#Bachelors/Bachelorettes headcannons
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
localtrashstan · 7 days ago
Text
My SDV Headcannons
I've decided to create a whole list of SFW headcannons for each bachelor and bachelorette. I do have some NSFW ones, but will NOT be sharing them here. Hope you all enjoy and that my favorites aren't too obvious 🫣
Sam:
- 23 or 24 at the oldest
- I think he's tall, nearing 6’0” if not there
- has a lot of ear piercings, maybe gauges
- has a tongue piercing
- probably has a lip ring or two idk I think he'd look good with snake bites but idk if he would actually have that or not. Ik Jodi would hate it lmao
- has a scar through his eyebrow and in other places on his body from skateboarding accidents
- is also always covered in scrapes and bruises for similar reasons
- loves animals, especially dogs
- very golden retriever coded and is blatantly clingy
- very outgoing and was probably the class clown type in high school
- loves rock and metal music, especially 90s grunge and punk
- definitely has a battle vest/jacket
- can only grow a bit of stubble on his chin that he stubbornly keeps
- is very muscular since he is so athletic
- can play the drums as well as guitar
- is always tanned bc he goes outside a lot
- probably would be a good dad bc he spends a lot of time with his little brother and seems very protective of him
- can befriend almost anyone
- has some silly tattoos
- likes the song writing process the most about music
- used to play acoustic guitar bc his dad taught him how. He rarely plays acoustic anymore, but will if you ask him to
- is very close with Vincent despite the age gap and enjoys being around children
- has ADHD
- his favorite season is summer bc that meant no school as a kid and just never stopped loving it
- very clingy and loves physical contact
- wears several rings
- lets Abigail paint his nails bright colors and begs her to redo them when they're gone. Red, green, and blue are his favorite colors but he doesn't have a preference
- develops crushes easily
- never got great grades in school
- has done illegal things like trespassing, speed racing, graffiti, lighting things on fire, etc
- he and Sebastian naturally were friends since shortly after they met
- would run a meme account on Instagram or something
- has freckles all over
- amazing singer, I imagine he has a voice similar to Noah Sebastian from Bad Omens (ik that's a common HC but whatever) and I imagine his band making similar music
- tried to teach Seb to skateboard and it didn't go well at all
- would write love songs and poems about his partner
- mischievous 25/8, I like to think in middle school he used to watch a ton of prank channels and would recreate the pranks much to everyone's annoyance
- just a silly guy, he will always keep his whimsy
- sk8r boi to his core
- I feel like he learned how to play a lot of meme-y or annoying songs on guitar just to be obnoxious bc he thinks it's funny
- I think once he moves out he'd do a lot of growing up but that doesn't mean he wouldn't be silly and kind of a rebel sometimes
- I feel like he's really into punk fashion and bands
- probably likes Nirvana, Blink-182 and Green Day a lot, I imagine he's into a lot of 90s music, probably 80s too, I can see him being really into Led Zeppelin and other hair bands and stuff
- would probably listen to any kind of rock or metal tbh. I think he probably chooses the music when the trio hang out together. Like maybe he has a playlist he made with all of the music they like on it and he likes to update it regularly to make sure there's something on it for everyone
- would ask if you'd still love him if he was a worm
- he probably liked dinosaurs as a kid but more in a "I want them to eat each other and destroy my toy cars and little cities like godzilla" kinda way than "I can name every dinosaur from the jurassic period and know random facts about all of them" way, which I image is more the kind of kid Seb was
- he writes most of their band's songs, but Seb and Abby like to contribute to lyrics and melodies sometimes
Sebastian:
- 25 or 26
- short king and is only like 5'7" or 5'8"
- has tattoos on his torso and arms, some of them he did himself as I imagine he probably has done some stick n pokes
- has an eyebrow piercing, multiple ear piercings, nose ring, and maybe a lip ring idk
- got Sam into modern rock and metal music when they were younger
- gave Sam and Abigail some of their piercings and did some of his own ear piercings
- taught himself programming and probably was a bit of a hacker too (maybe even got a degree but nobody remembers)
- became besties with Sam when they were kids (ik Sam grew up in the city, just let me have them as smalls playing together okay 😭)
- has a soft spot for all animals not just frogs
- originally learned to play the piano, Robin taught him how
- has never been in a relationship but I feel like maybe he's been kissed and had his first time at some point. He's awkward and kinda a loser (lovingly) but I imagine he's not entirely oblivious at the very least
- has a dry sense of humor + is super sarcastic. I feel like he might be really witty and pop off with something sometimes. Probably also likes to tease people a bit
- wears contact lenses, used to have giant nerdy glasses as a kid
- doesn't get cold bc he's used to the cold in the basement
- I am a doc martens/boots wearer Sebastian truther but I imagine he also wears converse type sneakers a lot too, especially in the warmer months since boots get too hot
- Maru's room used to be his
- loves horror, sci-fi and fantasy mainly but I feel like he secretly likes romance a tiny bit and he watched cheesy romance films with his mom growing up. He will NEVER admit to it though
- I feel like if he just learned how to cook he'd be good at it
- dislikes pda, seeing it and participating in it
- would show up at your house in the middle of the night to take you on a nighttime motorcycle ride under the stars
- will quit smoking if his partner dislikes it, even before marriage. I think he'd be really eager to please his partner in any way he can, and that would include quitting smoking
- he picked up smoking just to piss off his step-dad/maybe a little bit for attention too
- paints his nails black with markers when he's bored (unless Abigail does them)
- wears frog print socks secretly. I feel like he also has froggy pajamas. Or maybe the farmer bought them for him idk
- is actually really strong despite being pretty skinny. He has some faint abs maybe (if you squint really hard, trust), he probably got them after meeting his partner though bc he wanted to help out. Has toned arms from his mechanic work, but that's it tbh bro is a twig
- bought his motorcycle by himself and Robin hates it. She worries about him every time he goes out on it. She even pitched in to buy some of his gear because she wanted him to be as safe as possible
- wears eyeliner sometimes
- is touch-starved
- falls in love hard and fast
- wears a few rings on a nearly daily basis
- can also play electric guitar, Sam taught him how to at some point, although he claims he isn't very good if you ask
- can sing really well, he just never does bc he gets shy. I think he'd have a really sweet voice though and I imagine he sounds like Ricky from MIW
- writes songs sometimes but is shy about claiming them as they're often personal
- introverted as fuck, his social battery dies very fast and it wears him out
- is secretly skilled in the mines I think, especially given what gifts he can give you as your spouse and his dialogue about the rock crab in the mines
- very great mechanic and fixes stuff around the house without anyone noticing
- his closet is mostly black with hints of gray, red and white thrown in
- probably listens to MCR tbh and had a phase where he was obsessed with them in like middle school or something
- I think any rock and metal music with really emo or angsty lyrics would be his thing. Probably like metalcore too. Bad Omens, MIW, BMTH, shit like that, but he'd like and respect the greats as well, especially since he'd be listening to music with Sam a lot. I'm really into Ghost rn and I feel like he'd like them too idk
- ties his hair up when working sometimes
- smokes pot occasionally with Sam
- he's naturally pretty bc I said so
- smells like spicy cologne, something woodsy, motor oil, rain and faintly of cigarette smoke (he's careful to smoke outside only bc Robin hates it) (maybe smells a little like weed sometimes too)
- is the most mature of the A.S.S. trio
- highly intelligent, especially emotionally, he just isn't really known for it
- once he moves out he and Maru spend time together and end up making up and starting to have a healthy relationship until they eventually become besties. I imagine that they mainly bond over sci-fi movies and novels or comics
- he and Robin used to be really close
- knows how to dress wounds really well bc he used to do it for himself and Sam when they'd get into trouble as kids
- is an indoor person now, but used to go outside a lot as a kid to catch frogs
- definitely has his own D&D campaign, I don't make the rules
- I feel like if the poor man saw the sun he'd have some freckles on his nose
- has some cute moles on his body I just know it
- would go to war for his friends tbh
- definitely has doxxed someone
- actually incredibly sweet???
