#second hand embarasment

[blessed-pineapple-cruncher]

you know what? SVSSS opened my third, fourth, AND fifth eye

how you say? more like who. Shang Qinghua.

I have always gotten second-hand embarressment, from even the most innocuous of things. a character in a book talks loudly in a crowded room? embarresed. but SQH... SQH.....

he has no shame

he will throw himself at your legs, prostrating himself while bawling his eyes out, without a care. If it benifits him, he does it.

somehow, i have never felt embarreesed with him. his sheer does-not-give-a-shit powers are incredibly. how others percive him is of zero importance if it doesn;t endager him.

hes clever hes sneaky hes a bitch hes THE most shameless character and he has stolen my heart because he does. not. care.

i cannoot even...... how does he do it... any other character does anything slightly embarresgnig im like 'oh no this is hard to watch' i could watch him get kicked around like a football while screaming and cryig after agreeing to do so and ill be like 'go hamster go'

never in my life have i felt less emaressed than while reading about this dweeb <3

[disbelive]

God I fucking love it here...

[nighty-night-nh]

Would you guys believe me if I said my dumb bisexual ass dropped two sodas because I was too distracted staring at a pretty feeme today, yes or no

[emptyheadgamer]

Well, just finished the first episode of The magnus archives. My hopes are high for this one.

I kinda fell off with nightvale cause the episodes were increasingly becoming about long running characters and less about just weird happenings. Nothing wrong with that, but not quite the scp content meets forensics files format I was looking for. I will say that this first episode of TMA scratches that itch perfectly. I know that they're gonna draft away from it at some point from the fandom content I've seen, but to what degree will remain to be seen. Hopes are high

[stagefoureddiediaz]

buck's "sure i look at hot guy's asses that's totally normal" is straight (hah!) out of the Alex Claremont-Diaz book of latent bisexual tendencies like

Hey Nonnie

They are both Bi disasters working from the same playbook and I am here for all of it - its filling my life with such joy to see my own bi disaster energy reflected back at me - even if I might die of second hand embarasment in the process 😂😂😂

[xompeii]

The first Date scene with Buck and Tommy gave me so much second hand embarasment I had to pause it and go do dishes to fucking calm down.

[sweet-potato-42]

Tommyinnit posts scare me. He is so unhinged. Half of the stuff he deos is either really funny or extremely puzzling

i dont think theres any word in english that can express the feeling I get whenever that man posts about tubbo. Its some strange mix of confusion, second hand embarasment, thinking its slightlu funny and idk

[flyingtacoturtle11]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEAH YES YES YESSSSAA HE TOOK IT BACK LADIES NAD GENTELMAN HE TOOK IT BACKKKKKK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK THE LORD I WAS AGRAID UE WAS GONNA BE A DUMBASS BUT NO GOD THO THE SCENE THE SECOND HAND EMBARASMENT I COUODNT AAAHHH HE TOOK IT BACK!!

[waitimgoated]

p4 dude gives me such second hand embarrassment like i love dude so much but just not p4 dude. hes like such a bum and smelly too and the cutscene where he eats the dog treat gives me the ick LIKEBWTF ARE U DOING OMG IM GONNA FAINT FROM 2ND HAND EMBARASMENT

[tomshivdivorce]

my first pause the episode because of second hand embarasement in 4x05 - tom sitting at that god damn table

[normal-newt]

Trying to explain a thing.

So. Um. Imagine that, inside my mind, every word is tied to its meaning with a piece of string.

The word "cat" is tied with string to a picture of a cat, and the feeling of a cat purring, and everything already know about cats. Now imagine my brain cuts that string.

Can still remember the fluffy animal which purrs and has whiskers. Can still see the word "cat". But in my mind, the word has no connection to it any more. So my brain would see the word "cat" as nonsense, and skip over it.

For me, is not permanent seperate. Can often eventually re-tie the string. But for some words, the string comes loose easier, or is hard to find all the parts to connect.

Can still think those words. Can still write them sometimes. Can sometimes even guess were they go when reading. For me, some of the most avoided words are ones am not able to read.

"But Newt, some of the words in your blog title/ header are ones you avoid?" Yeah, so. Um. apparently wrote that while the string was working. And now can guess what is there, but not enough to make confident edit.

(If anyone can please rephrase it in second or third person, will be able to see if that's the issue. This feels as embarasing as getting hand stuck in plastic packging again.)

And this isn't always my most obvious problem but. Is definitely the hardest one.

So yeah. This was mostly just me practicing new ways to explain this. Because do not always know which words am missing. Peoples posts not meant to be read like accidental blackout poems. And means sometimes miss important things and not even realise.

And try to tell people might be me, me missed something important, but people just say to go back and re-read over and over words that no longer mean anything.

Just. Just want nice way to tell people that what they say is important, that am trying so fucking hard to know what they mean because want to understand and just... need a bit extra patience while trying to fill in the gaps left by own brain. Know it's not their job to fix but. Wish they'd give me little more chance and time to fix for self.

