#season 17 iasip

[catinthewallalright]

hey episode idea for you, rob glenn and charlie, here’s the title: “the gang gets diagnosed with autism”

[charmac]

The way it wasn't Megan Ganz who wrote Mac and Dee asking Dennis why he has a System for men, and it wasn't Meg who wrote Dennis shushing them... that was (seemingly) all Glenn...

[hoss-bonaventure]

gay people can never just say “i love you” they gotta pull out some convoluted ass shit like “we’ve been on top of each other for a long time”

[itsalwayssunnyinhollywood]

I can't believe in 16 seasons we have never had an episode about the twins' birthday. Just think about the traditions that must exist after 47 years, the competition that would ensue, and maybe even a little wholesomeness? I need it.

[andromedism]

sunny season 17 is coming. i can feel it in my bones….

[gh0stsh4rk]

Season 17 wishlist:

• Another Frank centric episode

• Dee gets to make a scheme

• Frank and Dee bonding again

• The gang being actual friends and having fun together 

[boygeniusmac]

they’re so silly

[scariddler]

hi sunnyblr this was my dtamhd viewing setup. Not speaking on the episode. For mental health reasons

[vzyee]

genuinely just ignored an "i want you" text so i could tell my friend about castiel anniversary instead

[charmac]

Serving.

[hoss-bonaventuree]

this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read thank you for sharing this

had a dream a new episode of it's always sunny came out and charlie was pregnant. no explanation, he was just pregnant

he wanted to keep the baby and he wanted to give birth in the pub, and the baby was gonna be a girl he was going to call Uña (which i guess means nail in spanish?), which was the short version of a name that actually started with Puña-. I think it was the name of a hindu goddess?? don't ask me why a hindu goddess would have a spanish name

anyway, the gang found out he was pregnant when he hit the 5th month, but the funniest thing was that he himself had no idea what was going on. "charlie, what the fuck is wrong with your stomach" type of questions, to which he replies "man that burrito is doing stuff in there" as he downs a beer

at some point in the following weeks tho, he and the others actually understand whats going on. he starts screaming and the others are extremely confused as to HOW he can be pregnant

and so he awkwardly comes out as trans in front of everyone, expecting chaos, but everyone looks at him like "yeah, no shit bud???" EXCEPT FOR DENNIS, who's super fucking mad he wasn't told. charlie is also confused as to how everyone knows and starts asking for explanations

"dude, I've known you since we were kids, of course I noticed you were a girl when we were young" mac says

"I've seen your collection of cocks in the house" frank says

"charlie, we had sex, I saw your vagina and dick" dee says

and Dennis is MAD. how could you not tell me??? and everyone is like "I'm not gonna out my bud like that" and charlie is like "man idk I myself forget it most of the time" and the guy is FUMING

anyway, the others were confused as to WHO the dad was, and charlie wasn't sure either, cue a long hunt trying to look for the man. I don't think they found him, in the end

but i remember them building a little pool in the middle of the pub because charlie wanted a water birth. the mcpoyles helped with the birth

[your-mums-nuts]

Season 17 of iasip:

[oysters-aint-for-me]

my number one absolute favorite iasip headcanon, which is an old one and not my own (although i forgot who i originally heard it from), is that paddy’s never actually stopped being a gay bar after the pilot. the gang just never really noticed.

i don’t think headcanon holds up to intense scrutiny when you compare it to actual canon but my god can you imagine the possibilities. like imagine in season 17 the gang finds out those three old guys always hanging out in the background are actually a gay throuple and the gang is like “wow that’s crazy you guys have been hanging out for 17 years and you all just started dating?” and one of the three old queens are like “babes we’ve been gay the whole time, that’s why we started coming here, it’s the closest gay bar to our apartment” and the gang is like “wait when did you start coming here?!” and the first guy says “2005? we saw an ad in the news paper” and other guy points to the third guys and says “bryce here made the original glory hole for you guys” and bryce says “yeah and you never thanked me by the way”

[andromedism]

eventual iasip plotline where mac and dennis decide to move out on their own - they’re in their late 40s, they’ve been living together for over two decades, they both blame each other for how little progress they’ve made toward their life goals (or maybe mac just put a red sock in the wash with dennis’ white shirts, and that’s the final straw). whatever the case, they both want out.

they need to find two suckers to take over their lease, but how? it’s impossible to find a good realtor in south philly…

enter vic vinegar and hugh honey.

each time mac and dennis show the apartment, something goes wrong, something breaks - a light fixture falls from the ceiling, mac’s room is completely made up of inflatable furniture (turns out he never got rid of it all from the “inflates”scheme), dennis’ spooky escape room mechanism goes off. vic and hugh try to make up for the chaos by being charming; holding hands, telling personal anecdotes, trying to woo prospective buyers with their rich gay lore.

and in the process, somehow, impossibly, dennis falls back in love with spending time with mac; playing pretend with him; scheming with him. and mac, who has all but given up on his pursuit of dennis, is clueless.

until the final scene of the episode when, in a last ditch desperate effort to lock in some new tenants, dennis grabs mac by the cheeks and kisses him so hard he nearly breaks his nose.

partners in real estate, and as of season 17, partners in life.

[margle]

things we know so far about iasip season 17:

gay sex

[sixteenthtry]

Granted, I'm over my iasip obsession, but damn it I MISS MY GAYS.

I WANT SEASON 17 AND I WANT IT NOW.