers are coming down to your slick pearl, rubbing it between his two fingers as you release all over him. Your juices are gushing, squirting all over him and the bed, and Joel honestly doesn’t know how you can be any more perfect. He moans as you cream on him, and with a few more thrusts he’s filling your womb up with his seed.

The only thing left is you and Joel’s shared harsh breaths. Your legs shake as you stay buried in the mattress. It’s too hard to get up right now.

And that’s when you hear the loud voice beginning to come from outside as someone bangs on your bedroom door.

“Y/N! You better not have any boys in my house this late! I can hear you from downstairs! ”

You and Joel freeze. It’s your father, on the other side of the door.

And when the man looks across the hall, he catches sight of the empty and deserted room that his best friend has been staying in for months. You and Joel look at each other with wide eyes as your dad begins to scream, enraged.

“Joel?! Are you in there?!”

[apocalypsegay]

PLEASE i need to knoe more abt the grunkle fucking twink

OK OK OK. let's start. where it all began.

it all began when ff14 put this fine dracula-looking motherfucker in its heavensward expansion. well it happened a lot later than that actually but eventually, i decided this senior citizen of an elf should put all that retirement free time to good use

at that moment the Grunkle Fucking Twink, back then only a Retired Count Elf Fucker, was born, and his job in the ecosystem of my OC bullshit is fucking old men. milfs too. but mostly old men.

his name is Wari'to (accent on the WA) and just because he's literally a jrpg bishonen doesn't mean he can't fuck an old man from an american childrens cartoon

much like everything in gravity falls, He Is Not What He Seems. he can shapeshift, but he can only hold it so long. imagine it's like holding in your gut.

(his shirt says CORNFEST '99. he trimmed it into a crop top.)

things advance enough that he gets into shenanigans, of course. mabel made him a fool-proof disguise :)

things even get so serious stan makes him 😳 fake IDs

everyone's happy!

everyone..............

[morallygraytea]

Those who think this will not survive the winter. Us old man lovers are excited about finally getting some food. And having an actor welcoming the chaos becoming the captain of the “old man boning” ship.

if your reaction to daniel/armand and devil’s minion is that you don’t want to see the actor’s acting the romance out because eric is “too old” then i fear this is not the show for you.

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

I Walk up to a tiny little podium in the middle of nowhere in particular

Taps the microphone

Ahem

Now introducing,

Welcome to the Paraverse

(A parody of Welcome To The Internet by Bo Burnham. Written by Me)

Welcome to the Paraverse! Have a look around~ Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! We've got oodles of NEW content, Some better, some worse.. If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first! Welcome to the Paraverse! Come and take a seat, Would you like to see our theories or some senior citizens meet? There's no need to panic, This isn't a test, Haha! Just pick and choose your path and we'll do the rest. Welcome to the Paraverse What would you prefer? Would you like to make an eldritch god or see some chains occur? Go this way, Go that way, Don't move an inch! We got a million different ideas to pitch. Welcome to the Paraverse, Put your cares aside Here's some brand new art to steal, Here's the tenth time Stanley's died. We got animators, and artists, and fics of all kinds. And a bunch of colored digital drawings Of all the different characters in the game making out with each other, Welcome to the Paraverse,,, Hold on to your scarfs 'Cause Kevan just tweeted out about sawing little girls in half It's silly, it's stupid, He just tweeted more, Don't act surprised, these tweets are things that you' ve seen before! See the bucket shredded, Get offended, see a twink. Show us pictures of their children, Make them take the purple drink Start a rumor, buy a broom Or call out Thierry as a boomer Take your oc and then doom her Join a zoom or make weird humour Here's a brand new Narrator You should set that child aflame Here's why women never loved you Here's a guide to build your fame Which in-game character are you? Take this quirky quiz! Things made a bug that makes those gay fuckers kiss. Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Stairs are now a tragedy And time-skips are a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Stairs are now a tragedy And time-skips are a crime Anything and everything All of the time You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago Just before it's prime, Right before the memory zone, the keeper of time This was button press Endless resets A sad death or two, We set our sights and spent our nights Waiting For you, you, insatiable you Mommy let you play indie games You were barely 4'2 And you went through all endings Which, to you, were brand new,, Now look at you, oh Look at you, you, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how we knew And if we stick together Who knows what we'll do It was always the plan To put the decisions in your hands Hahaha,,HAHhahahHAHAH,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A bit of everything All of the time Stairs are now a tragedy And time-skips are a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A little bit of everything All of the time Stairs are now a tragedy And time-skips are a crime Anything and everything And everythings not ending And the ending's never ending And, All of the time~!

