#send em or tell me about em!!

[sysig]

Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

Bonus:

He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

[godnectar]

Don't be shy, give us more yandere dildo pls :(((

don't be shy, give me more ideas for yandere "dildo" pls :(((

[todayisafridaynight]

Maybe I'm just stupid, BUT SNAP UR FILIPINO??? PHILIPPINES MENTIONED 🇵🇭. Nice to know there's a few more Filipino creators in the Yakuza community :]

heh... thats me..... 🇵🇭.......

[amity206]

So here's Jackpot and Dorado for the corrupted skykids post. Hope this will be useful!

oooo! Could you give me some details about both of them!

[nautilusopus]

people in the tags of that post once again like "what do you mean i can't drive my car into oncoming traffic? look i've made a PERSONAL CHOICE to drive in whatever lane i like and i'm not forcing YOU to do it :) don't be a cop respect my decision"

[angeltism]

it's like a weird pull of "come on, it's not that bad to indulge a little, so what if you think of obsession and how nice it'd be? after all, wouldn't it be nice?" but i know for a fact if i entertain thoughts like that i'm going to A. spiral back into obsessiveness and become a really shitty partner and qpp or B. panic over the idea of becoming that way, and then suffer because i will become convinced that i am Evil and a Really Shitty Partner And QPP

[thaliagrayce]

i've been talking abt my voltron playlists and @iveofficiallygonemad asked to hear them and i want to share with anybody who wants!! i know they're not perfect, i'm working on them & trying to make them better. if you have any recommendations for any of them, let me know!! there's like A Lot and i want to give a lil explanation for most of them, so i'm putting them under the cut ^-^

SO first i have my favorite one <3 it's just. all of them. it's the whole team. it's a mess and it's a bunch of different genres because it's them fighting over the aux cord on a road trip. it's them trying to make each other laugh or annoy each other or play something catchy enough it will infect everyone in the vicinity with brain worms.

Hunk: i'm pretty happy with my Hunk playlist! chill vibes. he strikes me as the kind of guy who listens to calm music to try to find his own calm, and that's what i got here :)

Pidge: this is messier and less cohesive than my usual playlist because frankly i think pidge would have a shit taste in music. all over the board. this is a mix of meme songs and 8-bit covers and vocaloid and stuff that i think pidge would genuinely connect with, and i think pidge listens to all their music on shuffle without any regards for genre or mood because they're a gremlin. nobody gives pidge sole control of the aux.

Coran hears 80's music for the first time and loses his mind. He thinks ABBA is humanity's single greatest achievement.

Lance: i have ideas about where I'm going with this but haven't really settled yet. Lance seems like the kind of boy that loves to dance (is that canon? i forgot) so most of these are Bops That Make You Move in some way or another. he likes to present an upbeat face to the world, so there's no angsting in this playlist! we are clinging to the things that make us happy with both hands until our knuckles turn white!

Keith: i'm gonna be honest. i made him a playlist but i honestly don't think he cares about music very much. it's very important to some people! he's just not one of them! i haven't cracked this playlist open in a while but i'm pretty sure it's full of songs that i think he would conceivably train/work out to.

Shiro: this playlist involves the dumbest headcanon i have for shiro that has just not left me alone since i first thought of it. most of the playlist reflects the fact that he had an emo phase in middle school (that one isn't a headcanon, you just have to look at him to know) but BUT there are a few songs on here that are on here because. little known fact. he also went through a Twilight phase that he told nobody about. (keith knows. keith was there.) he has the entire twilight soundtrack memorized. he moved past the story but the music stays forever. he used to daydream about slow dancing to Flightless Bird, American Mouth. the first time Coran mentions that they have to avoid a place because there's a supermassive black hole there, he has to bite his tongue in order to keep a straight face. do NOT ask me why i believe this so wholeheartedly.

Allura's playlist sucks right now. I think it's because in my heart of hearts i know that, were she on earth today, she would go fucking nuts for taylor swift. i have ambivalent feelings for taylor swift. i cannot do allura justice like this. if you see my vision and have recs as to what might actually fit her, PLEASE.

Klance: i haven't done it yet but i'm gonna go through this and sort it to be a sort of progression of their relationship, starting with the more combative Rivalry songs, then slipping into "oh shit oh shit" songs, then maybe ending on the more lighthearted purely romantic songs <3

(i have two songs in a shallura playlist which does not at all encapsulate how much i'm obsessed with them. the tiny cop inside my head is just constantly screaming at me that i'm going to get yelled at for liking shallura. i am going to kill the cop inside my head.)

[sharkneto]

oof yeah this update is Not Good. i miss seeing all y'all faces

[mxliv-oftheendless]

How do I be civil and polite to someone despite never wanting to initiate any sort of conversation ever again with them…

[befickleforever]

Q knows about Stone Island… does he know about getting the badge in

[sttoru]

I’m asking some of my favorite writers this but what is your writers hot take???

👩🏽‍💻 hmmmmmmm.. idk ive said it before, but aging up minors (i have seen characters as young as 11 falling victim to this) just to write smut about them while you’re older than 18 is weird behavior. that is all im gonna say — IMO

[conspiracydawg]

some years ago @lioness--hart turned me on to the idea of mad max but with horses instead of cars and I've never gotten over it. like can you imagine. we need a horse action movie so badly. we get hints of what this could look like in fantasy and historical movies (lord of the rings, willow, even crouching tiger hidden dragon has a pretty fun horse chase/duel scene), and we even got hidalgo which has quite a lot of action, but we need to dream bigger. we need fight scenes on horseback. we need stunts, we need acrobatics, we need obstacles. we deserve to see some hollywood heartthrob clashing blades with a villain as both of them struggle to keep their seats at speed over rough terrain

of course this presents a lot of difficulties. the most obvious is that good horsemanship is hard and any kind of action (or even acting) makes it a lot harder, but we also have to consider that you can't run horses all day like you can with a car, you can't make a horse run in place, it's hard to give horses stunt doubles, horses have a lot of moving parts that make shot continuity difficult, horse stunts are dangerous, it's difficult to make a horse act... the list goes on and on

but cinema has solutions. especially today! we have the tried and true barrel, we have horse animatronics, we have the astounding world of digital effects, from compositing to entirely cg creations. putting outlandish, dangerous horse stunts on screen for my personal entertainment has never been more achievable. we just need to bully some producer into actually doing it

[cantdanceflynn]

IK I HAVENT DRAWN IN FOREVER BTW IM WORKING ON CATCHING UP

[minophus]

I invite you all to a minophus discussion

[illdothehotvoice]

Okay I'm in a better mood about all of it now lmfao sdhjgkndfh thanks for listening to my rants dshgjkfdh

[caninecowboy]

24 days!