#sdv lance

[freningaub]

My husband

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Lance dialogue that lives in my head:

Learning that he wears his fancy wedding suit to his meetings in Zuzu City

That one line of dialogue about him getting trapped in the snow once combined with his love of warmer places (Baby nooooooo ;A;)

His dream of retiring to a tropical beach house

When he talks about finding Isabelle's grave at Adventurer's Summit

When he says that he finds the mushroom sprites cute (but they aren't as cute at you dawww)

When he gets frustrated with himself for getting out ranged by shadow snipers

His snippy little dialogue at Spirits Eve where he calls Magnus a show off lmaoo

Him eating like 5 burgers at the Stardew Fair despite not being a fan of greasy food or carbs

Anytime he's being cheesy and romantic

His breakup dialogue being about how he understood that his crazy schedule made the relationship difficult and his divorce dialogue being that he thought you'd grow old together 😢

His immediate concern that Krobus didn't eat enough??????? And the fact that he brings tons of void root with him to give Krobus when they met up???? 🥺❤️❤️❤️

That time he very proudly presented me mixed seeds thinking they were slime seeds and got embarrassed by his mistake

That other time keep just kept pulling fucking life elixirs out of his cloak (There was like 5 of them lmao)

Asking if the magical flames in his room were too much

I love this man

[art-but-only-sometimes]

Lance what happened???!! 😱🗡️👾

[midostree-art]

Sketch commission for @justashamwithwastedpotential of Lance, Sam and their farmer Skylar~ Thank you!

[sweabe]

art block is only letting me draw busts so have a lance

[stardewremixed]

After Christmas sales... what is everyone getting?

Haley loves a good deal! She will stockup on her favorite cosmetics and pick up photo solution for her dark room.

Alex has finally saved enough money for an autographed gridball card. He's been saving all year long.

Sebastian is down to shop for computer parts so he can finally make the upgrades he wants.

Sophia will browse the bargain bin animes.

Sam is looking for a rad new skateboard. Maybe some new guitar picks too. And oh! Some CDs of his favorite bands. Wow! His Fave holiday movie is on sale. Oh and batteries. Can't miss discounted batteries in the checkout aisle.

Shane doesn't really care for sales. Unless it's pizza coupons. Yeah, he'll take an XL pepperoni and extra packs of spicy red pepper flakes. Maybe a 2 liter of Joja cola and a side of cinnabread for Marnie and Jas.

Leah always enjoys browsing the art store for extra paints, and random craft projects. Maybe she will stop by the blacksmith for a new chisel too.

Penny and Claire ride share so they can both pick up new books. 99cent paperbacks are hard to beat. A collection of historical fiction and a tawdry romance for Penny. The history of dance and a book on birdwatching for Claire.

Maru... head in the clouds. Always thinking about robotics. She might grab a spare part here or there for her latest project. Maybe a belated gift for Harvey.

Harvey will grab his favorite bulk coffee and maybe he will even splurge on a discounted pair of aviator goggles. Just for fun.

Victor is looking to add notebooks to his collection, for his building calculations. Oh and maybe a nice fountain pen.

Olivia is a girl who loves jewelry. It's not in poor taste to buy discount, is it? She is happy to save a few dollars, which she donates to the Santa collecting for charity outside the mall.

Abigail is beyond thrilled to find her uni textbooks for a steal. Normally they cost an arm and leg.

Elliott picks up some sheet music on a lark. He is determined to learn new songs in the new year to come.

Emily comes home with an armful of yarn. Winter is in swing. And everyone needs warm sweaters.

Magnus is not fond of shopping. But he does pick up a pound of birdseed to feed the cardinals at his doorstep.

Lance needs a good pair of winter boots to traverse the snow on his many adventures.

[mrsconcept]

Lance introduced me to the family, I think it's safe to say we're moving up in our relationship 😏

Also, his mama raised him RIGHT! He didn't take credit for my work 🎊🥳

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Lance, don't. If I start fantasizing now, it will get worse 🌚

[inkysqueed]

not to converge two fandoms willy nilly but. is lance stardew valley inspired from lance pokemon by any stretch of the mind??

[freningaub]

Perhaps you are just standing next to my family?!

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Folks

Can we talk about how Lance said he'd been patrolling Ginger Island for a while, but like

Completely neglected Professor Snail being trapped in that cave

He said he didn't know about the dwarf in the caverns, but what about the professor?

Did he know he was there? Did he just completely miss the tent set up outside the volcano? What's up with that?

[art-but-only-sometimes]

SDVE (Stardew Valley expanded characters) Bachelors/Bachelorettes when you (the farmer) get hurt and have to go to the clinic/ hospital.

More SDVE Batchelor/ Batchelorette headcannons! (spoilers for Sophia, Olivia, and Victor's backstories/ heart events (later on))

~ Bachelorettes ~

Sophia:

she will cry

like seriously

she will cry a lot.

when she gets a call from Harvey or the mayor (like in one of her heart events), every sad emotion she ever got from when her parents died comes flooding back all at once.

she is so sad.

she does not want to let go of you.

she's a little bit mad but also mainly said/ so, so, so, so, so glad you're ok.

she says she didn't know what she would have done if you'd died. She can't even get the word "die/died" out. She just stops before the words.

after you get out of the hospital she helps you home and doesn't leave your side, like at all unless you tell her to. (she'd probably be a bit upset honestly.)

she takes time to help you with your farm

I feel like she'd get to know your animals really well if she didn't already.

as you get better she feels more relieved and relaxed but can't help but worry on the inside a lot.

