#secrets are getting exposed!

[ruthplaysthesims]

Trouble in Tartosa..

There has been some rumors that Hilary plans to ask Carla to play at Greta's wedding. Lucia, feeling guilty for not protecting Carlos from the unfairness and cruelty he experienced while working for the Laurents, decides to confront her about it, not wanting to repeat the same mistake again.

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Lucia: Didn't think you'd actually show your face.

Hilary: If I had known it was you, I never would have shown at all. I wish I could say it's nice seeing you but it isn't.

Lucia: Glad to know we agree on something for once. But if it wasn't for what I'm about to say, I would not be here.

Hilary:  So why did you call me here? Make it quick. I have an appointment at the bridal boutique with Greta.

Lucia: It's about Carla. And Carlos too. I've let you live in your little fantasy bubble for long enough. That venue would be NOTHING if it wasn't for those children and now you have some NERVE to want to ask Carla to play at your daughter's wedding, knowing how you and your husband screwed her brother over. What is wrong with you?!

Hilary: Screwed him over? All I did was grant Solana her dying wish. If anything, he screwed himself over. That boy knew nothing about responsibility. I don't pay irresponsible people. 

Lucia: I know your ass did not just sit there and call that boy irresponsible. Do you know what that boy had to endure after Solana died?! Solana was a good woman and you and I know better than anyone what she (and her son) contributed to make that venue what it is today! How dare you dishonor her like this?!

Hilary: All I'm hearing is your endless yapping. What have YOU done to help him, huh? It's not my fault he chose to date Greta. He got his heart broken and humiliated us by leaving before his performance.

 Lucia: No wonder your daughter is so heartless! He left because of the way you treated him the entire time he worked there. All you and Hector ever cared about was the money  he was bringing in. You used him like he was some trophy and pretended to care for him for the sake of your reputation! I'll be damned if I ever let Carla go through that same bullshit! You better stay away from her. 

Hilary: Or what?

Lucia: Or I'm telling Alonzo everything. And telling Hector that you slept with Alejandro.

 Hilary: What proof do you have?

Lucia: You asking what proof I have is already admitting to it. To think I once saw you as a friend. You disgust me, Hilary! Stay away from Carla. Consider this your first and final warning...

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "You know what your traumatic backstory calls for?"

Vaggie: "Hugs?"

Charlie: "THERAPY!"

Vaggie: "Charlie, I don't need-"

Charlie: "Oh YOU don't need therapy? Really? Really."

Vaggie: "..... I'm perfectly functional. Also, it's my trauma."

Charlie: "And is this OUR loving relationship?"

Vaggie: "Of course it-"

Charlie: "The one I'm planning on spending the rest of my life in? Trauma included?"

Vaggie: "I- if, if you want to-?"

Charlie: "Just like how YOU'VE spent three years helping ME with the whole 'wow my family fell apart soooo fast let me cope by latching onto the dream of my disappeared mom while pretending it's totally fine I somehow feel even MORE distant from my dad who lives only a ten minute walk across town' thing? Making 'help charlie!' into your whole Reason for Being?!"

Vaggie: "Hold on, I wasn't in the best headspace when that slipped out-"

Charlie: "OBJECTION! Clear admission of truth!"

Vaggie: "-fuck."

Charlie: "And did you let me be there for you then, when your head was in a bad place? Or did you pull a 'I want to be alone' card?"

Vaggie: "I just needed- I didn't want to say anything else stupid."

Charlie: "Oh so you didn't wanna be dramatic about it, huh?"

Vaggie: "Yes- NO!"

Charlie: "Like how I can be dramatic?"

Vaggie: "It's not the same-"

Charlie: "Do YOU like being there for ME when I'M in a really bad no good and sad headspace?"

Vaggie: "You know I do."

Charlie: "Even when I go sit in a corner my own because I still can't believe there's someone in my life who'll want to come looking for me- who I don't need to apologize for being sad or 'dramatic' around- and who says she's HAPPY to be worrying about me?"

