#sending the fandom into cardiac arrest

[moronkyne]

Bestie X Seer Obscura if you must

Angel X Darlin if you must

Baaabe X Sweetheart if you must

Honey X Baby if you must

Doc X Smartass if you must

[hercarisntyours]

I'm better than you. I'm better than you in everyway except you have hope. You always have; you went back into the mine to rescue Jazz, you snuck up to the surface to find the matrix of leadership. My point is that your instincts tell you to break protocol.. for a reason. This blind optimism that you have is why you make such bold, and courageous choices. That are also extremely stupid. You're inspiring. You can envision a better future, that no one else can see, and if we ever want to see B and D 16 again, that. that is the Orion Pax, that we need right now. Listen to me, we can do this.

[ifyoucandaniel]

if zar is doing more with the mdzs fandom….. and possibly writing fics when they feel comfortable…… and we all know how he feel about siblings………… are we finally getting the jiang cheng and wei wuxian brother angst we deserve?????

[rueisblue]

People will say the most outrageous shit and then put ‘🥺’ and ‘🥹’ at the end like they didn’t just ask for hardcore smut of a real person.

[cloudcountry]

ME ND AZUL AFTER THE EVENTS OF THIS ONEHSOT

BUT FR DOVE THIS WAS SO CUTE JASHFJAS I WAS SCREAMING WHEN THE READER FLCIKED WATER AT HIM I SO WOULD. HES SO FUNNY WHEN HES ANNOYED. LET GO OF YOUR SILLY LITTLE BUSINESSMAN FRONT AND JUST BE YOU AZUL :(( CMON YOURE SO PRETTY WHEN YOURE YOU <3333

"Azul spat out water, and the faintest bit of ink, blue flushing his cheeks."

HAVE I MENTIOEND HOW WEAK I AM TO AZUL INKING IN FICS??? ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE ITS SUCH A SUBTLE DETAIL, ITS SO NATURAL FOR THE INK TO JUST BE THERE AND I THINK TAHTS BEAUTIFUL. LIKE HE INKS. ITS A NORMAL THING EVEN THOUGH HE DOESNT LIKE IT. IT HAPPENS WHEN HES SURPRISED OR FRUSTRATED. I LOVE THIS AKSHGDJAHSGDJAGSDJ IT WAS SUCH A GOOD DETAIL THANK YOUD OVE YOU KNOW YORU AUDIENCE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE REALIZATION THAT HE LOVES THEM.,.,,.., HELLO HES SO CONFNUSED ITS SO CUTE I AM GONUG TO BONK HIM OVER THE HEAD WHWHAWHAWHWAH KISSING HIM KISSING HIM RAHHHHHH

“Say what?!” He turned around and looked at you. The dappled light, and glittering water behind you only made the lump in his throat grow even more. “That I love you-” He snapped his mouth shut and held his breath.

YES THAT YOU LOVE ME NOW LETS KISS JELLO

THIS IS SO CUTE DOVE AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR GIVING YOU GOOD IDEA THATS WHAT IM HERE FOR!!! >:D

HI HI DOVE!!!! :D you were so thorough with the rules of your event (I NEVER THOUGHT TO ASK PEOPLE FOR BACKUPS HELP?????????)

but ofc ofc you can probably guess who i was going to ask for LMAO but i promise my backups will NOT BE FOR AZUL PROMISE!!!!

i was immediately intrigued by the prompt "By the babbling brook" so i would like to request azul and that!! maybe friends to lovers vibes because im a suck for that??? AS FOR BACKUPS HMMM

"Caught in the rain" WITH VIL WOULD BE SO CUTE :((( I CAN IMAGINE HIM BEING CONCERNED FOR HIS APPEARANCE??? even though his makeup is probably waterproof LMAO

"Stargazing" with trey sniffle cough cough.,.,.,. it would be so soothing AND ACTUALLY I DONT REQUEST TREY CONTENT LIKE EVER EVEN THOUGH HES MY BESTIE?!?!?!?

so yea atcually i think ALL of these are cute so i dont even really have backups LMAO JUST WRITE WHICHEVER ONE STRIKES YOU!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH OF HOSTING TIHS DOVE IM GOING TO BE SCREAING IN YOUR REBLOGS WHENEVER YOU POST WHWAHAWHAWHWAH <3333

By the Babbling Brook; Azul Ashengrotto

Content; Gender-neutral reader, friends-to-lovers, a smidgen of hurt/comfort

Word Count; 700+

AN: Auburn, why did you give me so many good ideas /hj. But I hope you enjoy your Azul. Everyone coming for the Fish Mafia content (2 more are lined up).

You sat on a large boulder sitting in the middle of a shallow brook, dipping your legs in as an attempt to try and escape the heat of the day. Even from under the shade of the willow tree from above, the heat and humidity was still oppressive. And the chirping of cicadas only underscored the fact. And sitting on the boulder just a few centimetres away was Azul, pant legs rolled up to his knees and his legs in the water as well, trying to cool off as well.

