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Parkour Civilization headcanon / AU: The art of parkour is a dance.

To some people in parkour civilization, a deep part of their very instincts make it so that their styles of Parkour are almost like a unique dance.

I imagine EMF parkours in kin to ballet, elegant leaps and spins, always on their toes, subtly bowing wherever they do something impressive. (I love this dainty little void being so much <3 )

Seawatt is naturally very different. While he is one of the few people who doesnt put a lot of style or emotion into his parkour, high running emotions can accidentally pull it out of him. I would say that the rhythm of his parkour is closest to dancehall dances.

Evbo's parkour changed each level of civilization he was on, because each level he explored, he expiramented with the new styles and rhythms he saw from other people around him.

I love imagining Clown Pierce's rhythm, because I can see his being some kind of creepy contortionist thing. Like bending his legs over his body as he walked, randomly doing random backflips or handstands just to freak people out. He moves scarily slowly, until he's got you into a parkour race, then he moves like a f-ing track star, already at the end of the race before you even make your first jump.

I don't have much to say about the Old Man, except that behind closed doors, he tap dances/parkours like no one is watching.

(Let me know in the comments or my inbox if yall want me to write some kind of short fanfic about this :>

Btw, I would kill for the first person who sends me art of this au/headcanon.)

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What makes a god, if not trust? And what makes a champion, if not devotion?

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in coffee shop au civilization, everyone goes for the yaoi

cringetober day 13 - coffee shop au

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seamavbo ? seafbo ? wattembo ?

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eat up kids

i like evbo in a normal amount

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Demolition Lovers

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Thinking about the levels of Parkour Civilization matching with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs (talked about here by distressed-bird), do you think Seawatt tried to find some kind of connection another person after leaving his home? He missed the Fighter Level, he missed the way everyone had community there, and as a Master- especially after the Fighter Level was forgotten- that aspect to life just... didn't exist. So he tried to find a connection wherever he could, with whoever would be willing to foster a relationship of any kind, just to trust and be trusted in turn.

And hey, EMF had to find out the memories were fake somehow

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[if you don't remember, i don't like you. so can you just focus on yourself and get this over with?]

hello hello hello hii back with parkciv but this time! it's seavbo! woo!!

haha i usually draw mavbo but i felt like giving into the doomed narrative </3

(also an excuse to make a seawatt design pff)

i went with a cute little half up ponytail and braids for the hair,, still working on the clothes design thou,, but im quite happy with the eyes aa

when i first watched parkciv and evbo said the line in the caption, i was like, woah there. but i mean, seawatt WAS focused on himself and wanted to destroy parkciv so haha

[for what it's worth i was telling the truth when i said i enjoyed working with you.]

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Two very different worlds

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Oh friends this isn't my normal kind of post, but a lot of us are hurting or afraid right now.

There's been plenty of posts that have said it better but dear ones, lean into your community. Cultivate relationships with your neighbors, your local librarians, your churches and charitable organizations that help provide for others.

The hardest thing to do for a lot of us will be to leave the "us vs them" mentality the social media age has helped cultivate and see people as just that. People.

People with good ideas, people with bad ideas, but people who need community and who can change. Not all of us have the time or means to donate or volunteer, believe me I know. But dear ones, take the time to check on others and let yourself be taken care of too.

Communities are stronger together, and we all need that right now regardless of location.

Hold on dear ones, we get through this together.

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To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

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With Trump looking on track to win, I just want to give some hope for people right now.

The Senate is Republican, but two years in the future a third of the Senate will be reelected, meaning Trump has at most 2 years to work with an agreeable Senate

Whether or not Trump goes through with project 2025 or not, this will most definitely be our last term with him

If he doesn't do what he promised, his voter base will get mad they didn't get what they voted for

If he does do what he promised, his voter base will get mad when they realise tariffs=higher costs and when their taxes don't decrease

People WILL protest in their states and nationally and either a) Trump listens or b) Trump ignores it and people become more disillusioned with him

There is no way Trump will do something that can't be reversible or managed by the later President

If Trump supporters do become disillusioned, we could see a blue midterm

1/2 of Congress is needed to pass a bill

Just take a breath. It isn't going to be great, but we can and will survive.

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found this one image and it reminded me of evbo

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i'm still not over them

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Children of the Civilization

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Hey, hey *shakes your shoulders* what if he was Spiderman