Thank you for your time <3

[raszdemon]

WELT YOU OLD FUCKER GET YER ASS HOME

(I still don't have the senior citizen)

[lavenderprose]

The greater our flag means death fandom needs to take notes from the The Terror and IWTV fandoms. I don't go there but from what I've seen they know how to absolutely cherish their sexy sexy senior citizens. Old man fuckers unite.

[timidtresleches]

Running with scissors: hehehe "I am the law" can be one of the postaltober themes. We've had the fucker wear a police outfit more than once right? That works

Me:

So there's this senior citizen man in uniform

[chicago-geniza]

This article was very sweet. I'm basically the same as the author gerontophilia-wise, just for women, and it's a lovely pinhole-camera picture of a possible future

[rwac96]

Age Difference

CONGRATULATIONS, WEISS SCHNEE OF TEAM RWBY! YOU'VE WON A PRIZE!

Weiss: A prize? *eyes widen & sparkle* Oooh, gimmie! *hops up & down*

HERE YOU GO!

*a golden trophy falls down, which is caught by the silver-haired Huntress*

Weiss: Oh, goodie! Wait? What did I win? *she turns over the trophy* WHAT THE HELL?!

*Weiss found herself holding a trophy labeled "Certified Senior Citizen Fucker" in her hands*

Weiss: Is this some sort of joke?! I am not amused!

Jaune: *approaches, holding a similar trophy* You too, huh?

Weiss: *scowls* Okay, whoever you are...THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!

Shallot: *a Saiyan pulled from his past and into the present Era* Wow, that is fucking insulting.

Diana: *an immortal woman from an island of women* I am inclined to agree.

Weiss: *huffs* Disgraceful! *slams the trophy down* Utterly immature.

Jaune: *exhales deeply* People are judgy jerks.

[andfangs]

Daniel??? you like Daniel???? you really are an old man fucker

people on the supposed “old man fucker” website when I wanna fuck an actual senior citizen and not a 38 year old

[funkii-fox]

I hate Akira Otoishi.

This mother fucker brings out the worst in me. I swear, I cannot look at his ugly purple face without wanting to shove a semi truck in it. I have seen so many Akira defenders.. but it is time I finally rise up.

HE IS SO ANNOYING TO PLAY AGAINST IN ASBR!!

OH MY GOD HIS STUPID YELLOW PENIS CHICKEN ALWAYS ZAPS YOU INTO OBLIVION EVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HIM!! HIS GUITAR IS SO USELESS BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IN THE GAME; HE IS USELESS IN GENERAL. HIS COMBOS ARE FUCKING NUTS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BRING YOUR ASSIST TO STOP IT SINCE IT'S MOSTLY HIS STAND ATTACKING YOU. I love maining Josuke so I can beat his ugly ass to a pulp (canon).

And guess what?? HE KILLED KEICHO!! That part is inexcusable regardless if you like him or not--Keicho was fire and his stand was so cool. Plus he hurt Okuyasu. HE HURT OKUYASU! MY SWEET BABY BOY OKUYASU WAS GETTING TORMENTED BY THAT YELLOW PENIS CHICKEN!! And he wanted to go after Joseph AN OLD ASS SENIOR CITIZEN for no reason!! Pick on someone your own size you douche!! Clearly he chose Joseph cus he's too fucking chicken (haha get it) to fight anyone else. His motives are so stupid like wtf do u mean u just wanna shoot rats with stand arrows JUST PLAY YOUR STUPID GUITAR YOU KISS WANNABE!! His fit is cool and that is the ONLY thing that is good about him. He's a waste of air I'm so glad he died.

~ masterpiece from someone on reddit ~

I can’t see why someone would get so heated over a character, but no hate to op. People are entitled to their options. I guess Akira was well written; He’s a good villain bc he really does make you want to launch a semi truck in his shit eating frog grin. I knew I hated him my first watch through JoJos.

[dnangelic]

skimmed LN vol 3 out of curiosity (no massive translation post just yet because i'd like to go back to it when i'm fresher-minded) but i do have some fun bullet points from the whole thing overall. for anybody who doesn't know the plot summary, the gist of the novel is dark and daisuke's next target is a pair of glass shoes, like cinderella's, only a cute lil girl (maho? more sugisaki-esque wordplay probably cause there's a lot of 'magic(mahou) isn't real you idiots/magic is very real you idiots' in this book) and her older brother named sagami who looks veeery similar to dark shows up and stuff starts happening.

