#sending asks here is completely fine dw

[fatal-thoughts]

Anon here requesting a part 2 to the recent Telemachus fic. Please 🙏

(Btw- I adore your writing style! Gonna binge your fics later ^^)

Aw, tysm! A lot of yall really want a part 2 so here you go, my loves.

A Lovely Exchange P 2

P1 here

Telemachus x Reader

Synopsis: Telemachus already fights off his mother’s suitors, but what if he manages to become one? To… one of the palace’s servants?

A/N: Ya'll are hilarious in the comments of part 1, dw I hear ya'll I hear y'all loud and clear. Also, don't be shy to send me asks and even suggestions, I don't mind^^

“You like her, don’t you, son?”

Wait… WHAT??

HOW DID SHE KNOW?

Was it that obvious? 

WAIT! I DIDN’T KNOW!—

Telemachus was breaking in a cold sweat, his fists shaking as he maintained his eye contact with the ground, not wanting to face his mother.

“I-I…”

‘This is fine, this is fine! Everything will be fine. Just—just lie, right? That seems easy enough…’

He takes a deep breath.

“I… do…”

Athena he has said this once and he shall say it again, please come to his aid.

Penelope’s eyes light up upon hearing that. 

Telemachus was holding his breath so much you’d think he was about to pass out. Thankfully, his mother spoke before he turned blue.

“Good, I always knew you had the eyes for her. Honestly, son, I was just waiting for you to tell me! I always wondered why you’d often avoid Y/n, she is always so sweet and kind—mostly the reason why I favour her so much. Then I realised that's why you were avoiding her. You liked her! How adorable.”

Telemachus took a few good seconds (or more) to process his mother’s words.

Seriously? She KNEW?

And she didn’t SAY ANYTHING?

Well shit, he didn’t know he was that obvious. She could’ve spared him the embarrassment on that one but alright.

“Mom, you knew? This entire time? You KNEW?”

Telemachus asked, standing up and going through a crisis right in front of his mother. Penelope nodded with a sweet smile on her blissful face.

“Why did you not say anything?”

“I wanted to see for myself of course. And the way you spoke to Y/n earlier just proved it.”

Fuuuck he was so AWKWARD WHEN HE SPOKE TO Y/N.

Athena can turn back time, right? She's a goddess so she’s definitely capable of that right? Or maybe he can make a deal with another god just so that Y/n can forget that Telemachus ever existed.

God, he wanted to pass out so badly!!

“It’s alright son, Y/n is more than suitable to be your partner! Speaking of which, look at how beautiful the roses have blossomed this day. You sure chose a lovely girl to court, do you think this is her favourite flower? Or Is it daisies? ”

Penelope sounded so blissfully unaware as she put her hands together, excited with the idea of Telemachus and Y/n together.

“Mom! Please! I’m not even able to speak to her in complete sentences yet! Let alone be her partner right now! Y/n is…”

“Yes, my prince?”

A serene voice called out.

Telemachus froze like ice. 

His mother on the other hand immediately got up on her feet as she approached the voice.

“Y/n! Just in time, my dear. We were just talking about you.”

…Shit.

Having heard your name be called out from a distance, you decided to see where all the commotion was coming from. Soon enough, you found yourself being approached by the Queen and a very… conflicted looking Telemachus.

Did he tell his mother about what happened earlier? Is he still nervous? Why did he look so… red?

Your thoughts were put on hold as you saw Queen Penelope in front of you.

“Did you need anything, my Queen?”

You asked her, her gaze mischievously shifting from you to Telemachus for a split second.

“My son and I were just speaking of your beautiful work in the garden, my dear. You’ve outdone yourself Y/n.”

Telemachus nodded in agreement, an offputting smile on his lips and a pink hue returning to his cheeks and migrating into his ears, which he tried to hide under his hair. 

It was no surprise the flowers you grew were quite a wonderful bunch. Your father used to be the palace gardener and in his spare time, he’d teach you all of his tricks on how to take care of flowers of all kinds. And since his retirement, you unsurprisingly took over.

Hearing the Queen’s praise warmed your heart.

“In fact, you have done so well that Telemachus would love to thank you with a quaint little dinner with him! A lovely exchange isn’t it?”

A dinner? With the prince? How sweet of him, perhaps he does like you a little bit. It doesn’t explain why he’s looking at Queen Penelope in disbelief like she just betrayed him.

Because she did.

He just said that he still couldn’t talk to her in coherent sentences.

And she sets him up with her, on a date, alone, just the two of them.

This is it, he couldn’t believe it.

His mother, his own mother, wants to kill him.

There was no other explanation as to why she would EVER suggest this.

Except if she wanted to actually kill him.

“Telemachus!”

Penelope called out to him, snapping him out of his daze. He fixes from looking at her back to you, with a genuine little smile at him.

“It’s settled then, yes? You will mar—I mean, dine with Y/n tonight correct?”

The boy managed to let out an awkward and voice-cracked “Yes’.

Penelope couldn’t hide her smile at the two as she put her hands on your shoulders.

“Wonderful, You’d be a delightful daughter-in-law!”

You quickly turn your head towards her, daughter-in-law. Is she ensuing…

Meanwhile, Telemachus was for sure about to give in on his own knees.

“I mean—oh well, we shall prepare for your upcoming date now. Come along Telemachus! We have much to discuss! As for you, Y/n, I shall have a tailor for your clothes shortly. We have a special dinner to prepare!”

Penelope moves with a quick pace, dragging Telemachus by his arm which was soon to break from her force.

“AH! Mom! I almost tripped!”

“One must endure slight pain when they are in love, my son.”

“I could’ve gone limp!”

“Same thing, Telemachus. Come along now! We have much to discuss.”

It was a bit confusing, but nonetheless, the exchange brought a sweet smile to your face.

Perhaps Telemachus is a sweetheart.

Sorry if it was a bit rushed, I wanted to work on other one-shots for a bit.

(Aka I'm writing a dark romance Antinous x Reader one-shot since that man has been in my head for so long now and I need to feed my delusions)

Don't expect a part 3 to this btw, I have other fics to write.

(Like the Antinous one, I swear please just let me get this one-shot out PLEASE)

Anyway, hope you liked this one.

-Fatal-thoughts

[wolfiesmoon]

The wrong guy

teacher!Nanami x teacher!reader

so i started watching the kdrama "a good day to be a dog" recently and the ml makes me think of nanami so much it's not even funny. this fic is based on the plot!!

Warnings: drinking (but its wholesome dw), gojo

It's been about 5 months since your last breakup. You didn't really care for that ex, if you're honest. He immediately dumped you after you told him that kissing is off the table.

You could say that you are a bit unlucky when it comes to relationships and that's mostly because of that dastardly curse.

For as long as you can remember, your mom has been warning you to never ever let someone kiss you and to never kiss anyone, ever.

Otherwise you would end up like your cousin, doomed to live as a dog for the rest of his now shortened life.

It's his fault he got drunk and kissed a random girl, couldn't track her down in 100 days and didn't break the curse. But it was a pretty scary reminder of your family's curse.

Life moves on without waiting for you and there's no time to worry about your unfortunate love life in this society.

Today is another completely normal day at work. You walk to the school, greeting students along the way. The kids look awfully excited to go to school when it isn't exam season.

Youth must be fun. Especially sneaking around with your high school sweetheart.

While walking to your classroom, you run into your favourite co-worker, Gojo Satoru.

"Good morning!" He greets you smoothly, flashing you that perfect smile of his. You greet him back, always excited to see him.

"Are you free tonight? Because me and some other teachers are going drinking. Wanna come?" He asked you, and you nodded immediately. Of course you're going drinking with Gojo (and company). You could never refuse!

"Great! I'll send you the adress!" He waved you bye with a cheeky smile, going in his classroom to do homeroom.

Oh, right, you should probably be getting to that too. You can't set a bad example for your class by being late to homeroom.

You walk past the classroom where Nanami teaches and you have no idea why, but you stopped in your tracks to look at him a little.

You're not sure why, but he doesn't seem to like you at all. He always seems a bit distant and uncomfortable around you.

It kind of makes you sad. And it doesn't help at all that you constantly have to read notes about how hot he is after you confiscate them from your students.

What is up with this school and attractive teachers, anyways? Your students just barely got over Gojo and now they're thirsting over Nanami. Not that you can blame them.

You continue on, opening the door to your classroom. "Good morning!"

"Good morning, teacher!" The students shout back.

.

When you get to the meeting spot, Shoko is already waiting there. She greets you calmly.

