#seething once again.

[supercantaloupe]

my group just tried to make me completely skip passport control and baggage claim too which would mean leaving my fucking luggage in Madrid. lol. Lmao

[hinamie]

wanted to practice some more intense angry expressions and what better excuse to further my agenda of giving megumi the emotional catharsis he deserves

[the-woman-upstairs]

You’re laughing. Armand made himself a fledgling with more swag, a sharper mind, and bigger fangs than him and you’re laughing.

[idcpxseur]

me before listening to mutiny: man, i really like eurylochus! he's definitely the common sense odysseus needs and im so glad he's around

me after listening to mutiny:

[kisaraslover]

i just thought of something i think Mokuba would have a "girl help" phase where he randomly cries out to some "girl" entity about petty stuff or to complain about his brother like "girl help my brother is going to be late to his only brothers graduation cuz he gotta look at laptop screen some more" "mokuba its crucial for our next launch-" "girl help hes not even dressed yet" and then it quickly turns into an inside joke to pray to the BEWD like "Blue Eyes White Dragon Help I Cant Lose This Bet i have NO MONEY" "NO Blue Eyes White Dragon Help ME I told him not to blow all his money on stupid collectibles"

all that culminating in real moment of KC employees witnessing their CEO pinch the bridge of his nose at a failed trial, expecting him to start grilling them but he lets out an exasperated "Blue Eyes White Dragon Help" and goes back to the control panel and theyre all like ?????????? we do that now????????

[spineless-lobster]

Seriously how can one man hold so much gender?

[hanzajesthanza]

people (the rest of the hanza. not including geralt) often forget that cahir was 1. the guy that kidnapped ciri 2. an officer in the military

he’s literally so polite in geralt’s company you wouldn’t even guess he was the black knight. and yet. and yet.

i’m never certain exactly how to reconcile this tactful and strategic mind with the terrified young man

[aseuki]

oooooa aaaa i actually don't know your ocs very well but i'd love to learn about them!!

for Stell;

🔮 (Crystal Ball) - Out of all the treasures in the Great Cave Offensive, Kirby is letting your OC pick one from his stash to keep! Which one do they pick, and why?

⚖�� (Scales) - On the subject of a certain someone’s lengthy rant; is your OC moreso on the side of magic or science? Somewhere in-between? Do they incorporate the two together in some way?

and for Phemus;

🍅 (Tomato) - If Kirby absorbed them or their attacks, what Copy Ability [or Abilities] would he get? Alternatively, if they themselves are capable of using the Copy Ability, do they have a favourite?

🧋 (Boba Tea) - Come up with a Kirby Café item themed around your OC! It can be a savoury dish, a drink, a dessert, or something else entirely.

[ask meme]

Aaah hello Starflung! Of course!!

Stell:

🔮 (Crystal Ball)

Gracing this one with a bit more…elaborate answer because I May have gotten carried away asdkfjn

But Yes, Stell would pick the Horns of Hydra! I imagine the puzzle of amassing and assembling a legendary machine would tickle Stell’s fancy, though I Will include the disclaimer that this comic is largely non-canon, as should the two ever meet I imagine it’d go down more like:

⚖️ (Scales)

If his aesthetic doesn’t say as such, Stell is wholly on the Tech side of beliefs! As a non-magic user, they can’t help but be a bit bitter about their supposed lack of innate magic abilities, and instead of stewing in such horrid horrid feelings, has chosen to shove it all aside and pretend magic doesn’t exist to cope asdfkjn. (It’s more complex than that) Listen, he’s so unbothered by it!!

That being said, it’s honestly pretty Impressive he’s gone this far with that mindset while living on a magic clockwork wishing star asdfkjgn

Phemus:

🍅 (Tomato)

As stated in a previous ask, Phemus would primarily give ESP, and on a much rarer occasion, Sleep!

🧋 (Boba Tea)

I actually drew this at the same time as Stell’s haha, but Phemus’s designated Kirby Cafe Treat is a parfait with chocolate cake layered with orange and mango mousse, topped with a generous layer of ganache! Very tasty :>

[charles-leclerc-official]

charles is such a yapper with lewis i wonder if max hates that 🤨

The jealousy arc next year is going to be intense

[badgirlcoven-official]

"Willow is a bad character because she's a mary sue" me when I missed the entire point of the show

[momomallowart]

ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔっ🌹💗 my love 💗

[chilpilled]

Aaand what happens when Chilchuck finds Laios’s Chilchuck 100% genuine undiluted bathwater reserves? Hmmmm?

i feel like he wouldnt even be surprised honestly. he would be like ah yes. of course laios has this. and then he tips over all the barrels (heartbreaking) and sells new doses to laios for 1 million melini dollars per liter. someone help laios budget this his kingdom is dying

[keeperofthehyperfixations]

I can’t believe that joey won dancing with the stars. Chandler deserved to win especially after all the drama she’s had to go through this season.

Also I’m pissed that Chandler got third she should have at least gotten second but it’s up to fan votes and people started to publish their hate hate for her a couple of weeks ago and that definitely effected her score. She definitely should have won

[nostraightgloops]

Something i cant say i like about yinu's fight is In her mini frenzy sections where mamma slams her hand on the stage, if you get hit by a note, it renders you immobile...and you get hit again and again...and it's Really hard to recover....