The two of you had arranged a day to hang out, since the Coral Sea isn’t really the most hospitable place for anyone without fins or gills. So Azul had agreed to set aside some time in his schedule so that he could spend some time with you, and this time there was no Grim or nosey Leech twins to interrupt you. But why, why did today have to be so insufferably hot.

“Why couldn’t we go someplace cooler,” he groaned, pushing his hair out of his face. “Somewhere with… air conditioning?” At least the water was cold, which helped break the heat a little bit. Plus the shade from the willow tree kept the harshness of the midday sun at bay.

You flicked some water at him, and chortled at the dirty look he gave you. “Just wanted to check this out, see where it led,” you say in a chipper tone. You slipped down the boulder a bit, getting further into the water. The brook was shallow, only reaching about mid-calf.

Your hand brushed against Azul’s and he could have sworn it felt like an electric shock rather than a soft caress. “It led to a tree and some rocks,” he sighed.

You hummed, splashing a bit in the water as the stark coldness of the brook was finally breaking the sticky heat. “Well I think it led to an opportunity.”

“For what?” He didn’t really want to say it, but today, other than the Sevens forsaken heat, was nice. The two of you had just walked together, and had some nice conversations that melted into each other seamlessly.

A mischievous smile spread across your face and you splashed Azul in the face. “For that,” you laugh.

Azul spat out water, and the faintest bit of ink, blue flushing his cheeks. But his brief flash of anger mixed with embarrassment of being bested faded just as quickly as it had arisen. You looked so happy, sitting in the brook with the swaying branches of willows behind you. And Azul felt a lump form in his throat. They look… ethereal.

You noticed him staring and waved a hand in front of his face. “Helloooo,” you called, “ear- erm, Twisted Wonderland to Azul? You good?”

“YES,” he sputtered, getting up from the boulder and trying to get back to the banks of the brook. “I am perfectly fine, Prefect!” But the slight crack in his voice betrayed him. He was very much not okay, no. Why did he feel like there were butterflies in his stomach? Why did he feel weird around you? Why do you make me feel like this? Like a fish out of water?

You got up and followed him, a few paces behind. “I can tell when you’re lying, you know? Come on Azul, be honest with me. We’re friends after all.”

We’re friends after all. That line, why did it hurt so much? “I’m not lying,” he could feel you behind him, but he dared not to look back.

“Now you’re just lying to yourself,” you huff. “Come on, Azul, just say it.”

“Say what?!” He turned around and looked at you. The dappled light, and glittering water behind you only made the lump in his throat grow even more. “That I love you-” He snapped his mouth shut and held his breath.

That I love you. That’s what the feeling was. Love.

Your eyes widened, and you opened and closed your mouth, trying to decide what to say. “Well,” you say softly, “I love you too, Azul. I have for a while now.”

And who would have guessed that seeing where the brook led would lead to this. Two friends confessing that there was indeed something more between them.

[spacedustmantis]

list of shipnames in jrwi and who they are referring to

this is (and probably forever will be) a work in progress. i plan on expanding this list with any and all shipnames i come across, so if you want to see the up-to-date list, make sure to open the original post. also feel free to send me shipnames that are missing from this list to my inbox or over dms.

note: not all of these are extremely common or in circulation quite yet, but you might encounter them every now and then anyways.

note x2: for some of these ships there are multiple names in use, i tried to sort them by how common they are (most common to least common)

‼️ important disclaimer! this is an archival work, meant to list as many ship names as possible for a variety of uses. this means this list does include ships that might be triggering for some. regardless of my feelings about it, abusive, unrealistic, or violent ships as well as underage and incest are pretty much always a facet of fandom, and as such they are represented here, partially to give people the necessary information to be able to circumvent being confronted with said content (e.g. via muting tags) should they want/need to. ‼️

riptide:

pc/pc

fish and chips (fnc): chip/gillion

navyseal: jay/gillion

mockingjay/phoenix: chip/jay

poly pirates: chip/jay/gillon

pc/npc

catnip: chip/la alma

sailorsong/scarlet captains: chip/jazz

fools gold/bargaining chip: chip/niklaus

drunken sailors: chip/caspian

chiptune/chipped crown: chip/queen

stoneflame: chip/igneous

midnight memories: chip/drey

homeowners association: chip/ensa

tboy polycule: chip/jazz/igneous

birdbolt/clockwork rivals/women in STEM: jay/ensa

pistolwhip: jay/lizzie

sharpshooter: jay/kira

bloodshot: jay/anastasia

sheshells: jay/edyn

artemisanchor: jay/aslana

songbird: jay/queen

bloodbath: jay/anastasia/aslana

hook, line and sinker: jay/edyn/lizzie

jay's harem/let's go lesbians: jay/her many girlfriends (ever changing, always evolving)