[lewisdidthat]

i literally have to mute this i keep getting second hand embarasment

[cherryblossum1]

Okies Part 3 Everyone!!! <3

So Tsukki sees just how much more nervous and tingly you get when he starts to gently rub your knees. He smiles at you once again seeing how much of a fight your putting to leave your hands where he had them.He starts to move his hands up your thighs and now he's found the end of your skirt and he's pulling it up. Now your pretty pink lace panties are showing and he just stares down at you. You still have your legs closed together tight and, quickly, he places his hands on your knees and spreads your legs so easily. You felt your knees weak from how horny you are which is why there was no clear struggle prying you open with just his bare minimum strength. As he did that, you let out a small mumble, he looses control when he sees your arousal dripping down your inner thighs and you panties are soaked at this point. You start to blush out of several different emotions, you could just feel the rush of heat running down your face, you felt weak, embarased, but also angry. He moves up to your face and is playing with the lace patterns on your panties, just as he's about to say something you feel his hand slide down, now the only thing covering your pussy from his fingers is that thin layer of pink panties your'e wearing. Just does this, you buck your hips towards his fingers and he says, " Why don' t we rake these off you huh." Your'e at a loss of words so all you do is nod your head but, this makes him upset, he moves his hand from your clit and puts it at your neck you feel a slight squeeze, " I wanna hear you say it c'mon". You studder the words but it comes out, " ye-es please t-ake off my panties." He smiles," see what happens when you listen to daddy." This makes your lips quiver, he then moves his whole body below you again. He removes your skirt and then slowly takes off your panties. His face is right under your cunt, you can feel his breath and his cocky smile only inches from you. He has his hands places on your inner thighs making sure you stay nice and open for him. You feel a long lick go against the bottom to the top of your clit. You moan loudly and arch your back at the sensation. You look down at him and you can feel him talk, " Are you gonna start listening?" You don' t make the mistake of not talking so you say " yes daddy." He squeezes your thighs and says good girl. That word makes you go CRAZY, every time those words fall from his lips your mind gets hazy and you can' t think straight. Lost in those two words you are unresponsive but soon awakened when you feel his thumb rub your clit and his tongue slowly make an entrance at your little hole. " Such a slut for me aren'ta". You don' t want to mess up so you agree and say " yes daddy." He starts to push his tongue farther, getting a taste of your pussy. His thumbs playing with your clit and you can't help but moan, your feeling this overwhelming feeling in your stomach, it's tightening and knotting. You feel your climax coming soon, any second now when... HE STOPS, this frustrated you soooo bad, your'e so angry you don't think before speaking. " WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!, I WAS ABOUT TO CUM!!!!" This angers him and he grabs your neck and picks you up close to his face, " excuse me, who gave you permission to speak." " You do as I say, you clearly haven' t learned your lesson." Tsukki was not having it, he was done with your selfish behavior never thinking about him. Without proper prepping he takes off his shirt and places it over your face, covering your vision, all you hear is shuffling until something pokes deep inside you. You squeal and tighten around his dick, he grunts at how tight you are. There you are, helpless, under Tsukki's control while he uses you like some rag doll. He's pushing deep in and out of you, and his pace is only getting faster and faster. You feel yourself near your edge, stomach tightening again, you feel it knotting up. Your about to come when, your pussy is tight gripping on to nothing, he pulled out..Now the message was clear to you, he wasn' t going to let you cum...

[randomthoughtsihadatnight]

I was laying my back against the wall of the cell, waiting for anything intresting to happen. I tried escaping, but, to my embarasment, I failed misserably.

As I was staring at the walls of the cell, I heard the locks open. Yes, locks, because thoose heroes thought that one lock wasn't enaught. I mean, they are right, but really?

As the door opens, I see three of them walk in, the three of them who I fought the most: Genna, Miguel, and Ophelia. Honestly I never found their hero names very intresting, but I'm not one to judge, I literaly called myself 'Iris', forgetting that it has other meanings than a flower. I turn to head and stare at them in the eyes.

I: Why are you here again? I'm not changing my mind, I gave you all the information I was willing to give, so you will be only wasting your 'precious time you could be using saving people'.

O: Actually, that isn't why we are here. Look, this may sound weird, but-

M: WHY DID THE CRIME RATE GO UP BY FUCKING 60%?

I was slightly surprised by Miguel's sudden outburst, but taking a closer look, all three of them looked... Tired? I was confused for a few seconds, untill I finally realised what was happening

I:...oh no, don't tell me, thoose heartless bastarts called 'The Council of Liberty' took controll, didn't they? And by the looks of the three of you, the entire hero comunity has been working over-time, am I right?

The three of them looked slightly confused, more or less. I could swear that Michael almost attacked me, but Ophelia gave him a stern look before turning back to me

O: We have no idea what you are talking about, but I want for you to know that any piece of info we will get whould be very valuable. Now, I know you don't really want to help us, but-

I: I'm in, what do you need to know?

O;M;G: What?

I: I said that I'm in. I whould do anything to see thoose assholes go down. Like the moment I'm gone you are already taking over and causing chaos? Hehe, not while I'm still alive and kicking. So, what do you wish to know?

