#seed fans do not interact

[tukathewolf]

I have Gundamed all the Gundam

On January 1st of 2023 somes friends and I agreed to watch ALL OF GUNDAM. Here is my perfect no notes tier list of all of gundam.

[melanchoire]

G!p Yujin x Rei x reader threesome: I have no plot , sorry😭 I’ll come back to this though if I think of one before you do.

this is going to have a lot of unnecessary plot because i got a little carried away but it’s anon’s fault for letting my brain do the work here ALSO this is long as fuck

cw: clit play, breeding, choking, creampie, degradation, dubcon??, hair pulling, hate fucking, humiliation, titsucking, unnie kink.

unlike other girl groups, you’re not the typical cheerful and charismatic unnie who is easily mistaken for the group’s maknae or looks younger than her age. you’re the ultimate pragmatist, the one who worries about schedules and makes sure everyone gets enough sleep no matter if the schedule is going to be busy or quiet this week. you’re the unnie who keeps the chaos in its place, not the one who contributes to it

during debut, the members thought you were just shy because you didn't know them personally due to how little you interacted and talked during your time as a trainee. but as time went by, they understood that in reality, you weren’t shy, but reserved

yujin was initially fascinated by you, seeing you as an older sister or a wise sorcerer, in her words. unlike gaeul who was the cute and small unnie who could play around with the other members, you were completely different from her! and well, puppy was by your side since you set foot inside the company

when you talked about your life before your debut, you talked about the usual things like school, work, and relationships, but yujin looked even more excited than leeseo when you talked about your private life. you had found it endearing, almost... naive. you thought she respected you. you thought maybe she admired you. but you were wrong!

the “good girl” role quickly dissipated. she was a walking, talking, puppy–dog–eyed menace. she spotted your temper early on, the crack in your carefully constructed composure. and she exploits it

yujin loves to push you to see how far she can go before you finally give up. the suggestive comments she makes to you do not go unnoticed: “i admire you so much, unnie. you’re so… calm. so mature. you’re really sexy.” “oh, unnie looks especially good today, doesn’t she? that skirt is… very flattering.”

but there are times when she forces you to respond to a scathing comment about your icy attitude: “unnie, you look very tense.” and you can only clench your jaw and resist the urge to click your tongue. “i’m perfectly fine, yujin. i’m just concentrating.” “what were you concentrating on? trying to remember how to smile?” she laughs, the sound like nails on a chalkboard.

and when you finally lose your cool, when your carefully controlled anger finally boils over, she doesn’t even listen to your scolding. you can stand in front of her looking at her with fire in your eyes while you spit venom and use your sharp tongue, but yujin is too busy imagining her running her hands through your hair while holding your head in place and fucking your mouth with her thick cock, making you swallow every last drop of hee seed. she wants to see those sharp, critical eyes soften, see them filled with an animal, pleading need

however, yujin’s annoying attitude isn’t just present in front of cameras or fanservice, but she’s like that in private too! she thanks the lord every day that you’re the oldest member of the group because it means you have more freedom when it comes to outfits and stylists can give you shorter and tighter clothes than the other members 😇 yujin never misses the chance to admire your body during album promotions, comebacks, concerts, lives, stages, performances, photoshoots, etc 😳 she’s always staring at you intently, biting her lip to hold back a smirk when during photoshoots you’re wearing a skirt that barely grazes your thighs or a shirt that is too tight and accentuates your chest — she practically drools!

you thought fans would be upset but they actually loved the ship of you two, saying that you’re the parents of the group: you, the serious and disciplinary mommy and yujin the fun and liberal daddy mommy 🥰 even when you tried to complain about this to gaeul because in your opinion you and she should be considered “mothers” since you two are the oldest in the group, she told you that since she was neither the leader nor the unnie of the group she didn’t give a shit about being seen as a parental figure

rei, on the other hand, was different from yujin. you two were the dynamic duo of the group, as you shared a love for cute and delicate things! rei loves to share matching things, especially when they are matching but in each one’s favorite color. cute friends who’re compared to the typical sweetie and grumpy duos like kuromi and melody, the nanas, etc

but she also loved to piss you off! in a more “friendly” and playful way, if you can call it that

outings were common between the two of you, and she has the most beautiful instagram feed, so usually she was the one taking your photos because she knew the good angles and poses. rei is your personal photographer because she knows how to take good photos, but sometimes she uses it as an opportunity to test your patience. maybe she’d make you pose while holding her phone in her hands, telling you to stay still and wait until she gives you the signal so you can move… but rei never takes the photo?? she enjoys watching the smile on your face fade away and bring with it that darkness your eyes have when you start to get in a bad mood, the ceramic cup losing its heat and the steaming coffee starting to turn into an iced coffee… she can’t help but grin when you give her a look as you set the cup down on the table with a thud

but rei makes up for it by taking decent photos of you when you leave the coffee shop and take a stroll around the city, admiring how the sunset light gives a special touch to the photos that look like girlfriend material… but the part you don’t know is that rei loves taking pictures of you because she looks at them while fingering herself late at night, imagining that it's you who’s touching her like that or it’s your pussy that she’s destroying

until one day during the album promotions everything gets out of control. of course, the girls know that you’re twice as serious during practice because you want everything to go well and polish up even the smallest mistake, but today in particular you were more unbearable and demanding than ever. the girls can tolerate being scolded when they make a mistake in a dance step or when it's more of a collective mistake, but you dared to raise your voice to leeseo and speak to her in the worst possible way and it was unacceptable 😤

obviously this started an argument with yujin because even if you’re a member of the group, the leader will not allow disrespect towards her members!! gaeul and wonyoung step in to prevent this from escalating, gaeul scolding you for acting this way and being a bad example and wonyoung trying to calm yujin down and make her see reason, while liz and leeseo witness this but liz hugs and comforts the maknae

yujin saying she wants to sort things out with you alone, gaeul and wonyoung exchange a look because they share a feeling that something will happen, but they let it go. so the members decide to leave the practice room for a while, except for rei who decides to stay because she’s the only one who can make yujin have her feet on the earth and become the silly puppy that she is again

you can’t focus on what yujin is saying because she looks so attractive when she’s mad… you try to pay attention to her words, but the frown, a look that could send you about six feet underground and a scolding full of arguments and reproaches that should make you feel ashamed for being an idiot before but you are more focused admiring how handsome yujin looks

“i need to get that shitty attitude out of you.” and suddenly yujin’s hands reaches her jeans and starts unbuttoning the button and lowering the zipper??

turning towards rei but she takes your face in her hands and begins to kiss you, swallowing your protests as yujin comes up behind you and grinds her erection against your ass…

then they manage to get you on your knees, yujin taking a handful of your hair to push your head against the ground while using the other hand to pull down your shorts along with your panties to the middle of your thighs, inserting her thick cock inside you with a single thrust of her hips

but as much as yujin is enjoying fucking you from behind with her hands on your shoulders so she can ram you in the animalistic and rough way that she loves so much, she notices that you’re enjoying this too much and won’t let it go, so she makes you match her position sitting on heels by taking one of your arms and pulling your body towards hers 👀

strong arms surrounding you as he hugs you from behind, pressing her chest against your back and fucking you in a way that only allowed you to babble and be mess of whines and breathy moans

“is this what you needed, unnie? are you always acting like a bitch because you weren’t getting a good fuck?” she slips an arm between the valley of your breasts, her hand closing around your throat with her fingers applying gentle pressure to your neck so you remember she is there, while her other arm goes down around your waist and holds a strong grip to press you against her body

but rei is the complete opposite. yujin can be all rough and dirty, but she is sweeter and softer, although part of it's so yujin doesn’t lose her mind so much and fuck you too stupid