swordfish: gillion/caspian

dealbreaker: gillion/niklaus

sea shanty: gillion/queen

goldfish/dragonfish: gillion/clorten

sunken anchor: gillion/marshal john

catfish: gillion/kuba kenta

destined sails: gillion/caspian/marshal john

fish and chips and more fish: chip/gillion/caspian

manlet, manwhore, manslayer: chip/gillion/niklaus

sea sharp: chip/gillion/queen

deal with the devil (dwtd): chip/jay/gillion/niklaus

bardic inspiration: chip/jay/gillion/queen

full ensemble: chip/jay/gillion/queen/jazz

npc/npc

drearl: drey/earl

watergun: drey/finn

old man yaoi/drearlinn: drey/finn/earl

cattlepunk: drey/ichabod

roseshot: drey/captain rose

dreyson: drey/jayson

metal detector/gunmetal/robopanda: alphonze/gryffon

popshot: gryffon/queen

precious metals: gryffon/igneous

seawitch: niklaus/edyn

juicy desires: niklaus/earl

frigatebird/warbird/waning crescent: lizzie/ava

fighting chance/boxer briefs: la alma/clorten

naval orange: marshal john/amanda rinn

message in a bottle: marshal john/edyn

field medic: marshal john/rudith

rose tides: lizzie/edyn

rosewater: lizzie/caspian

lunar eclipse/sea serpents: ava/lizzie/edyn

smoothjazz/singing the blues: jazz/caspian

jam session: jazz/queen

saltwater pearl: caspian/edyn

soundwaves/sea shanty: caspian/queen

frost flowers: caspian/rudith

pearlescent: edyn/aslana

hammer to fall/songsmith: queen/alasse

lamprey: anastasia/aslana

starcrossed survivors/starstruck: zamia/star

apotheosis:

pc/pc

angelstone/stonesong: peter/rumi

tech support: peter/thanatos

worm urn: peter/exandroth

deicide: rumi/thanatos

eldritchstrings: rumi/exandroth

pc/npc

divineshifter/shape4shifter: rumi/rhymir

prime defenders:

pc/pc

ghostknife: william/vyncent

ghostkicks/blue raspberry: william/dakota

cardiac arrest: william/dakota/ashe

dancebattle/spacejam: vyncent/dakota

revenant/wispy winters/evildead/haunted house: william/ashe

tomeblade/gamecube/demondagger: vyncent/ashe

demonkicks: dakota/ashe

polypd: william/vyncent/dakota/ashe

pc/npc

decharge/soulfire: william/doug

sunghost/sunshade: william/summer

parasol: william/vyncent/summer

spare the dying/exquisite corpses: william/cantrip

ghostlysigns: william/jimmy

npc/npc

tidalwave: tide/mark winters

suntrip: summer/cantrip

doodlejump/pencilfrog: le frog/pencilman

cops and froggers: le frog/officer frank

zebrafish: tide/harlem

car manual: wordsmith/pretender

shooting star: mrs g/lightspeed

shadowfold: harlem/jason

blood in the bayou:

pc/pc

keeperschampion: rand/rolan

rollingstones: kian/rolan

smokeshow: kian/rand

nightmare blunt rotation (nbr): kian/rand/rolan

pc/npc

heartstrings: kian/becky

meddling kids: kian/rand/rolan/becky

bleacher ghosts: kian/becky/jesse

milf season: kian/donna

private performance: kian/donna/john

the suckening:

pc/pc

guarddog: emizel/shilo

alleycat: emizel/arthur

royal pain: shilo/arthur

boynabbing: emizel/shilo/arthur

pc/npc

fizzfangs/monster energy: emizel/soda

backalley kiss: emizel/gabriel

osteoinferno: emizel/viv

unstable flesh: emizel/vex

matching set: emizel/shilo/edward

fledgefangs: emizel/shilo/soda/gabriel

wailing crown: emizel/shilo/viv/vex

armored pheasant: shilo/grefgor

popcharm: shilo/soda

woodland prince: shilo/grangel

royal dog: shilo/gabriel

royal deputy: shilo/deacon

peacock: shilo/edward

vampistol/shadowhorse: arthur/deacon

burnt stake: arthur/magnus

wisdomtooth: arthur/viv

black dahlia: arthur/mary

npc/npc

stakeknife/sodasire: soda/gabriel

weylincest: viv/vex

wailing flesh: viv/vex/the unseen one

total monster kill

n/a

wonderlust

pc/pc

featherfall: troy/blink

pc/npc

lintroller: troy/lint

old campaigns and one-shots under the cut

mythborne

supernova: connor/aster

achilles heel: connor/ryan

sunspot: aster/ryan

paperball: ryan/gary

spotlight: connor/aster/ryan

playwrat: connor/aster/ryan/romeo

final episode one shot

bluecherrylite: cherry/jebediah/aren

jebebriadic/ringbearers: jebediah/brian

twitch chat one shot

hoofin' it: icarus/gravel

convergence:

krangle: kasper/strangle

the fated:

br'aaxi: br'aad/taxi

scythebelts: sylnan/velrisa

kathnan: sylnan/katherine

sylgarth: sylnan/ugarth

velriana: velrisa/oriana

[okratic]

not trying to generalize but postal fans are some of the most pretentious, cowardly fake edgy fans on the fandom market. they wanna look hard retweeting grit and grime but the idea of people existing nine feet from their online dome sends them into cardiac arrest.

