#seaMF

[deepixerii]

Have a very Seamf christmas everybunny

[aofikofi]

"oh what a waste of a lovely nighttt~"

i believe in revived seawatt and emf being sooo messy godspeed

[luminarytex]

shit from bluesky that i don’t think i’ve posted here

forgot this one ^

[parkcivconfess]

standing on the same block is considered like. rrrlllly intimate in parkciv. like, reserved only for close family or married couples

evbo standing on the same block as emf or seawatt just clinging to their backs and hugging them while everyone around them looks on in horror like "omg. have some decency PLEASE. there are CHILDREN."

HELP they're just sharing space on a block and people are disgusted shielding their children's eyes

[slushi-stars-124]

little tiny silly guys

[marycom15]

Accidental vampire hunter Evbo x Vampire Seawatt & EMF AU

Once again here posting stuff from our discord lmao.. Thank you Crow for doing Yaoi of the day, it inspires me 🙏🙏🙏This one's a bit long

Evbo who doesn't really know what a vampire is - sure, he knows they're another kind of mythical being that's a threat to many, but he grew up in a rather close knit and small community, a place where a vampire would be immediately discovered. Threats such as these are typical for dark alleys of big cities, not his little corner of the world. So when a vampire does show up and try to terrorise his home, he does what he needs to and kills it - he's not quite sure how, but swinging some sharp wood around seemed to work. He's not actually aware it was a vampire, just seemed like a bit of a stronger thug who didn't know any of the local rules, but he's left with a cold body now (wow, it sure got cold fast. Maybe thats just how it always is, Evbo wouldn't know)

It's a bit awkward since he's not sure what to do about it, until a pair of fancy people he's never seen around appear and inform him that the man he's killed was actually a wanted vampire. There's a cash prize apparently, and as much as Evbo loves his home, he would never pass up an opportunity for a social rank up. The two lovely gentlemen offer to escort him to the nearest city, since they know the way and he's never really left the area before. His new companions insist that they need to get there as fast as possible so they shouldn't be waiting for sunrise. Evbo makes his goodbyes quick and offers to come back at some point, way richer, and they set out.

Now no one will look for him.

They do walk towards the city for a while, the vampire's head dangling from his backpack (taken as proof), and he learns his new companion's names - Seawatt and Emf. It's not untill they're rather deep within the forst and far from any civilization that they both smile at him and bare their teeth… So he of course bares his own back. He's a little confused, but they seem to be confused even more so he takes that as a win and continues walking.

The only thing he knows about vampires is the name. Nothing. Else. He doesn't see any of the obvious signs. Seawatt and Emf intended to just lol on him and kill him in the middle of the forest (couples activities !) but now they're just. Kind of baffled and entertained. So they decide to keep him around, but they still do need to feed…

So Seawatt gets the crazy idea to just ask him straight up. Worst case scenario they kill him. He just further confuses them by immediately being like "yeah sure you can drink my blood, i dont really have a knife or anything though!". He's just happy to be there really, and even when they mumble out that they can just bite him literally no red lights go off in his head. And so they do. They stop and they feed on his blood and drain just a bit to see his reaction and he's like wow that's new. Ok how far is the city.

Seawatt and Emf are obsessed.

Im not writing the rest of this out so detailed but. So begins the saga of accidental vampire hunter Evbo and his two vampire boyfriends. They get to the city and Evbo never questions why they refuse to go with him during the day ("i mean their skin is pretty pale, might be a health thing"), so he turns in the vampire's head and everyone freaks the fuck out because that's like some powerful fucking vampire and this random dude just came in casually with his head. So they immediately assume he's a seasoned hunter and they give him all the difficult targets and he's like wow ! i can make so much money ! Of course, they dont need to explain any vampire lore to a hunter like him - so he just keeps not knowing Anything.

Meanwhile Seawatt and Emf are just happy Evbo finished the job they started. They've been hunting that fuckass bitch for weeks and managed to weaken him substantially but explaining a murder of one of their kin is always hard so they're real glad a random human showed up and dealt the finishing blow. They are also very entertained (and possibly in love) by his anticts so they stick around. Evbo never questions them.

This is just the basis of this AU, other discord peeps expanded upon it but this is the basic idea - enjoy :)

[dazzlingqwq]

seamf

sketched in my notebook, then lined in ibis!

writing coming soon :p

[starbound-jupiter]

Hear me out.

Seawatt and EMF were in a relationship in the beginning, or before the beginning, of the series. By the end of the Second Movie, they both (obviously) have crushes of Evbo.

Seawatt gets brought back.

This is the first time that EMF and Seawatt have actually, really, talked since they broke up (EMF sending Evbo to Seawatt's lab was kind of petty break up stuff). No, when EMF was held hostage doesn't count, for the purposes of the story, we're saying they didn't really talk, just stood at an impasse vaguely glaring.

Evbo has, unknowingly entered relationships with both of them (Noob level doesn't teach you shit about relationships), so it's a lot of awkward tension, but it's endgame Polykour.

LIKE- HE GOT INTO THE RELATIONSHIPS AND WASN’T AWARE OF THE FACT, OR HE DOESN’T REALIZE THAT YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DATING MULTIPLE PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION FIRST???

either way. i’m cackling, this is the best thing i’ve read all day 😭😭

[nqztan]

my stupd seamfbo

[explodedballs]

seawatt and emf often fight eachother over who gets to be with evbo for the day

they usually reject evbo's offer to share the day together

it has always backfired into evbo being upset and them having to share it anyway

[mirkachu]

hello. any seamf and polykour supporters around... any seamf and polykour supporters... PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP

[deepixerii]

seaster/seamf doodles

[aofikofi]

very seamfpilled rn sawry guys

[luminarytex]

their dynamic in my head

[parkcivconfess]

EMF is canonically older than Evbo. He’s a pathetic old man, and Seawatt is EVEN older

It’s like 20 year old x 25 year old x 35 year old 😭

me and my senile babes

i like to think that seawatt looks a lot younger than he is (magic, makeup, ridiculous skincare regimens, healing potions etc.) but his body is absolutely not and he is going grey. DESPISES it and hides it expertly from evbo and emf but evbo finds it hot and emf dgaf

[smeepyy]

Thinking about the levels of Parkour Civilization matching with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs (talked about here by distressed-bird), do you think Seawatt tried to find some kind of connection another person after leaving his home? He missed the Fighter Level, he missed the way everyone had community there, and as a Master- especially after the Fighter Level was forgotten- that aspect to life just... didn't exist. So he tried to find a connection wherever he could, with whoever would be willing to foster a relationship of any kind, just to trust and be trusted in turn.

And hey, EMF had to find out the memories were fake somehow