"Hi. Uhhh..." you don't know where to go from here. It's kind of awkward just standing around and waiting for the others to arrive.

"You like Satoru, don't you?" Shoko asks suddenly, smiling at you.

"Huh?! How did you know?!"

"It's... obvious. But today's your chance. He's in a good mood when he gets drunk, you could attempt something." Shoko raised her brows.

Well, there isn't much to attempt if you can't kiss. Will a kiss-less confession work?

"Hello~" Gojo interrupted you just as you were about to answer Shoko and you jumped a little in surprise.

Nanami was standing next to him. Oh, so he invited him, too... You have a feeling this is going to get a little awkward.

While the lot of you headed to the bar, Shoko walked next to Gojo, talking to him about various things you didn't really care about.

That meant you were walking next to Nanami... in painfully awkward silence. Yikes.

"How was your day?" You asked with a painfully forced smile.

"It was fine." He answered simply, not even trying to continue the conversation. Right, you should just be quiet.

There's no use in getting buddy buddy with Nanami.

.

"Let's dig in!" Gojo grabbed the meat happily while Shoko and Nanami both immediately grabbed the bottle.

Eager to drink, aren't they...

Shoko nudged you gently. "Just wait till he gets drunk and then go in for the kiss. He likes them bold." She whispered.

You smiled and nodded awkwardly, unable to tell her why that's impossible for you.

You had loads of fun from there on out and all of you got atleast a little drunk. Turns out Shoko is more of a party animal than she lets on. Maybe you were wrong, this little get-together isn't awkward at all!

"I need some air, excuse me." Nanami bowed slightly, getting up and walking outside. Still as monotone and polite as ever when drunk, you suppose.

After about 10 minutes, Gojo's phone rang and he drunkenly excused himself to answer the call. If you weren't drunk as hell too, you would be worried about how the call will go. I mean, I doubt a professional call can go well when the other person keeps giggling and talking nonsense.

"Just goooo for itttt~" Shoko encouraged you after Gojo left your fields of vision, drunk out of her mind. To be fair, you weren't any less drunk right now, so you weren't thinking straight at all. You got up and ran off after Gojo. Who cares about a stupid phone call, you've got a man to kiss!

And there he is, on the corner behind the bar! You'd recognise that greyish blue jacket from a mile away! You cling onto him, giggling happily and he seems to call out to you.

"I love youuuu...." you slurred out, squinting your eyes at his face. Man, it's hard to see his face in the dark and with blurry vision to boot. No matter, you still know the general area of the lips.

"I wanna date youuuu.... and you should be my boyfriendddd..." you grabbed his cheeks and faintly heard his voice again. You can't make out anything he's saying right now. It's like a weird trance that your drunken determination put you in.

You pressed your lips to his, sighing. It's a weird feeling for sure, but not all that bad! Ahhh, this all feels like a dream! After a long long time, you finally got to kiss someone. And it's Gojo Satoru no less!

"What the f.... Nanamin?!"

Wait.

A shiver ran all the way from your toes to the top of your head. You looked at the direction of the voice. It's.... Gojo?! That's definitely Gojo, standing to your right and looking really surprised. But, then...

You looked back at the person who's cheeks you're currently holding to find... brown eyes staring at you. No way.

Now that you think about it, both Gojo and Nanami are wearing a greyish blue jacket. Oh no... Oh no no no no.

You sobered up almost instantly which was an out of body experience, one that you've never experienced before. Not only did you kiss the wrong guy in your drunken state, the curse also completely slipped your mind. Is it almost midnight already?! How are you going to explain this tommorow?! Why did it have to be Nanami?!

There's no time to panic, you have to get OUT OF HERE. STAT.

"I am so so so sorry!" you gently push Nanami away, running off and accidentally pushing Gojo slightly which made him stumble.

"Wait, why are you leaving already?!" Gojo called out after you but you ignored him. You have to get home to your family. Then you're safe. All you have to do is make it there before midnight or you'll turn into a dog.

Oh jeez... this innocent night which was supposed to go your way ended up becoming a nightmare.

Now you have to get Nanami of all people to kiss you while you're a freaking dog.

Still, kissing him didn't feel all that bad...

[beeseverywhen]

icons

so i’ve noticed a few ppl following me on here still have default icons and i’m not gonna block you so dw, if you are reblogging stuff/interacting or have a description or whatever, i can see you are a real person!

however, i always see overly negative posts about this and never any actually offering any advice so i’ve decided to make a post collecting together ideas for icons, in case you guys just dont know where to start (i’ve been there)

so:

i think one of these bottle caps would make a cool icon

these pies from animal crossing are also pretty cool

this (@oldwindowsicons) a blog full of old windows icons which is pretty cool. They have old style pixel ones and also newer ones from vista ect. And they collect ones from other software and games, you might find one from your childhood!!!

if you are particularly attatched to your default icon, this person (@anonymous-leemur ) makes edits of them! so they are still the same little guys but different (and very cool imo)

there are loads of other blogs dedicated to collecting icons for ppls use so see if you can find any others!

other options:

there is an icon tag! where ppl post icons theyve made for people to use

is there an artist you really like on here? send them a message and ask if you can use a piece of their art as a header/icon (many artists are completely fine with this, tho in the case of art you should always ask)

if they do commissions you can even commission a custom icon from them!

are you an artist? share some of your art with us! draw yourself an icon

particularly like a certain character? take a screenshot from a show/published comic and use that

take a photo of something you like or find a stock image/ clipart on search and use that. your icon could be your favourite fruit, an animal,  a tool you need for your job/hobby, a landscape, any other object (picture of an orange??? a fish? a paintbrush)

pretty much, the world is your oyster. there are loads of options, the general etiquette is just that if an image isnt in the public domain already (by being in a show/published comic/stock image) you check with the artist that they are cool with you using their art. if someone is posting stuff tagged as icons, they want you to use them and you dont need to ask! some artists will ask that you credit them, you can do this by making a post saying thanks to @[artist] for the icon/header

[thehollowwriter]

hiii i’m here to heal the fandom with your rollo x reader goodness :))

admittedly i don’t send in requests that often so i’m not sure how detailed or vague the prompt should be but—in true glomas fashion, how about rollo just enjoying a dance with the reader? maybe the two get lost in their own little world within the ballroom, looking into each other’s eyes as they hold each other… haha

feel free to write/add on whatever your heart desires for this one tho <3

What are you doing awake

This is cute! Dw, you asked just fine!

Summary: You and Rollo dance together during the Masquerade

Warnings: None

(Pls reblog and leave a comment ❤)

Eyes Only For You

'I should be ensuring everything is going smoothly.' Rollo's head was spinning. 'I shouldn't be dancing right now.'

He tried to get his mind back on track, to no avail. He could not tear his eyes from yours.

Every echo of chatter, every feeling over other dancers brushing against him, every visage of the crowd and the lights fell away bit by bit until it was only the two of you with eyes for no one but each other.

Those brilliant eyes of yours remained fixed on his, your eyes crinkling as you smiled a smile as bright as the sun.

Rollo's heart, beating so fast he feared it may burst from his chest, skipped a beat and his face and ears turned warm.

Your dance was slow and careful, afraid to make a mistake, glancing down at your feet and worriedly tightening your grip on him.

Rollo didn't mind. If you were to fall, he would catch you.

The two of them twirled across the dance floor in an elegant dance, completely engrossed in one another.

Quiet by nature, Rollo was unsure if he should say something about the flurry of emotions swirling inside of him. If he did, he was unsure of what to say.

He knew, however, that he felt a sense of happiness with you. A peace. A belonging.

When the music faded and the dance came to an end, you slowed to a stop and the world began to make itself known once again.

Rollo glanced around at the crowd and lights and decorations, wincing. When he felt you move away from him, his hand shot out to gently hold your wrist.

"Please," Rollo's voice quivered, just barely above a whisper. "Stay with me."

You paused for a moment. "Of course," You said, smiling at him. "I'd love to."

Rollo's heart leapt once more.

......................................

