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I’m watching School Spirits and spoilers but I’m so confused why the whole town thinks she just randomly staged her own blood and ran away? Like not a single person thinks she’s been kidnapped??? Isn’t that the FIRST thought??
#like there’s nothing logical about any of these conclusions#first thought is kidnapping#second thought is murder#idk why everyone’s like oh I’m sure she’ll just wander back into town#I’m sure she’s fine#she’ll come to this horror fest#just walk right in like nothing happened#bruh if she went through the trouble of staging her death she absolutely wouldn’t come back#there’s not one thing anyones saying that makes any sense#school spirits#spoilers
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Ultimately the resolution of Jason and Cass fights comes down to the fact that while he has his own ideals that don't mesh with the bats, Jason can be flexible. DC skipped the whole reconciliation with the family but while he's willing to kill it's generally a means to an end to him, not the whole entire point unless you're talking about Joker. Meanwhile for Cass the question of killing vs not killing is dead serious to her which means any time they're working together and things start going off track it's like:
Jason: Look if we kill this guy we send a message to his boss which makes it easier for us to negotiate with him from a position of power and I just think that-
Cass, snatching one of his guns and pointing it at her own head: Go on, pull the trigger. Kill him. Kill me. Go tell Batman that you let his daughter die to make a negotiation easier. He already let you die so no problem right? You think we should die? You think our life only worthwhile as part of a plan, just because we're killers? Are we doomed? Are we rotten to the core with no hope of redemption? Go on then, kill us and kill part of your soul alongside it. You clearly don't care for it so why are you even trying? Kill yourself along with us, come on Jason let's all just die right?
Jason, slowly backing away: I think you may be projecting a tiny bit so just. Calm down before I call the suicide hotline please.
Cass, slowly lowering the gun and knocking the random henchman unconscious: Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy.
Jason: Mm yeah you know what I hate you actually. Fuck this mission I'll just shoot you right now if you're going to be this annoying about it.
Jason, explaining things later to Dick: So I just kept shooting at her until I ran out of bullets and we both calmed down enough to call a truce. We tracked the guy down and didn't kill anyone but I did blow up the batplane just as a last minute screw you. Is she always this uh... intense?
Dick: Yeah, one time I broke up with Barbara and she threw me out a window. She's just like that.
#dc#cassandra cain#jason todd#batfam#dc rambles#dick grayson#it's so funny how jason is like. a mass murderer. and yet he's more of a team player than cass#like yeah he's violent and unpredictable but if you're on the same team with the same temporary goal then you've got decent chances#meanwhile the entire team could be seconds away from dying with the only solution being to kill a guy with a bomb#and if you're on the team with cass she'll spend the last few seconds punching you in the face for trying to kill the evil guy#then disarming the bomb because she's just that annoying#I love her very much <3#i'm jason posting a lot recently sorry jtodd stans for clogging up his tag#I just like the thought of jason dealing with a mini bruce that has none of the baggage of being his dad#so it's just the experience of ramming his head into an annoying brick wall with zero catharsis of confronting your shitty father
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"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."
"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."
So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.
#hand in unlovable hand#Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually.#relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways#but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose.#Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous#and now there's two of them. terrible.#a pit stop in hatchetfield#Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose#nerdy prudes must die#Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him#I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right#grace chasity#jagertity#max jagerman#starkid#hatchetfield#hatcherverse#cakeart#Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart
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Shigaraki after seeing all of Izuku's memories with kacchan:
#bnha#mha#bnha 414#mha 414#mha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#izuku midoriya#bakugo katuski#shigaraki tomura#bakudeku#bkdk#decchan#someone save him#lmao#these gays are trying to murder me-shigaraki probably#im screaming at the thought of shigaraki witnessing all of the bkdk gay moments#he would been so done#imagine the news the gays give the villain second hand embarrassment at how oblivious they are#that he changes his mind at destroying the world so bkdk could talk and get together/jk…unless
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two best friends in a room, they might commit crimes!!
#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleauthor#ford squared#fordford#idk what is this just#NO BUT I AUTOMATICALLY THOUGHT OF THEM#fiddleauthor lets gooooo#idk what to write here damn#insert the most funny sentence you read in ur life#gay gay homosexual gayyy#f forgot the murder in seconds bc “omg ford stopp ur so funny” /jk
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I've been thinking about Talia lately and how Batman kept trying to get her to change her ways with killing and trying to apply his moral code onto her.
(ps idk if this is in any way canon I do know that it is something I've seen around a couple times)
So in light of that I thought why not give Talia a Loving relationship with people that won't discourage her own morals and beliefs while she also encourages theirs!