Elliott:
- 29
- i feel like he's like a solid 5'10"
- actually thinks he's Mr. Darcy
- ties his hair back with a ribbon sometimes and it's so pretty
- is the type to hang out in bookstores and coffee shops all day just writing
- was a theater kid
- definitely came from a rich family but is humble about it, maybe he got disowned or kicked out or something
- went to private school
- has a degree in language arts
- used to tutor his classmates for money
- is besties with Leah
- Willy reminds him of his grandfather who loved to fish
- very into nature conservation, especially the ocean, things he learned from his grandpa. He likes to talk to Willy and Leah about this sometimes
- he'd actually donate some of his writing income to some kind of nature protection organization if he ever made it big and got rich
- he's very dramatic in everything he does
- loves plants, please be prepared to have a whole house full (or if you had a sunroom, that would be filled up)
- wears satin pajama sets
- has a whole skin and hair care routine
- goes to spas and salons
- probably takes better care of himself than any of the other bachelors do tbh
- I feel like he's a beer drinker in public but drinks wine a lot in private
- writes poetry about his lovers and it's really deep and romantic stuff, Shakespeare would be impressed
- he'd 100% take rose petal baths
- actually uses good conditioner, shampoo, and body wash, homie takes care of himself, none of that 3-in-1 shit
- became a writer after falling in love with classic literature and Shakespeare
- would write plays for his high school
- very melancholy bc his rich family disinherited him, disapproving of his career choice
- likes to feel pretty
- I feel like he, Haley and Emily get together to swap fashion, hair and skincare tips sometimes
- would keep a fish tank (the man has a crab friend in his jacket pocket, like????)
- so fucking romantic, this man will remember every anniversary and make it better than the last
- heart is too big, I fear
- lives in a romance piece 24/7 and thinks he's the main character
- loves to go on long walks
- loves playing with and doing hair
- likes to hum classical music when he's deep in thought, it reminds him of when he was a kid
- very good piano player
- keeps a little notebook and pen in his pockets in case inspiration strikes wherever he might be
- probably collects fountain pens and other fine writing tools, or at least greatly appreciates them
- thinks he was born in the wrong era sometimes
- reads a lot in his spare time when he isn't fishing
- collects anything he finds pretty, kinda like a magpie
- probably owns some first edition books
- I bet he was kinda a nerd in school, like very theater kid, orchestra kid, reads a lot, valedictorian type of guy. Spent so much time studying and pursuing his passions that it made him feel a little awkward when trying to make friends
- Leah has definitely made him some book covers before
- Likes to cook, especially seafood
- has studied abroad at some point and made whatever European country he went to his entire personality for a couple weeks after coming back
- a good listener
- I feel like he likes to decorate a little bit
- goes through coffee almost as much as Sebastian and Harvey on the nights when inspiration hits so hard he can't sleep until he's gotten everything down on paper
- would let his partner do his makeup, nails, and hair if they asked, would even make a whole thing of it and maybe even do theirs
- I don't feel like he actually owns a lot of super casual clothes and mostly likes to dress to impress so to speak as he greatly believes in first impressions
Shane:
- 30, maybe 32, definitely in his early 30s though, he's too jaded to be in his 20s imo
- 5'9"
- I'm so sorry but he uses 3-in-1
- used to be a gridball player until an injury in high school. He was on track for a scholarship too
- dropped out of college bc he felt it wasn't worth it anymore
- is actually friends with Sam, he enjoys his company at JojaMart but will never admit to it
- he and Jas have tea parties
- Jas paints his nails sometimes
- when he gets married he takes Jas with him bc she is literally his daughter???
- weak af to persistent people and likes them despite acting like he doesn't
- bro just needs a hug, okay??????
- actually feel like he gives the best hugs tbh
- probably smells like damp hay and alcohol. However, at the same time I feel like he's the type of guy to use way too much axe body spray so idk there
- can grow a beard, I feel
- dad bod but he was always a stocky guy even at his peak athleticism
- would wear his clothes until they fall apart, he really doesn't care
- doesn't know wtf self care is
- help him plz
- is secretly a huge softie, you just have to get past the rough exterior
- would be super supportive as a friend or partner
- gets hungover all the time so he is a master at effective remedies and literally keeps ibuprofen in his pockets
- eyebags for days bc I don't think bro actually sleeps
- he would honestly be such a relatable coworker idk
- would get a midnight snack
- I feel like he listens to the Beatles and other oldies idk. Maybe like 80s and 90s rock/grunge bands too and a little bit of metal just to get the aggression out. I feel like he probably really likes Metallica, Slipknot, System of a Down, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch, Arch Enemy, Bullet For My Valentine, In This Moment, and Lorna Shore. This could be something he and Sam bond over and Sam starts showing him more bands. He also definitely listens to divorced dad music too
- gamer boy and good at it. Sam asks him for advice on games all the time
- would be a streamer, probably doing gaming or something with the chickens
- vents to his chicken Charlie
- follows Sam's meme account and just doesn't know it's Sam's
- I feel like he watches comedies and sitcoms to numb the pain but he probably is more of an action fan and I can see him watching crime shows or like superhero stuff and being REALLY into it
- feel like he had a vintage superhero comic collection at some point
- probably has at least one embarrassing tattoo he got while drunk
- his favorite pet name to call people is doll, darling, or sweetheart and I feel like he kinda just calls everyone that
- buys whatever is cheapest whenever he has to buy clothes and doesn't care too much about what it is so long as it seems relatively durable and is comfortable
- if he got his shit together I imagine he might collect vinyls and be a bit of a sneakerhead tbh
- wears a friendship bracelet Jas made him
Alex:
- 22
- probably 5'10" or 5'11"
- he and Haley are besties
- would spot you in the gym if you asked and give you pointers
- actually so friendly???
- hate to tell you this but he uses 3-in-1 (Haley is trying to fix that)
- always wanted a younger sibling so he's very fond of Jas and Vincent
- gives Jas and Vincent ice cream in the summer when Penny isn't looking
- actually very emotional but that isn't masculine and he kind of subscribes to toxic masculinity but he's working on it
- his grandparents dote on him like crazy, even George
- was a mama's boy fr
- i think he genuinely likes exercising not just bc he's naturally athletic and like gridball. I imagine other sports are fair game to him too
- himbo
- he's just a silly guy
- I like to think his mom made him eggs all the time bc she wasn't a very good cook and that's why he likes them so much
- actually a huge gossip
- flirty as hell and will flirt with anything that moves
- watches way too much sports on TV
- dyslexic af
- very muscular and cares a lot about his body and health
- competitive as hell in everything
- would have an in home gym and help his partner with any manual labor
- teen flick jock cliche
- really wants a muscle car someday
- is kinda a show off but we still love him for it
- sneakerhead fr he's got a huge collection i fear
- wears brand name clothes
- goes through way too much hair gel tbh like boi give ur hair a rest plz
- only let's Haley paint his nails clear </3
- has sleepovers with Haley
- this mfer is NOT good at cooking he eats like those gym bros u see online eating plain rice and chicken
- I feel like he really liked flying kites as a kid and idk why
Harvey:
- 35, but that might be bc of the old man hobbies </3
- TALL, like over 6'0", probably at least 6'2"
- very awkward and introverted, my poor man
- workaholic but he has to be
- please take a rest good sir
- wishes he could grow a beard but it's patchy af so he just shaves it off and keeps his mustache
- I feel like he's divorced or like got left at the altar or some shit and it took a huge hit on his confidence. Maybe a long term relationship went really poorly? Like he wasn't there much bc of med school and long hours and such and so he was cheated on or broken up with after a long term relationship that he thought was going well
- used to work in a big hospital in the city but the shifts and internal politics took a toll on him so he moved to Pelican Town to open his own small practice
- used to wear contacts but stopped buying them bc he couldn't wear them through long shifts at the hospital in the city, they hurt his eyes too much bc they got so dry
- he was definitely very studious and probably also played an instrument
- still talks to his parents on the phone regularly and they often ask if he's dating anyone and when he's gonna get married
- definitely a family man and loves children bc he doesn't feel as awkward with them
- gets take out all the time even though he'd like to eat healthy
- I think he and Elliott would actually get along really well
- please take a vacation
- is running on 3 hours of sleep, take out, coffee, and a shot of five hour energy
- probably spends a lot of time on his mustache and making sure it's well groomed
- tbh he'd just be a well groomed guy in general
- i feel like he's very averagely built, maybe got a little bit of a tummy
- calm energy
- likes to take care of others but please someone take care of him, he needs it
- doctor mode 24/7, he never really actually takes a break
- prioritizes everyone else's needs over his own
- recovering people pleaser
- listens to audio books sometimes
- owns a mustache comb
- is incredibly tidy and neat (except for his office which I feel is always littered with paper work)
- owns one of those flight simulator games
- also has a collection of model planes, some of them can actually fly remotely
- would be into drones I think
- not very good with technology
Abigail:
- 22
- tiny, only like 5'1"
- plays with ouija boards 4 fun????