A/N: Thank you for reading! I really hope you enjoyed! I've never written Rollo before please have mercy Q-Q

[bunnieclit]

idk what else to say besides life's been fucking my fat ass lately 😻

butttt my sons been doing amazing and gaining more weighttt (he's completely fine dw just born 2 weeks before my expected due date so lil mans a tad bit below average on his body weight)

so lil update

lost 4 pounds that's it😭 since having my baby im always so hungry ive binged three times since having him and literally never feel full after ik i gotta fast to shrink my stomach back down but my bf is so persistent about me eating especially at dinner he's completely caught on to the fact that i have a problem we've gotten into several arguments recently over food around me not eating/not eating enough but i am trying harder than ever to focus on my health my mindset has changed a lot since becoming a mother of course i want to be thin again but not more than i want to be alive which is new lmaoooo

sooooo srry 4 the rant but i gotta get this shit off my mind

i feel so alone and empty when i'm home alone sooooo almost all day every day ik i gotta learn how to drive so i can have some sort of life outside of my room i sit here and just overanalyze all my relationships and every lil interaction with my bf i feel so bad bc he works sm and comes home excited to see me and the bby and im so bitter and cold for lik the first 30 minutes then snap out of it cuz literally WTF i wait around for him to get home lik a dog and by the time he gets here im in a terrible mood and for whatttttt he's so good to me and understanding :( im trying so hard to be better for him the last thing i ever want to do is push him away from me he's my world

i had a full blown breakdown on sunday when my family came to visit our bby but thank godddd i sped off to the garage before they noticed anything was wrong but me it's just since having the baby i can't even stand the way i look

me and my bf do this bs were we take pictures of each other naked looking stupid and it's never bothered me b4 we always send them back and forth when he's working but he took one on saturday and the second i saw it i wanted to puke i didn't even recognize myself i looked disgusting but i didn't make a big deal about it until sunday

it was all I could think about throughout the day i kept going back and just staring at the picture so by the time he got home i was so hurt i barely talked to him when my family got there he was being extremely standoffish and wouldn't even come into the living room where we all were which is extremely unlike him so i went over there to apologize and ask him if he was mad at me

ofc cuz he's the best bf told me no he's just confused and doesn't know why i'm acting like that i completely brokedown sobbing telling him about how the picture made me feel and i know he didn't mean any harm by it but that i just hate myself sm and don't know how he could love me looking like this but he's ofc so reassuring and supportive i felt so much better afterwards

he's way older than me so he's extremely against plastic surgery but told me last night that after we have our second child he will pay for me to get a tummy tuck bc he can't stand to see how my body is affecting me anymore

likk thank you sirrrrrr😻

[ask-garymiller]

(ooc ask)

this might seem like a weird or stupid question but is it like okay for you if a rp blog that roleplays as a character outside of the faith game sends u an ask on this blog? For example when someone roleplaying as a character from an another game/any media in general sends u an ask on here? Or even someone roleplaying as their oc? (not a faith oc but just an oc in general)

im sorry if this is again a weird/stupid question it's just that one day I wanna make an ask blog where I roleplay as my ocs and where I wanna interact with other ask/roleplay blogs, including this one and sum others faith character ask blogs cuz this game has become my new big interest, and u seem to mainly interact with other faith character ask blogs outside of anons so im scared of weirding u out by having a random oc completely unrelated to faith slide into ur asks 😭😭

im sorry that this ask is really long im not good at communicating with strangers at all

((ooc: ya both are perfectly fine!! not a weird question dw :]))

[defectivevillain]

struck by your lightning, chii

reader’s pronouns: he/him

here’s chapter one [you’ll want to read this first, otherwise this part won’t make much sense]

as i mentioned in part one, this is a chat fic and the formatting was mostly made for ao3. it’s a lil wonky here, so here’s the ao3 version if you’d prefer to read that :)

a lil recap of last chapter: you're assigned to work the red carpet at a national awards gala. there, you interview tons of celebrities, including kaminari! kaminari is super nice & you leave the event feeling exhausted, relieved, and satisfied all at once. you return home to take a light nap, only to wake up to a notification from your phone. it seems kaminari is texting you...? that's weird.

Direct Message

You: SKJNFIOE LK>BFGJSL B>GEJRHKR BLWUIFKGJ ER

Kaminari Denki: u good?

You: TOTALLY COMPLETELY FINE

Kaminari Denki: OKAY, GOOD ?

You: YEP…

You: 😶

Kaminari Denki: 😶 😶

You: sorry i didn’t believe you

You: i have to be careful with messages from unknown numbers…

You: well, you get it, i’m sure.

Kaminari Denki: ya i get it

You: also, i have something to say to you

Kaminari Denki: wassup

You: waffles are better fck u

Kaminari Denki: ur so wrong.

You: I AM ABSOTLEUYL NOT

Kaminari Denki: LMFAO YOU ABSOTLEUYL ARE

You: FUCK U

Kaminari Denki: 😘

You: hold on. hold onnnnnn.

You: how’d u get this number ??

You: pls don’t tell me my number is leaked

Kaminari Denki: nahhh it’s not leaked

____

You have to breathe a sigh of relief at that. It’s not like you’re an important public figure or anything, but the thought of anyone having access to your phone number sends shivers down your spine. You already get enough spam calls.

____

Kaminari Denki: i got ur number cuz…

Kaminari Denki: idol perks

You: you just asked my coworker, didn’t you

Kaminari Denki: yup

You: sigh…

Kaminari Denki: they told me that if i hurt you

Kaminari Denki: they’d murder me

You: gsjfdkheng3oaejk….

You: just give me a moment to scream

Kaminari Denki: …

You: ok im bck

Kaminari Denki: LOL dude ur good dw abt it 😭

Kaminari Denki: i thought it was kinda cute actually

You: unfortunately, they were dead fucking serious… they could kill a bitch

You: i wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve already killed someone, actually…

Kaminari Denki: well that’s comforting

You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You: also, congrats on the award !

Kaminari Denki: thx

Kaminari Denki: does this mean you’ll listen to my music now?

You: maybe

Kaminari Denki: hmph :/

You: why?

Kaminari Denki: why what?

You: idk. why do you care? it’s not like my listening will give you any money

Kaminari Denki: …

Kaminari Denki: cause ur cute and i like you?

You: what

Kaminari Denki: wha

You: what

Kaminari Denki: wha

You:

Kaminari Denki: welp i’m just gonna go then 🏃🏃🏃

You: no waittt

You: sorry, you just surprised me

Kaminari Denki: no one’s ever said that to you before?

You: well, i mean, yeah, but…

Kaminari Denki: who. when. where. why.

You: plssss

You: what album should i start on then

Kaminari Denki: lightning

You: oki

Kaminari Denki: tell me how u like it after ;0

You: okiii

You: alr i’m gonna go to bed

Kaminari Denki: gn (´｡• ω •｡`)

____

Kaminari: it’s been a week are you alive

____

You grimace at the notification displayed on your lock screen. Admittedly, you hadn’t meant to ignore him- time just slipped away from you. Guilt stews in your chest all the same.

____

You: no i’m definitely not

Kaminari: sooo what’d ya think

You: oh SHIT that’s what i forgot to do

You: im so sorryyyyy the agency has been running me ragged 🙏

Kaminari: don’t apologize for doing ur job,, lol

Kaminari: what are they having you do?

You: whaleeee

You: before, i was more of a local reporter

You: but since the awards, i’ve actually been interviewing other celebrities and stuff

Kaminari: oh

You: it’s weird, tbh

Kaminari: ya a lot of music folks are pretty weird

You: says you

Kaminari: oi! i’m not weird 😡

You: im jk lolll

Kaminari: you know for a reporter you have awful grammar

You: well fck u2 then

Kaminari: :P

You: people keep recognizing me now,,, it’s weird

You: like literally a girl came up to me yesterday and was like “you interviewed kaminari!!”

Kaminari: oh shit lol

You: right?

You: other than that, i’ve been good

You: hbu? you’ve probably been busy

Kaminari: nah, not that much. just writing new music.

You: oh cool

You: speaking of music

You: i really liked your album

Kaminari: rly? u listened to it?

You: ofc i did!!!! it was cool

Kaminari Denki: what was ur fave song :P

You: probably shockwave!

You: it was very heartfelt

Kaminari: yeah… i wrote that one in the midst of a breakup

You: awe :(

You: at least it made a great song, haha

Kaminari Denki: yeah, that’s a good way to think about it actually

You: 😌

Kaminari Denki: so what other music do you listen to, then?

Kaminari Denki: besides mine, obviously

You: i listen to sero’s music sometimes

Kaminari Denki: skljehgeiroljhngejlrkshg

You: have you heard of him?

Kaminari Denki: …

Kaminari Denki: yes

You:

Kaminari Denki:

You:

You: r u good?

