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pikapals16 · 10 months ago
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things my classmates said while watching "the room" (2003)
beware this list is long asf (also two of them were my professor so enjoy)
This is a class so I have to trigger warning this
AYO WHAT
It's like walmart twilight
HE'S RIPPED
HE'S IN AN OLD SPICE COMMERICAL
Another set of boobs
WHY ON THE STAIRS
This is just a porn-
How is it the third one? What is the time stamp?? Pls-
THEY'RE REUSING SHOTS
Now we get a fourth scene-
That's not the only thing he's eating-
Noooooo don't sit there!!
WHY ARE YOU BACK
WHO TF ARE YOU
HE SAID THE FUCKING LINE
why
true-
hey calm down man-
that happens to everybody
everyone going to the back alley to hangout
don't hurt my boy
don't ask questions guys
good story /s
story of my life
nice sky
u just tried to kill him dude
he already knows
yea mark you're kinda in on this
how does he know?
he shaved?
how long is this movie-
(repeating the movie) anyway, how is your sex life??
the crescendo is incredible
he broke the sound barrier
it sounds like mariah
oh my goddddd
THE CRUNCH-
it's be funny if he was standing RIGHT THERE
where's the rick
ew
i don't know about that
his pants are still open-
wake up
she's speaking facts
in front of the carrots-
WHO IS THIS CHARACTER
you tell him
who the fuck are you
for the plot- cuz there is none
HE SAID IT
mother?
where the fuck's the white candle
but he's your best friend-
he- he already knows-
trout?
me every day after school
OUT THE WINDOW YEA
johnny nooo
YEA TEAR IT
HE KEPT HIS GUN
JOHNNY NOOOOO
HE'S NOT DEAD
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD ON HIS SHIRT??
it's just his time of the month-
you killed my boyfriend
YOU WERE ALSO PART OF IT
NO NOT THE KID
who the fuck called the police
they can just sense that johnny's dead
THAT'S IT??
like I said, the citizen kane of our generation
it's worse than riverdale
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scopekale · 2 years ago
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i assume you all would know or have an opinion on this
should i read Homestuck or Homestuck BETA first?? should i even be reading both???
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hopiufame · 1 year ago
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Me when i dissociate
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quackquackquackin · 1 year ago
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since I have both adhd and anxiety i took both the creatures and combined them into one species.
I call it the “holy shit”
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lizards0up · 2 days ago
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reverse bear trap
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keeweescribbles · 13 days ago
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Yippee I forgot to post this when I posted the Arabella art earlier :D
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justsomecouscous · 1 year ago
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*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them
*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns
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alukaforyou · 13 days ago
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undecided on the hair 👽
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qthlu · 2 months ago
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i already put this everywhere else but have butcher vanity sebastian
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girlnut · 5 months ago
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the catch for me being a pretty girl is that im insane and weird. sorry
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parricidalis · 1 year ago
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Batstarion strikes again (I cannot stop doodling him, send help asap 🙏)
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le01zk00l · 5 months ago
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Drew @ezgurple turtless…they r so so so so silly!!!!
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whydotheycallmechimney · 6 months ago
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kind of tragic how dean puts all this responsibility onto himself to be sam’s protector, when the truth is sam has never once been safe. the biggest violation in his life happened when he was six months old, and nobody was there to protect him. and nothing anyone did afterwards could ever make up for that fact.
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liauditore · 7 months ago
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how many belts and buckles does she need someone save me.
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keferon · 5 months ago
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
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#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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raythegayrealnotclickbait · 6 months ago
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