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Sicktember Day 12

“You’re not fine, you’re throwing up/coughing up a lung”

Whumpee coughed and coughed, desperately pulling air into their lungs in between the hacking. The door opened with a bang, slamming into the opposing wall, as Caretaker rushed to Whumpee's side.

"Whumpee! Are you okay- that's a stupid question. What's going on?"

"I'm fine" Whumpee choked out in between coughs. "No big deal."

"I'd say it's a really big deal, Whumpee. Is there any thing I can do to help you?"

Whumpee's lungs burned as they drew a ragged breath. "Stay."

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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If I had a nickel for everytime Will Wood has compared praying to sucking dick, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIRIT PHONE!!!!!!

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This blog is dead and cursed lmao

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Are ghosts real?

How to find ghost

Where to find ghost

Hounted houses near me

How to hunt ghosts?

How much does it take for an adult to enter a deep sleep?

DIY ghost hunting equipment

How to be nice to ghosts

Oija board

How to unsummon demon

How to unsummon demon.com

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

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"I can offer you random facts"

"...what?"

The beast hissed, its claws enveloping you, “Many humans have tried to bargain with me. Some offered gold for their life, others companionship…. even love. What useless thing will you try to offer me for yours?”

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"H-human, do you... enjoy this?"

"...Yea? Like, this is some of the best coffee I had in my life!"

An alien tries to interrogate a human by using toxic substances. The alien is then surprised when the human just keeps asking for more.

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"Look mom, having a long monologue doesn't HELP AT ALL! IT HAS ABDOLUTLY NO PURPOSE!"

"YES IT DOES HAVE A PURPOSE, DO YOU KNOW HOW BADASS IT IS TO HAVE YOUR ENEMY CORNERED AND THEN JUST DELIVER THE COLDEST LINES?!"

A supervillain’s child has finally decided to take up their mantle in the villainous lineage, but unfortunately, the generation gap causes them to argue constantly about “traditional” villainy versus “modern” villainy.

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I was laying my back against the wall of the cell, waiting for anything intresting to happen. I tried escaping, but, to my embarasment, I failed misserably.

As I was staring at the walls of the cell, I heard the locks open. Yes, locks, because thoose heroes thought that one lock wasn't enaught. I mean, they are right, but really?

As the door opens, I see three of them walk in, the three of them who I fought the most: Genna, Miguel, and Ophelia. Honestly I never found their hero names very intresting, but I'm not one to judge, I literaly called myself 'Iris', forgetting that it has other meanings than a flower. I turn to head and stare at them in the eyes.

I: Why are you here again? I'm not changing my mind, I gave you all the information I was willing to give, so you will be only wasting your 'precious time you could be using saving people'.

O: Actually, that isn't why we are here. Look, this may sound weird, but-

M: WHY DID THE CRIME RATE GO UP BY FUCKING 60%?

I was slightly surprised by Miguel's sudden outburst, but taking a closer look, all three of them looked... Tired? I was confused for a few seconds, untill I finally realised what was happening

I:...oh no, don't tell me, thoose heartless bastarts called 'The Council of Liberty' took controll, didn't they? And by the looks of the three of you, the entire hero comunity has been working over-time, am I right?

The three of them looked slightly confused, more or less. I could swear that Michael almost attacked me, but Ophelia gave him a stern look before turning back to me

O: We have no idea what you are talking about, but I want for you to know that any piece of info we will get whould be very valuable. Now, I know you don't really want to help us, but-

I: I'm in, what do you need to know?

O;M;G: What?

I: I said that I'm in. I whould do anything to see thoose assholes go down. Like the moment I'm gone you are already taking over and causing chaos? Hehe, not while I'm still alive and kicking. So, what do you wish to know?

I see Genna take out a notebook. Being the shyest of the three, I was a little surprised when I heard her speak louder than a wishper.

G: Who is that 'Council' you are speaking of? And why did the crime rate go up without you around?

I: Not to brag, but unlike them, I still had some morals left, and also made sure that everyone stays put on sundays, either resting or preparing their next plan, because how can you cause havoc in a city that's already destroyed? Like I'm sorry, but how do you expect me to relax after ruling the criminal underground if all the nice places are gone? And I whould be lying if I said if I didn't use the power and influence I had to make others help my personal plans instead of focusing on theirs. The 'Council of Liberty' on the other hand? They will do anything, and I mean anything, to fund, help, and support any villain or criminal, whatever they might do, however might they do it, whatever their plan is, they just want to see the world fall in chaos and burn to the ground, kill all the heroes, break all their allies out of jail, and destroy, destroy, destroy.

I looked at the three of them. They looked shocked. Before they could respond, I smirked and started talking again

I: So, I guess I will see the interogation room again, am I right?

You are a supervillain who commands most of the criminal underground, after being placed behind bars the heroes come to you for answers when crime shoots up by 60 percent.