You: u got rly weird all of a sudden

Kaminari Denki: one sec, i need to kill a bitch

You: wut

____

Direct Message

Kaminari: SERO I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

Sero Brain Cells: I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO RIP YOUR POSTER

Sero Brain Cells: IT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTTTT

Kaminari: what

Sero Brain Cells: what

Kaminari: what poster.

Sero Brain Cells: ohshit💀

Kaminari: sero. what poster.

Sero Brain Cells: ur limited edition one….? ha…… ha……

Kaminari: wow i am literally going to kill you twice

Sero Brain Cells: NO PLS SPARE ME

Kaminari: and to think that wasn’t even what i was going to talk to you about

Kaminari: damn

Kaminari: ok. focus, kaminari.

Sero Brain Cells: i swear i’ll make it up to you bro

Kaminari: you will?

Sero Brain Cells: yes just ask for a favor. any favor and i’ll do it

Kaminari: perfect. stop making music forever.

Sero Brain Cells: okay

Kaminari: nice

Sero Brain Cells: great

Kaminari: perfect

Sero Brain Cells: wait WHAT THE FUCK

Kaminari: u heard me hoe

Sero Brain Cells: wtf crawled up ur ass dude

Kaminari: i asked my friend what kind of music he listens to and he said yours

Sero Brain Cells: holy shit ur talking to that reporter?

Kaminari: HOW IN THE HELL

Kaminari: LITERALLY HOW DID YOU KNOW

Sero Brain Cells: lmfaooo

Sero Brain Cells: kami, i know all of ur other friends. bc they’re also my friends.

Kaminari: sighhhhh

Sero Brain Cells: anyway. he listens to my music?

Kaminari: -_-

Sero Brain Cells: that’s cool tbh

Kaminari: -_-

Sero Brain Cells: give him my number, will u?

Kaminari: i despise you

Kaminari: why are we friends

Sero Brain Cells: because i’m sexy and hot and funny?

Kaminari:

Sero: <3 ?

Kaminari: … <3

Sero Brain Cells: and bc i make good music? ;)

Kaminari is offline.

Sero Brain Cells: damn 💀

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Direct Message

You: u good, dude…? it's been a few days…

Kaminari Denki: definitely… dude.

You: don’t kill sero, pls? I like his music :$

Kaminari Denki: oof

You: i’m messing with you

You: although i do actually like his music a lot

Kaminari Denki: staHp

You: but i like ur music more ;)

Kaminari Denki: DSNJKGLJSNJGFKSGJLS

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Direct Message

Kaminari Denki: oh!! also!!! i completely forgot- u left ur placard on the red carpet the other day

You: oh FUCKKKKKK MEEEEE

Kaminari Denki: i mean if you insist

You:

Kaminari Denki:

You:

Kaminari Denki: [placard.jpg]

[placard.jpg]: A picture of the ever-familiar placard that you had at the red carpet. The back is filled with your rampant scribblings and notes. It’s hardly legible once you really look at it. Upon closer investigation, there’s a note in glittery gold ink at the bottom with a cute doodle of a Pikachu. Evidently, that was Kaminari’s doing.  

You: AKSJHGSDJSHJKHJS THANK YOU FOR SAVING IT

You: omfg that would’ve been so bad if someone else had gotten ahold of it…

Kaminari Denki: yeah some of these notes are hilarious, dude

Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Ground Zero anything. Ever.”

You: NOOOOOO you weren’t supposed to see that

Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Shoto about his father,” is a rly good one actually

You: oh goddddd pls spare me

Kaminari Denki: dude it’s okay calm down

Kaminari Denki: do u want it back

You: yeah ig

You: wouldn’t want to leak industry secrets 🙄

You: since u have it… can u just mail it to me

Kaminari Denki: don’t have ur address

You: well i’ll just give it to you then, dude

Kaminari Denki: i don’t have postal

You: wut 😶

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Direct Message

Kaminari: DUDE HELP MEEEEE

Kaminari: SOS SOS SO FUCKING S

Sero Brain Cells: what’d u do this time

Kaminari: so yk how the cuteass reporter dropped his placard and i picked it up

Sero Brain Cells: u did??? dawg ur whipped 💀

Kaminari: THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT

Kaminari: but anyway i texted him abt it today and he said i could just mail it to him

Kaminari: but!! i was hoping to see him again and obv i didn’t want that to happen

Sero Brain Cells: and????

Kaminari: and… [textconvo.screenshot]

Sero Brain Cells: oh i know you did nottttt

Kaminari: I PANICKED AND SAID I DIDN’T HAVE POSTAL

Sero Brain Cells: yeah,,,, i can see that…..

Kaminari: I'M SO DONE

Sero Brain Cells: dude no ur not

Kaminari: wut

Sero Brain Cells: this is ur chance!!!!!! u can get him to hang out w u by offering to give him the placard thingy

Kaminari: have i ever told u that ur a genius

Sero Brain Cells: not enough, evidently

Kaminari: WELL UR A GENIUS

Kaminari is offline.

Sero Brain Cells: well, ty

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Direct Message

Kaminari Denki: oi i have an idea

You: what’s up

Kaminari Denki: abt the placard

You: yes?

Kaminari Denki: ur agency’s near that one cafe right

You: espressobeanz? yes

Kaminari Denki: i can meet u there tmrw

You: um what

Kaminari Denki: ?

You:

Kaminari Denki:

You: wait what

Kaminari Denki: what?

You: idk, just… don’t you have more important things to do

Kaminari Denki: not rly

You: ok…

Kaminari Denki: plus i wanna hang out :(

You: ohhhh oki

You: wait holup holdup

You: the cafe is kinda public… r u gonna be ok

Kaminari Denki: why wouldn’t i be

You: idk don’t you get mobbed in public whenever people recognize you

Kaminari Denki: i mean yeah but it’s fine

You: u sure?

Kaminari Denki: yep!

You: okiii sounds like a plan then

Kaminari Denki: cool

You: i get off work at 3pm so let’s just meet then?

Kaminari Denki: 👍

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Direct Message

Kaminari: omfg sero ur forgiven for ripping my poster

Sero Brain Cells: HOORAY

Kaminari: im meeting w him tomorrow Ψ(`_´ # )↝

Sero Brain Cells: niiiiice!!

Kaminari: i'm so scared

Sero Brain Cells: what why

Kaminari: i'm scaredddd

Sero Brain Cells: okay okay don’t freak out

Sero Brain Cells: have you picked out an outfit?

Kaminari: nope

Sero Brain Cells: okay so here’s what we’ll do. I’ll meet u at ur place tn and i’ll help u pick out something to wear

Kaminari: and i’ll order food

Sero Brain Cells: YES NOW U GET IT

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You throw your phone on the couch and bury your head in your hands. Your heart is racing at the thought of seeing Kaminari again. You have to pause and take a deep breath to calm yourself down. Thankfully, you have the rest of today to spend freaking about and picking out ten different outfits that you’ll never wear.

As for right now, though… It’s time to distract yourself. You pull up a Youtube video and resolutely pretend not to think about your date tomorrow.  

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chapter 3

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thx for reading <33333

tagging: @tejas-kris​ and @felmierr​ :0 

[doseintox]

hi! i'm dose! welcome to my intox blog :D i'm 22 and a flavor of boy somewhere between femme and otter, and i'm into alcohol and weed intox ^^ i like beople of all genders but i have a heavy lean towards guys/masculine people. i'm acespec in some way and a sub-leaning switch

there's more about me under the readmore but if you're here for kandyco1 stuff:

i have a MEGA folder of a bunch of his videos and stuff. it's not a lot, around 25 files atm. ask for the link (either off anon or in dm) and i'll give it to you! please have your age in your bio!! it's probably nowhere near complete but i don't really have a lot to work with... if you have anything that i don't feel free to send it to me and i'll add it! not at all required to get the link 👍

if you're still here. hi :] sorry this is really long on mobile i ramble sometimes (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

i have a whole closet full of kinks but the ones that intersect with intox more are piss/omo, burping, feedism, somno, corruption, forcemasc/roachification. all of these will be tagged when i remember so you can filter them if needed

sometimes i get skittish with sex stuff and i'm genuinely really naïve about like. everything. so try to be halfway decent to me please :( or corrupt me idk-

i'm not great at talking to people in general and i have brain salad diseases (mentally ill + neurodivergent) so like. please be patient with me T_T

that being said my asks and dms are open for everyone!! i like masculine pet names (including pup/puppy, piggy, and bunny) and whatever names you wanna use for my chest and pussy, doesn't really matter as long as you understand that i'm a man

i don't mind who follows and interacts with me as long as:

your blog isn't empty (change your icon at least)

you have your age in your bio (and you're not a minor) (just "adult" is fine too)

you're not attracted to only women (i am a man) if you're bi or whatever dw you're fine

you don't infantilize me

i can and will block at my discretion but normal blogs are safe

fun facts!

i'm an artist that's been drawing for basically my entire life ^^ outside of required art classes in grub school i'm self taught!

because of that i've been developing a multiverse and a shitton of characters (~150 so far, not including alternate universe versions) for a full decade straight that i'm Very passionate about. i have a few intox ocs that i'll post about from time to time but i could ramble on about ANYTHING about ANY of the story if i had the chance

i have so many issues. sooooo many issues. beware me if you hate people with issues /hj

[bansept]

2 + Ichihime pls?