“you shouldn’t be so cruel to unnie, yujin–ah. she can barely take it.” and rei slides her hand between your thighs, massaging your clit at a speed that drew a sigh from you due to how your bud was throbbing with need but at the same time it wasn’t something in your favor because you were beginning to feel more overstimulated and sensitive

and she lowers her face to your chest and takes a nipple in her mouth 🥴 just the sight of rei’s full lips and hot tongue could make you cum in less than a second

although rei has to kiss you to silence your moans because you were starting to get very noisy and they couldn’t risk being found by the staff or any company employee!! kissing you and muffling your noises with her lips and continues to play with your clit, while yujin is behind you fucking you like an animal and panting against your ear like a dog 😵

yujin cumming inside you at the same time you cum on her cock 💪🏻😋 although she doesn’t let you take a moment to catch your breath because she immediately immediately removes her cock from your pussy and rei stops holding you from the front, letting your limp body fall forward and rest exhausted on the ground, face down and hips slightly up just enough to see yujin’s seed slowly oozing out of your cunt and sliding down your thighs

and well, since that day, you know that when you get to the dorms you will always be assured of your dear leader fucking you to reward you for being an unnie who takes care of the whole group and relieve her own stress as a leader, and a bestie with whom you can scissor and kiss for hours and hours

[fearmyantlers]

a list of sastiel significant episodes in supernatural

every episode that sam and castiel interact in (+ a FEW mentions) this literally has no purpose i just made it cause like why not

season 4

4x07 It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

4x10 Heaven and Hell

4x16 On the Head of a Pin

4x21 When the Levee Breaks

season 5

5x01 Sympathy for the Devil

5x06 I believe the Children Are Our Future

5x10 Abandon All Hope…

5x13 The Song Remains the Same

5x14 My Bloody Valentine

5x16 Dark Side of the Moon

5x17 99 Problems

5x18 Point of No Return

5x21 Two Minutes to Midnight

5x22 Swan Song

season 6

6x03 The Third Man

6x07 Family Matters

6x10 Caged Heat

6x11 Appointment in Samarra

(balthazar refers to castiel as sam’s boyfriend. so)

6x12 Like A Virgin

6x15 The French Mistake

6x17 My Heart Will Go On

6x18 Frontierland

6x19 Mommy Dearest

6x20 The Man Who Would Be King

6x21 Let It Bleed

6x22 The Man Who Knew Too Much

season 7

7x01 Meet the New Boss

7x17 The Born-Again Identity

7x21 Reading is Fundamental

7x23 Survival of the Fittest

season 8

8x07 A Little Slice of Kevin

8x08 Hunteri Heroici

8x10 Torn and Frayed

8x17 Goodbye, Stranger

8x21 The Great Escapist

8x22 Clip Show

8x23 Sacrifice

season 9

9x03 I’m No Angel

9x09 Holy Terror

9x10 Road Trip

9x11 First Born

9x18 Meta Fiction

9x21 King of the Damned

9x22 Stairway to Heaven

9x23 Do You Believe in Miracles

season 10

10x01 Black

10x02 Reichenbach

10x03 Soul Survivor

10x05 Fan Fiction

(sam literally mentioning “sastiel”)

10x09 The Things We Left Behind

10x10 The Hunter Games

10x14 The Executioner’s Song

10x17 Inside Man

10x18 Book of the Damned

10x20 Angel Heart

10x21 Dark Dynasty

10x22 The Prisoner

10x23 Brother’s Keeper

season 11

11x01 Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

11x03 The Bad Seed

11x04 Baby

11x06 Our Little World

11x10 The Devil in the Details

11x14 The Vessel

11x18 Hell’s Angel

(any other episodes i missed are because it’s only lucifer/casifier)

season 12

12x02 Mamma Mia

12x03 The Foundry

12x07 Rock Never Dies

12x08 LOTUS

12x09 First Blood

12x10 Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets

12x12 Stuck in the Middle (With You)

12x19 The Future

12x23 All Along the Watchtower

season 13

13x01 Lost and Found

13x05 Advanced Thanatology

13x06 Tombstone

13x07 War of the Worlds

13x13 Devil’s Bargain

13x14 Good Intentions

13x16 Scoobynatural

13x18 Bring ‘em Back Alive

13x19 Funeralia

13x21 Beat the Devil

13x22 Exodus

13x23 Let the Good Times Roll

season 14

14x01 Stranger in a Strange Land

14x02 Gods and Monsters

14x03 The Scar

14x07 Unhuman Nature

14x08 Byzantium

14x09 The Spear

14x10 Nihilism

14x12 Prophet and Loss

14x13 Lebanon

14x14 Ouroboros

14x15 Piece of Mind

14x18 Absence

14x19 Jack in the Box

14x20 Moriah

season 15

15x01 Back to the Future

15x02 Raising Hell

15x03 The Rupture

15x05 Proverbs 17:3

(sam texting cas)

15x07 Last Call

15x08 Our Father, Who Aren’t in Heaven

15x09 The Trap

15x11 The Gamblers

15x12 Galaxy Brain

15x13 Destiny’s Child

15x15 Gimme Shelter

15x17 Unity

15x18 Despair

[lawsvalentine]

Fire We Make • Ace x Fem!reader • (18+)

CW: smut(sweaty sex,missionary, love making)

Cee’s Note: Idk why but I’ve been in the mood for some love making fics. Like let’s bring romance back 🤭I’m experimenting a bit with my writing for this one. Using more descriptions and less dialogue.Lmk if y’all prefer it like this or before 🫣 hope y’all enjoy

Song Cred: Fire We Make - Alicia Keys

**Minors do NOT interact; explicit content ahead**

It was getting hotter by the second.

There were candles lit around the bed providing a dim lighting in the dark room. Enough to see the silhouette of your bodies against each other.

Sweat glistened against your skins. The dim light from the candle cascaded a golden hew in the darkness.

His face was mere centimeters away from yours.You could feel his pants and your gasps fanning against each other.

Ace’s arms wrapped around you, his dick sliding through your walls effortlessly. Your slick coated his cock from tip to base. He rocked into steadily with hard strokes.

The heat from the closeness was growing, clouding your senses with nothing but him.

Like a moth to a flame, you were drawn to him. Your pussy clenched and sucked him in greedily and your arms and legs wrapped around him tighter, bringing him closer to your body.

You couldn’t get enough of him. And neither could he.

He would stay like this forever if you’d let him. He wanted nothing more than to be close to you.

His eyes never left your face. Taking in the way your face would scrunch in pleasure with every thrust he made.

Your soft moans begged him to go deeper and he would do just that. Angling his hips to where his shaft would graze your sweet spot while kissing your cervix. His deep strokes quickened in place as his arousal was reaching his climax.

Whispers of how good you felt filled your ears, making your cunt clench tighter around him. The sweet nothings were whispered so faintly as if it were a secret for your ears only.

Your head threw back as your orgasm took over consuming you in bliss. You could faintly make out Ace’s “I love yous” as he came right behind you. His juices flowed through you, filling your cunt with his seed.

Hot air from his pants would warm your neck as he fought to catch his breath. You felt the weight of his body rested against you.

You knew your lover enough to know when he was close to dosing off. And on cue, you could hear his small snores as he had already drifted to sleep while being balls deep inside of you. But it was fine with you.

You’ll be sure to keep him nice and warm through the night.

[kedreeva]

theres a lot of wild peafowl near where i live. if i wanted to feed them, would it be an alright thing to do, and what should i feed them?

Wild or feral? it makes a difference.

If you live in part of the world where there are legit wild peafowl, please leave them alone, as you do not want to habituate them to human interaction.