dark trying to find a place to land so he can turn back into daisuke includes him, at one point, landing near a senior citizen area only for all of said senior citizens to turn out to be retired/ex-police officers that chase him waving around their walking sticks ready to beat and whack his ass

dark feeling a sharp, intense pain in his heart when daisuke worriedly suggests that hiwatari's methods are becoming more and more unlike himself and desperate. BUT even though he notices it, daisuke doesn't push on dark's reaction and dark too entirely ignores everything that just happened by changing the topic too to looking forward to seeing how cute riku is on the date they're supposed to head to. fucker

daisuke gives riku his shoes to wear and goes barefoot when her feet start hurting because she’s not used to wearing anything but sneakers!! riku gives in and puts them on from him because she knows he’d insist until she did.

dark tries to have a serious conversation with daisuke at one point but daisuke's only responding/talking and saying 'yeah' in his sleep until dark realizes it and YELLS AT HIM (MORONS (AFFECTIONATE))

or this part: [ 'i could carry riku myself.' sure, he might be smaller than the average boy his age but if it was for riku... 'if i were as tall and strong as dark and sagami, i'd be...' ] <- cut to dark 'maliciously laughing' and saying 'then you should've just transformed into me!' to which daisuke obviously calls a ridiculous suggestion

or this part. ['dark... i just don't want riku to feel bad because of me.' "---i'm the same way." daisuke was startled by the unexpectedly quiet voice. that's right, dark loves riku just like himself, but she hates him. i feel sorry for him, but it's weird for me to comfort him... as daisuke pondered this, dark continued. "---i want all girls to be happy." 'people hate me because of that kind of attitude!' feeling like he could see dark grinning instead of himself reflected in the glass, daisuke closed the curtains. (fucker x2)

‘you wouldn’t understand, because you’re not like other people.’ ‘naaaaturally.’ <- dark (fucker x3)

riku still has the camping picture she bought of herself and daisuke from the 2nd LN 😭!! the whole scene with her breaking the ice after daisuke's been trapped and transformed within it into dark's appearance, daisuke only regards as riku being 'desperate' and trying to save him from the 'nightmare' too. he hasn't actually brought himself to confess anything yet and still wavers in his insecurities over not being strong enough for riku and blames dark's existence for a lot of his unhappiness too in a harsh single line again, a la '[...] if dark weren't here, everything in the world would have been right'/all these problems could have been avoided

sagami 😭

sagami 😂

SAGAMI 😂😂😂

daisuke actually turns into dark at one point at school and promptly hides in a bathroom while casually being mistaken for sagami by saehara, sekimoto and risa. then when he jumps out a window and flies off they're all 'THAT WAS DARK?!?!?!'

sagami's sister is soooooo cute. she's around elementary school age and mistakes dark for a wizard (angels have gold hair and white wings, but you wear black clothes so you're a wizard!) AND dark also politely drops on a knee and treats her like a princess with complete sincerity and tenderness the whole entire time once they actually meet. the glass shoes light up different depending on whoever touches it (blue for a truth, red for a lie,) and when dark makes a straightforward promise to her about sagami's successful future the shoes light up a strong blue in response to him. ohhh i love dark so much scumbag KING

she also gives dark a surprise kiss on the cheek that 'feels like two cherry blossom petals' and fr he deserved that. all is right in the world

the next morning. 'my sister said she wanted to grow up to marry dark so now i'm getting a haircut.' SAGAMI!!!!! 😂😂😂

'i'll do my best to make sure that kaitou dark doesn't steal my work!' <- said playful statement IMMEDIATELY causing daisuke to stand up and respond without thinking 'in that case, i'll definitely go steal it.' IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS!!

hiwatari very nearly did strangle dark and daisuke to an asphyxiated blackout if not flat out, outright, straight up death. that is a thing that happens. it does. and that was after psychic blasting wiz and dark with magic music to intense, excruciating pain already too. my god man. afterwards daisuke happily tells hiwatari good morning at school and hiwatari's described as surprised and hesitant at daisuke's greeting because yeah no kidding. fuckin. dai vc apparently: it's okay we're best friends so you try to kill me all the time!

honestly i think the second/snow queen LN is still probably my favorite holistically followed by the very first LN but this one really wasn't too bad either. the overall message is a pretty easy to digest 'just be yourself and don't run away from the potential of your future!' whether it's by trying to copy others while lacking legitimate self confidence or denying yourself/giving up by saying everything's hopeless and it's too late, and sagami isn't a bad character either for being quite literally a knockoff art-teacher dark with like, a real human life and siscon accusations. he's good burnt out college kid rep i like him, plus he actually got daisuke pissed enough to be described as looking/acting almost like dark (possessive-protective) for a page, which, nice. dark even gives sagami a whole entire little tough-love motivational spiel and simultaneously tells him to be proud of being capable of making 'good copies' and sagami grumbles about it all later too going like 'why should anybody even listen to that guy when he's a thief!!!' which like, okay, ungrateful, but funny.

in any case i'd very much like to implement the events of this LN too into my portrayal in whatever regards i can or feel like, so that's proooobably what i'll do!