2 - light angst Ichihime

I was already answering this one when you sent the ask hehe

Thank you for the asks! It's usually better to send an ask rather than answer the list, so that it won't be too confusing for me haha (I'm answering this one, the others will come later dw)

Spoilers for the anime only! Do not read if you don't like spoilers!

TW : injuries, violence, overall effect of war, major character injured

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The seireitei was buzzing in agitation, shinigamis from all squads running around to retrieve wounded soldiers, if necessary tending to their most urgent injuries on the battlefield while others were sent out to eliminate all remaining threats. The impact of powerful attacks had detached huge blocks of dense stone from the once mighty towers of the first division barracks, massive parts of rubble serving as cover to hope to tend to the people fighting.

Although Ichigo and Renji had defeated Ywach with Aizen, things were not truly over. Many of the lasting Quicies sought revenge, attacking without care, hoping to take advantage of the dire state of the two men. Chad was back with Ginjo, pushing the enemy away themselves to help cover the two exhausted men. Behind them stood Rukia and Orihime, the petite woman holding on to her friend, using a few of her kaido techniques to heal the biggest wounds.

"Can't believe these guys are still going at it even when their leader died... Give it a rest, would you?!" Ginjo shouted after sending one last sand attack, panting heavily. Renji growled at his side, brushing his armband against his temples to shake the sweat off.

Ichigo hurried to the back, the wounds on his feet from the traitorous bait Ywach placed during their fight long forgotten when he saw how heavily wounded Orihime was. It seemed like she was only sporting a few scratches at first, but with a closer look, a bone seemed to be popping out of her hip, as well as possibly sprained ankles and wrists.

"Inoue! Is she still fine?" He asked hurriedly, Rukia's face wincing at the loud voice.

"She needs to go to the Squad 4 barracks. I can't heal her very well here. And she's completely exhausted from healing all of us before herself..." Rukia answered, grumbling the last part. Orihime really was overly selfless at times.

Ichigo nodded, sheathing Zangetsu back before leaning down, crouching on the floor to place very careful hands on the young woman laying. He slowly settled her in his arms, mindful to avoid any brush of her injuries against his clothes, knowing the rubbing would only add more suffering.

The barracks were full, people shouting, chatting, crying and mindlessly staring at the blank walls. Some were on auto-pilot, not stopping for a time to think, only focusing on healing. Some others were too affected by the prominent smell of death and blood to be able to do anything. Ichigo was immediately recognized, and he manically asked for anyone to take care of his friend.

He waited for what felt like hours outside the room she was taken in, refusing any kind of treatment a kind soul might be offering him. How could he think of him when his friend, when Orihime was so beaten up? The vision of her unconscious form laying limply on a bed, ashen face, and battered skin made his skin crawl and a cold sweat trickle down his spine. His calloused hands rubbed together, then on his knees. No, he couldn't bare to think about it a minute longer. But he had to.

"Kurosaki!" An intern called from the inside of the room, and Ichigo felt his legs spring into action, standing up so fast he felt light-headed.

"Is she alright?" Was the only question he asked, the only one that mattered. The shinigami in front of him nodded with a small smile.

"Yes, sir. We've managed to heal most of her wounds, with only a few scratches and sour spots left. We have a lot of other people to tend to, so we figured Inoue would be able to heal the few remaining wounds she has when she wakes up."

Ichigo thanked the man before entering the room. True enough, Orihime was laying in bed, the covers up to her chin raising up and down with her breathing. Most of the bruises and swelling he saw before were gone, only leaving smooth skin and some clean bandages. The young man sat by her side, pulling the small chair under him. The noise must have woken the patient up, as Orihime's eyes fluttered open.

"K... Kurosaki?" She asked in a small voice, and Ichigo felt like crying in relief.

"I'm here. You're alright."

"Where... Am I?" Orihime tried to look around the room, but her tired body seemed to catch her before she could sit up, and she plumped her head against the pillow again.

"Squad 4 barracks. I brought you here, Rukia couldn't do much to heal you out there." At the mention of their friend, Orihime's eyes widened in fear. Ichigo placed a light hand on her forearm. "Don't worry, I've heard the fighting has stopped. Nobody is in immediate danger anymore. Rukia and the others are on the field to help evacuate the injured. "

Orihime relaxed at his words, ease, and fatigue calming her body.

"That's... amazing..." She smiled, radiant but worn out. But her eyes refused to shut just yet. "Will... You please stay for the night?"

Ichigo felt his cheek light up, a deep crimson heating up his face as he coughed a little before answering in a whisper.

"Of course... You should rest now, Inoue."

[asumofwords]

Uhm I hope this isn't too triggering but I'm sending this out to remind everyone that sf&a is just a fic! a fanfic that is! I've seen so many asks who are in massive denial because of the ending and many who can't cope with the story finally ending (which is concerningly a lot) , I know most of them are lighthearted unlike mine cause I've almost relapsed due to the emptiness I felt, but luckily I didn't go through with it, And I'm just sending this to people who are in the same mental state as me before they do anything to remind them that this is just a fanfic!!

You can delete this if it makes you uncomfortable and oh please dont feel like it's your fault, it really isn't, some people are mentally unstable (like me) and it's just that after so much emotional investment, a fic you dearly loved ending can take a toll on people's mental health!!!

I've been here since april, so yeah, quite a while !!

Dw I'm completely fine now and able to think rationally but yeah the past few hours made me go through 5 stages of grief.

I am giving you the biggest of hugs 🥺🥺🥺

[phosphorus-noodles]

i have no brainpower rn sjdflkjs i'll look at it for real tomorrow!! have some random number generator prompts /silly

18, 43, 1, 3?

HEHE HIYA :D

dw about it hfjdsf,, i'm just a vampire that must be invited to talk about my own au /hj

1. What’s the lie your character says most often?

"I'm fine." (only half joking)

I feel like Oli would lie about where he's going a lot... like-

"where are you going, son" "to the gardens!" (<- going to steal snacks from the kitchens)

"what are you doing" "just heading to the village!" (<- going to pester the servants relentlessly)

"any plans for tonight?" "ohh, just staying here and doing some reading!" (<- going to sneak off to see joel) (he has full permission to do this and has no reason to lie)

Joel just hides things from people by default (his parents Did That™️ to him) so any question will be deflected automatically 👍

3. How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

I mean... depends who they're talking to? There are definitely Tells and if someone knows the tells and they're making no effort to hide the tells then the other characters will definitely know. Like one of Oli's tells is that if he gets anxious or stressed he'll shapeshift on accident, so if you're talking to him and his speaking and facial expression are completely normal but then he suddenly has mouse ears then. Hm. /lh

18. Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

Already answered this one, but fun fact: did you know that neither of them live to be eighteen years old? :)

43. What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

OHH ALL SORTS OF THINGS...

When they first met there was so much bias dhfjdf- like "you're windarian and even though I know nothing else about you I already know that you're awful and probably did something terrible and I'm not gonna talk to you >:(" and "you're mezalean therefore you HATE me for no good reason so I'm going to hate YOU because YOU hate ME! >:("

And then it slowly transitions to "... wait, but- you're actually funny? and talk to me? and aren't some kinda creepy monster like I thought?" and "huh... maybe you're not all selfish jerks, you're actually super sweet..."