If you live where there are feral peafowl (like florida or cali or something), then it's fine to feed them! It is best to offer them protein- feeder insects, feeder mouse pinkies, feeder fish, raw shrimp, raw fish, roasted peanuts (a favorite, but give them human-grade peanuts, not bird peanuts, to avoid the risk of aflatoxins). I wouldn't give domestic meats right now, given the H5N1 issues abounding, but usually you'd be able to offer cooked domestic meats (beef, chicken, turkey, lamb, etc). You can also give them chopped fruits (grapes, strawberries, melons, tomatoes, pomegranate, cucumber, etc), EXCEPT no avocado, or whole (watermelon is beloved in the summer!), and you can TRY chopped veggies but they... are not terribly fond of most veggies. Big hard ones like squash/zucchini are usually well received, and they will eat a bag of frozen veggies (particularly peas) if you can find a bag with no/low sodium. You can give whole leafy greens (kale, spinach, dark green romaine, leaf lettuce, collard greens etc), but these are usually best tied up to something so they can rip off pieces, like a stake. You can get whole grains and seeds- black oil sunflower seeds are valued highly by them. Whole corn can be given in modertion. Safflower, wheat, milo, rice (cooked or uncooked), popcorn. Barley and oats are not great for them due to the way they process. Cooked pasta and cooked potatoes are fan favorites, but should be given in moderation (spiral pasta is beloved here, mixed into a pasta salad of other stuff they can have). Lastly, suet nugget treats are the absolute favorite treat for EVERY bird I own. All of the other treats have at least one bird that doesn't really give a shit about it. there are NO birds that don't SCRAMBLE to eat suet nuggets, and berry flavor is the favorite. If you have the space for it, you can pick up a bag of good quality high-protein turkey starter (NOT purina) and give them a bowl of it after you've added water to make it soft/ferment it a little. They ALSO all unilaterally love this treat, and it's really good for them (unlike the nugget treats).

Please do NOT give them garlic or onions (allicin isn't great for them), cabbage during spring/summer months (too high in oxalates when they need calcium), avocado, chocolate, dairy products, bread, or cat food (or other dry pet foods). If you're uncertain about something you want to try, feel free to message me!

[captain-bubble-wrap]

Would you be willing to write quinn and a plus sized lover? Maybe where she struggles with how his fans and the nhl media cover her as not fitting the “stereotypical wag.” or whatever you can think of for her!

I don’t want to request anything potentially too triggering for someone else to read. You just are a phenomenal author and admit to researching topics before using them if needed. I love your work!

"Phenomenal!?" Love, you're absolutely waaaaay too kind! 🙂‍↕️🥹 I just try to bring a level of realism to my writings, because not everyone wants delulu. Also, my brain won't let me enjoy things that aren't realistic, so I'm kinda locked in to this mode. And yes! I love researching before writing some of my requests! I appreciate you noticing! 🩷

Now, I hope this was what you wanted out of this post. There are some comments that were hard to write, but I know the cruelty of the internet, and I wanted to capture that realness but didn't want to take it too far.

C|W : Sensitive themes relating to weight and body image. PLEASE NOTE : all names/negative comments made are that of fiction and for the sake of plot and nothing more. I do not share the opinions I have wrote.

You had to look up at the ceiling to keep from crying. The Instagram rabbit hole of NHL gossip accounts and the comments that littered them were never the place for anyone with sensitive feelings to be. Worse yet, when you were the one who was the subject of such comments. None of your social media posts pointed one-hundred-percent that you and Quinn were together, but there would always be those people who had nothing better to do than to trace account interactions between two people and make wild assumptions.

Quinn wasn't on Instagram much, but it didn't matter, no sooner did he comment on one of your posts, there would be a dozen more from random accounts whose job it seemed to sow seeds of doubt and self-consciousness into your mind, as well as your heart. You couldn't post anything without the negativity. Gym photos: "You should just live there." Dinner photos: "Maybe you should just have a glass of water?" Photos rinkside: "Do you fit in the arena seats?" It didn't matter how many of them you blocked either; there were always two more waiting to take the first one's place.

Quinn had stepped out to pick up his suits from the drycleaners when you had decided to check your account. What a mistake that had been. One account in particular had taken aim and had begun posting negative comments from the top of your feed, down to old posts before Quinn and yourself even knew each other. For whatever reason, you felt compelled to read each one of them, and each time you did, that emotional knife went deeper and deeper into your heart.

You'd be wiping away tears when Quinn returned from the errands, and you wouldn't have time enough to hide your emotions.

"Honey, are you alright?" His brows were expressive, eyes instantly concerned. He put his keys and garment bags down almost instantly and made his way over to you on the sofa. "What happened?"

Sniffling, you gave him a quick flash of a smile to soothe his nerves, "Hormones. I'm alright."

Quinn didn't seem completely convinced, but didn't want to push you for more. He trusted that you wouldn't keep important things from him, at least he hoped not. "Are you sure?"

You stared at him for a long moment before answering, "No."

He would take a seat beside you, placing his hands on your legs for comfort. Quinn didn't know what any of this was about, but it didn't matter if it had you upset to the point of tears. "What's going on?"

"Why do you love me, Quinn?"

His face went completely blank, he was blindsided. "What uh-- what do you mean? Why do I love you?"

"Why me? Of all these beautiful, model-looking women you're in contact with, what is it about me that's so special?"

Quinn couldn't find his words. This wasn't a conversation that he ever dreamed the two of you would be having. He was not prepared. "Where's this coming from?"

"Stupid Instagram," you replied, rolling your eyes as you tossed your phone aside. "I'm about to delete it! I can't post anything without your little fan club trolling me. They make everything about my weight and that I'm too big for you, and that I'm just this disgusting cow."

Quinn reached forward to catch the tears rolling down your cheeks, brought on by having to confess everything you had been keeping in. Hearing what you said had completely broken his heart, because he hadn't seen such things, or could believe why you were receiving such horrible messages. It would take him a moment to sort out his thoughts.

"That's Instagram, babe, that isn't my opinion. I love you," he expressed deeply. "That just sounds like insane amounts of jealousy from a bunch of petty women."

Your eyes were focusing on his hands wrapped around your thigh. You almost wouldn't hear what he said next, lost in your own thoughts.

"You're beautiful, Y|N. I couldn't think of my life with anyone else. Just the way you treat me, the kindness you show to others, it's so refreshing. You're such a warm person -- selfless. You never ask for anything, let alone expect things just because you're with me, or someone like me. You don't fake who you are, and in a world where everyone is fake, you're a gem."

"Quinn," you mumbled. "I just can't help but think you could do better."

"Better than you? I don't think that's possible," he smiled. "You're the sweetest woman I've ever met. You make every one of my days so much better, in ways that I don't think you understand."

"That's sweet of you to say."

He frowned, giving your leg a squeeze to get your attention back on him rather than the war he could only assume was going on in your mind. "What reason do I have to lie to you?"

"I know you're not, Quinn. It's just hard to accept compliments right now."

"What do you want me to say?"

"What do you mean?" You questioned, studying his face. He looked so concerned, and you were starting to feel guilty about saying anything at all.

"What can I say to you to make you feel better, or what do you need to hear right now? I just want to reassure you that what I feel for you is the absolute truth. You're everything to me, baby. Everything. I don't like to see you hurting over anything, especially when it's over something regarding yourself. Those people don't know you. They're just trying to make you feel bad so you either leave me, or hoping I see things so I leave you. It's ridiculous. I know you're stronger than that. I just don't want you to think that I harbor any of those same opinions."

You breathed deeply, trying to shake the feelings of inadequacy that were still festering. "It's just been a struggle lately."

Quinn also sighed, "I know, baby, and I'm sorry. People are very cruel and you don't deserve anything that's been said to you. I just want you to be okay."

"I will be, I just...it's just been a hard day. I was fine until I started going through my comments. I guess I shouldn't have."

"Why don't you make your account private?"

Quinn's ability to have a soft, reasonable answer to each of your problems warmed your heart. He was so caring and it was one of the things you loved most about him. It didn't seem to matter what was bothering you, he always had time to listen to you and never made any issue feel ridiculous.

"Yeah, I probably should. It just hurts when someone has nothing better to do than make fun of someone's insecurities."

Quinn's expression saddened again. "You have nothing to be insecure about, Y|N. I think you're perfect."

You laughed softly, "Now you're being too nice."

"Just being truthful, baby. You're just enough for me, in every way possible. I love that you're not just another cookie-cutter type, babe. There needs to be more of that, you know? So, please, keep being you, because I need that, okay?"

Giving him a nod, you'd try to smile. "If that's what you want."

"It is. Just keep being the woman I love."