Vaggie: "Sweetie I am happy to worry about you."

Charlie: "Ah-HA! But I don't get to do that for you! YOU want me to be sad around YOU-"

Charlie: "Wait that sounds weird, uhh- oh whatever-"

Charlie: "Point is, I don't get to see YOU being sad around ME! And no, anger don't count! You like being grumpy! Grumpy is active! It feels productive and that's why you hate feeling SAD!"

Vaggie: "You just said you hide it from me too. Even after three years of being together."

Charlie: "Oh no really? Does that bother you???"

Vaggie: "It worries me!"

Charlie: "Okay then!!! EXACTLY! We both need therapy."

Vaggie: "...."

Vaggie: "That's fair."

Charlie: (preening) "Thank you."

Vaggie: “How the fuck did you not win that case up in Heaven.”

Charlie: "Angels are jerks and their minds are hard to change. Not my angel though. Mine is great~"

Vaggie: "Hold that thought until after I've asked this one question, sweetie."

Charlie: "Ask away!"

Vaggie: "How do we do therapy."

Charlie: "....."

Charlie: "H-"

Vaggie: "Without using Husk and alcohol. We are not paying him enough to deal with my angelic shit."

Charlie: "We could give him a raise- how much do you think-?"

Vaggie: "Not even if we gave him the hotel, babe."

Charlie: "Oh."

Vaggie: "So. What does sober therapy look like?"

Charlie: "Hmm....."

Charlie: "......."

Charlie: "Next question."

Vaggie: "Do you wanna just start off with a hug."

Charlie: "I want to pat myself on the back for having such a smart, supportive girlfriend- but you'll have do to it for me instead. While we hug."

-phone call time-

Carmilla: "You have five seconds before I hang up. Talk.

Charlie: "Carmilla, hi!!! It's about Vaggie-"

Carmilla: "No."

Charlie: "Oh ok! I just thought-"

Carmilla: "No."

Charlie: "-you seemed to really care about her, and maybe see a bit of yourself in her, maaaaybe you'd have some tips on-"

Carmilla: "No. Take her to Rosie's. Go with her and STAY with her."

Charlie: "Rosie- OF COURSE Rosie's! Right! I will!!"

Carmilla: "Don't take it personally when she tries to escape."

Charlie: "When she whats?

Carmilla: "The brooding silently in a chair and refusing to talk will also pass. Give her space. But don't leave her."

Charlie: "No no I won't, but why would she try esc-"

Charlie: "Oh Vaggie! No, I'm just on the phone with Carmilla-"

Vaggie: "WHAT."

Charlie: "-we're talking therapy ideas for you! And-"

Vaggie: (muffled swearing)

Charlie: "-she says Rosie's might be a good idea! You know, like how Alastor took there so I could talk everything out with someone finally, well I guess and also to get a cannibal army, but Rosie helping me with the you issue by laying my heart bare to her was the main good thing from all that, so-"

Charlie: "-VAGGIE GET BACK HERE!"

Carmilla: "Condolences on her having wings again. Good luck"

Carmilla: (hangs up to the sound of frantic flapping and yelling)

Zestial: "...."

Zestial: "...toss'ed to the very wolves... truly, that was wretched of thee."

Carmilla: "I owe them nothing."

Zestial: "And what of thyself?"

Carmilla: "Why, were my disinterested actions of a moment ago not self-serving enough for you?"

Zestial: "Thou art denying much in thine distance from her."

Carmilla: "I already have two daughters-"

Zestial: "As thou sayst."

Carmilla: "You are not my therapist, Zestial."

Zestial: "Nay- would that thou should'st yet find one, old friend."

Carmilla: "Be quiet."

Zestial: "Shan't~"

[lucaswarmhotchocolate]

Muggle college AU where Harry sneaks into tom’s dorm room (after making sure to drug tom’s water earlier ofc) and takes pictures of him while he sleeps and posts them online. because god fucking dammit, Tom riddle is the most annoying RA that could possibly exist, and he wants a little bit of light revenge.