They still get cultural things wrong sometimes, which is to be expected when your entire life so far has been thinking the worst and never actually bothering to learn things oops-

Oli's response is usually "ah- whoops! I'll keep that in mind because this shame is unbearable and I cannot let it happen again ^^"

Joel just... wilts a little inside when he messes up. He's trying so hard to be better and fix things between kingdoms, so mistakes make him very very sad :(

(Ask game! Send me things please <3)

[jefferythejelly]

oh my gosh.. I am an idiot, although i was planning to send you an ask it wasn't supposed to be this one (although i still mean that you're amazing), wellp everything has to happen at least once, doesn't it. I'm very sorry for that, I'm so embarrassed I'm going into my corner now...

of course i wanted to ask if i could be in your inbox and bother you a little bit here and there^^ I'm also not really comfortable to come off anon so i completely get your reasons!! i would honoured to just stay be your anon -🐈

aw yeah ur totally fine dw about it! ur totally welcome to just be in my inbox :]

[seelestia]

oh goodness. i apologize this is late my brain has been VERY SCRAMBLED AS OF LATE 🫠🫠 anywayss tyy,,im still suffering from social stress actually so :/ not much i can do abt it. also i hope ayato ended up pampering u after all that as well shfjwjjdw (he did right-) but yes! i do prefer more quiet and intimate just to be with bedo tbh,,i just love how observant and attentive he is to my needs. gosh he's so sweet. i gib him all the kithes. ~Lycoris

NOOO, LY, YOUR BRAIN ISN'T EGGS! DON'T LET THE WORLD SCRAMBLE IT D; (yk bcs scrambled eggs?? fjkskfs, cyno told me it'd "guarantee" cheering you up a little 🫂 /lh)

social stress sucks, especially if the source is school since you're surrounded by people most of the time there <//3 is there any routines that you can do to help ease the stress out when you're there?? like having some 'me time' during recess, etc. i hope it gets better soon for you, ly! :(

here's some modern!au at school with your selfships that i thought of. wishing this can help lift your spirits for a bit! <3

albedo who offers you his hand and leads you to the rooftop so the two of you can take some time away from the crowds together. sometimes, he even locks the door to the rooftop from the outside to prevent people from intruding. it's fine, they'd probably just think that the rooftop is "closed for the day" (when it really is just him /lh). don't worry, according to albedo's words, "this is completely legal and it guarantees privacy."

(bonus: albedo who always reserves a corner in every piece of paper he has to sketch you. when you flip through his notebook, there's just a doodle of you on the bottom right of each page. "i'm afraid it's become a habit i don't wish to get rid of," he admits. how can he say that with such a pretty smile on his face.)

cyno who likes putting your hands into his pockets or his hands in your pockets. as long as he can hold your hands and there's pockets, he doesn't mind either. cyno says that he does this "because it feels nice", but it's probably so he can bury his face on your shoulder and fall asleep. if people send you weird looks, he'll shoot those back tenfolds. this guy is a loyal bodyguard!

tighnari who lends you his notes without even needing you to ask for them. strangely enough, you're surprised to find out that he drew smiley faces and adorable flowers as decorations. tighnari claims it's "to make the notes more immersive", but the unspoken truth is that he looks forward to see the way you smile when you see those doodles. you and only you get to see these notes, after all <3

gorou who likes preparing packed lunches or homemade bentos for you. it's no hassle at all, he really enjoys preparing these for you! knowing that he is doing something for you fills his chest with pride and affection. no, no, he definitely doesn't try his hardest to make sure the tiny whiskers on the bunny-shaped onigiris look good. not at all! (/lh)

ofc, your vibes are super wholesome! OH AND now that i think abt it, you also remind me of collei! it's most likely because of the recent windblume event where collei visited mondstadt and both she + sucrose were the representatives of us introverts 😭 oh, idk if you're a genshin player, but do tell me! if you do tho, which five-stars do you currently have?? is— is albedo one of them. (/lh) and if you don't play genshin, that's totally A-okay, dw! ;D

aaaa, ty! i find that i channel a lot of bubbly puppy energy, hehe. it kinda fits because i'm like a puppy who loves nudging my f/o's how with ayato as a spoiled fox / cat, and scara is a grumpy and hissy cat. i'm actually torn abt heizou but i think he might be an energetic chinchilla or smth. (/lh)

i couldn't find a sophibedo art but i found a pretty one for HOWLBEDO. HEHEHHE >:3c

sophibedo may not be as feisty as sophie, but he just can be stubbornly curious and humble at the same time !! just imagine sophibedo being stubborn and staring at you unrelentingly... yk, when someone is trying to be intimidating but they just end up looking cute instead, jfjejkdkkwek.

AWWW, THANK YOU, LY! it always makes me super happy to know that others enjoy my works, especially you (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) (/g) i love writing banters with scara because he's so annoying it makes me wanna throw a pillow at him (/aff) and heh, i hope you can feel the liddol serotonin boost rushing thru you when you look at bobas and get reminded of me and 'yato! ;D

dw, tighnari flicks you just to pull you closer the next second. what an underhanded trick (/lh)

eating popcorn as i watch a bunny trying to provoke a fennec fox and gets gently flicked with the poofy tail. (/lh) which reminds me that tighnari canonically takes care and grooms his tail really well! does he let you lay your head on it sometimes?? maybe, even snuggle it??? that sounds like the softest makeshift pillow you'll ever get 🤭

and i can see that the general mahamatra is a clingy one, judging by how he's hanging off of your arm rn. (/lh) A SMOL BUNNY THAT DOESN'T NOM NOM ON CARROTS... what a fascinating little floof! would you eat cookies if they're carrot-shaped. (/j) also, random but why do i have the feeling that cyno dislikes veggies and tries to avoid them sneakily at the dinner table—

"oh?" the expression on tighnari's face was nothing short of amused. he placed a hand on top of your head, an act that would've been considered offensive if done to a species with animalistic ears on their head like the forest ranger himself — but he knew you were an exception. and so, with gloved fingers, tighnari ruffled your hair gently as he huffed an affectionate sigh, "i didn't think you'd admit to being a brat so quickly."

("you're going to keep this up, aren't you? oh, i can tell my sanity is in danger already," he facepalms. but you have the feeling that he doesn't sound as serious as he makes himself out to be.)

i feel like tighnari can be so cheeky in private and i fear for you, ly. what if you turn to goo again, no— (/lh) JFKSKSKS BOTH YOU AND GOROU ARE SO WHOLESOME. like so cute scara tells me he's gonna puke just looking at the two of you scara, be nice. (don't mind his analogy, that just means your cuteness as a couple is thru the roof /aff) 🤭

dw, heizou gave me compensation in the form of hanging from my arm the whole day and treating me to stuff. i'm more amused by it tho, in a "now ik you talk to animals like a reporter and i'm never gonna live it down" way, hehehe. yeahhh! we're all just a bunch of nerds having drinks and checking out the books we bought. it's a book club atp (/j)

i personally think scara would be sorta interested in going to a lego store for some reason LMAOAOAO

oooo, somewhere artsy! any specific places in mind? my first thought is pottery classes for some reason fjkekdkk. oh, how chaotic that'd be! i think cyno might get frustrated when his clay plops and he just goes, "this is just a minor obstacle in my path to making the best pottery ever." he starts going there everyday afterwards. cyno can be childishly competitive like that. tcg??? no, pottery. (/j)

AWW, THAT'S SO CUTE. let me tell you this right here and now, cyno would be so proud of that apron! like super proud, the 'i'm gonna make excuses just to wear this' type of proud. embarrassed? what do you mean, embarrassed? the general mahamatra doesn't know the definition of shame, it's something his bunny made him and he's gonna cherish it till the end of time. people who disagree can file their complaints to the akademiya, smh. (/lh)

as long as you and cyno don't start a flour fight and the kitchen is all right in the end, it's all good. i'm sure tighnari and albedo agree with me (/j) btw, ly, how would you rank your boys in the kitchen?? >:3c

if it were me, i'd rank mine like this (hehe):

1. scara !! surprised or not, he's canonically good at cooking and i find that funny in a cute way he gets so offended when others look so shocked like since when does people with an attitude can't cook?? (/lh). more civil in the kitchen too because "there're places to pick a fight and it's not here, you idiot."