I see Genna take out a notebook. Being the shyest of the three, I was a little surprised when I heard her speak louder than a wishper.

G: Who is that 'Council' you are speaking of? And why did the crime rate go up without you around?

I: Not to brag, but unlike them, I still had some morals left, and also made sure that everyone stays put on sundays, either resting or preparing their next plan, because how can you cause havoc in a city that's already destroyed? Like I'm sorry, but how do you expect me to relax after ruling the criminal underground if all the nice places are gone? And I whould be lying if I said if I didn't use the power and influence I had to make others help my personal plans instead of focusing on theirs. The 'Council of Liberty' on the other hand? They will do anything, and I mean anything, to fund, help, and support any villain or criminal, whatever they might do, however might they do it, whatever their plan is, they just want to see the world fall in chaos and burn to the ground, kill all the heroes, break all their allies out of jail, and destroy, destroy, destroy.

I looked at the three of them. They looked shocked. Before they could respond, I smirked and started talking again

I: So, I guess I will see the interogation room again, am I right?

You are a supervillain who commands most of the criminal underground, after being placed behind bars the heroes come to you for answers when crime shoots up by 60 percent.

[djungelskogbear]

im finally catching up on what we do in the shadows and im not the type to get second hand anxiety or embarasment from media usually but omfg episode 5 of season 5 is giving me high fucking blood pressure. i think its just bc it revolves around fucking up at a family event and family events are the fucking worst. the moment guillermo got to the event without knowing before hand i was LIKE OOOHHH NOOOO NOOOO like my heart is fcking ebating

[rubywithin]

Zen Flow Identity 2

I checked a bunch of different popular places  where Zen Flow battles tend to take place and the closest was “Aroma Nue” it was a cafe! (Niko) “You don’t have to follow me all the time” (Butler) “Your mother and father just want to make sure you are safe!”. I felt embarased....at least I convinced him to be in casual clothing, I arrived at the cafe and made my way inside. Hmm quite a few people were playing against each other, (Niko) “Um excuse me is there a way I can set up a Zen Flow match here?”. The owner looked disappointed, (???) “If you want I can be your opponent, however I have a condition loser buys the winner a coffee!”. I heard everyone mumbling after his declaration, (Niko) “Sure thing I accept this challenge” (Butler) “Miss Oren...I mean Niko this boy is clearly taking advantage of you!”. (Niko) “I can accept that, I have to start my true Zen Flow career somewhere and if its paying for a guys drink so be it”.

We took our places at a table....a mat was then set out for us, this was my first time seeing a play mat. (???) “My name is Juniper and as a guest here you can have the first move” (Niko) “Thank you my name is Niko” I drew my opening hand hmm I think I will go with this. “I will start by summoning Ice -Wand Apprentice in the offense line and place an effect card”. (Juniper) “I see I summon Haunted Hound and attack you Apprentice!” (Niko) “I activate Frozen Shield” (Butler) “Miss Oren are you sure that was the best play?”. Ugh what a pain...it doesn’t matter, (Niko) “I activate Magical Evolution and bring out Ice-Wand Tutor and activate her effect. When she is evolve summoned I can set a field card from the deck and I choose Frozen Classroom”. I finished up my turn by attacking Juniper but he didn’t look fazed!

(Juniper) “I summon Haunted Werewolf who will attack your Tutor” (Niko) “My field increases Tutor’s stats” this destroyed his monster. (Juniper) “My Hound will now attack you directly and I place 2 effect cards!” He has opened the door for me to take the damage lead, (Niko) “I summon Frozen Mage and then both of my monsters will attack you directly!”. (Juniper) “I activate Battle Revive against your Mage, who doesn’t get the field power boost”. Darn it he brought back his Werewolf, he still lost a life though so maybe I can hold the life lead. “Sorry but each time my Werewolf is revived he get’s a power boost during my turn. I now summon a Haunted Wolf who attacks you alongside my Hound while my Werewolf will take out your Tutor!” This is bad....he has three monsters to my zero and only needs 2 more successful direct attacks! I...I was full of myself for thinking I can handle experienced players I am nothing but a fraud. (Butler) “Niko what happened to that motivation you had before?”

(Niko) “Thank you Simon....” I drew a card, okay let’s try my best here “I activate Frozen Tundra this makes both of us un able to attack for as many turns as we have monsters. I currently have 0, so I summon Frozen Sorceress and she will attack you directly”. All he did during his turn was place another effect card, “I summon a second Ice Mage and activate Revive to bring back Ice-Wand Tutor and now I unity summon. Come forth Ice-Scepter Marianne I place her in my defence line, I then activate Revive Melody to bring back the 3 monsters used to summon her!” (Juniper) “What a combo....I guess the coffee’s are on me” I had a feeling he had 2 Guard's but the field card plus unity monsters destruction negating I could take go for a few all out attacks before him! (Niko) “I attack with my 3 monsters” everyone around us clapped, (Juniper) “Well played....there goes my streak of free coffee’s” is this what it’s like to give a battle all you have?