- has definitely made a house haunted b4 bc of that ^
- has a tattoo of a sword on her forearm
- has multiple ear piercings as well as a septum, Medusa and a bellybutton ring
- feeds stray cats all the time
- is very into mythology and learning about monsters, I feel like she has a collection of books on them
- secretly trains with a sword
- collects crystals despite the fact she eats them </3
- wants to move to the city away from her overbearing parents with Sam and Seb
- is learning to play bass guitar :)
- knows how to play flute bc that's the instrument she played in high school
- befriended Sam and Sebastian in middle school but didn't hang out with them much until high school
- alternates dyeing her hair purple, blue and forest green but always comes back to purple since it's her favorite
- has a tattoo behind her ear of a monster
- Emily gave her an undercut that you can only see when she puts her hair up
- she likes to do tarot readings with Emily sometimes
- probably has had a crush on Haley at some point idk
- loves the fall, it's her favorite season
- is actually curvy bc I want her to be
- is the one that suggested and started the sleepover tradition in Sebastian's room
- paints Seb and Sam's nails
- has a dark sense of humor and some people just don't get it
- loves action, fantasy and horror
- is Wizard's daughter, I just know it. I know some people argue about it but just makes sense!!! How else could she eat rocks????
- feels bad for the monsters she kills when she does go into the mines and I feel like she does funeral rites, prayers, or something kind of ritual to pay her respects for them
- I feel like she's really into witchy stuff and should be friends with Emily bc of it
- stomach of steel bc wdym she eats crystals?????
- I feel like she and Sam can eat two whole pizzas each in one sitting. Each.
- I think she'd like goth bands, I can see her listening to a lot of them, but she'd probably listen to other rock and metal bands too just bc of Sam and Seb
- definitely had an Edgar Allen Poe phase
- so adorable????? (Your honor I love her)
- probably has nice arms from drumming and wielding a sword tbh we stan stronk women
- I think she'd like the band Ghost and would get Sam and Seb into them
- her singing voice sounds something like Lzzy Hale's voice from Halestorm. Strong but still pretty and feminine with a bit of rasp to it. Or maybe like Joan Jett? Something like that
- probably had a manic pixie dream girl phase
- at her maximum chaotic when she's with Sam and definitely joins in on some of his pranks
- likes to “borrow” Sebastian's games
- bickers with Sam as though they are siblings (bc they basically are)
- horror films are her favorite, anything spooky, gloomy, or action packed is up her alley too, though. She'd be a huge Tim Burton fan, I think
- super into Gothic fashion and makeup, I think she'd be a trad goth if she was able to
- I feel like Seb got her into anime and manga and she got really into isekai at some point
- DIYs her clothes sometimes
- secretly is super into cute things and has a little collection
- ultimate wing woman
- teasing master tbh
- competitive when it comes to gaming
- likes to go exploring
- liked to make “potions” as a kid and ykw if she really is Wizard's kid then maybe some of them worked....
- naturally kinda loud, especially when she gets passionate about something, good or bad, and tends to yell when she's excited about something without realizing it
- would go into the mines with the farmer
- likes to help her mom tend to her plants in their greenhouse
- will hang out at Joja Mart during Sam’s shifts sometimes and annoy him/distract him
- has a collection of ridiculous photos and videos of Sam's failed attempts at various tricks on his skateboard and likes to randomly send them to him
- can play pool, Sam and Seb taught her
Emily:
- 26
- 5'7", she looks like she's built like a model, tall, thin, and with long limbs
- dreams of becoming a fashion designer in Zuzu City someday and has an extensive portfolio
- her and her younger sister Haley moved to Pelican Town after their parents decided to move to another country bc it got too expensive in the city with just the two of them
- I pair her with Sandy, I'm convinced they need to be together please do not separate
- so friendly so people (Clint) take it the wrong way
- dyes her hair
- an astrology girlie
- does tarot with Abby
- has a dream journal she's been recording her dreams in since she was 10
- collects crystals for their healing properties and power
- was a party girl in the city
- low key the town barber/hairdresser
- I feel like indie music is more her thing, especially deep underground artists, but I think she'd also listen to anything popular as well. Maybe likes 60s and 70s as well, I can see that. Idk tho she's kinda a wild card, for all I know she could be listening to metal with Shane
- has definitely done shrooms and other hallucinogens, like I said she was a party girl
- I feel like she has a high alcohol tolerance and could drink a lot of people under the table and it always surprises them especially given she's tall and thin so there's not much to her
- vegan and probably attends protests and rallies for veganism but isn't annoying about it or anything, just passionate about what she believes in
- has traveled a bit and likes to try new things
- probably had/has a vlog channel on YouTube or maybe would do something similar on TikTok
- she sometimes makes clothes for Haley
- is a great drink mixer and she prefers cocktails over beer. Given her party girl energy, I think she'd still do tequila shots though
- is very dedicated to her Instagram and it is very artsy
- I feel like she likes crafty stuff in general
- cuts her own hair and has had many different styles over the years
- gives everyone fashion tips and is not a gatekeeper
- girls girl fr
- would be that girl you meet in the bathroom while drunk at a bar and become friends with her instantly
- if you're close she'd make clothes for you :)
- was on the dance team in school
- actually has a college degree in fashion merchandising and design
- I feel like she wears a lot of vintage style clothes like 60s, 70s, and 80s mostly and would totally go thrifting a lot and know all of the best places and times to go
Haley:
- 21
- only 5'3", she didn't get the tall genes
- bc she used to live in the city she grew accustomed to that lifestyle and had a hard time adjusting in Pelican Town. I imagine her photography was probably a huge source of comfort for her during that time
- Emily makes her clothes sometimes, and she acts like it's annoying but she actually super appreciates it especially since there isn't really anywhere to shop for clothes in person there
- has tried sun-in in her hair before she realized how bad it was for it
- surfer girl fr
- took a photography course in school and wants to be a nature photographer or maybe a fashion photographer
- I feel like she gets her hair done every 6 months on the dot and Emily does it for her
- kind of babygirl coded idk
- I feel like she'd take jobs as a photographer for engagements and weddings in the city
- I think she and Leah would get along since they're both artsy. Maybe even Elliott too
- ykw fuck it, she, Emily, Leah, Elliott and Alex have sleepovers sometimes and they also set up a little fair in the town square for the kids with Penny to educate them about the arts and Alex would be general support for them but might even do fun games and activities with the kids too
- definitely a pop girlie but I think she'd secretly listen to a bit of the oldies with Emily. Likes all the typical artists you'd expect like Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Chappel Roan, Shawn Mendes, Sabrina Carpenter, Britney Spears, Beyonce, One Direction, etc. But I also imagine she's into some 80s and 90s stuff too like Destiny's Child, Spice Girls, Michael Jackson, Prince, David Bowie, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, etc.