2. heizou !! his cooking skills may not be as impressive as scara's, but i'd say sufficient enough <3 he makes good sandwiches for a quick picnic break! but likes whining that his arms are 'sore' so his 'knight in shining armor (me)' to help him out, hmph. (/aff)

3. ayato !! he can't cook and should not be allowed in the kitchen. i swear, 'yato views the kitchen as a laboratory because instead of making edible food, he puts stuff into the pot like a witch brewing potions 😭 banned from the kitchen forever. (/j)

and dw abt chonking off the brainrot! you can even take a break in the middle of it >:) my inbox is here to stay and i don't want you to feel like you have to answer all of them in one sitting. take your time! ;D 🫂 (/gen)

heheee, good! i'm glad to see you feeling a bit better after a break (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾o＾) oooo, boba and cookies 'n cream! why is it so cute that boba and oreos happen to be round-shaped, hdjjejfke. ayato added that he thinks you're cultured for your likes 🤭 also, idk why but i always feel like snickerdoodles are the face of cookies?? like when people say cookies, they just come to my mind first! (/pos) + maybe snickerdoodles are a comfort food/pastry for you?? that's really cute, it reminds me of hot chocolate and resting by the hearth during winter (>_<) what's your fav season btw, ly?? >:3c

blueberry muffins and ice cream croissants make my taste sound too fancy for some reason, i swear, i'm a simple gal because desserts aside, sandwiches with extra chicken slices in them make me vv happy too— (/lh)

DON'T WORRY, i can fix the inbox's door right back up with ayato's money !! (/lh)

PINKBEDO FOR THE WINNNN. ly, instead of albedo, let's just call him strawbedo 🤭 atp, his pretty blonde hair is just a canvas for anyone to put any colors on. it's just too paintable for its own good (/aff)

i bet klee will love strawbedo sm she'll start telling him to lean down so she can give him a pat!! this is so cute. klee and ly 🤝 strawbedo lovers <3

[mel-ender-eye]

Hehe, yeah I know I'm not very interactive when it comes to liking posts or something like that but- I wish I could at least appear here on your blog both for that and for showing that I have a great affection for you! And I'm very happy to hear that, it's good news to know that everything is going well for you!! Also- deserves, buddy! And I just tried to reciprocate a little bit of my affection, you are always very kind and lovely when you send me an ask so.. I wanted to at least do the same somehow! I love you more and thank you a lot!!! I wish you the best as well, mate/p!💖

(Dw! It's completely fine, I understand you :DD)

(Oh, that's great to know! I'm very glad you don't mind about it :])

Hey Ryan! Hru? How's your day going?? :DDD

I know I'm very late for this but I wanted to wish you a happy and blessed birthday, hope you celebrate with lots of love and affection, hope you be very happy and continue to be this wonderful person that you are! Hope God enlighten and bless you always, and count on me whenever you need it even though we don't have that much contact! I love you a lot, with affection I wish you a big virtual hug and that you have such a wonderful and beautiful day/night, mate/p!!! Love youuu💛

(Sorry if you're not religious or something and I offended you with that, it's just that I usually do that with everyone so.. I'm just so sorry if you didn't like it :'] )

Hi Mel!! So great for you to drop by!! Things are going great thank you!!! And thanks for the birthday wishes!! This is so sweet of you to send Mel , i love you to!! i wish you the best!! <<333 💖💕💕💓💗💗💖

(and sorry for the short response lol-)

(Also dw, I dont mind it at all ^_^)

[incorrectswancrossing]

hi! idk if i should send this here or to your main blog but figured i'd start here because it's swan crossing related: i've seen you mention a swan crossing discord a couple times and i was wondering if you still had a link for it? i'd love to join y'all! 💖

yeah i do!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll send it to you through an ask! :D

[softxsuki]

Bakugo with a shy and anxious crush one shot. He scared her once and won’t do it again, now feeling really protective of her. :D

Bakugou with Shy and Anxious Reader

Pairing: Bakugou x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Minor violence (?), anxiety/panic attack, mild language, mentions of death (no actual death though, dw)

Genre: uhhhhhh angst to fluff, comfort ? IDK

Post-Type: One-Shot

Word Count: 2.9k

Summary: In which you have a crush on Bakugou and he’s out on a mission. Things go wrong though and you remember the day you first met him an dhow your feelings and relationship with him have changed. You worry for his safety and regret not expressing your feelings for him sooner. (How do you write summaries? I suck at it PLS EFKJFAJ)

[A/N: Thank you for this request anon! I hope it lives up to your expectations. I really went overboard and created a whole scenario that you didn’t ask for, but I hope this is fine! It’s currently 2am and I feel bad about not updating for over a week, so here we are. It’s been a crazy week with having to take my puppy to the vet and having my mom drag me around town with her. Guys, writing is so hard. Trying to find the motivation to write it HARD. But once I get started, I can’t stop LOL. Also, I just realized that most of my work ends with them falling asleep, a girl be tired PFFFF. I should work on that...Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy :D.]

The whole class was surrounding the television in the common room, watching the scene before you unfold. Bakugou, Midoriya, and Todoroki had all been called in for a special mission, but things got messy quickly. You were sitting between Kirishima and Mina on the couch, your legs bouncing up and down as your nerves spiraled out of control. Come on Bakugou, come back now, please. Your eyes pleaded with the blond on the screen who was fighting his hardest against the villain with Midoriya and Todoroki backing him up. 

You would have laughed if someone told you you’d be worrying for the blond, crimson eyed man who once scared the life out of you. Someone like you who was shy and just a bubble of anxiety--the complete opposite of Bakugou, yet you slowly became very fond of him. 

It was only three months ago when he had scared you for the first and last time. He was having a particularly bad day when it was time to group up for training. You’d never really encountered the spiky haired blond face to face before, only sticking to admiring him from far away since you were too shy to ever speak to him. You had the biggest crush on Bakugou and would silently watch him strive to be the greatest hero, but that day was the first time you had been paired up with the hot head, and saying you were nervous was an understatement. His usual nonchalant expression was already in a grimace as a vein in his head threatened to pop--he was beyond upset. 

You weren’t the greatest fighter to begin with; similarly to Tamaki, you were timid and holed up within yourself, so having to face Bakugou who radiated confidence and anger in that moment was terrifying. With shaky legs, you took your stance, ready to attempt to face him, but Bakugou was already flying at you with sparks coming out from his palms.

“DIE!” he yells inches away from you now.

You usually trained with one of the other girls since just being around another girl made you feel more comfortable, but they never went too hard on you. Seeing a seething Bakugou inches from sending explosions straight at you had you frozen in place. Forgetting all the training you had learned thus far, you just stared shakily into his crimson eyes, stuck like a deer in headlights. 

You expected the impact of the explosions to hit you, so you shut your eyes to prepare for it, but you only felt a blast of heat roll past your head as something behind you exploded. You opened your eyes to see Bakugou inches away from your face, huffing and puffing from the move. 

You stumble back onto your butt, and grip your chest in relief. You take a moment to try and catch your breath that you didn’t even realize you were holding the whole time that he was flying towards you. 

“Why the hell didn’t you move?” Bakugou questions you, clearly annoyed. 

You look up at him with wide eyes; it was the first time he had ever talked to you directly. Your heart was hammering in your chest, not only from the actions that just took place, but also because your crush was speaking to you. 

“I- I wa-” 

“Spit it out!” he yells at you again, making you jump a little.

Admiring this man from afar and seeing him up close, directing his screaming at you were two completely different things; you couldn’t exactly say that you enjoyed him yelling at you. 

His patience was running thin. He was rushing to train to let out some pent up stress and anger, but you weren’t exactly helping him. He quickly swoops his hand down to help you back on your feet, but you draw back even farther, flinching at his quick movements. 

His heart skips a beat and you see his face fall a bit at your reaction.

“I- I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to do that, I just didn’t expect that...that’s all,” you explain with your head hung low. 

“I wasn’t going to blast you. I’m not that low where I’d finish off an opponent that’s already down,” he says, this time slowly reaching his hand out for you. 

You gladly take it as he helps you back up on your feet. You brush yourself off and take a few deep breaths. 

“Don’t just stand there like a statue next time like an idiot. That’ll get you killed if this was a real fight,” he mumbles as he walks off, seemingly calmer than when he first arrived. 

Since that day, the day you faced your crush for the first time, your crush on Bakugou just grew even stronger and Bakugou seemed to take you under his wing. He claimed you were “too weak” and needed to be taught how to become confident in a fight, so he took  responsibility and taught you himself. 

After seeing you look at him with fear in your eyes and just watching you stand there, ready to be overcome by him, he felt oddly protective of you--as if he needed to make sure that you could take care of yourself...and he just wanted to watch over you. 

You didn’t realize that Bakugou had his own complicated feelings for you before the day you both trained together. He had noticed you before that day many times and saw how timid you were. He knew your quirk was amazing, you just didn’t have the confidence to use it properly. He felt bad about giving you a terrible first impression, but he promised himself that he’d never have you look at him like that again. Never again. 

He’d always pair up with you during training, so he could teach you a few special moves and get you out of your shell. Though you were a woman, he never held back, he wanted you to become as strong as you possibly could, so him holding back wouldn’t help you at all. 