[vhyunjinverse]

Diner Boy

m!reader x dean winchester (18+)

summary: he’s a regular, comes often but there’s never really a pattern. he sits with his brother, Sam, you learned. sometimes they’re smiling and having a good time, other times they look like they’ve just fought, but no matter what- they always sit together, and today you’ve caught his eye- Dean.

warnings: car sex, hair pulling, overstimulation

“He’s staring at you…” Your work friend, Charlie, had said. You were standing at the counter sorting the tickets. It wasn’t a busy day, but it wasn’t slow either. It kept you both working, with plenty time to talk. You gave her a small look before scoffing, “You say this almost everyday Char.”

“Well yes, but, Sam and Dean don’t come here everyday.” You catch her eye as she motioned over to the table she just came from not too long ago. “You are very pretty..you get mistaken for a girl often-“

“I don’t want to talk about that. And besides,” you pick up a tray of food, fit for another table, “I’m sure they’re staring at you, you just like girls and don’t take interest.” You give her a wink while she starts to giggle.

It was true, though. He was staring at you. Your beautiful frame, your curly hair fanning around your face, your perfect lips that pulled into a smile whenever you interacted with the tables to catered to for the night. Dean was watching, and you felt his gaze.

You could hardly work. His eyes made your legs week, and your pants tight. You felt hot but there was no sweat. Your hands shook while taking orders. You knew what you wanted, what your body screamed at you to take before the chance of a lifetime slipped away.

Your shift ended roughly at 10. You’re tired, body aching. You take off your apron before saying your goodbye’s to your coworkers. Charlie had left an hour before. It was raining outside, it made you groan. As much as you loved the rain, you walked to work, and walking in the rain meant an umbrella you didn’t have. “Need a lift?” you hear a voice behind you, a familiar one at that, his voice. Dean. You hear yourself chuckle, turning around to look at his tall frame. “No.”

“No? It’s raining like hell out here and you have no umbrella, and you say “no”?” He’s leaning against the glass frame of the wall. He bore a small grin, but those eyes..those eyes said so much more. You felt it. They trailed your body down to your hips, and rested before making their way back up to your eyes.

“Yeah.” you cleared your throat. “And if you’re done..” you look away, staring at the rain pour harder. The droplets beginning to splash against your legs and his boots. Dean moves closer, the soft clack of his shoes perfectly in sync with the rain. Where was Sam, you had wondered. “Do you..need a ride?” He asked again, lowly, fit only for you.

“…yes.”

the walk back to Dean’s beautiful car felt like forever. He shielded you from the rain, his brown leather jacket over your frame. His arm wrapped around your shoulder securely like you were the most precious thing in the world at that moment, protected..

“ha….ha fuck.” Your hand was lost into his short locs of hair, gripping on what you could. You breathed heavily into the small space of Baby’s backseat, suffocated. Dean held your waist, cock disappearing into your hole for what seemed like the hundredth time this night. His teeth sank into his bottom lip, sweaty forehead rested against your shoulder. “Dean..” you moan.

He shuddered, bottoming out inside of you. Your cock leaked against his stomach. You were so closed it rubbed just up against it in the right of ways. Your breathes came to a shuddering halt. Your heart seemed to drop into your stomach, and a clean wash fell over you. Your hands found their way to Deans shoulder, squeezing as you rode out another orgasm, your seed shooting lazily across you and Dean’s stomach. “You feel so good baby..” He groans. His hands tightened the grip onto your waist. While your body relaxed against his own, he sped up. Your body moved quickly against Dean’s thick cock. “So fuckin’ good.”

Your body rolled against his. Your legs felt tight, you tried your best but your body shook to its core. “Dean-“ You gasp, nails digging into his shoulder. He hit that spot inside of you so well…You couldn’t help the helpless whimper falling from your lips. “Almost there.” Dean grunts, failing to notice Sam’s name flash across his buzzing phone.

[mochinomnoms]

Yesss love when smart characters are stupid in love. Personally a big fan of unfounded jealousy because of the stupid (not usually a fan in any other situation)

I am bias in that I like jealously, I find it cute! But unfounded jealousy is the best because it's so fun when characters who have no business getting jelly do so because they're so lovesick! I also like jealousy when it's not just connected to romance, but also just a yearning to be close to the other person in anyway possible.

That's why Jade is very fun to write because I like to think that, while he knows his jealousy is unfounded, he still feels it regardless. It's that deep seeded insecurity in that all of his actions and demeanor is a performance tailored to the people he interacts with, and being vulnerable with you means dropping that performance. But such a thing is a habit that is hard to break, and he hates that your friends can be so genuine with you and you straight back.

So do forgive him if he seems a bit cold after you've hung out with your little group of friends, he just can't help himself.

[starfirexuchiha]

P5R Magazine - Translation for the Shuake Profiles

I decided to translate the profiles and character descriptions of Joker and Akechi in the P5R magazine☕🥞

英語の翻訳は間違いがあったら、直してくださいね！ 🙏

Joker Profile Translation

CODE NAME: Joker

ARCANA: ?

GUN TYPE: Handgun

STRONG AFFINITY: -

A student by day, and a Phantom Thief After School! He is the leader of the Phantom Thieves who leads his companions!

He is the Protagonist of this game who awakened as a "Persona User" during a certain incident. After being falsely accused and placed on probation, he was transferred to Shujin Academy. From there, he met his companions and formed "The Phantom Thieves of Hearts" with them. He works behind the scenes to reform the hearts of corrupt adults.

Initial Persona: Arsene

This is the initial persona that the Protagonist (Ren) awakens first, and his strongest attribute is Curse. He bears the name of Arsene Lupin, the famous great phantom thief, and lends his strength to the Protagonist when the Protagonist is cornered. Unlike the personas of the other Phantom Thieves, Arsene can be used as an ingredient for persona fusions, or be summoned from the Compendium.

CHARACTER REVIEW

Pay attention to the new characters and the new confidant interactions!

In this game, the main highlights of the Protagonist is how he will interact with Akechi who has a newly reformed confidant, and his interactions with the new characters Kasumi and Maruki. Since Kasumi in particular is a female character, the Protagonist can have a special relationship with 10 people at the same time with her and the existing characters!?? As a Phantom Thief, he can use the new wire ability for movement or exploration and encounters. Please enjoy more thief-like and spectacular actions with this. In battle, he uses multiple personas to be an active role as the core of the party!

⬆️ Hook the wire to a specific location and travel through long distances instantly! It is a new game mechanic that is essential for exploring the palaces in this game, and it is also very cool when you decide to do it. It is also useful for obtaining the new Will Seed items.

Goro Akechi Profile Translation

CODE NAME: Crow

ARCANA: Justice

GUN TYPE: Ray Gun

STRONG AFFINITY: Bless & Curse

The "2nd coming of the Detective Prince" who pursues the case of the Phantom Thieves.

He is a 3rd-year high school student who holds the title of a detective. He had solved numerous difficult cases and is even been called the ""2nd coming of the Detective Prince" by the media. He initially was in pursuit of the Phantom Thieves, but for some reason, he ends up working alongside the Protagonist and his group……

Initial Persona: Robin Hood

This is Akechi's initial persona. He bears the same name as a legendary gentleman thief who was active in medieval England. He specializes in Bless and Curse attributes, and his offensive skills will obliterate any enemy that stands in his way.

Another Appearance Of Akechi In His Darker Outfit…….

In the official PV, there is also a scene where you get to fight alongside Black Mask Akechi. But this seems to probably happen during the 3rd semester…..

⬆️➡️ Fighting alongside Black Mask Akechi is a dream come true for the P5 fans. Since Akechi didn't use his Black Mask form in "Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth", Royal will be the first game where Black Mask Akechi is playable and uses Loki. Drag out the truth with his more aggressive powers!

CHARACTER PROFILE

Akechi's confidant got reformed in "P5R"!