- would have a tiktok and do a lot of the trends. Probably does a lot of get ready with mes and story times too
- has the most aesthetic Instagram you've ever seen and posts all of her photos on it
- has the most followers in Pelican Town
- secretly likes to model Emily's clothes for her
- wanted a pony as a child
- probably collects fashion dolls but doesn't let anyone know about it bc she thinks others will think it's lame (even though it's actually really cool)
- intense skincare routine
- would be into doing a full face of makeup all the time and she's amazing at makeup
- I think she loves giving makeovers idk
- fantastic nail artist, I feel like she does nails for anyone that wants them done
- she and Alex always somehow know all of the gossip and are constantly have little tea spilling sessions
Penny:
- 20
- 5'5"
- tries her best to be sociable. I imagine she really likes people she's just a bit more quiet and so she comes off as being really shy
- she is interested in history, poetry and literature and wants to become a teacher one day so she is tutoring until she saves up enough to go to college
- book club with Maru and sometimes Leah and Elliott joins
- loves children so much, I imagine she really wants to be a mother
- I feel like she likes to bake and cook even though she sucks at it (but over time she does improve!!!!)
- probably the straightest bachelor/ette at first glance, but I kinda ship her with Maru tbh so…yk
- trad wife tbh
- she'd bake you bread and cookies all the time if u were her friend
- I feel like she reads classic literature a lot and might actually get along well with Elliott
- likes to take care of people in general honestly and is a HUGE people pleaser
- kinda vanilla tbh, I think she's just really sheltered and idealized the "perfect" traditional family since she never got that for herself so much tho so it comes off that way
- loves nature, cares a lot about plants and animals. Goes on walks a lot
- likes to spend time making lesson plans for Jas and Vincent (and later Leo)
- knows Alex is giving Jas and Vincent candies and ice cream but pretends not to notice bc she thinks it's sweet he likes them so much
- Only paired with Sam bc he's kind of childish and she clearly likes to take care of people. I think Maru (or even Harvey?) would be a much better pairing for her
- probably likes stuff like Celine Dion and Whitney Houston. Maybe even Taylor Swift. Ykw if anyone was gonna listen to country out of the bachelor/ettes it would be her. I think she also likes to listen to movie scores as well tho and needs calm background music while she's working
- she'd have a dislike for Sebastian and Shane simply bc they don't look at the world the same way she does. I don't think she gets along well with pessimistic people at all. Haley and her probably also don't like each other much
- is jealous of Maru for having a good relationship with her parents and spends a lot of time at her house
- likes to use community resources with the kids a lot (library, museum, park, community center, etc)
- health conscious, I imagine she actually takes a lot of care of herself in that regard
- wears very stereotypically feminine attire. I feel like she might also be really into 50s styles and silhouettes but might even like some of the more preppy 90s looks too
- probably likes old classic Hollywood a lot, I feel like The Wizard of Oz was her favorite movie as a kid. Nowadays she probably has a Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn movie as her favorite. For some reason I'm feeling Gentlemen Prefer Blondes or maybe My Fair Lady
- likes old romance films, but I don't think she reads much romance
- reads mainly poetry, classics, history and teaching handbooks and guides, but since she does book club with Maru, I imagine she's read her fair share of scientific works and sci-fi novels
- always wanted to learn to play an instrument but never really got the opportunity to do so
- likes to crochet or knit
- collects stuffed animals, even though she's worried that its childish
- likes going to festivals and carnivals
- I feel like she's pretty religious
- won't knowingly consume alcohol bc of her mom but when she does she is very much so a lightweight. One drink and it's game over. Also feel like she's a very flirty drunk, or and overly honest one
- her father cheated on her mom and they divorced/he left them for his other family and now she distrusts people (especially men)
- loves botany and is also super into Victorian flower language
- wears Mary Janes and ballet flats the most
- early riser and a morning person
- technology doesn't really get along well with her but that's okay since she doesn't use it all that much
- really enjoys being outside, especially in the spring and summer
- watches a lot of documentaries and reality TV shows. Feel like she's also super into musicals
Leah:
- 24
- 5'5"
- makes book covers for Elliott occasionally
- sculpture is her favorite art medium and she finds herself inspired by the greats
- I feel like she's a Monet fan tbh
- very close with Haley, Elliott, and Robin
- she spends a lot of time outside finding inspiration from nature and is especially fond of the ocean. She probably goes on fishing day trips with Elliott and will just paint or draw most of the time
- likes to cook and is very good at it. Girl can make something from nothing like magic
- doesn't have a favorite specific film genre, I think she just likes to admire the cinematography tbh
- has a dark room she lets Haley use whenever she wants
- does arts and crafts projects with the kids for Penny sometimes
- likes nature and plants
- I feel like she's actually hilarious and would be such a fun friend to be around
- holds her liquor well, she could probably drink everyone in town under the table tbh
- she's probably traveled to every great city for art and visited many museums to see the originals up close
- caught Sam doing graffiti once but it was so good she pretended she didn't see
- a girls girl fr
- very strong, I think she'd actually be a pretty muscular lady
- freckles all over
- outside is her favorite place to be and I imagine that she really likes the summer
- loves to hike and go camping and would take friends on trips with her
- likes to feed the ducks
- eventually has an art gallery in the museum and runs an online print shop
- I feel like she'd be the most likely to have a pet racoon for some reason
- likes to go "hunting" for antler sheds and uses them in art
- has a collection of rocks, wood carvings, postcards, and I think she even has a collection of bones she finds around outside
- knows how to hunt and fish but I don't think that's really her thing tbh. I imagine she likes animals too much for that
- i think she was probably very outgoing and artsy in school and probably had a lot of friends also into the arts
- comfortable and practical clothes are more important to her than fashion
- would make her own natural hand soaps and lotions and ykw they'd smell so freaking good
- bakes bread once every week
- makes her own butter and cheese
Maru:
- 20
- 5'4"
- very interested in all kinds of science as well as technology and engineering (we stan women in STEM)
- I'm sorry she's just so cute
- definitely a big bookworm, sci-fi is obviously her favorite, but she often gets mad at the bad science in some of them
- would have a blog where she reviews books, movies, and TV shows she reads/watches
- probably used to write fanfiction tbh
- she does her own thing and likes doing so, but she often wishes she and Seb were closer and I imagine she awkwardly tries to make an effort but it goes unnoticed or reciprocated until after the two are living more separate lives
- golden child in every way, I don't think she's ever done anything bad in her life
- daddy's girl fr, she and Demetrius have always been very close and it shows
- friendly with everyone but I imagine she's a little awkward in her own age group as she probably doesn't keep up with slang, trends, or popculture
- was interested in medical science at some point
- engineering is her favorite but she likes all science and technology
- I feel like she listens to whatever music Penny or her parents listen to
- would totally watch sci-fi movies with Sebastian once they're on better terms
- gamer gurl
- she probably unknowingly plays games with Abby online all the time
- I think she and Abby aren't close but are friends and would probably talk a lot about games they like as well as astronomy, and Abby would try to help Maru get closer to Seb
- night owl, I think she almost stays up as late as Sebastian
- I imagine she probably really likes astronomy and stays up late looking at the stars when she isn't up late working on projects. She probably has the kind of personality where she will focus so hard on a project that she'll forget to eat or sleep because she doesn't want to lose the ideas she has or will be too determined to fix something or finish the project
- was very good at math in high school as well as chemistry. I think she may have even been in a science or math based club like mathletes or physics or something
- tries not to always suggest sci-fi novels during book club but often can't help herself
- I feel like she actually really enjoys medical dramas as well
- might even like classic film and musicals bc Penny got her into them and will find herself humming songs from musicals while working
- again, I pair her and Penny a lot in my head bc I just think they've got the most chemistry
- I think once she finally bonds with Sebastian it'll be like over Star Wars or something
- owns several pairs of glasses so that she can swap out the frames to match her outfit
- she has textured hair with really pretty defined curls. Sometimes she'll get braids done, but usually she let's her natural hair shine as is but likes to wear headbands and fun headscarves to keep her hair out of the way when she does her projects.