You both grew incredibly close and became great friends and training buddies, despite wanting to become something more than friends with him.

Images of the first time you met Bakugou flashed in your mind as you watched him fight on the TV. Though only three months have passed, he had already improved significantly, and would probably continue to improve so long as he could. You looked around at everyone who seemed to be enjoying watching the three men fight on the news with the villain who had made himself known that day. You couldn’t help but be worried though, you’d always worry for him--the man who had your heart and didn’t even know it, the man who always made you feel safe, the man who helped you grow tremendously in terms of your fighting skills. 

You’re dragged out of your thoughts as everyone in the room gasps as the news camera man is pushed over and the camera is now pointed at the sky as screams of terror are heard. Smoke and fire can be seen in frame along with a few heads of people running by the toppled camera.

“Woah, looks pretty messy,” Kaminari cuts into the silence.

“Do you think we should go in and help?” Yaoyorozu asks the class.

“No! Aizawa Sensei specifically told us to not butt in, so the class will remain here. No exceptions. Midoriya, Todoroki, and Bakugou are fully capable of dealing with this,” Iida instructs while waving his hands around.

The class continues to talk between each other but you’re silent. Heart beating heavily in your chest as your eyes refuse to leave the screen, hoping and praying that you’d somehow catch a glimpse of Bakugou’s blond hair or hear his screaming or blasts--anything. Anything that would reassure you that he was okay.

“He’s down! He’s not moving!” you hear a man scream on the TV and then someone steps on the camera and the screen goes black. 

Your heart almost stops beating, and you’re on your feet in an instant heading for the door. You don’t even grab your shoes as you throw the door open, but a strong hand grabs you and pulls you back inside. 

You hear ringing in your ears and you feel almost numb, aside from the feeling of big hands now on your shoulders shaking you a bit. You see Kirishima in front of you, both hands on your shoulder, signaling that he’s the one who grabbed you; his mouth is moving but you can’t hear anything he’s saying. 

Your mind is on one thing and one thing only--Bakugou. Was he okay? Who was down? Who wasn’t moving? Why did Bakugou of all people have to be called for this mission? Why did you have to be stuck in the dorms as he was out fighting a villain? Why why why? 

“Y/N! Look at me!” you finally hear Kirishima say.

Your eyes snap to him as you try and collect yourself. 

“It’s best to wait here. It’s too dangerous to go running to where they are now in your state,” Kirishima states while looking down at your hands.

You follow his eyes and notice that your hands are trembling, so you firmly place them at your side to keep them still.

“I’m fine. I need to see him.”

You attempt to move past him after freeing yourself from his grip, but he’s too fast and once again gently grabs your arm to stop you from moving any further. 

“Please Y/N, you’re not thinking straight right now. They’re fine. Bakugou is fine. He told me to watch over you while he’s gone. He’s probably already on his way back now.”

Your heart lurches at his words. Bakugou told him to watch over you for him while he was gone? While he was gone...what if he never comes back? What if this morning was the last time you ever got to see him alive and breathing? 

“What if he’s not okay?!” you burst out, tears now blurring your vision as they burst from your eyes, “What if he’s the one laying, unmoving there on the cold ground waiting for help!”

That shuts Kirishima up along with the rest of the class who are just watching you with worry in their eyes at your outburst. This was unlike you, you were the shy girl--the one who hardly spoke up, yet here you were screaming and acting out.

Your mind replays all the moments you had with Bakugou, causing your breathing to speed up at the thought that you may never see him again. 

“I can’t...breathe…” you struggle to say through your gasps for air as your hands grip your chest and you fall to the ground.

You were full on sobbing and hyperventilating at this point. Your vision was getting spotty as tingles shot up throughout your whole body from the lack of oxygen. No matter how much air you tried to take in, it felt like you couldn’t breathe. You thought you were going to pass out or pass away--one of the two.

You didn’t even have a chance to tell Bakugou how you felt about him. Please come back. Come home. Come to me, please Bakugou. I need you. 

You felt Kirishima and Mina come over to rub your back and try to calm you down before you make yourself pass out. 

Your head was face first on the floor as you rock yourself back and forth, still clutching your chest in both agony of possibly having lost Bakugou, and feeling like you couldn’t breathe. The buzzing in your ears returned, drawing out the voices of everyone trying to comfort you.

It felt like hours had gone by, though only a few minutes had passed of everyone trying to calm you down. Your whole body felt like it was vibrating from the tingling and your chest hurt from your hyperventilating and embarrassing sobs that just wouldn’t stop. 

You didn’t even hear the front door burst open, or hear the sound of heavy boots run your way until you felt bulky arms pull you up into a broad chest. The familiar scent of burnt caramel filled your nose and you jolt back to look at whoever had pulled you into their arms. 

You found yourself looking into those familiar crimson eyes that you loved so much. 

“Bakugou?” you cry as even more tears come pouring down, “I thought I lost you...”

“You can’t get rid of me that easily dummy,” he chuckles while pushing your head back into his chest as he pulls you up from the ground and walks to your dorm room.

You grab his hero suit tightly, scared to let him go in fear that he might vanish before your eyes. Your breathing slows down after a while of being in his presence, only silent tears now make their way down your face. You were emotionally tired after thinking that the man you adored was gone forever. 

As he enters your dorm and closes the door behind him, walking you to your bed, you wrap your legs and arms even tighter around him so that he can’t put you down. 

“Are you going to let go?” he questions as he tries placing you on your bed.

“Just--give me a second. I won’t be able to say this if you’re looking at me.”

He sighs, but gives in anyway, standing straight up again and adjusting his grasp on you so you won’t slip down. 

It’s silent for a moment, until Bakugou speaks again.

“Well?”

“Okay look, don’t say anything until I finish...but I like you Bakugou. Like—like like you. I know you don’t feel the same way, and I’m probably a pain to deal with all the time. I’m weak, I can’t speak up for myself, I’m an emotional mess half the time. Heck, I can’t even order for myself whenever we go out for lunch,” you huff, “But thinking that I almost lost you today without ever telling you how I felt, hurt. My gosh Bakugou, it hurt like hell. I don’t want to lose you--ever.”

He’s silent for a moment at your confession, so you start to scramble around to try and wiggle out of his grip, now feeling embarrassed at confessing to him and not having him say anything after that. His grip on you only tightens as he pulls you closer to him.

“Stop moving so much dumbass,” he scolds you, “What do you know about how I feel? Huh? I don’t feel the same way? You’re an idiot for not realizing that I like you too. Tch. And stop bad mouthing yourself. You’ve gotten stronger and there’s nothing wrong with being shy. I like it because then I know when you’re loud with me, it means that you’re comfortable around me.”

“Really?” you’re at a loss for words at his own confession.

“I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t mean it…” he trails off, savoring the feeling of your head on his shoulders and your close proximity. 

He had dreamt of being able to hold you close like he was for months. 

“Anyway,” he leans down and finally places you on your bed, looking into your eyes for the first time after your confession, “we can talk about this in the morning. It’s been a long day--for the both of us it seems.”

You jump under your covers, and wipe the remains of your tears away and lay your head on your pillow.

“Alright,” you whisper, your exhaustion starting to catch up with you. 

He pats your head and glances at you one more time before turning to walk away. Though, you reach out and grab his hand before he can take another step away from you. 

“Wait...stay with me? What if you’re not here tomorrow?” you mumble while looking down at your bedsheets, your hand still firmly grasping his own. 

“I’m dirty. I need to change.”

You nod and let him go in which he quickly makes his way to his own dorm.

It feels like hours go by as you anxiously wait for him to return. You’re about to hop out of bed and run over to his dorm in fear that you might have imagined him returning, but you hear your door click open. 

A refreshed Bakugou in clean clothes enters your room and walks over to your bed. You scoot over and pat the spot next to you for him to join you. 

“You sure?”

“Mhm.”

That’s all he needs before you feel his body heat radiate warmth under your covers, which sends chills throughout your body. 

“Don’t worry. I’ll be here when you wake up and we can talk more about everything” he softly whispers in your ear as you drift to sleep.

Bakugou admires your sleeping form for a while, trying to process the crazy day he had;  from fighting that crazy villain, walking into the dorms and seeing you a mess on the ground, to finding out that you liked him back. It was a lot, but he’s glad that it ended how it did—with you in his arms, both of your feelings out in the air.

He wipes away a lone tear that fell from your eyes, leans in to kiss your forehead, and quickly falls asleep after you.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN :D

Posted: 6/22/21