It's like the majority of people are literally damaging their own relationships and self control when some postal fans get their rocks off of bullying. Like let's say what it is, bullying. I'm not the kind of person to fold since I'm not that sensitive but I have so many buddies getting harassed because they don't believe in glazing some stupid ass creator with some huge ass ego.

But what do I know, I'm just some dude on the internet lmao

Me @ the specific side of the fandom who genuinely suck

[amy-maguire]

Dazai controlling his heartbeat

Hey! Long time no post haha- but it's nice to see everyone again! I just wanted to talk about something really fast since it came to me.

I was just thinking about how Dazai quite literally controls his heartbeat in Mersault Prison (and if I'm correct in 55 minutes as well). I feel like as a fandom we skipped over that fact too fast. Dazai is SO in tune with his body that he can physically send himself into cardiac arrest, but he can create a dangerous heart palpitation so that he can communicate with Ango. That's TERRIFYING. The risk of a complication for something like that is incredibly high, and no matter how in tune with your body you are messing with your heart is a recipe for danger. Granted, this is Dazai we're talking about, but I just thought it was insane to think about again. Thoughts?

[soup-scope]

DUN DUN!

You have been bitten by the mutual virus. To cure yourself, you must provide one reason why you follow each of your mutuals before sending this to others (whether mutuals or not) while in anon.

Good luck!

This… is gonna be so long…..

@star-sheeps : absolutely fucking hilarious. i always catch myself giggling whenever i see one of ur posts!! i also loved the ‘styling the listeners’ lil series u were doing i love fashion content sm. you were also one of the first people i followed when i first joined the redacted fandom🫡🫡

@caramel-metal : you somehow find the funniest shit to ever exist. your blog is a genuine gold mine for content i would’ve have seen otherwise it’s so‼️‼️‼️‼️

@taelonsamada : i thought it was a mistake when u followed me back 😭😭 but ī absolutely ADORE your writing. i constantly find myself rereading between me you and the fence post ehehehe. i’m gonna be ordering your new book soon and i’ve been vibrating at a frequency that’s impossible to witness with the naked eye (translation: im very excited)

@davidsfanclub : ANOTHER PERSON THAT MAKES ME GIGGLE. i loved ur angel design the first time i saw them and it’s genuinely infected and rotted my brain like THATS how i see angel too now omg. a very creative mind that makes me want to nibble on it

@artbykays : another person who i thought followed me back by mistake. *THE* best listener designs omg. THE ANGEL DESIGN EVER. AAAAAAAAAAAA. i genuinely love ur redacted art sm i had heart palpitations the day u followed me back

@basiliskbrews : another one of my first moots!!! i love citrus with a burning passion. i witnessed u rebrand ur blog and i still absolutely adore all and any content you put out. your vega and warden design has me frothing and convulsing on the ground like a fish abandoned on a deck.

@mothmayhem : I MISS YOU💕💕💕 another moot that has me giggling and kicking my feet. constantly has me twirling my hair and laughing ehehehe. i still can’t get over how you CALLED the david and asher proposals like dawg. how

@beedoes-stuff : GIGGLE ALERT. aka another moot that makes me laugh my ass off. not only do u post absolute bangers you have a tendency to reblog them too and i always have to put my phone down for a few mins

@themonotonysyndrome : it took me three tries to spell ur user right. we got another castin lover in this house 🤝🤝 i want to bite you on the head and then maul you. (all said with love and extreme amounts of affection) I LOVE HOW U TALK ABOUT BRIGHT AAAAA. i want to take a gigantic chunk out of ur writing i love it sm it has me rolling around and flailing

@falkea : MISS YOU💕💕. THE ANGEL DESIGN THAT EXECUTED ME ON THE SPOT. i hit the floor when u followed me back like my mouth was AGAPE. your quinn and darlin art genuinely changed my brain chemistry i will never be the same. a very big art inspiration for me. i shake with anticipation whenever i wait for ur next posts.

@vaselinepot : sometimes all you need is a silly lil moot who says the funniest shit unprompted. sometimes i have to put my phone down and breathe. i miss u vaseline come home

@darlin-collins : ANOTHER MOOT THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. YALL ARE FUNNY AS FUCK. however whenever you talk about the imperium i have to mentally prepare myself to be mentally and physically crushed.