[justconstantly]

roommate from hell is packing and gone in t minus 18 hours but I'm literally crying in my room texting my friends about all the stupid shit she's done in the past couple days bc I'm too much of a pussy to be confrontational about it

[loderlied]

If they haven’t been answered already: Philia 1 and 3 for Zeke, or any other oc you might find interesting to write about

Philia 1: Does your OC have a Best Friend? If they do then how long have they known each other and how did they meet? If they don't then do they have a close group of friends they love equally? Or are they more of a loner?

first of all, zeke is definitely a loner. when he was still living outside the temple with his adoptive parents he used to stalk kids he wanted to befriend and never talk to them at the very most. he was content with that amount of social interaction. if other kids approached him first, they were quickly creeped out if zeke didn’t like. hiss at them in fear lol.

this lack of true companionship stretches into his years in the temple as well. he never bonds with anyone except orin, which is honestly. a complicated thing. he was the talented, perfect apex predator, her older brother who she will always compete with. and zeke sees as a competitor as well! she will not, cannot surpass him no matter what. and despite all of that zeke is no more than 10 when he’s found by sceleritas and orin is a few years younger. she talks for him in the beginning. he hides behind her constantly despite being at least a head taller always. she begs him to read her bedtime stories when he starts talking. he says that he hates it and the books she likes but always relents in the end. they know they’re going to kill the other one day.

and then there’s also sceleritas! sceleritas was the one who taught him how to speak mostly (orin never thought that he needed to, really) a couple years later when zeke decides (and the temple allows it, because zeke told a half-truth about him being an assassin, which is true but truly a side gig compared to the his other career) to pursues his detective work sceleritas is his helping him as his assistant. disguised as a halfling when they’re out and about.

so, he gets out—lots of opportunities to make some friends, right? here’s where gortash comes crashing in through the metaphorical wall and beats us all to death with a steel chair. so, a couple months after zeke is quickly rising in status as an ace detective, he starts investigating gortash. the moment the war started etc etc. what’s relevant to this question is that while zeke’s obsession did make it impossible to find companionship, gortash also isolated the fuck out of him. zeke started having intense paranoia around everyone in fear they could be working for ‘the spider’, and just fearing and suspecting ulterior malicious motives and everyone and everything. of course the fact that zeke is fucking losing it also turns some potential clients away from him, so that all that is truly left IS gortash. (it is always going to be but y’know). then there’s outright manipulation of the situation when they’re together. example: business partner days. gortash is away chatting to important people at a meeting. zeke sits alone at a table watching him. someone joins him, starts talking to him, they seemingly get along, they ask zeke to leave this boring snooze fest and do something fun, and then suddenly gortash, who’s immediately noticed the absence of zeke’s gaze, puts a hand on his shoulder and whispers in his ear that he’d make sure that nobody would disturb him during his kill. shit like that.

(there’s is one person zeke gets closer with pre-game, menena, but that was orchestrated by gortash from the beginning. complicated bullshit this is already long enough lol. but she’s the gal that he ends up forcefeeding to zeke in the dinner fic)

ok hopefully last paragraph for this fuck. so obviously, after the big brain scramble the temple is out of the equation and gortash is. still there but not AS present. his actual best friend is also his lover, shadowheart. i’ve talked about their relationship quite a bit, so. the other person he’s really close with is astarion. they’re. extremely messy and awkward. like. astarion, putting on a performance in a manipulative attempt to keep himself safe, sleeps with zeke, a fucking virgin at this point. it’s the most awkward thing in the world. they’re both dissociating not really into it. when astarion later confesses they both realize that they just see each other as friends and try to make it work. astarion is the first of the companions to actively realize that zeke’s scars are torture scars. they never talk about it more than ‘…so. those aren’t from battle, aren’t they?‘ ‘…i think so.’ but for these two that’s. a lot of opening up. of course this comes crashing down later in act 3. gortash sees the bite marks on zeke’s neck and immediately pulls out an expensive healing scroll and forbids him from ever letting that happen again. gortash manipulates zeke into killing astarion after killing cazador in the end. big part of this is out of genuine concern about an ascended vampire roam his city, but part of it is definitely out of possessive rage. so, zeke is (/knows the truth but wants to be) torn about it, but when he sees astarion hurt and overcome and kill cazador, he ends up making his decision to end his best friend out of jealousy. this was a semi-trauma bond and seeing astarion achieve what he never will without killing himself too was what ended it. astarion ascends, getting rid of all the vampire spawn, and then zeke stabs him in the back. he is not screaming and crying anymore like he did when losing lae’zel and jaheira. it is resigned, quiet, jealous anger. minthara dips at this point and only shadowheart is left (not for long!)

(okay last tidbit about this: i’m using withers’ hirelings in the actual gameplay, but in the story it’s gortash who provides him with backup soldiers, since i don’t believe he’d ever let zeke choose his own companions again. he makes sure to find soldiers that resemble astarion, lae’zel, jaheira, minthara, and gale though. a reminder. a claim of victory)

Philia 3: What qualities does your OC most value in a friend? Loyalty? Shared sense of humour? Or something else?

zeke can’t truly have friends for the same reason he can’t truly love. he looks for someone who can distract him from the truth momentarily, that’s it. that’s all they will ever be. in the end it will always be gortash.