The contents of the Akechi "Justice" confidant has been significantly renewed! In "Vanilla P5", his confidant automatically ranks up as the story progresses, but in this game, his confidant is manual. Therefore, unlike Vanilla P5 which only focused on the serious scenes regarding him, the normal everyday interactions with Akechi has increased dramatically which is nice. There are events that have also been added where you can go to various locations with Akechi. When you have the chance, make it a priority to rank up his confidant, and get to the bottom of his true intentions!!!!

⬆️ Many new events have been added to show an unexpected side of Akechi! As you rank up his confidant, you will be able to obtain an ability that is characteristic of the great detective Akechi which is the "Sleuthing Instinct" which allows you to detect an enemy's affinity at the start of battle.

[jwanniie]

Hello can I request for g!p chaewon x fem reader? Wherein cheawon gets a boner during a concert and reader forces chaewon to hold until they get back home and chaewon fucks reader roughly? Lol idk how this stuff works im new to Tumblr and it's my first time requesting

Im not really satisfied with how this came out but hope you still enjoy it!😔

You came to your girlfriend Chaewons concert that she invited you to, it was a pretty normal concert, fans filling the stadium, music blasting as loud as possible and Members having fun singing and dancing and interacting with their fans. It was your first concert after being In a relationship with Chaewon and you decided to come to her concert to surprise her because when she first invited you you denied not really liking being in very loud places but changed your mind at the end. Once she saw you her eyes widened while a big smile found their way on her face. She came to where you were holding a sign where was a picture of Chaewon, and you decorated it. She walked towards you and interacted with you as a fan, smiling and giving high fives and laughing with you. Through the concert Chaewon came to your section more and even when she wasn’t there she stole glances at you. As the time passed Chaewon had a small tent on her pants, she couldn’t help but get a boner of the thought of you. Chaewon walked one last time to your section giving you a puppy look, she gave you puppy eyes. You quickly understood when you saw the small tent, you just looked at her with wide eyes and told her no, she wanted when the members get a break and before the other half of the concert starts, she would fuck you in some storage room. But you didn’t want to risk getting caught so you denied. Chaewon left your section with a pout and sad eyes, you felt bad but she could have her time with you when you both are home.

The other half of the concert soon started and it ended fast, the members bid their goodbyes to their fans. Fans left fast and now its members time to go home, Chaewon asked if they could drop her at your house, so they did.

Chaewon opened your apartments door with the spare key you gave her, and she left her shoes and jackets before heading to your bedroom.

After you came from the concert, you took a quick shower and just laid in bed, reading your favorite book. When you saw Chaewon in front of your bed you, placed your book at the night stand. “How was the other half of the concert?” Chaewon didn’t bother to answer, she hovered over you and pinned your arms above your head. She was quick to take off your clothing, leaving you naked under her touch. She traced her fingers slowly down all over cheek to your hardened nipples, making you hiss. Seeing your reaction her face mustered a dirty smirk. As much as she wanted to tease you. She still had the boner from the concert.

The sweaty bodies slapping against each other, a squelching sound echoing through the room Chaewon was in the process of ramming your brains out. Her thrusts were rough and deep, making you take and feel every inch of her length.

Her thrusts never stopping, she was pounding into you at an inhuman speed. “C-Chae s-slow down p-please” you sobbed out, your pleas falling to deaf ears. “Nah, can’t do that baby” she responded in the middle of her thrusts. Your abused pussy was too sore, and overstimulated. She made you cum four times and not stopping even after she came. “So close baby hnnggh”she moaned out. She rested her head on the crook of your neck, inhaling your vanilla perfume. The smell itself could make her cum, her seed filled your walls, the warm thick fluid soon started dripping down your thighs after she pulled out, both of you panting heavily.

“Im sorry princess” she mumbled while nibbling on your neck. “It’s ok chae” you reassured her. You gave her a quick kiss before spending the rest of the night in each other’s arms.

[harris-the-great]

I love ii but it WILL be the death of me. I keep thinking about how Baseball's storyline is just so damn tragic, and nobody notices. "Always strikes out", And he 𝘩𝘢𝘴 his whole life (his whole time on the show).

Not rejoining, even when he earned it (Paper most likely had the sympathy of fans due to Paper having been there the longest, but Baseball had also been there almost just as long, and- 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴. He 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 threaten to kill anyone upon his release! /sarc)

having a constant stream of ridicule from the other contestants regarding his weight lasting S1 AND the start of S2. Why do they even CARE about his weight brah. Ohhh, that's right! Meshart4 fated him to never get what he wants, like people 𝘯𝘰𝘵 seeing him for only his weight. Womp womp, I guess. Wow Mephone, projecting, much? (Also [in my opinion] weight seems VERY irrelevant for objects to care about, due to how most things that could change the appearance of a human [such as; diet, physical strength, hygiene.] Don't really change an object's appearance.) ((Also also being criticized for his armless-.. ness(?) Ouch.))

As much as being a team leader seems like it would be a 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 thing, with the team he had, it was like being a single mom of 10. Having to mediate all of the drama in his team whilst leading it in the first place put so much pressure on him, not to mention having the weight of his friend's problems weighing on him making things harder to deal with. The reason he and Nickel had that lil tussle back in s2e10, was BECAUSE Baseball had so many bad things happening to him. He just wanted that little reassurance that even with all the crap happening, he was an at least half-decent leader, and all he got was his best friend making a joke about it, and downplaying Baseball's very real feelings. He tried to save it, but just that first comment I feel definitely affected Baseball in a negative way.

//(Lil detour time, I wanna talk about how Nickel affected Baseball in GENERAL [for the better AND the worse.], Baseball clearly views Nickel as his best friend, even after everything they've gone through in season 2, but I don't think that's necessarily a good thing. I think it shows that Baseball was too scared to try and make new friends in the game, as to not accidentally make an enemy. I feel this is because Baseball was slowly realizing that most things he tried to do wouldn't go his way, so he'd cling on to Nickel as his only friend, hoping not to lose him, feeling lucky to have him at all (and Nickel would know all about luck/jjjjjjj). This lead to Baseball disregarding some of Nickel's actions towards himself and Suitcase as to preserve his relationship with Nickel. Though, I do feel that the bond they had was real. It started in season 1, where there was less drama built up over time(ex; Tophy and Knife in s2e1 planting the seed for their inevitable rivalry, vs Taco randomly being that bitch and that hoe. /silly), so Baseball most likely wasn't thinking about "preserving his friendship" with Nickel, but rather being friends with him in general. This gave them that time to have genuine interactions that build up the trust between the two. This is why Baseball played along with whatever Nickel did, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. That friendship was real, and Nickel was taking advantage of Baseball without even realizing it. I doubt his did this consciously due to his s3 arc, and how he was programmed that way. Nta. /silly. Nickel getting eliminated was a real roadblock for Baseball because (as aforementioned) Nickel was Baseball's only real friend in the game at this point, and Baseball still had that very real connection with him. This is why I feel he was so awkward in s2e14, as he was trying to have that confidence that Nickel had, and he never did. As much as that's really good for him- like, yay! You go girl!! It's inadvertently horrible for him specifically, because he is hardwired to have all of his efforts for naught. It took Baseball all of s2e15 talking to Suitcase to realize all of Nickel's wrongs, and how ignoring them put him in the wrong too. Once he finally realized that, it seemed like Baseball was really coming into his own! Working out his own issues bit by bit.

WRONG!!🤑👅💜 s2e16. We got only one Baseball and Nickel interaction, but it was enough to change Baseball for the rest of the life he had left. Watching Nickel die/get X'd was like s2e13's elimination put to an extreme. It's clear that - even thought he was working out his issues - Baseball still had that strong attachment to Nickel. People respond to grief in many ways, but when things get too much for one person, they can simply go numb. Baseball was in a very sensitive mental state, and this really hit him where it hurts most. His best friend. He went numb, not telling anyone what he saw. Even in Baseball's last moments, he tried to take that leader-like stance, and help everyone but himself, just as Nickel told him he could.) // lil detour over (I say lil as if this wasn't long as HELL💜)

Though I did connect back to the main claim occasionally, Nickel was a very important part of Baseball's character development that matters to this conversation imo.