@jollyfang : I LOVE THE REDACTED ART SM AAAAAA. another person who’s follow sent me into cardiac arrest. THE GAVIN DESIGN THAT HAD ME SWEATING. i love how you draw portraits it has me falling in love with ur art all over again when i see that u post.

@thevqid : i think we need to sit down and have a talk. idk about what. i just know that one of us isn’t leaving that room alive. said with all the love i can possibly muster. i love u tho💕💕

@beemybella : genuinely one of the sweetest people i’ve ever interacted with. i love being on ur tag list smth whenever you post it tosses me out of artblock and FILLS me with inspiration 💕💕

@konnorhasapen : PIRATE AU PIRATE AU AAAAAAAAA. i love your writing sm i need to be beaten back with a stick. i’m going to fist fight with you in a parking lot one of these days. i’m so glad you made it back into ur account. i love u sm from afar i feel like a maiden waiting for her husband to return home from the war.

@bratty-telepath : so shape. so shape. i love how stylized your work is. make an art book. please. graphic design IS your passion like pls spare some good character designs and interesting layouts for the rest of us. another moot who id be down the fist fight. this is a fight that i know id get my ass kicked during tho. like my body bent at angles no one is capable of. said with love ofc

@lovesstateofmatter : i always forget we’re moots until you interact with my shit and i bounce around for 5 minutes straight. YOUR BLAKE AND ELLIOT ART. I STILL THINK ABOUT IT. that’s fr how i imagine them now 😭😭

@friendly-waffles : TANKTANKTANKTANKTANK I LOBE UR TANK DESIGJ SM AAAAAAA. AND ANGEL AAAAA. i want to bite your art and SHAKE like a rabid animal. i think about ur sam and darlin art daily. i hit the floor when we became moots

@peraltuki : THE WWDITS X REDACTED VIDS 😭😭 we joined the redacted tumblr at like the same time so i feel a bonded connection to u. ily. you have the best fucking posts they have me sobbing on the floor (cause i giggle too hard)

@doodleanddie : your redacted doodles killed me, sent me to heaven, then dragged me back down to hell and then reincarnated me as a fly. i love ur art and all ur doodles have so much character it’s WILD. (i miss u💕)

@epsi-l0n - your thoughts are so incredibly big brained i want to pick apart ur brain and take a few bites while i’m at it. i think if we fought it’d be the battle of the ages. simply because i think we both *CANT* fight so it’d just be entertaining to every witness

@dollvre : VINCENT STAN HIIIIII. finding another vincent lover and taylor swift enjoyer in this fandom had my brain exploding. tell me what zsakuva videos i should watch. i’m too indecisive to choose what series i want to get into. i think we need to hold hands and exchange rings 👍

@mrsmiagreer : Niyah i would genuinely kill for you. tell me a name. or names. plural. i would quite literally do anything for you. say the word. BUT I LOVE UR WRITING SM PLS MAKE A TAGLIST PLS

@oceanicwhitetipshark : whenever i feel myself drifting from redacted. i get a notif that you’ve posted and i’m immediately pulled back in by all ur writings and your thoughts. ur genuinely so talented and so incredibly sweet di i’m very glad we’re moots

@kelseadelle : i’ve never loved women more in my entire life. the way u draw has me wanting to sacrifice myself to the nearest woman for no reason other than that they’re a woman. your evie and ranger art. id give anything to be a werewolf.

@romeo-the-homeo : there can only be one trans jackass in the redacted fandom there isn’t enough room for the both of us. we should totally combine our physical forms and ascend to a higher form of being. and then get a wendy’s frosty or smth.

@plutobutartsy : stella. LIGHT OF MY LIFE💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I LOVE UR DESIGNS SM YOUR ART IS SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HOW YOU SEE THE LISTENERS AAAAA. YOUR FAITHFUL DESIGN HAS SHOT ME THROUGH THE HEART ILY AAAAAAA

@clover-46 : whenever smth messy happens i always appear in ur dms 😭😭 i love obsessing over hush with you and giggling in our dms💕💕. YOUR DESIGNS SLAP SO HARD. i hope you know that i think of your milo design on the daily. he’s my little girlfriend and i’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life

@celestecreateschaos : trying to type out ur user gave me an aneurysm. I ALSO MISS GEORDI SM WHERE IS HE. you’re genuinely so funny you constantly have me giggling. i wanna tape an x-ray of ur brain to my wall.

