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Aaand what happens when Chilchuck finds Laios’s Chilchuck 100% genuine undiluted bathwater reserves? Hmmmm?

i feel like he wouldnt even be surprised honestly. he would be like ah yes. of course laios has this. and then he tips over all the barrels (heartbreaking) and sells new doses to laios for 1 million melini dollars per liter. someone help laios budget this his kingdom is dying

#kabru busts into the throne room like LAIOS #YOU SPENT THE ROYAL RESERVES ON BATHWATER AGAIN?????#and laios is like. 🥺 im the king? i get to do that?#and the thing is. he does. theres nothing kabru do but seethe #and i think the bathwater calls to him secretly and he tried a sip once because he wants to find out whats so good about this and then #he gets addicted too #this is how the castle transforms into a chilchuck goon cave #asks

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