[thenixkat]

Poking around with Kingdom Come. The Spectre…is naked under that cloak in this

also lots of Christian theming biblical shit that I dont care for very the future has gone to shit b/c there's so many metas now and fighting everywhere and yet again the Spectre aint gonna do shit for dick except watch shit go down

is Wonder Woman not wearing anything under that cloth? what is the lasso attached to?

she is not wearing anything under that cloth. well someone's gonna get flashed by Wonder Woman

Superman abandoned humanity for 10 yrs b/c his parents and Lois died. SOmeone's a sad lad who apparently doesnt like anyone else he knows enough to stick around

Huh Captain Atom and Judo Master are still around and active in this 'all of the modern heroes are old and their kids and grandkids are making teh world a worse place' au. But that makes sense Judo Master is immortal due to his religion and Captain Atom is a human shaped energy being

Peacemaker is still around too tho that could be a new person in the outfit given the Peacemakers are an organization apparently one of the reasons that the world is going to shit is because the metas of now dont have the 'morals' of their predecessors and just fight to fight not uphold truth and justice

and totally down with relentlessly attacking senior citizen villains b/c we all know the heroes of yesteryear werent blood thirsty bastards willing to throw hands at any provocation.

And they totally listened every time that the people they decided to attack were trying to tell them they didnt want to fight or that they surrendered we totally know that Superman never ever beat the shit out of someone without listening to what they were trying to say. never

and also several of the heroes in this news story are contemporaries of Superman's generation like Captain Atom and Judomaster

oh hey, sure lets kill off Captain Atom by having this energy being being unintelligent enough to get close to the Parasite known for consuming energy

oh hey the Midwest is befucked b/c Captain Atom blew up

which has always been a risk of having a nuclear powered superhero out fighting fuckers with only one level of containment suit if only yall knew some magic fuckers who could collects all of the radiation and put it someone else/do something with it. But DC isnt gonna let the magic fuckers do shit even tho they could

oh yay~! this is one of those things that insists that Superman is the face and leader of all the superheroes and without him there's no moral guidance b/c Superman's the center of the fucking universe and there's no other paragons as good as him. Fucking gag

Hera's might keeping Wonder Woman from flashing the audience in this outfit

i've mentioned how much I hate the SUperman is the bestest ever stories? And part of my dislike for him comes from shit like this just as much as my hatred for Batman comes from shit that makes him the absolute bestest ever.

apparently, Hawkman is an environmental terrorist and good for him so long as he isnt being park ranger racist and acting like the local Indigenous people have no right to manage their lands

why the fuck would the gods give a singular shit about some fucking mortal (Superman) retiring? Why would the Atlantians or the Amazons just go into seclusion just because some sad fuck decided to retire?

speaking of Christ metaphor the opening pages of this issue were like reading scripture and a dude having visions of the end of teh world being due to Superman and Batman fighting and the dude teh SPectre picked up is a preacher

Batman keeps his city under control with his army of mechas and his habit of running out metas from Gotham if they wont bow to him

because the old guard didnt cause massive collateral damage or listened to fuckers they decided to attack surrendering and look just look at that cover

just that this story as saying that these new kids are litterally any different than the old guard is wild. Cause I've read fucking comics

Superman has had episodes of being a jackass throughout his superhero career, mostly golden and silver age stuff Batman's been a borderline fascist who tortures people and refuses to use his money to actually improve Gotham or take down the corrupt police force for decades Hal Jordan became a villain at one point and murdered most of the Green Lanterns to take their power rings to become a near reality warping threat superheroes have been caused or unable to prevent calamities when fighting supervillains for ages this Kingdom Come is from the mid 90s? Yeah its in reaction to the first dark age of superheroes happening at the time. Some old ass fuck going 'back in my day superheroes were awesome and stood for something, now everything is so violent and commercialized'

[theflirtmeister]

trademark: Putting up with my horny Cary gifsets, laugh about this senior citizen together and you have incredible funny tags, also you're a very good friend <3 AND!!! Your Fanfics are SO SO GOOD!! (still thinking about vampire!Lawrence ogh)

i am a senior citizen FUCKER, take ur hip medication old man, we're going all night

and thank youuuu <3 i am glad u like my vampire lawrence and his desire to bite twinks <3