#second choice things ✊😔

[lacquerlagarde]

Mello’s mafia probably had a Himalayan pink salt lamp in their lounge and then it slowly kept dissolving bc Sidoh was licking it every hour

[holduwheremyheartis]

15 questions

Thank you @everythingchangedoutside for tagging me 💖💖

Are you named after anyone? I don't think so

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday lmao

Do you have kids? nope and I don't want kids

Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes lmao 😔✊

What’s the first thing you notice about people? I think their hair and also their voice

What’s your eye colour? dark brown

Scary movies or happy endings? hmm both

Any special talents? no lmao

were you born? state of São Paulo, Brazil

What are your hobbies? learning languages, watching tv shows and listening to music

Do you have any pets? Yes, two cats 💖

What sports do you play/have you played? when I was a kid I took some swimming classes and also rhythmic gymnastics classes

How tall are you? 163cm

Favourite subject at school? english, history and sociology

Dream job: my dream is not having to work ✊😔 but as I have no choice I always wanted to be an english as a second language teacher and I actually just got a job in a language school to teach english 🥲

I tag @holyshit @parsleybabe @have-youquite-finished @loycht @hlkings

[taegularities]

the problem with this whole *gestures vaguely* thing is that kook was already my backup bias for when i've had enough from the ig wh*re (affectionate) but now kook isn't even a safe choice? and jimin can never keep his clothes on to begin with and yoongi is CLEARLY going through something so who's even safe??? joon with his big muscles looking like he could rip out of his shirt any second??? hobi and his light switch duality??? jin going through his man in uniform era??????? none of these options get me out of this alive. it was nice knowing yall

the ig wh*re has been either very absent or very civil these days, so that gives us a second to breathe at least ✊😔 but yes, stanning bts comes with a lot of risks... guess suffering and being bias wrecked every three seconds is part of the package deal atp </3

[onlywished]

☕ Kritanta with the MerSquad. I just wanna know

Hope you’ve been doing well 🍬

❤ Send ☕ for someone of your choice to take care of my love potion-ed oc!

[I hope you've been doing well too 💖 I'm doing a bullet list for them since it's hard to keep track of five characters at once ✊😔]

- Meri is.... well, Meri. Surprisingly he might be one of the easiest for Kritana to look after since under the effects of the love potion, he's entirely focused on whoever it is that he "fell for" to the point that there's none of his usual Shenanigans to look out for

- To be honest, her safest bet is to just leave him with whoever it is he has his sights on (within reason) because the Moment she tries to take him away, he's kicking and screaming!!

- It'd probably be easy to subdue him if it wasn't for the fact she has three other mermaids to look after ajfjsjjxs

- Bellus is really just his usual self! Or... at least seems to be. He still has his flirty moments, compliments people he thinks are pretty, but he's a lot more... subdued

- like he's lost interest in everyone

- it isn't until someone mentions Percy flying by and Bellus tries to fucking get out the nearest window to see him is it obvious that he's under the potion too. Kritana has to keep this fucker from jumping into the ocean around Piraticus and swimming away where she can't reach!! He ends up being the second biggest handful to deal with if she doesn't want a runaway mermaid

- Kenn is trying, he really is. His habit of looking out for people he cares about has been focused entirely on whoever it is he came into contact with after his dosage, so now whoever it is being buried under gifts by a smothering yet well-intentioned Kenn

- He does listen to Kritana more than Meri!! He still keeps lingering with whoever he's in "love" with, but he'll listen long enough to pull away from them when Kritana asks. Really, the main problem she has to deal with is him constantly getting distracted by things wondering if his person would like this or want that

- On the bright side, he does help her wrangle in the other Mers. But he has a constant longing air as long as he's away from his "love"

- Caspian is a Menace. Until the other Mers, he grew up away from even Neverland civilization with a morally grey at best adult being one of the only two people in his life. So when he's under the love potion affect, he also wants to always be with his "love" but unlike the others who wanna go to them, he's taking Them to Him

- Yeah this man is straight up hunting down whatever poor fucker managed to catch his eye. He'll even go back to his merform if it'll help, which has the threat of Literally Breaking The Piraticus Ship. Kritana really has her hands full ☆

- Hes the one Kritana would have to keep an eye on the most to prevent damage to the ship and PTSD for whoever got stuck as his "love". Unlike the others who just try to sneak away, he's willing to lie and use force to get out of Kritana's watch. Put a fucking backpack leash on this man