Harry realizes that “light revenge” may have gotten out of hand around the same time he started stripping Tom, and suddenly he was balls deep in both Tom riddle and a felony. The gravity of the situation did nothing to prevent Harry from taking a video, even though it was just more evidence that could be used against Harry.

[writterings]

the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass

[brainrotcharacters]

My personal headcanon and claim made (Angel is a Pisces the way they enjoyed flustering early David with the goal in mind of dating him)

[scarlet-cookie]

I feel like out of all the layers of secrets and concealment Klein hides, the people that would probably be shocked the most if those secrets ever comes to light would be the Moretti siblings.

Imagine you have a brother. Brother was going to go find a typical 9-5 job, but then he suddenly “finds a better job” and boom all your livelihoods improve ‘cause of his earnings. He also starts to cook really well, but you chalk it down to him learning from his friend’s chef. Then one day, he dies on duty. You mourn for him and miss him desperately. You move to a bigger city and occasionally feel like he’s still around, but all you ever see are the new names popping up in the newspaper, such as Gehrman Sparrow, while you focus and continue on your life.

Then, somehow, years into the future, you find out he’s not dead. His grave is literally empty. Not only that, he’s also the great detective of the capital of your literal country, the crazy adventurer feared by pirates, the tycoon who was generous but mysterious and reserved, and a wandering magician granting wishes. Also, he’s a GOD. GOD. OF. A. LITERAL. CHURCH. Then you find out that HE’S NOT EVEN YOUR BROTHER. The brother you grew up with is long dead. It’s a stranger who has been and assimilated into his body and mind since the day your brother died. Oh yeah, that friend he said was the reason he’s a good cook? That friend has been dead even before your “brother”. And you swore you knew him well. He was a history student trying to get a good job for the future. What in the Evernight Goddess’ divine kingdom happened? Oh, yeah, speaking of Evernight, your “brother” is “Her” blessed. By the way, he still hasn’t gone to the theatre with you like he promised.

I don’t know how Melissa managed to find out The Fool = Klein (maybe some angel told her in a dream or Klein directly told her idk) but I can’t even comprehend how she managed to process that information. Like imagine waking up one day and finding out a close relative of yours presumed dead is now a deity. It’s definitely not an average Tuesday afternoon thing.

[maipiichii]

I think I've been drawing kirio looking too cool lately. gotta remind him of his roots again

[gardenofearthlydelightss]

vampire mistynat. that's it that's the post.

[leederpfucker]

If Saxton Hale and Miss Pauling were in Emesis Blue and entered the Conagher Slaughterhouse they would probably bring an end to the place and it's monsters in a timely matter

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Date week

Bruce and Selena go on a getaway date week. In order for them to avoid interruptions, they go to a small nowhere tourist trap town called Amity Park.

They end up regretting it after their fifth plan for the day was interrupted by a group of government agents shooting at Bruce rather ineffectually.

[reliquiaen]

Still Wakes The Deep? No. More like Various Deaths Simulator.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Zeal said if Innovation Inc. were to get a hold of Sebastian, they could turn him human again!!!

Oooooh 👀

[akkivee]

hifumi without his jacket has only been drawn a handful of times officially so we don’t have too much to compare it to, but like lol

would you say that’s a hifumin expression on his face in the upcoming album art lol???? or is that more gigolo????

[deus-ex-mona]

has chizuutan been sitting this close to aizo in class all this time…?

[soulofamy]

if shang tsung treating mileenas tarkat was supervised by rain and tanya, how is it that he was able to entice rain to his side but not tanya? and not only did he not entice tanya, she didnt even realize he was evil until sindel did. like how did that happen, did shang tsung really not even TRY to bring tanya to his side??

[sketch-twentytwo]

no melvin :(

He's...busy. (stewing....)