- does own a pair of contacts that she occasionally wears
- sometimes she forgets she's got goggles on her head or around her neck after working on a project
- wears a lot of cute and casual clothes that are more easy going like jumpers, cardigans, overalls, shorts and a t-shirt, just super casual and comfortable
- still has held onto her childhood favorite toys
- has a large collection of books whether they're novels, manuals, or scientific and medical textbooks
- knows first aid and is very good in an emergency
- I think she and Harvey probably talk about books and planes a lot when things are boring at work
- takes really good care of her hair
And that is all for now!! Sorry I posted this so late I had a lot going on irl. I've also got some dating and NSFW HCs for the bachelors (and a few for the bachelorettes but not enough for a full post for them atm) and maybe someday I'll post those but for now this is it. Thanks for reading hehe
125 notes · View notes
mr-jack-letterman · 1 year ago
Text
AAAAAAND WERE BACK with more Subway to Stardew silliness NSNNDD.
Thank you to the folks over at @subwaytostardew for making this wonderful mod and letting me make silly art about it lol.
In any case time for some headcannon nonsense.
(click for better quality because Tumblr makes it crunchy)
Tumblr media
If Stardew Valley were to have a box legendary I think it would be Cresselia. It's literally Lunar pokemon and represents the crescent moon so it being the patron legendary of Stardew Valley just makes a lot of sense to me. Also Cresselia is underrated NSNDN.
Maybe there would be a secret special encounter for Darkrai. (the other half of it and Cresselia's duo but is a mythical for some reason?)
Tumblr media
Also the Lunar wing would be very neat item to have in-game ANSNDND.
If it were to exist within the mod I imagine the farmer would be like "oooo shiny feather. Maybe it's a pokemon feather? Emmet/Ingo would probably like it :D" so then they make it into a necklace, or maybe just give it to one of them outright without knowing what it is. So Emmet/Ingo sees it and just starts freaking the hell out cause their crush/friend just gave them a piece of a literal legendary pokemon meanwhile the farmer is just....clueless NSNDND.
Now onto some of the other characters.
Tumblr media
As basically the resident nurse joy of Pelican Town I think Harvey would have some pokemon common in the medical field. Though, pokemon like Chansey and Audino don't really fit his whole "whiskey neat, coffee black, bed at three"/ref vibes so I thought Indeedee would be best NSNDNND.
I also decided to give some pokemon to the characters mentioned within my ask.
Tumblr media
Willy is very fond of water types, clearly NSNS. Specifically fish pokemon like Lanturn, Seaking, Whiscash, Wishiwashi, or Dondozo. (Though his actual team probably has a good chunk of pokemon that are still water type just not fish lmao) The crowning jewel of his collection is a shiny Magikarp he fished up. Maybe one day it will evolve, but for now it just swims around the docks next to his house entertaining anyone that visits.
He also has a Bibarel. (which I imagine is the grown up version of that one Bidoof that snuck into Pelican Town) It acts more like an overgrown housecat than a battle ready pokemon but it is incredibly bulky so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯.
Tumblr media
Morris also has a few pokemon of his own. Most of which he keeps at home. But his main two he's seen with is a Gimmighoul and a Gumshoos. (IDK he just has Gumshoos vibes to me NSNDNND) They run around Joja pickpocketing people's gold cause Morris is just a dick like that.
Tumblr media
"It's Wizard time mother fucker, FIREBALL-"/ref
Wizard likes psychic types, but I like to think he also has a fondness for fairy types too. Also, most of em has at least one strong fire type move just so he has an excuse to yell "fireball" and blast something NSND. His Malamar is named Illithid (a wack squid monster guy from DnD lol)
Tumblr media
Sandy likes rock types, given that she lives in a desert it's probably the only type of pokemon she sees on the daily lol. She also has a key stone on her earring. With how colorful a keystone is when compared to sand I think she would be the most likely to find one there. Idk exactly if she'd mega evolve an Aerodactyl or a Tyranitar, if any pokemon at all. But I think she'd carry it around regardless. It's pretty :]
Also she has a shiny Rockruff. I don't rly have an explanation for that one I think it just fits the vibe lol.
And now, shenanigans.
Tumblr media
Emmet then proceeds to grab the child and just.... speed walk away HSBBDBDJJR.
That's all I have for now, I'll probably throw some other pokemon at the bachelorettes and other bachelors another time but this alone took a solid week due to finals 😭/lh
Time for me to go to bed lol, have a good one 👍
168 notes · View notes
babiebom · 11 months ago
Note
Hello!! Soooo I was reading your headcannons about Shane going with his S/O to the mines and that got me thinking. How would the Bachelors (and maybe also the Bachelorettes) react to a Gn S/O who kicks a slime or other monster in the face which kills it instantly? The Bachelors/Bachelorettes are either shocked or impressed as the S/O explains they just are really good at kicking and could probably break open a rock if they wanted to.
A/N: brother i do not remember writing that but I probably did and forgot bc let’s face it I forget things pretty easily. The bachelorettes will be a separate post because I’m taking too long posting this. Also sorry this is late. Also also my writing has gotten slower because I have taken up making music and have currently a couple songs that I’m working on including one from my farmers pov about Sebastian so y’know with that and work a lot of things are going on lmao. Pt.2 I have a cold again because of work.
Tw: violence, cursing, mentions of death, killing slimes lmao, lmk if I should tag anything else
Bc/Wc: maybe 3 for each. Maybe more? At least 100 words me thinks for each.
Stardew valley Masterlist
Sebastian
Literally just blinks and is like ….okay :|
It’s probably not surprising to him that you kicked a monster to death
Sticks to swinging a bat at them (I think he would have a bat or like a pipe or something) but thinks it’s cool that you have hand to hand…or monster to foot combat down.
Sebastian stares as you kick a duggy to death. It honestly was getting in the way of you digging for treasure and nipping at your ankles every time you weren’t paying attention. It only took one good kick for it to die and as you breathe out a puff of air in frustration, your boyfriend simply nods to himself and continues the search for anything you could donate to the museum.
“Are you gonna say anything?” You ask
He just shrugs in response, “no not really…”
In all honesty he figured you had to have a way to survive down here for hours. While kicking wasn’t the usual way, it did work and that’s all that really matters to him.
Sam
Probably did not realize at first and was like okay yeah cool it’s dead
Then realized and probably shouted VERY LOUDLY
Thinks it’s super cool because WHAT?
The stupid things take SO long to die. You kill them and they just come right back unless you blow it up…or give it a good kick to the face out of annoyance. Sam’s eyebrows raise for a second before he continues to break rocks, wanting to get this adventure over with.
Then comes the excited shouting. He’s holding you by your shoulders, shaking you and yelling words that don’t quite make it to your ears. “Sam, please!” You shout over him, the echoing sounds starting to hurt your head.
“I’m sorry,” he lets go of you but is still bouncing in place, “but that was so cool! I wanna kick things!”
Shane
Openly thinks it’s hot
Is very relieved because he never comes down into the mines and does at least want to know you’re safe
Steals your kicking strategy because it is quicker and more efficient
Do those things ever die? Can a skeleton die? How can a skeleton even be alive if not inside a per-okay they’re kicking it….and it’s dead. Wow.
Shane just stares in slight confusion as his mind races to catch up with the events that just unfolded in front of him. It was kinda fun taking out his feelings on monsters that were technically picking a fight first, but then thinking about the morality and the actual logic of it all distracted him until you actually kick a real life skeleton in the face causing it to finally permanently die. He says nothing to you, but does give you an amused smirk before adopting your strategy as his own. Kicking is way more fun than hitting rocks anyways.
Alex
Secretly thinks it’s hot
Would also try to kick things
Would want to do a playful contest to see how much stuff you two can damage honestly.
It thew Alex off when the rock he had hit with a pickaxe started moving. It threw him off even further when said rock pinched him with its apparent pincers that he didn’t even know it had. His brain completely left his skull when you kicked the thing to death with one good stomp because it had pinched him.
It didn’t even hurt that much because he wasn’t paying any attention to his wound and instead staring at you with what could only be described as adoration. Alex clears his throat and grind at you, “how ‘bout a kicking contest? Winner gets a prize”.