Getting out in s2e15 was also (possibly) a place where Baseball's programming played a part (alternatively, he got out because Suitcase had too many negative experiences with Baseball, and thought that her deep emotional views of him would impair her gameplay in the finale.) "Always strikes out", even with the people he thought were friends. Even with the person he thought was his friend. Even with Suitcase. I feel the reason Baseball had the response he did, was him coming to terms with things just not going his way, which sets him up in that sensitive mental state in s2e16. He seemed to have come to terms with Suitcase choosing Knife, and didn't want to procrastinate on the obvious, that he was just never enough. Not enough for Suitcase, not enough for his team, not enough to win the game.

He just wasn't the guy who could do it. And he knew he never would be.

He always strikes out.

[coffeegnomee]

All About You

This is about to be the most meta analysis post of my life, but something that has fascinated me the most about lifesteal recently: chat is the 38th member.

As a live stream story, lifesteal is always going to be affected by the live audience, the streamer reading messages, talking back and forth, sometimes doing what chat wants. This is the streamer-chat dynamic. It's natural, it's part of the story.

But something that has fascinated me particularly since season 4, particularly post zam's break s5, and Particularly in s6 since I've started interacting on tumblr, is just how much chat influences the lore and how much we influence each other.

At each of these moments there was a shift in the PrinceZam streamer-chat dynamic.

Season 4 was a lot of anti-lore chatters. People who blah blah blah'ed it up whenever Zam went into a spiral about what he should do. It heightened the feeling of isolation and confusion, especially as some chatters (shoutout van) tried to gently encourage zam in his decision making, giving counter points to the negativity. Unfortunately it often just lead to more confusion as chat was split 50/50 on almost every decision.

In season 5, after the break, there was a reset of the mod team to the team we have now (knowing most of you are here potentially reading this is weird.) These were the best chatters of s4, the ones who became highly invested in Eclipse, and lifesteal in general, and Zam in particular.

In season 5 the hivemind of the mod team getting excited about lore was hilarious to watch. Half the team reprimanded backseating of the rest of the mod team (shoutout meep), the other half lored it up (shoutout chips), everyone loved it. 'Credit to the artist' was born as direct quotes from chat made it into the character.

Read that again: Direct Quotes From Chat Made It Into The Character.

That is weird.

No longer was it simply the mind of PrinceZam forming the character of Zam, as we watched and reacted, but chat itself became an integral part of the lore (these are his amends. make him repent) forming and shaping it, right alongside Zam, into what that season became.

In particular the conversations as the Joker (specifically the Jumper yap in your president doesn't care about you) brought out comparison after comparison to past seasons of princezam as chatters brought up and compared jumper to zam season 3. This sparked a huge renaissance of past season analysis of Zam which became heavily integrated into the final months of the server, with zam to minute, with minute bringing up his own inspiration of season 3 zam, and with zam musing about how each character approaches what past seasons mean to them (concluding, iirc, that they remember it but it doesn't matter to them. tell that to s6 zam lol).

In season 6 the dynamic has shifted again. Credit to the artist has died down, usually in favor of admitting he's reading a suggestion from chat, but the back and forth conversation, reading out specific messages, from often the same few people (shoutout arch and van and citrus (hi citrus)) has flourished more than ever (also shoutout the new chatters. there's been a turnover again and a lot of new names who are consistently affecting the lore)

Right at the end of season 5 I began interacting on lstumblr and writing and reading posts. It came from the end of season conversation about The Mering essay, Barrier Blocks: a breakdown of lifesteal in 22k words about season 4 and conflict. It wasn't the first time that essay and the story of Eclipse Federation was brought up and analyzed on stream as Zam encountered head on that his darkest time on lifesteal was the defacto fan favorite story of the server.

The analysis of the chatters was being shared with the streamer and therefore, the character. These were the seeds of thinking deeply about his actions in s4 and s5 and how he actually felt about them and not just moving on and forgetting.

And then something else started happening. Maybe it happened often before, and I was just not aware of it; I do remember a few times in s5 the mod team referencing and asking zam questions about his character that they had talked about or mused over between each other on discord. So it was happening to some extent, but particularly since starting to hear your opinions and analysis about the story on tumblr, I'm seeing a new trend in s6.

The fandom stream snipe:

When someone in chat innocently brings up something I damn well know was talked about on here just the day before.

Some analysis about a previous stream. Some wishful musing about interactions we hope to see. A tidbit about a previous stream that was unresolved.

And it changes the lore just as much as Planet is known to change the lore by talking to Zam.

The two instances that got me really thinking about chat being the 38th member were recent:

After 4c betrayed there was of course a lot of discussion and the general consensus was the we would love to see another 4c and zam conversation. Especially after 4c gave kab the disc, and zam did the short confrontation of him with derap. Multiple people, I mean it was on everyone's mind, wanted another interaction.

And when the timing was good, chat struck. Or should I say, van cooked. After Zam wrote signs about kab and wondered what to do about his interactions with her, someone mentioned 4c, and the door was opened to talk about what we were all wondering about. Van delivered, nearly single handedly driving the conversation towards talking to 4c, musing that it felt unresolved. When zam got distracted by demi talking about his base, van brought the discussion back around to 4c and the rest of chat started cooking too, innocently encouraging a second conversation. And Zam /msged 4c to talk.

It would not have happened without chat.

The second was yesterday: talking about Leo potentially being a mole. I had analysis, I know zy had analysis, I think others did as well. But until chat started bringing up fandom analysis, zam and derap were not sus of Leo in the slightest. Zam was only partially suspicious about Mapicc wanting to kill Flame, but he only thought of it in terms of letting Mapicc down.

And it got me thinking; at what point are we stream sniping ourselves? It's not really stream sniping (though the 4c one gets very close) because it's based on our own analysis, and usually just based on zam's streams, or doesn't include knowledge that isn't known.

But that Leo analysis was lifesteal spoiler walled. It was, by default, something that was kept hidden from lifestealers on tumblr (though less for zam and more for anyone else), though, as a theory, is it really a spoiler? But as a theory, is it really meant to be seen by the character? Unless we were a member and wanted to tell our teammate we thought something was up?

It's an interesting conundrum. Our analysis is a hivemind of hyperfixating viewers who Think about lifesteal all the time, rewatch streams, watch everyone and know how everyone is likely to be thinking and acting, breaking it down, reading each other's analysis and cultivating a deep web of theories and hopes and dreams about this lovely server of ours.

And that holds weight. All the minds of the viewers pushing together to have an affect on the server. Honorable mentions are our opinions/analysis on lskab that ran rampant in chat for that like month, and, in the opposite direction, mer's rewatch of s4 ending in a "i wish zam could talk to vitalasy again" post which plausibly reignited the deep dive thinking about that season and then culminated in this past saturday's stream!

Would PrinceZam the character ever have wanted to talk to vitalasy nearly half as much without the love of the fandom (not just mer) for eclipse federation that persists to this very moment nearly 2 years later?

We mighteswell be a member on the server asking zam to talk to someone!

Not to give us a big head.

I'm in no way criticizing these actions. I don't have an opinion either way for when it's too much. It's part of the medium to have a chat. Lifesteal would simply not be lifesteal without the audience interaction and this influence is hardly new to the story. One could say the ls story never got started until the audience cared enough about the story as story to have an opinion on where it should go.

And it's the same with the server members: they have to care about the story enough to log on and be in the story. And then they start affecting it and the story is created.

[daisynik7]

cw: established relationship, smut - PIV sex, cunnilingus, ass slapping, pet names (good girl, good boy) - MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Author's Note: This is so so silly y'all, I'm sorry. As an avid fan of ugly sweaters, I just couldn't resist this one. 😬 Divider credit to @/cafekitsune!

It’s the ugliest sweater he’s ever laid eyes on, yet Nanami finds himself wearing it, grimacing at his own reflection in the mirror. “Honey,” he calls out to you. “Are you sure about this?”