@venuslove-28-replies : HIIIIOIOIIIIOOOOEDIIWIWISIDOW. one of these days i’m going to shake you so hard you come apart like a mr potato head. your art has me wanting to bite you and not let go. all your designs have me AAAAKAOSAIKALA

@peacefullibrarian : i will never get over that one piece of writing u did about lasko and his listener. the “like the fan” has me slamming myself into the ground imagining them interacting. make a tag list. make a tagLIST RN AND ADD ME

@morgansplace : hi king i’m going to evict you from this plane of existence. (translation: i love you and i love how incredibly creative you are. i want to eat ur nails. i think we could solve all the worlds problems if we held hands and spun in a circle until we fell over from dizziness. i think it’d be nice)

@heshheshfish : omw to send u a cease a desist. your walls are very comfortable. i have officially devoured all tress-passers who have crossed my unwelcome path. i only accept offerings in the form of whole blocks of cheddar cheese. (translation: hi hehe)

@teaseat : i don’t think i can genuinely put into words how much i love u tea. you have me CACKLING. and other days you have me needing to put down my phone to take a minute. anyways. IN SO GLAD IM IN UR TAGLIST HEHEHE I LOVE UR WRITING SM AAAAAAA

@deviantaj : you make me want to listen to marina and the diamonds and then kill someone. aj ily. you make me giggle. i think if we were ever put into the same room we’d probably cause a cataclysmic event that no one could ever recover from.

@swanconcerto : HOLLYYYYYYYYYYUEJFJE. ily holly my favorite person to ever exist you have me twirling my hair and giggling i’d give anything to exist in ur presence. holly i am in ur basement.

@messenger-of-stupidity : i love your writing so much it has completely rewired my brain i think we should tussle outside and then hold pinky’s or smth. THE VEGA LOVE>>>>> i wait with baited breath for your vega fic

@shawslut : i love ur blog layout sm how do you do it. we both go by ray/rae so i think maybe we should do a lil dance to decide which ones superior. your geordi fic had me wanting to test the sharpness of my new kitchen knives. i will eat you one of these days.

@4letteraroace : i want to bite your hands so bad bro. i still think about ur darlin dance fic. now i know nothing about dance but i could fucking picture what was going on and it HURT. i think your keyboard deserves to be taken away. it should also be taken away because of how u interact with lemon on a daily basis 😭😭

@milosirlgf : hi jaydyn i think one of these days you’ll genuinely rule the world so pls remember that i am nothing but ur undying servant hi. i’m going to empty my life savings in ur name.

@terrazaurio : YOUR DAVID AND ANGEL DESIGN AAAAAAAAA RAHHHHHHHH. i want to bite someone’s head off. i get horrific cute aggression whenever i see your work. i think if we ever existed in the same section of the universe the space time continuum would collapse

@goodboyaudios : i think we should fist fight.

@tunasfishbowl : i think we should paint each others nails and then watch horror movies. tuna ur designs have me gasping for air on a daily basis i lost my mind when we became moots.

@yoteako : THE LASKO DESIGN EVER. INCREDIBLE WOLF BOY DESIGNS. i lobe how u draw them as grown men. idk if that makes any sense but it does to me. also enlightened me to the idea that is vega and brachium omg the most brain idea ever. when we became moots i breakdanced on the hardwood floor

@echovale052 : HI ECHOOO i’m taking a few chomps out of all of ur works like your art style is so pleasant i wanna EAT IT. i think that if we fought we’d probably end up destroying a few small towns.

@kittyshaw : HI REIIIIIII 💕💕💕💕 genuinely one of my fav people. you have the best takes and omg i love ur headcanons sm. i am going to eat ur brain one of these days. any second you aren’t moving i’m only getting closer

@lovelylonerliterature : i’ve read your cutie/geordi fix it fic an ungodly amount of times. (also a shadows appeal……) i love ur writing and interpretations of the redacted characters so much. your ability to capture angst has me wanting to throw myself into the abyss.

@elisacaleisa : another user i struggled to spell 💔💔. THE BEST MORGAN DESIYJ IVE EVER SEEN THATS MY MAN THATS MY WIFE I LOST MY SHIT M.LWFIIWKSJWIWO. i’m going to bite and shake your gavin design. i think our brains should combine at some point for fun

@sweetlemongrove : Lemon u are the light of my life. please make a taglist and add me to it. i love you. THE LOMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. also ur blog layout is so pretty what.

I LOVE YOU ALL MOOTS‼️‼️‼️

(Ok but in all seriousness. This is my first time ever really fully interacting with a fandom and not just lurk. To be able to interact with an incredibly creative and kind fandom has been a pleasure :)))) thank you all for all the work you do!!!!)

