#sebastian x zerum

[jekisatsu]

The power of fishbun

And another one

[f3llow-colbaltblu3-d3mon]

[thespookiestprincessofthemall]

Painter: So, what's it like living with Zerum?

Sebastian: She once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Painter: ...

Sebastian: I love her so much.

[qthlu]

Starting my first post since YEARS with mmm fishbun <3

[habijob]

Hello :] Just an idea how Zum Zum could fit into Sebastian's narrative and how she could be used to tie in Mr. Lopee's involvement.

Presented as an A Hat in Time storybook because guess I am doomed liking the official canon ship of a noodle and his wife (The first page is a nod towards "The Tale of Queen Vanessa")

Storybooks don't come with dialogue, however just in case some stuff in the pages is unclear...

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Fully story and headcanon explanation basically:

Sebastian and Zum Zum end up together in Urbanshade. I don't care how exactly.

Zum Zum gets infected by the Valcula Void-Mass. Urbanshade experiments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Due to its acid like trait, Zum Zum is now at the risk of dissolving (dying) to it, but the AD-E system ("Anti-Disgression Evaporation") keeps it from spreading and performing its dissolving process. Why Urbanshade not just killing her? Maybe she's the only one so far who survived the infecting procedure?

Maybe immediately, maybe some time passed, Sebastian causes the lockdown. And now tries to contact rival companies to not just get out, but also in hopes of one of them being able to help Zum Zum (and him).

Mr. Lopee steps into the narrative and offers Sebastian a deal. He can bring Zum Zum back to live in her original body once she died.

Sebastian agrees despite his goals being opposite to Mr. Lopee's (Not wanting the crystal getting retrieved vs. having the crystal being retrieved) and starts helping the player character (against his will) with the death screen and the pre-round shop.

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Bonus:

(This is how storybook are viewed in A Hat in Time. The greatness of being a modder)

[speckle-speckled]

Dude everyone’s gonna have different opinions on Zerum, but dawg you did NOT need to write this??

The harassment towards Zerum is diabolical. Sebastian is her oc, she made him. She does not care who or what you ship him with as long as it isn’t in the official pressure discord server what more do you want from this lady😭

[pressurepals]

Zerum: *interviewing Y/N* What are you wearing?

Y/N: I am naked under my clothes

Sebastian: Are you...are you flirting...with the interviewer??

Y/N: *looks at him* You are naked under your clothes

Sebastian: Are you flirting with ME??

[skywillow28022]

Sebastian misses his Wife

I'm not really into ships but thought this would be funny

I heard bits and pieces about the mess that is going on in the Pressure Community. I'm not entirely clear what's going on, though from what I understand Zeal said and did a lot of crap and Giovanni made a post asking the community to please take a step back.

Zerum gets way too much heat from what I actually understand of the situation, so I thought I'd make something positive for her.

[starrletnight]

eek , why hes scary??!???

[ohdeerlady]

Forgot to post this here

PRESURE SONAAA

+ Fishbun Doodle (they're my parents 100% real guys/hj+pos)

[jekisatsu]

Love is in the air... Anyways wanna join in a game of uno?

This bunny has a 50win streak bro (This art is so lazy)

[mizotek]

Zerum! ^^

The hate against her is so unjustified.. "oh no a creator gets attached to their oc and has boundaries!" - basically everyone

[thespookiestprincessofthemall]

Sebastian: Goodnight to the love of my life, Zerum, and fuck the rest of y'all.

[astray-anomaly]

Ok fine. I finally admit it, I find them cute

[dxrksong]

About the Zerum Pressure controversy on roblox

Personally, I can see why people are upset, but I also don't understand it.

Zerum isn't actually Zerum. 'Zerum' is a character. A character connonical to Sebastian's story. Zerum is just more or less cosplaying as her own character.

As far as I know, she doesn't ACTUALLY want to marry Sebastian. She's the sole reason why he even exists after all. So He's HER character. Zeal had given Zerum all right to him, too!

So if she wants to give Sebastian a wife that she just so happens to like cosplaying as, then it shouldn't be a big deal.

Now! For the other problem.

"They would've been 10 years old when they got married!!"

Now here's where I think people miss the point:

'Zerum' and Sebastian are around the same age. Which means something must've happened in order for them to NEED to get married!

There is SO much angst and story potential here. It's sad that nobody sees it! Because 10 year olds don't get legally married for no reason!

Personally, for me, through my experience of story beta-ing, a very angst filled plot point comes into mind:

Imagine you've made a friend, maybe even having met by saving her from a bear attack? You have never met her parents, but she always seems to be hiding from grownups whenever they're around. One day, some intimidating adults dressed in suits start poking around the neighborhood, scaring your friend to the point that they beg you to hide them.

Your family welcomes her in with open arms and tries their best to keep her hidden.

Unfortunately, your family is found out, and your family, along with your friend, are arrested and detained. Tensions are high, and you find out the reason why they were hunting your friend in the first place.

They wanted to use her abnormalities. Did they want to do genetic experiments? Medical torture? Maybe even turn her into a breeder to see if her abnormalities pass down?

Either way, you desperately didn't want that to happen. You were trying to figure out what to do when your law obsessed sister comes up with an idea:

If she's legally binded to someone, they can't take her.

But that poses a problem. Your baby brother is too young to know what's going on, and they don't allow same sex marriages just yet. So that left your 10 year old mind, to bravely take the stand to glare in the face of the government or science adjacent corporation, just to save your friend!

All for you to be declared legally dead 9 years later when you're falsely accused for the murder of nine people, one person for every year you had kept your friend from the greedy corporation's claws.

Years later. You don't know if she's still even alive anymore. Your only memory you have of her is a photo and your wedding band you were allowed to keep with you, most likely mourning the loss of someone you fought so hard and sacrificed so much for while having little hope of her survival.

The angst! The drama! The feels!!! And everyone is just focusing on false rumors about Zerum kicking them out of the discord group chat when THEY were the ones talking about NSFW stuff in front of literal impressionable CHILDREN that lurk and talk in said group chat!

Yeah, I'd ban you, too.

Oh! And one more thing! If you REALLY don't like the fish man being married. In all technicality, 'Zerum's a widow. Sebastian is legally dead. Stop attacking a real person!

[habijob]

Fishbait

(This is the Zerum version, click here for the version for shippers of this post)