The distinct sound of jingling bells grows louder the closer you approach him, wearing the same exact sweater. There’s tinsel haphazardly spread across the chest, puff balls sporadically glued throughout the fabric, and of course, bells littered in what seems like every inch. You found it at a local thrift shop and just had to buy it for the upcoming holiday party with your friends. With this, you’re determined to finally win the contest against reigning champ Satoru Gojo, who always wears the same sweater every year, one that plainly has the word “HO” stitched on it. 

You stand beside your husband, beaming at the mirror, admiring your outfits. “What do you mean? It’s an ugly sweater party! This is perfect!”

He pinches at the sides of it, cringing at how each movement emits a ringing that’s already grating on his ears. “It’s so…loud.”

You shimmy, sounding like a tambourine. “I know, isn’t it great?!” You grab onto his hips, forcing him to sway with you. “Come on, sweetie! Are you going to be naughty or nice for me tonight?” you tease him. 

He finally cracks a smile, giving into your silliness by wiggling in place ever-so-slightly to produce a jingle. You giggle, sliding your arms around his neck, giving him a big smooch on the lips. “Thank you. You’ve been a very good boy this year.”

He lingers on your lips, voice low and sultry now. “How about you? Are you going to be a good girl for me tonight?”

You bite your lip. “Kento…”

Soon, the both of you are naked from the waist down, ugly sweaters still intact. You’re bent over the edge of the bed, legs spread apart, ass cheeks stinging from Nanami harsh slaps on your flesh, enjoying the way it jiggles with each solid smack. “Good girl,” he says, squeezing your cheeks in his firm grip.

You can’t help but think this is some sort of payback for making him wear the ugly sweater, though you don’t mind it one bit. “Fuck me, Kento,” you whine, pussy already wet from foreplay.

“Not yet,” he growls, turning you over to face him, laying you flat on the mattress. “Your good boy is going to be very naughty first.” He dives into your arousal, licking your clit with long strokes of his tongue, lubed-up fingers pumping in and out of your slit. You squirm in pleasure, the bells of your sweater ringing with each little twist of your pliant body, yielding to his every touch. He puckers his lips around your swelling bud, sucking on it until you’re gushing all over his face. 

The cacophony only gets more intense when he’s pounding you from behind, you on all fours, him slamming into you. Each thrust produces a new chime adding to whatever symphony of sex you’re creating in the bedroom. After your third orgasm, Nanami flips you over one last time, a wicked grin on his lips, relishing the fucked-out expression on your face as he strokes his cock fast in his fist. “Naughty girl, getting our sweaters all filthy. I guess it won’t hurt if I get them a little messier, right?” He moans, shooting his load onto you, spilling his seed all over the bells and tinsel. 

You’re absolutely certain now that this is revenge for the whole ugly sweater thing, though you don’t let it deter you. After carefully hand washing it, the two of you manage to win this year’s ugly sweater contest, and Nanami can no longer contain the hard-on he has as you parade around in it, reminding him of when you first christened it. He rushes home that night to fuck you once again in that sweater, finally making his peace with it. 

[existentialterror]

ARG notes: ZampanioSim

Okay, a work this metafictional and also that (I think) responds to audience interaction is going to need a high-caliber gimmick. Hang on.

...

Alright. Hey guys, catfishAnabasis (Light) here, taking a moment out of my surprisingly busy day tell you about a weird thing on the internet.

ZampanioSim is an intricate and brainbending ARG. It takes direct inspiration from Homestuck, The Magnus Archives, and House of Leaves, as well as the creator (JR, jadedResearcher/justifiedRecursion)'s previous canon of Homestuck fan-work and games. A major theme is "unreality".

HERE IS YOUR TRAILHEAD.

Feel free to ignore the rest of the writeup and check it out now.

I know very little about JR's other work, right now. However, among my many INTERESTS, I am something of a TMA ENJOYER and an AMATEUR INTERNET INVESTIGATOR, and if I were in a HOUSE I like to think I could LEAVE it pretty easily.

So, yeah. I figured I'd just describe my experience of this rabbithole and maybe you'll want to check it out too. I'm sure this will only scratch the surface.

ZampanioSim is structured as a nested labyrinth. In the same way that:

Homestuck is a webcomic framed as an interactive adventure game about an account of kids playing a video game (Sgrub) that doesn't exist, and

House of Leaves is a novel framed as a found scholarly discussion about a documentary (The Navidson Record) that doesn't exist about a house that doesn't exist,

ZampanioSim is a game-based ARG framed as an attempt to simulate a game (Zampanio) that doesn't exist based on a found FAQ of the game (that only sort of exists).

More concretely, ZampanioSim features a lot of nested browser games, as well as audio, narrative, an actual audience-interactive narrative game (the way Homestuck was originally), external websites, and more.

The starting point is, of course, the House:

ZampanioSim takes full advantage of the browser as medium. There is content accessible via the address bar, developer tools, cookies (I think), the developer console, and probably more that I haven't realized.

Like, to give you a sense of the kind of rabbithole we're dealing with: Here's a map I made of the House outset page today:

...And I say today because the House does change over time. Today (a friday) when I clicked on the EastEast route, for instance, I was greeted by this grotesquely distorted version of Rebecca Black's "Friday":

Okay, let's talk about what we have going on in the House map, starting from the doors and working out. (I've given some of these my own names for clarity.)

North

The Classpect Menu Game:

This, I think, is the main titular "ZampanioSim". It's the part that's intended to recreate the experience of a supposed old computer game, but by and large, you only experience the menu screen, not the rest of the gameplay. You can select attributes (based on Homestuck's Classpecting system + the Magnus Archives fears) gain points and select skills and (depending on your seed) eventually "beat the game". It's glitchy, it's a hellscape, there's an entity or two in the menu system that are trying to talk to you. It's great fun. Contains links to a rabbithole (which you can plug passwords into for more secrets) and + some secrets to you in the credits.

(While mostly the aspects seem to add flavor to the menu options, there's a special class called "Waste". This appears in neither TMA nor Homestuck, but comes from a fan or meta-joke that Andrew Hussie and Toby Fox, the writer and a major composer for Homestuck, are classpected* as the "Waste of Space" and "Waste of Time". By telling it you're a "Waste"you're more likely to get weird glitches and new options in your Classpect Menu game run - there's a fun recurring element in some of these games about the game changing depending on who you tell it is playing. I learned about the Waste trick from JR's youtube channel. Also, setting your birthday as Halloween might also do something.)

I have no idea if the different iterations of games here are substantially different. I haven't checked. There's a lot going on. "There's a lot going on" is a good summary of ZampanioSim overall.

*( Uh, classpecting is this in-Homestuck personality system where game players are a [Role] of [Element].)

Eyedlr: Eyedol Games is the company that supposedly made the original game Zampanio. Eyedlr is their spambot-filled tumblr clone, which also has secrets in it. (Actually, just assume everything has secrets out.)

East

The House Exploration game: It has the same setup screen as the Classpect Menu game, but this one drops you into a game with visuals: An infinite(?) procedural house you navigate with imagery derived from your choices.

Peewee's exploration game: When it's not blasting Rebecca Black's Friday But Weird into your ears, the EastEast route is another procedural infinite(?) maze, except that you type directions to Peewee, a snake guy with goggles who also moves around on his own. This one also introduces named characters we learn more about elsewhere.

Bathroom text: Procredural bathroom maze, unless it's just some text telling you to take a break. ZampanioSim really likes telling you to take breaks and hydrate, so that you can better appreciate and spread Zampanio.

Absolutely not. Also, I'm a busy woman. I have to finish this writing summary first.

South

The Train Game: a game - notably not a maze - where JR walks down a series of train corridors and monologues to you about the game and the "reality" behind it.

The mazecrawler game: You tell a little guy how to navigate an infinite(?) maze - and if you choose right and open up your browser's Console menu, you can learn a great deal more about

West

The only West route is AdventureSimWest, which is an actual text narrative game where readers submit commands that the author incorporates into updates - just like early Homestuck. It's still going. The logs are extensive but it's mostly about the antics of a new employee at Eyedol Games, which is stuck in a time loop.