And I present Maddie and Jack as her new loving partners ( I think I've seen this ship go around before but I'm not exactly positive where), they have been dating casually for awhile before she got introduced to the Fenton kids (this would happen sometime after Damian goes to Bruce's)(she probably misses Damian)(not that she replaced him just misses having him around)
Danny being around 12 and Jazz being 14 finally got introduced to their parents partner and sure at first they were hesitant, but after a while they loved hanging out with her. With Danny talking about the stars with her and Talia encouraging Jazz's interest in psychology, id imagine they love watching Maddie and Talia have practice duels while they also help train them if they want too.
When Danny becomes a Halfa Talia most likely immediately knows and helps him when she's around and probably slowly helping Maddie and Jack believe ghosts are sentient beings to help with Danny trying to open up about himself.
I also %100 believe that when Vlad comes around again Talia absolutely hates his guts, 1.) for trying to steal Maddie and 2.) for trying to kill Jack (those are her partners back off Vlad!)
#danny phantom#dc#dpxdc#dc comics#batman#dcu#thalia al ghul#talia al ghul#talia x maddie x jack#dcxdp prompt#dcxdp#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc prompts#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#danny fenton#jazz fenton#vlad masters#vlad plasmius#damian wayne#Danny and Jazz see talia as a second mom#vlad is most likey just straight up getting murder attempts by talia#this is a prompt go nuts with it#i love hearing other people thoughts#good fenton parents#writing prompt
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this has been on my todo list for actual goddamn months. do you know how long i've been waiting to draw this fucking t
#why couldn't i draw it earlier#you may ask?#first of all how about you don't ask#second of all i was lazy#speaking of lazy i was like. half lazy in the coloring department?#its confusing#but anyways yeah i always thought this was a funny visual#i think i stole the idea from an @uzi-doorknob post a while back#but replaced n with v cause she seemed more likely to do dumb shit like this#i would've made this three days ago had i not gotten addicted to a certain something. thanks iz#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones v#serial designation v#you can tell exactly where i got even lazier somehow (the board)#art
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Now that I think about it, the way they immediately went for Annabel once they got confirmed "the truce" wasn't happening was definitely premediated IM CRYING are you telling me that here
these two were fully discussing MURDER like "yeah yk what if there's no truce were fucking throwing her off the balcony" LMFAO9O
#LIKEDJRSJRAUJ#they went STRAIGHT TO MURDER no second thoughts even contemplated#To be fair Duke was trapped to die inside a brick wall and Pluto was having borderline panic attacks mid hallways#for 2 days#I think they deserve to try this one out#nevermore webtoon#lenore nevermore#nevermore webcomic#annabel lee x lenore#annabel lee nevermore#nevermore#duke nevermore#pluto nevermore
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Also while I’m here does anyone else think about how his immediate thought was that the other party had died while fighting over gold (likely informed by his own past experiences) and then right after he says that Laios draws his sword, and you can see the horror in his eyes as he freezes up.
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#sort of#Hey guys it’s me back again with my normal feelings about this character#I think the reason I find this one scene so interesting is the way he reacts#we know he’s had. experiences with his party trying to murder him for personal gain and viewing him as disposable in the past.#We also know he’s close enough with Laios that he lets Laios call him by his first name#Which is not. Like. A casual thing.#Yet he still 100% thought Laios was gonna kill him over gold for a second here#Like the panic on his face makes that clear#I just find that really interesting
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If I spat the bile this rose in my throat in this fascist, death-worshipping maniac's face it would melt the flesh off his skull.
At the same time as Dems were pouring sympathy on the orange baby's boo boo today, Israel massacred nearly a hundred Palestinians in the designated safe zone of al-Mawasi. The only hospital in Gaza is just barely functioning after having been shut down by the Zionists. Of the three hundred injured it's unsure who will be able to get any treatment or survive.
#saw an eyewitness account of a child screaming crawling on the ground with his legs blown off until the second bomb buried him in the sand#the ones not blown apart were buried in the sand and the ones injured...#i keep finding deeper wells of rage and bloodlust in me than i thought was possible#every motherfucker voting for this decrepit murderous corpse deserves to die in the same fashion#not trigger tagging this because fuck all of you that's why#genocide joe#state terrorism#pro palestine protest#baby butcher biden#joe biden#us politics#blue maga#fuck the usa#zionazis#state brutality#knee of huss
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“average spirit medium gets accused of murder 3 times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. maya fey, who lives in capcom’s stock plot contrivance box & is accused 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
#i know this joke has 100% been made before#however. am playing spirit of justice. thought ‘lol wouldn’t it b funny if the first time maya gets screentime in this trilogy’#‘she gets accused of murder’#fellas. you would not believe what happened next#ace attorney#bee post#maya fey#spiders georg#somebody free my girl from the capcom contrivance box. she deserves to go 5 seconds without someone dying mysteriously in her presence
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Burning OMITB question, did anyone else notice Glen Stubbins get snatched in the background when Charles and Zach were doing their duo photoshoot??