“What prize?” You ask, confused about his reaction. You thought he would be in a little pain at least.
“Whatever the winner decides I guess…” you shake his outstretched hand. This was going to go well for you. Now all there is left to do is think about what you want as your prize.
Harvey
Would be absolutely floored.
Like THIS IS NOT SAFE BUT OH MY GOD IMPRESSIVE
He is never coming into the mines again but at least his anxiety has gone down just a little bit (well went up then down so technically it is lower than previously).
The little thing on the ground wasn’t terrifying in the slightest, but your ferocity in destroying it made Harvey think that it was more serious than he understood it to be. Don’t get him wrong, all of the things in this mine could kill someone easily, but the monster that looked like a big ass worm didn’t really seem like a big deal compared to everything else you two had come across.
His mouth hung open as he stared at you as you glared at the stained spot where the worm thing used to be. “It would’ve turned into a monster that could fly.” You offer as soon as you turn to look at him. He nods and makes a mental note to get you muscle relaxers or something because your legs definitely have to be sore after this.
Elliott
Is MORTIFIED
like he was not expecting you to do that at ALL
The mines aren’t his favorite place and he’s glad you can defend yourself but it’s also TERRIFYING.
Probably will insert this into one of his novels where you’re already a character because it’s hot.
The bouncing little jelly things were more dangerous than Elliott had expected. Sure, he knew to some degree that you being tough was a fact because you were in these mines damn near every day for hours at a time. Whenever you came back home after a trip to the mines, covered in bruises and cuts after midnight, he always felt thankful that you had made it back home alive. But this was more than he expected. If something that looked this harmless could make him feel heavy and tired enough to wanna just lay down and die, how strong were the other monsters that lived in these mines?
Snapping out of his distracted thoughts, he watches as everything happens too quickly in front of him, rendering him unable to help because you got everything under control before he could even think to help. In one second you’re hissing in pain after a slime that you both had missed crashed into you, then the next your foot lifts up and then kicks the slime across the room. The thing splatters into goo on the wall as you check yourself for any serious injuries. Elliott calls out to you in shock, rushing over to also look over you because he wouldn’t be fully calm without checking you himself.
As you two stand in the now empty room, checking each other for any injuries that might make you leave early, Elliott can’t help but think that a sexy strong love interest in his novels is just what he needs to make his work skyrocket in popularity.
131 notes · View notes
drorie · 9 months ago
Text
UNSERIOUS Stardew Headcannons
I am kind of an unserious person sometimes so here are some of my amazing headcannons for the bachelors/bachelorettes of Stardew Valley
Alex is five foot eleven. He constantly lies about it and says he is six foot.
Haley threw a coconut at Mayor Lewis once. Ever since that incident, coconuts have become Haley’s favorite thing. If you give her a coconut, she will for sure throw it at Mayor Lewis.
Elliott has a manifesto. It details how he will use crabs to create a political uprising.
Sebastian has a manifesto. It details how he will use frogs to create a political uprising.
Elliott and Sebastian butt heads often, eventually leading to The Great Crab and Frog War that occurs after the events of the game.
Abigail has the most concentration of lead in her system. Somehow her bloodstream contains more lead than both Evelyn's and George's combined.
Shane listens to Linkin Park
Maru has a tumblr blog dedicated to Shirtless Gojo JJK
Sam gets weezered daily and he’s starting to go insane
Sam has a chronic addiction to 9/11 jokes
Emily has a very long kinlist
Harvey cries himself to sleep every night
If you piss Leah off she draws you pregnant and casts an evil spell on you
66 notes · View notes
snailmail444 · 1 year ago
Note
After reading the Masturbationen headcanons for the Bachelors… Can we get masturbation headcanons for the bachelorettes? 🫶🏻
Bachelorette Masturbation Headcannons
18+ 🌱 NSFW 🌱 MDNI
This took soooo long. So so long. But it’s HERE! I’ll probably be double posting today since the poll said post as I finish and I actually have two asks done hehe. Hope y’all are ready for a double feature! NSFW under the cut!
Tumblr media
Penny-
🧡 It’s all or nothing for penny. Either her mom is out and she’s got all the time in the world, or her mom is home and she can’t hide a damn thing.
🧡 Luckily Pam has a solid routine every night, so Penny has been able to find time for herself when the mood strikes.
🧡 It’s not a usual occurrence for Penny. She’s got a lot of deep-seated repression that makes it tough for her to follow through on any sexual urges. She’s still undoing the small-town-youth dynamic that it’s dirty and shameful for women to pleasure themselves.
🧡 Sometimes though she’ll be reading fanfic (because let’s be so real you know she does), and she can’t ignore the ache in her center anymore.
🧡 Bites down on her lip and edges her bottoms off anxiously, still a little worried someone might jump out of the shadows and damn her in the name of Yoba for sinning.
🧡 Settles in pretty fast though, and lets herself get lost in the story. Pretends she’s the character being ravaged, typically in a highly romantic setting.
🧡 Penny seems like a total pillow humper to me. Gets all flushed and red and tries to muffle her moans as she grinds against the fabric.
🧡 Really sensitive so she doesn’t need much more than that. Maybe a free hand to play with her breast, but honestly not even that.
🧡 One and Done. The guilt sets in and she feels embarrassed all over once she finishes, so she throws everything in to wash and showers off the evidence ASAP.
Maru-
💜 Doesn’t have a ton of personal space/boundaries during the day. She has to wait until nighttime to even think of letting off some steam (thanks, Demetrius)
💜 Once she’s certain her parents are asleep—thank god Sebastian doesn’t ever leave his room, the night owl—Maru climbs down into the privacy of her workshop and allows herself to unwind.
💜 Maru is a woman in STEM. A gadget queen, if You will.
💜 She only has a couple of toys, but they’re high-end splurges. Quality over quantity.
💜 Could make her own if she really wanted to, but she’s got more robotics projects on her plate than she can finish. The last thing she wants is to have to wait to finish making her sex toy before having fun with it.
💜 Her favorite is just a plain blue toy that looks unassuming, but it feels like it’s thrusting inside her, and she can just lay back and enjoy it.
💜 Girls arms and wrists are tired after a day of engineering, so it’s a lifesaver to not have to do that work herself. All she wants is to feel fucked full and nothing else.
💜 Maru’s mind is always going, which is good and bad when she’s trying to get off. On the one hand, it makes for some vivid fantasies. On the other, sometimes she doesn’t want to have to think at all.
💜 Her fantasies are often of whirlwind, desperate romances. Stolen away in the nearest closet, shoved up against a tree, spread out on top of her workbench. She dreams of reckless, passionate, I need you this minute sex. It gets her so wet she’s soaking.
💜 On the days when she wants her brain to go quiet, she’ll make sure to keep going until she’s cum three or four times. Until her ears are ringing and her body is completely exhausted. Kind of a stamina queen, to be honest.
💜 She sleeps like a baby on those nights.
Emily-
💙 Lowkey I think Emily would be a licensed sex therapist.
💙 She’s very well educated in the importance of sexual health. For her it’s a spiritual practice of keeping herself balanced.
💙 Haley’s home like all the time which sucks, but she gets an okay amount of privacy regardless because their rooms are on opposite sides of the house.
💙 Lights incense that has properties good for sexual energy or something I dunno.
💙 Has a (body safe!) crystal wand that she fucks herself with.
💙 Loves how cool it feels at first and the fact that it warms to match her body temperature.
💙 Little miss active imagination doesn’t need porn or anything, she just gets right the hell off on her fantasies.
💙 As for what she fantasizes about? Girl goes wild thinking about having three or four partners. Ideally it’s three or four people all focused on pleasing her, every sensation hands and mouths and skin on skin—she gets really hot thinking about it.
💙 Her nipples are really sensitive so she makes sure to stimulate them a lot, pretending she has someone to focus on each one individually.
💙 Enjoys being present with her body and engages her senses. Really wants to sit with all the sensations and draw them out.