Other

Then there's some other scattered clickable text -

The truth about alt: An exchange between two shapeshifters.

A transcript: A dialogue between two people who apparently work for Eyedol Games.

The lower left leads you to an apparently rotating selection of other Zampanio-related games. I particularly liked NagaGirlfriend.

None of this is even the stuff you can reach this page exclusively through the Console menu.

And much more

And there's a lot of stuff that's NOT branching directly off of the house. There's other things you find buried in links or by searching - a discord and a wiki that both straddle the line between in-character and -out, Archive of Our Own content, a youtube channel, the Eyedol website...

Is there a "story" to ZampanioSim?

Yes.

Like I said, there's a lot I haven't seen yet. But what's going on is something like this:

JR is attempting to recreate this game, Zampanio, of course, and tap into its fanbase. The game Zampanio is an infectious meme. Eyedol Games is a transdimensional company that is perhaps both trying to spread the meme and contain it, by removing its spores, e.g. the Zampanio FAQ - the thing that inspired JR to make ZampanioSim - from the internet.

Various parts of the game recognize that they are fictional and may identify you the reader/player as "Observers".

There are a few recurring characters who have gotten swept up into the meme, either working for Eyedol or trapped in ZampanioSim or both, and have followed it from variant to transdimensional variant.

(this is an image from homestuck. it's a reference.)

Japes aside, this is a brain-bending, very cool, and completely ludicrous unfiction project which I believe is made mostly by one person with an unparalleled hand for web sorcery, whimsy, and vibes. The vibes are so good.

The host website, Farrago Fiction (which AFAICT is a multi-person project), hosts a number of often-homestuck-inspired weird games and simulators.

I know ZampanioSim is now a few years old and is still actively updating. Consider checking it out.

2024-08-24 edit: Part 2!

[venusacrossthestars]

Here is a more put together post of my thought on Sunrise on the Reaping

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

I want to start this off by saying these are my opinions, and overall thoughts on the book. I do not want to argue in the comments or reblogs.

I've seen many say that SotR is a fan service; of course it is. People have been begging for Haymitch's games for years. HOWEVER- that is not a bad thing!!!

You can clearly tell the fan service elements with the inclusion of Mags, Wiress, Beete, Effie, Katniss's Parents, and even the Lucy Gray mentions. However they all play a part in Haymitch's story now and later on in Catching Fire and even The Mockingjay.

Mags and Wiress were added as the Mentors for 12 because we as readers already know about them. We see Mags first in Catching Fire when she volunteers for Anne, how she interacts lovingly with Katniss and ultimately sacrifices herself. We as an audience already trust her. So we don't find it strange when Haymitch seeks comfort in her. And it's at this point it's be 39 years since Mags won her games, and what is a good way to keep her spirit broken-not only training kids from your district to fail, but kids from other districts too.

The same applies to Wiress, we see her in CF, as someone who is already a little off their rocker. A victor who won her games in a not so significant, non-rememberable way. Exactly why she was chosen to mentor 12- the forgettable district.

Beete and his son Ampert were added heart-breaking inclusion and answers Katniss's question "do the victor's kids get reaped?" This is essential to the early seed of the rebellion. I was heartbroken at his inclusion in the story, but I see how it was necessary.

Overall, the addition of the past victors make it much more meaningful to us as an audience in CF when Katniss picks them as allies. We know what they mean to Haymitch, the narrative, and the overall rebellion development. And in the deleted scenes Plutarch switches the 75th Quarter Quell card. But it makes you wonder, was the 75th tributes rigged to ensure the rebellion? The fire was buring with Katniss and Peetas win, they had to strike while the iron was still hot.

The addition of Katniss's parents- Burdock and Asterid- is a welcomed one, especially seeing how it ties into the Lucy Gray to Katniss Everdeen related theory pipeline. Each of their bestfriends getting reaped, something Asterid then relives with her own daughter.

I've seen some backlash on this addition, the biggest complaint being "why didn't we know this in the original trilogy?"... Katniss was the textbook definition of an unreliable narrator. It's also entirely plausible that Haymitch distant himself from everyone- fearing their fates would turn out the same as his loved ones.

Haymitch also being the one to give Lorane Dove the poison is heartbreaking. Snow could've done numerous things to her, but in the end made Haymitch be the one to kill his love.

Suzanne Collins message is clear. You don't have to read between the lines to understand what she is saying in SotR. It's a warning, and one that is in your face.

It's a callout to leaders; past, present and future and a warning to leaders now and to come. Rebellions happen, they take time and failure, but they happen. And when they do no one is left unscathed.

Propaganda and Censorship are very heavy themes in this book and at times (IN MY OPINION) are overly done. I understand the importance of not censoring the truth and we see how easily the Capitol manipulates the truth of the games, something that all current governments are capable of. But it felt like every page I read had the words propaganda and censorship in it. But it got the message across.

All in all, I throughly enjoyed the book. I found it fansicating that Haymitch was the "original mockingjay" in a sense. It makes you wonder how many other tributes and their games were botched Rebellion attempts. Were Anne's or Johanna's also failed attempts? But we know that it took 25 years after Haymitch's games for the cycle to be broken. Victory is not won in a single day, it may take years but it will happen

[saintblk]

SHAWTYY! You are feeding my Kaldur obsession like that mannnn is delicious but if you can I was thinking a kaldur and wyynde x fem! Atlantean reader. Like she’s pregnant (or they wanna get her pregnant *wink wink*) fluff or smut or both. Like imma eat up anything you write sooo go crazy shawty!

(Like I just love them so much it hurts😭)

ah to have two fictional men manhandle tf out of me:( bby your mind 10/10 i love this scenario wish it was me fr. i woulda had this done earlier but i’m gonna blame it on school

cw: established poly!relationship, threesome, dubcon if you squint, centred around pregnancy basically, fem!atlantean!reader but it’s not described that much

THERE WAS a change in your behaviour; a slight but noticeable one. kaldur was the first one to notice it and didn't wait very long to tell wyynde. the two began observing you closely — well a lot closer than usual. it wasn't long before they discovered the reason for the shift in your demeanour. wyynde happened to catch sight of you with mera and her son. as you doted on the small boy, the glint in your eye became evident. from the way you interacted with all the children you came across, it seemed you desperately wanted one of your own.

which is how you found yourself sandwiched between your partners, crying incomprehensible words as tears ran down your face. it'd been only moments since your last orgasm; added to the numerous orgasms preceding it. the two members inside you had came several times before, but still they rammed into you, intent on doing it again.

"c'mon pretty girl." wyynde hummed, looming over you. "you can give us one more."

you barely manage to shake your head no in protest, an action that went seemingly unnoticed. below you laid kaldur, also buried deep inside your walls while he folded your legs up against your shoulders. this way, wyynde could kneel in front of you and slide into your tight walls. they were kind enough to slow down a little, letting you ride out your last high.

the blonde pressed a kiss to your neck, breath fanning against your gills. "last one, my love. don't you want a baby?"

the whine you let out was answer enough, just the thought making you clench down on both of them. it was difficult even considering bringing it up, but the thought of bearing their child made your heart ache and your stomach twist into knots. luckily, simply the image of you carrying their baby was their driving force that night.

while kaldur whispers sweet nothings against your buzzing skin, wyynde captured your lips and pulled you into an intoxicating kiss. the ache in your stomach had long since become a sweet pang that raked through you with every thrust.

your walls further constrict around the two men, rushing them towards their own release. wyynde throbbed against kaldur’s shaft before shooting his seed into you. kaldur followed, joining the other male in filling you to the brim. once they pulled out, kaldur took it upon himself to scoop the cum leaking out of you with two fingers and shove back into your cunt.

you think you’re in the clear when both men slide off the bed, leaving you to catch your breath. but soon enough you feel your body being lifted and put into a new position.

“i know we said it was the last one.” kaldur husked and planted a kiss on your forehead.

“but if you really want a child, we must make this count.”

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side note: kaldur uses contractions in his speech when he’s having sex cause he’s not thinking:)