She doesn't want to have to see you like that again.

you try to assure her it won't but she still can't help but worry a little bit.

Olivia:

Olivia seems like the kind of person to be calm in a lot of situations.

but when her farmer is hurt she rushes over to the clinic. (lucky she lives so close, like almost right next door)

she has a few tears in her eyes

but she is so glad to see you are as alright as you can be.

I feel like she'd try really hard to hold it together but when she's all alone she cries a bit.

she lost her husband coming over here from the grotto empire

the fact that you got hurt was just too close, far too close for comfort

I'm not sure how helpful she'd be on the farm

she's not exactly someone I'd imagine being good at something like that

I bet she'd definitely hire some people though

with your consent of course she'd hire people and make sure everything got done the way that you'd want it done

she'd come over all the time and spend time with you and make sure you were ok.

Claire:

at first, she'd think she's hearing things.

but when she realised she's not just sleep deprived

she rushes right over

she's shocked at what you look like

she seems like the kind of character to cover her mouth in shock.

after the initial shock she'd never let go of your hand I feel like.

any spare time she has if she's not at her job (either Joja or the movie theater later on), or at home, I feel like she'd be with you until visiting hours are over.

after you get better she'd help you home.

she doesn't have a lot of spare time but if she did I feel like she'd be there to help you

Idk if she knows about farming at all.

but she knows she doesn't want you to be exhausted like she has been in the past, especially with an injury that needs healing.

I think she'd help out less with farming and more to check on you to see how you're doing.

~Bachelors~

Lance:

lance knows that when it comes to the guild getting injured is a part of the job.

but that doesn't mean he doesn't get worried

he seems like the kind of person to keep it together really well and be brave

but when you two are alone his facade kind of drops and you see how worried he really is

alternatively if he was there when you got hurt he rushed to your side immediately.

trying to help you in any way possible and getting you out of the area where you got hurt, whether it'd be the mines or anywhere else.

any time he has that isn't helping out the Stardew Valley guild is spent with you.

when you start to feel better, enough to go home, he helps you get there and makes sure you're safe.

I feel like you two would have a conversation later on when he says, "I should have been there."

if he can't protect you how is he supposed to protect the valley or The First Slash.

It definitely bothers him.

but when he sees you getting better it bothers him a bit less.

he'd also help you out on the farm, lifting heavy objects and helping you out whenever he could.

Victor:

victor is not someone who ever ventures into the mines.

so after he learns of you getting hurt in the mines he's honestly terrified.

still, he rushes right over nonetheless.

he's relieved to see you.

also feel like he'd try to be strong and hold it together but once the room is empty he'd start to cry a bit.

similar to his mom he's reminded of how he lost his dad escaping the Grotto Empire.

he can't help but think of that seeing you lying there in the hospital bed like that.

after you're good enough to go home he'd help you back to the farm.

he'd also try to help you on the farm as best as he can

I'm not sure how well of a job he'd do. He doesn't do a lot of hard work. He spends a fair amount of time reading. So I'm sure he has some knowledge of farming but never put it into action like you've been doing all these years.

still, he tries. You might have to direct him on what to do though.

I feel like he'd try and have a discussion with you about being more careful about going up to the mines and doing things for the guild.

he just wants you to be careful.

~ Magnus (Edit: forgot about him oops) ~

Magnus has seen a lot in his life

also knowing about the guild and the monsters in the mines he knows you go there for things like copper, iron, gold, iridium, and minerals. (also you accomplish quests for him sometimes)

he's loved and lost twice whether it'd be his wife the Witch or Caroline (idk if this cannon in vanilla sdv)

he definitely isn't willing to lose you too

but after learning you got hurt he would teleport right to the hospital

he wouldn't even bother with running there (why would he when magic is faster)

also dealing with Pierre is something he doesn't want to do frankly

If Harvey is in the room at the time when Magnus teleported in there he'd definitely scare the crap out of him.

he'd be very worried and also I feel like he'd be a little cross

he thought you were more careful than that

but more relieved you are alive

he'd probably have a million questions

what happened, what did you do before this, did you break any bones, were there any monsters around, what did this to you, etc. The questions go on for a bit

I don't think he's big on expressing emotion

like he prefers to keep it inside so he doesn't show his emotions too much but if you two were ever alone he might

he lets his expressions out when you're asleep especially

when you're good enough to go home Magnus might help you home by teleporting you there.

better for you not to walk long ways anyway because of your injuries

if you're behind on farming Magnus would use his magic to help you, and maybe the juminos would help as well.

[thedogslegart]

Heres what I think of Lance. I pin him as older than typical, probably ollder than depicted, in his 40s somewhere. He wants to settle down and retire to focus on studying now hes spent a majority of his life adventuring, but hes still weening off it.

[lemon-zesttt]

Commission for the lovely @justashamwithwastedpotential of their oc Skylar with Sam, Lance, and Victor 😌 thank you again for working with me!! And giving me an excuse to draw the sve folks hehe

[wholesome-gremlin]

*watchmojo voice* top 10 men who have a chokehold on me.

NUMBER ONE: Lance