💙 Doesn’t cum every time, but that’s not the point for her. Unless she’s specifically trying to cum, it’s an added bonus. Something nice, but not necessary. It’s all about the journey for Emily.
Leah-
💚 Leah has it MADE in terms of getting off.
💚 Queen of living alone in the woods.
💚 Full privacy. Loud noise never carries from the solid insulation and the dampening of the trees. She can’t full out scream without being heard, but almost.
💚 Has a collection of dildos she’s made herself out of scrap wood. She started making them as a joke, but then she was like actually…this could be great for me.
💚 Don’t worry, she’s taken great care in making sure they’re body safe. Made with love and all that.
💚 Her favorites are the ones that she’s left knots on. A smooth fuck is nice, but she loves the added sensation from the bumps.
💚 Her internet isn’t great, but she’s lucky to have a collection of artsy porn films. Again, something that started as more of a fascination, but to be honest it’s super hot.
💚 One in particular is her favorite, with a long shot of eating pussy. It’s supposed to be a love story, the way it’s framed, but more than anything it’s just hot. Reminds her of some of the best oral she’s ever gotten.
💚 Takes her a long time to get off, but she’s learned not to rush it. She’ll finish when she finishes, and it’s always worth it.
💚 Needs a nice, long, relaxing shower afterwards, and unwinds with a cup of herbal tea.
Haley-
🩷 Emily is gone a lot working at the bar until late, so she doesn’t have to worry about finding time.
🩷 Definitely has a collection of toys for whatever mood she’s in.
🩷 Quality AND Quantity babe Haley will not deny herself pleasure.
🩷 Absolutely will treat herself too. A nice glass of wine and some mood lighting. Big fan of setting the vibe (pun intended).
🩷 Soft BDSM girlie. Adores any porn where the sub ends up a whiny desperate mess
🩷 It’s an ego trip. She absolutely wants to think that whoever she’s with would be reduced to absolute pathetic begging for her.
🩷 She finishes faster than she would like sometimes, so she’s mastered the art of edging.
🩷 She’s not gonna put all that effort in for nothing. If she’s set taking her time to enjoy herself she’s going to be TAKING her TIME.
🩷 Finds it really hot to be able to watch herself so sometimes she’ll set up in front of her floor-length mirror. Not as good as it is with a partner, but it’s got a similar draw.
🩷 Really quiet when she cums, her cheeks flushed and a gasp stuck in her chest while her body seizes with pleasure.
🩷 Might go a couple more times depending on how hot and bothered she is.
Abigail-
🖤 Abby has the least privacy out of the bachelorettes.
🖤 Her situation isn’t horrible (read: better than Sam’s), but she’s always got low-grade anxiety that she’s going to be caught and absolutely mortified.
🖤 Never home alone either, but Stardew girls make do. Waits up until midnight or later and makes sure to be radio silent just in case her dad is roaming around.
🖤 Once she gets into it though…she gets into it.
🖤 Little miss visual aid over here be Watching porn. She almost can’t get off without it. She CAN but she doesn’t want to. Which is so real of her.
🖤 LOVES videos of people getting themselves off. Solo masturbation videos are so hot to her because it feels like a steamy mutual session when she touches herself.
🖤 Totally ends up imagining past experiences or current crushes taking up the same as the person in the video. Pleasuring themselves while she watches and watching her get off too…she’s practically gone.
🖤 Sometimes she likes to watch really hardcore, desperate railing if she’s feeling particularly needy or submissive. Every now and again she just wants to be told she’s hot, get spanked, and fucked within an inch of her life. Girl me too the fuck—
🖤 Gets off pretty fast and once just because of the anxiety thing. If she had more peace of mind it would be a marathon for her because with the adventure training she’s got stamina for days.
🖤 Still sleeps way better after and ends up having some very, very pleasant dreams with all of that imagination fuel.
281 notes · View notes
studentinpursuitofclouds · 4 months ago
Note
Oh my gosh, your headcannons are so good! It seems like every time I come back to Stardew I find interesting content! So... I saw that your requests are open, so I decided to make a request for a headcanon of the reactions of the bachelors and bachelorettes of SVE (+ Isaac, if possible) when they hold their newborn children in their arms for the first time? Reactions of both children, if possible, but I understand if it's too much, I don't want to impose myself. Anyway, thanks in advance and I apologize if the request was confusing or if I seemed rude, since English is not even remotely a language that I speak, and sometimes I can get confused while translating from Portuguese to English...
*Sobbing* Thank you very much, dear anon. I'm incredibly glad that you and others like my headcanons 🥺 And don't worry, you translated everything perfectly. English is not my native language either, so I feel ya, I also sometimes worry that I will write an ask to someone incorrectly. Anyway, enjoy! ❤️
_____________________________
SVE bachelors + Isaac:
Lance walks slowly around the room holding his son/daughter and smiles softly, rocking gently to keep the baby from crying. "Well hello there, little one. Farmer and I have been waiting a long time for your arrival." Luckily, the Guilds let adventurers off more often and take some of the responsibilities off their shoulders if they became parents until the baby turns 3, and Lance takes this opportunity to be with the baby and Farmer more often. To tell the truth, Lance didn't think about wanting a son more than a daughter, or vice versa. The most important for him - that the child was fed, healthy and happy.
Magnus still couldn't believe his own eyes. He, an old grumpy wizard, twice heartbroken and without particularly high chance of starting a family, held a small child in his arms. His child. The wizard's vision blurred with tears and his voice shook slightly. He was happy, he was so, so happy. Not even Camilla and the other colleagues would ruin his mood to know that the usually reserved wizard was overcome with emotion. Not to say he had any preference on what gender he even wanted the the first child to be (technically, his firstborn is a daughter), the baby is fine and happy - that's good enough for Magnus.
The baby Victor held in his arms was so small... The young father was afraid of dropping the baby, so he stood still, holding his child like a fragile crystal. Rivers of tears ran down his cheeks as he cooed to the baby, saying how happy he is that their new family member finally arrived. When asked by Victor to hand the baby over to his spouse/nurse, the spaghetti lover hesitated slightly, wanting to hold his child a little longer. Until the baby starts crying, because of hunger, then Victor immediately handed the baby over for feeding. He doesn't know why, but he was a little more excited about the girl, though boy or girl, he was basically just glad that the kid was healthy and happy.
It's rare to catch Isaac with a soft smile on his face instead of a wolfish grin or just plain indifference. Farmer, as his beloved partner, sees him smile more often than not (and often they are the reason for the grumpy adventurer's smile). When Isaac held his baby for the first time, his smile was so wide and bright, he shone with happiness like the sun. If it is a boy, the adventurer honestly admits that he wanted a son as his first, to raise him as a good man and the protector of his future siblings (if he and Farmer decided for another one). With the baby girl, Isaac's mindset will not really change, he will be a loving and very gentle father (he will agree to all of his daughter's requests to play tea party).
SVE bachelorettes:
When Sophia held her baby in her arms for the first time, she began to sob with happiness almost uncontrollably. Her precious child, her treasure. She and Farmer had waited so long for the arrival of their son/daughter, and now this moment had come. Sophia promised the baby that she would be the best mother in the world, that she would love and protect them, that she and Farmer would give the baby the best life. And although because of the tears and emotions the pink-haired girl's speech was an incomprehensible set of words, Farmer understood her, so that's the main thing. She will love both children equally, but I think Sophia will be a little more excited about the girl first, thinking about the future mother/daughter relationship.
When Olivia held her baby for the first time, she felt the same way when she held little Victor - an almost overwhelming feeling of love and affection, and a strong desire to care for and protect them at all costs. She would be overwhelmed with emotions of joy and happiness, and she wouldn't give a damn about the make-up that smudged. For Olivia, her family is the most important thing, everything else doesn't bother her too much. The former accountant is pretty excited if it's a girl (she's always wanted a son and a daughter in family), but she's incredibly excited about a son too, already imagining the bond the baby will have with his older brother.