[makeoutstopcrime]

the rookie writer #1: how many times do you think we can have chenford reference their future kids in one episode without sending the entire fandom into cardiac arrest

the rookie writer #2:

[hotcheetohatredwastaken]

🩷💚🩷SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL KEEP THE GAME GOING 🩷💚🩷

Hiii I think you are wonderful and one of those blogs that I was lowkey scared to talk to at first bc i love ur fics sm and was like "omg im not worthy" skdhdfkdk idk its like that moment when a bigger creator in a fandom suddenly acknowledges ur existence and sends u into cardiac arrest XD

anyway all this to say I'm a fan of ur works and I think ur rlly cool !! I am keeping up with BDOR and love it sm:D wild angst/lore is always my fav so ur fics are feeding me haha

*glances at your art* I'm the one to be scared to talk to? Have you SEEN your amazing work?? And yet I'm the one giving out cardiac arrest?? Clairiko. My lovely mutual. You are the one that I am not worthy to talk you XD

Anyways! I'm glad you're enjoying Blood Drops On Roses! It is my baby, and yes, it is all about the Wild angst. I think it is up to... hang on (counting real quick) yup, it's up to 275,519 written words right now, of which like 80,000 is published. I expect to get to 350,000 words, or even more (definitely more), before this is all over. I think that may be more conservative of a count then I've done before, but honestly, I don't remember. So, I hope that you continue to enjoy my little silly analysis of what makes Wild, well, Wild, because it will be around for a while!

[tenjikyu]

Not gonna say a lot but

Ran and Dazai

(Dazai and Mikey, both the bane of waitresses)

Kunikida and Kisaki

Kunikida and Draken

Atushi and Takemichi

Atushi and Hakkai

Smiley and Nikolai

Mitsuya and Sigma (they would drink tea together)

Lucy and Chifuyu

Chuuya and Chifuyu

(Fyodor would find Kazutora's psyche interesting, but he'd definitely toy with him)

(do NOT put Kisaki and Fyodor in the same room.)

Hang on let bro cook he’s onto something 😃

I’m resisting the urge to write an AU where these mfs meet

Also just saying Fyodor would cook Kisaki up and make him into a full course meal. Kisaki wouldn’t stand a chance against Fyodor. 👏🏻

Lucy & Chifuyu would get on SO well thank you for giving me that eye opening piece of information.

Atsushi and Takemichi can bond over being reduced to useless protags in favour for the mysterious fan fave by the fandom (which is WRONG THEYRE both top tier protags let me give you a 50 page essay on why-)

Dazai and Mikey would send Kunikida and Draken into cardiac arrest, especially if you add Ranpo into the mix.

MITSUYA AND SIGMA MY BELOVED PURPLE HAIRED CHARACTERS !! They’d also bond over keeping the fort down for their organisation/gang as well as being absolute UNITS in battle.

May I also bring to your attention Hina and Louisa? They’d bond SO quickly with being the backbones of their boyfriend/boss, + Hina’s gentle nature would be SO good with Louisa’s timid personality.

Emma and Ranpo. The duo nobody knew they needed but when you think about it you’ll KNOW I’m right.

Bonten!Mikey and PM!Dazai would cook ESPECIALLY PM!Boss Dazai. (By cook I mean attempt to defeat eachother, I’ll let you decide who’s gonna win.)

Sanzu & Q have the ability to achieve world domination.

Put Nikolai in a room with Smiley and Japan itself would crumble.

Look what you’ve done to me anon 😕 (jk ily for this imma be thinking about this for the next 3 days)

[renalord]

Greetings! I've comes across your blog and happens to notice in your masterlist fandom genshin is apart of it. Apologies if I read wrong somehow but if your requests are open, I would love to request a fluff for Rosaria, may I?

- 🧸 anon

✰ pairing: rosaria x gn!reader

✰ synopsis: rosaria takes reader to a nice tavern.

✰ warnings: alcohol, mentions of drunkenness.

✰ authors note: hi, 🧸! thank you so much for your request! i havent seen many rosaria fanfics on here, and since shes one of my favorite characters this felt like a great opportunity to write for her! keep sending in requests!

stay calm, stay calm, stay calm. that was all you could manage to think of after rosaria had walked up to you and asked if you wanted to accompany her to angel’s share. to be honest, it surprised you that she asked you and not kaeya, assuming the two of them often went to the quiet tavern together.

“you want to go with me? why not kaeya?” you questioned, looking for an answer to your ponderings.

“hm? oh, he had work to do. something about abyss mages or whatever. the fatui.” the gothic nun replied, pink eyes scanning yours. you couldn’t help but notice the way her usually pale, almost vampire-like skin turned a golden hue in the warm hours of dusk. also, what a lame excuse. you expected something better from her, since you knew well that kaeya was free for the rest of the night, and rosaria knew no less. but still, it was endearing how she made up a lie in order to spend time with you. well, at least you hoped it was for that reason.

“reeeaaally?” you put on your best fake ‘ohhh’ tone. “we should get going then. don’t want this beautiful scenery to go to waste.” rosaria agreed, making her way towards angel’s share, right behind you. there was nothing you could do besides smile.

a ring sounded throughout the tavern as you both entered, bringing the attention of the bartender, charles, to your two figures.

“ah, rosaria, y/n. welcome in. what can i get for you?” he gave a friendly smile, already mixing something up.