#I thought it was so weird to have a famous actor’s character be in the background and it not be important#and then for like five seconds he’s yanked off screen#and struggling with someone#and the CC catches him saying something like#get away from me bastard!#and then he’s back#THATS IMPORTSNT RIGHT??#OMITB#only murders in the building#I forget my tag#agent h#agent report#omitb spoilers#only murders spoilers#only murders season 4
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son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control
#my characters#oops i fell in love#right is trying his best in the au to think about all the logic behind killing someone despite being a cleric SPECIFICALLY#bc he refuses to hurt anyone irl or in dnd and ok fine their warlock can have a little murder as a treat#and the body count is adding up and hes like ... so tired..... please can you not kill for five minutes im running out of excuses#fwiw he has the weird logic of the group in the base plot and the guy who is the gm here#is v open about ok but if we ask right then hell give an unhinged answer completely thought out and rationalized#and in fact asks him hey i know you refuse to hurt people but im having a debate with these two coworkers#if you had to commit a crime for aaaaaanyone on the planet who would you commit a crime for#and he doesnt even hesitate to say luca obviously to which the asker is like WHAT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER#YOU WANNA MARRY HER AND WONT COMMIT A CRIME FOR HER? but LUCA? of all people???? not even brent?#and right is just so confused because first off brent would probably be the one committing a crime for him without being forced#(brent agrees with this statement with a shrug) and second off luca has really weird coworkers and thought he was getting stalked for a bit#due to a misunderstanding with said one weird coworker so yeah obviously right would threaten the guy with a gun which is illegal and#third and final how could he face his beloved angel (the daughter mentioned above) if he was a criminal#he cant tarnish a sweet little innocent girls opinion by committing a crime IN HER NAME gosh fuck off with that attitude#he has STANDARDS thank you very much#and the three at the table are all like okay yeah that was really thought out on the fly youre right#also brent do not commit any crimes for him please and brent just nods in agreement bc ok he wont commit a crime unprompted#also hi animal crossing emotes are so fun to doodle for bye#once again i am baffled by how different the colors look on my laptop in the art program vs posting to tumblr#im going to go insane at how different they look#IM COLOR PICKING FOR MY OWN OCS AND ITS SO WRONG LOOKING IDK MAN
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Explaining to his next victim about The Make Believes and Nick Lightbearer to show them that he understands the music (and Nick) more than they do
Based off of that scene from American Psycho y’know
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Bonus sketch: Aftermath
#we happy few#whf#uncle jack#jack worthing#foggy jack#nick lightbearer#mentioned/implied at least#also would technically be implied lightfog too since he’s describing his obsession with him so#lightfog#mcart#tw blood#also clearly didn’t draw the poster or album I was lazy but I think it adds to it#for the second sketch he puts on the mask like how Patrick Bateman#puts on the raincoat before committing murder and just like how his hair gets messy from swinging the axe#jacks hair gets messy/like foggy jacks hairstyle for swinging the cleaver#anyway uhhhh I really liked to know how other peoples thought process works#by other people I wonder if neurotypical people think like this where like#okay I’ve been really hyper fixated with whf I really feel like I can’t draw anything else#but rn I’m also currently watching live action Batman movies#get to the Nolan trilogy and see Christian Bales performance and think#man he’s a good actor then think on when I watched American psycho for the first (and only) time#remembers how good he was in that he was really funny#suddenly had the connecting out of no where thought of to draw Jack as Bateman in this scene#thought is a quick flash but doesn’t leave my brain for days#and so I had to get it out of my system and now we are here#anyway wonder if neurotypical people have this kind of mindset where thoughts virtually come out of nowhere#but there’s a connecting branch#anyway uhh now that’s done I gotta focus on other drawings
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*grabs your shoulders* look at me. it was never about the minivan, nor the purse, nor the plushy. it was about the thrill shauna gets from having control in cases where not having control is expected, is normal. she took the gun (control where it is not expected) and jeff took it from her (her control shatters). she found control in the wilderness (again, where it is not expected) and upon them being ‘rescued’, it got taken from her again (again, control shatters). it is not and has never been about the minivan, it is about the uncommon control that comes with getting it back; to shake from pure excitement (almost an erotic excitement, with the way her breath started hitching) while holding a man under gunpoint because she is in full control.
#do you really really believe shauna shipman cares about that minivan#shauna who had to let go of her second half in the woods and ate her shauna??#‘it was about the plushy and callie’ no it wasnt#it was the last thing she thought of!!#to quote user maryblackwood#‘shauna gave callie her plush so that she could disguise her late night murder escapade as a selfless and moral act’#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers
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My favorite take on Nuziv/Vuzin?
They're stupid fucking idiots that don't know what the hell they're doing but god are they living for it
There you have it
#murder drones#nuziv#vuzin#envuzi#i like Nuziv more sounds neat#on second thought... that's Vuzin#yeaaa i like vuzin now it sounds so much better FUCK
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