“my usual. what about you?” rosaria turned to you, leaning on the counter as she sat. her gaze wasn’t deadly, or even cold when she looked at you. she seemed dazed.

“uhh, wolfhook juice. thanks.” you pushed out one of the barstools, sitting on it and scooting in. you took a brief moment to glance at rosaria who was outlining circles with her finger on the counter wood, completely lost in something. wow, her attention span was not great at night. you decided to take your chance to speak. “something on your mind, nun?” you gave her a small smile, indicating your teasing tone in the nickname. she just blinked, looked up at charles who was bringing her her drink, and then to you.

“no. not at all.” her voice was hoarse, but she cured it with a sip of her beer. “it’s nothing.”

“are you sure? you seem unfocused.” you continued questioning her, thoughts beginning to wander through all the possible things she could be thinking about. rosaria wasn’t your acquaintance, but calling her your friend also seemed a bit off. it was more like you two were close partners, nighttime buddies. still, you couldn’t help but ask yourself if she thought more of you, wanted more of you.

“im fine. its just exhausting reciting prayers and saying ‘amen’ all day.” yeah.. was that job really best suited for her? probably not. but as long as she was content with her life, it didn’t bother you. your attention was brought back to her when she sighed after finishing her last gulp of beer. “well, it might be something else too.” she confessed. “i don’t usually experience a lot of emotion around people, but when i’m around a certain someone, my heart starts beating faster and i feel like i could go into cardiac arrest at any moment.” weird way of putting it, but okay. “it’s like they’re special. their power is making my hands sweat and my stomach turn. it makes my head ache.” she groaned quietly, and you could see that she was focused on the wood intently, trying her best to cover her face by putting a hand on either side of her head.

“that’s.. well, that’s normal. you like them. but do you mind telling me who it is?” your eyes wandered on her sitting figure, so severely hoping the next words to come out of her mouth would be ‘it’s you.’

“it’s.. i dont understand it. i think it’s you.” PRAISE BARBATOS, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! the wolfhook juice in your mouth went dry at rosaria’s sentence, and you could immediately feel the sour taste of the berries going through your tastebuds. you froze, doing nothing but staring her down. she shifted in her seat, raising one hand to glance at your reaction. her throat moved as she gulped, and she suddenly felt hot. “y/n?”

“hm?” was all you could muster out through your shock, eyes still wide from the impact of her confession. rosaria continued speaking.

“do you..” sigh. “do you feel those same things happening to you whenever you talk to me, too?” there was a hint of hope in her voice.

“i think..” you took a moment to come down from your high back to your normal state, inhaling a deep but discreet breath. your mouth and heart opened to give a response. “i think i do.”

© 2023 all rights belong to renalord on tumblr. thank you for reading. i hope you had a great time. reblogs are always appreciated.

[sussysatann]

FINALLY FINISHED CHAPTER 3

BIG SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

what the FUCK

WHY WAS MICKEY IN THE MIRROR???

WHAT

THAT WAS OMINOUS AS SHIT I DONT TRUST HIM

I NEARLY FELL OUT OF MY SEAT I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT

I'VE SEEN THE WORDS 'MICKEY THEORY' BEFORE BUT HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INSIDE JOKE??? IT'S NOT???!

ALSO AZUL'S OVERBLOT DESIGN IS MY FAVOURITE ONE SO FAR I LOVE IT IT'S SO PRETTY

THE TWINS EEL FORMS AS WELL OMG THEY LOOK SO COOL

also also Lilia and Silver haven't been properly introduced yet bUT THE TSUM TSUM EVENT-

SILVER CALLED HIM FATHER AND I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT

AGAIN

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FANDOM INSIDE JOKE TOO BUT NOPE IT'S CANON????

this game is just constantly slapping me in the face it's gonna send me into cardiac arrest one of these days

[taylorrepdetective]

As the Krie rumours instigator, i am giggling.

It was truly a lighthearted joke that was CLEARLY a joke and was not meant to misguide anyone. And it wasn't meant to turn into a monstrous creature oops...

But it was an interesting social experiment about how you should not trust everything you read online, especially on here because istg the things I've read could send a victorian child into cardiac arrest.

I have no reason to believe you are the actual Krie rumor instigator, but if so, kudos to you for accidentally creating one of my favorite amusements.

Nevertheless the rest of this message stands. I have joked many times about writing a book about my experiences here, and I think people imagine it being some sort of expanded masterpost to prove Taylor is gay, but actually a whole big chunk of it would be fandom dynamics and some of the absolutley wild stuff I’ve witnessed, much of which is only known by me and 2-7 mutuals. Because this is at least half of what’s interesting to me. And bat-shit craziness of it is what would attract a publisher, instead of the masterpost part, which has been done to death by now and yet there’s no book yet. I have learned so much about the human condition on this little corner of the internet.