Claire held her baby close to her heart and refused to let go. She gently rocked her baby to sleep, crying quietly from the overwhelming happiness. When the cashier calms down a little, she starts cooing, promising to be the best mother in the world to her precious child, helping and protecting them. Claire loves her and Farmer's baby anyway, though she will honestly say that she used to dream specifically of a daughter, dreaming of a mother/daughter bonding, of teaching her how to dance and how they would grow sunflowers in the backyard.
47 notes · View notes
murderdogwater · 3 months ago
Text
How do the Bachelors and Bachelorettes act when someone flirts with you?
Is this overdone? yeah? do I care? No.
Haley: If Emily's eyes turn red when she's mad, then I wanna say Haley's turn grey, like a storm over the ocean. Haley isn't going to get physical (though she's ready to if she needs to) she's just going to come and mark her territory. Kiss you, hug you, maybe she'll run over calling you a sweet pet name. Either way she’s going to go into full mean girl mode to whoever was flirting at you. And if you let it happen, you might get an earful too.
Abigail: Full scary dog privilege. She's been training with her sword (and maybe the adventures guild) and she has the presence of someone ready to fuck you up. And she will, if the person who's flirting with you doesn't back off. If you let it happen, she's going to immediately get a little mad, so... don't do that.
Leah: Leah is calm, in most cases, and she's calm now. She simply ignores whoever is flirting with you and moves you away to other things. She will get a little suspicious of your loyalty if you were just letting it happen.
Penny: This girl is already insecure and probably already has anxiety. This makes it worse. She'll run up to you and hug you and try not to sound angry about the situation. She'll glare the the person who was flirting with you occasionally she might actually cry if she finds out you were just letting the flirting happen.
Emily: Ever want to see a similarity between Emily and Haley? This is your chance. Emily may not have been a mean girl, but she's a fast learner. She's a bit less obvious about staking her claim on you. She'll just force herself into the conversation, hold onto your arm, hug you, just be obvious about your relationship. If she finds out you let it happen, you may end up with the silent treatment.
Maru: Doesn't strike me as the jealous type, honestly. She seems like she'd trust you not to let it happen, but if it does, she'll probably tell the person that you aren't interested and pull you away. Give you the silent treatment if you just let it happen, and Demetrius and Penny will give you the cold shoulder for a little.
Alex: Scary dog on his way to bark he's tall. He's big. If he doesn't say anything, his presence will. And when they're gone, he's going to shrink back down to dote on you unless you let the flirting happen, then he'll give you the cold shoulder for a bit.
Shane: Shane isn't a big guy, nor is he the most confident, but if someone is flirting with you, he'll approach and probably just drag you away. He'll be silently mad at either you or the person, will probably need a little reassuring after because he does get scared that you'll leave him.
Sam: Golden retriever boyfriend reminds you that while he's sweet, he's still a dog with a pretty decent bite to go with his bark. I like to headcannon that sam is pretty tall and lanky, but when he's mad, he really does look like Kent. Once the situation is over, he'll ask about what happened and if you're okay. If you let the flirting happen, he's going to be a little hurt...
Sebastian: He'll just stand there... menacingly. If the person doesn't get the hint, he'll come over (I don't think Seb can fight), but I think he has enough emo aura to get rid of an asshole. He'll give you the silent treatment if he finds out you just let it happen.
Elliott: Inserts himself in the conversation and out flirts them. If they don’t get uncomfortable and leave on their own, then he'll just lead you away. "Why would you let them flirt with you when I could write poems upon poems about you, my love?" He says as he kisses your hand.
Harvey: Not the biggest or strongest, but when faced with no other options, he'll get a bit confrontational (even though it makes him anxious). He'll tell them you aren't interested and act like they aren’t there until they leave, then he makes sure you're okay. Might get insecure if he finds out you were going along with the flirting. He also gets scared you might leave him.
55 notes · View notes
marchofmistria · 7 months ago
Text
Fields of Mistria headcannon/fic requests open!
Who I will write about
Any of the bachelors/bachelorettes
Any characters
Relationships I'll write about
Bachelor/bachelorette x reader
Other ships (ex. Valen x Juniper)
*Exception: Not taking any Ryis x March requests at this time, apologies!
Content
Any, including smut!
24 notes · View notes
hibischush · 10 months ago
Note
mayhaps some headcannons of what the bachelorettes / bachelors would be like as parents?
Aw man of course! I could probably go into more depth but this would be too long of a post lol 🌺
Tumblr media
Bachelorettes;
Celine
You already know that Celine would make a great parent
She has experience with kids with her little sister Dell, and she takes care of her plant babies!
Celine would be the mom to have a bunch of activities planned for her children
Celine cares a lot for nature so she would take the kids to play outside in the garden and if they wanted to help her she'd happily accept
She would make those really cute bento boxes for her children using veggies from her garden
You all go on picnics often together 🩷
She'd also scrapbook her children's development and start a scrapbooking club with Reina
I think she would be happy with boys or girls!
And I think she would be happy with 2-4 kids
Juniper
Okay...I'm not going to say that Juniper is a bad mom, but at first it's clear that she's highly inexperienced with children
She struggled a lot to adjust her lifestyle to accommodate children when they were young
Things got easier the more she communicated her struggles with you and the two of you worked through it
Once she has a few years practice under the belt she's a wonderful mom
She likes to take her children with her to gather ingredients for her potions (as long as it's not dangerous ofc)
She also takes them to the bathhouse and lets them play with Dozy and in the water
She definitely would be a boy mom
2 kids max
Reina
Oh my sweet Reina!! She would be an awesome mom!
She's so good with her younger siblings that she loves kids a lot and wants a large family!
That being said, she also wants to make sure that all of her children are taken care of and adult responsibilities or babysitting don't fall into the hands of her children
It's a given that she cooks a lot for both you and for your children
She includes them on cooking/baking prepping and once they get older they are honorary sous chefs
Maple and Luc loooove your children
They're often over helping with you two
Reina would also love to scrapbook along with Celine if she also had kids
Reina loves her big family, and she'd also be okay with any gender
3-5 children for sure
Valen
Out of all of the bachelorettes, I think Valen would be fine with not having children
So if you weren't thinking of having kids, she totally accepts that
If you do want children, Valen wouldn't deny you that either! And she would try her best to be the best mother for your child(ren)
She already knows a lot about child development and parenting
I hope she would as a doctor!
She's very serious and quiet in terms with how she interacts with her children but it's by no means intimidating. That's just how she is
She enjoys reading to them as she views it very important for their development (she also uses different voices for different characters-- she's quite good at it)
I think you both would be content with one child, but might warm up to having two
Adeline
I think that Adeline would like to be a mother someday!
I honestly think she would want to wait until her parents returned so she could focus on you and your child(ren)
But I don't know if that's going to happen in game or not
Regardless, Adeline is a very attentive mother
She loves to educate her children and indulge in their interests
And Eiland fully transitions into the best uncle ever
He usually babysits for you two if you need a date night or something happens in town
She can be strict at times, but it's not helicopter parent strict. It comes from a place of love and worry not about control
Adeline would like 1 or 2 children, and doesn't care about what gender they are
Bachelors;
Balor
Balor would love being a dad
That being said, he tends to get himself and your kids in trouble
Nothing life threatening! Just...using them to sell more items
And your kids 100% play into it and love it
They just think its playing
But he really is a great responsible dad!
He hates to go away to sell goods and buy more at the capital but when he comes back he he absolutely spoils you and the kids with gifts
Again he doesn't care about the gender of his children
I think he'd want at least 2 kids
March
March is very hesitant to become a father
He worries that his demeanor would scare or harm his children long term
But really he's just in his head because he would make a great father
He's super loving to you and to your children
He's similar to Valen where he's the quiet but caring father
March takes the kid(s) to the blacksmith's so you're able to work on the farm
The kids love playing with their uncle Olric and watching their dad work the metal
I also think that he would like to have his child(ren) take on the family business
I think he's more of a boy dad
But for mostly everyone on this list he will still love any daughter he has
Again at least 2 kids but he'd be fine with 3
Hayden
Hayden has always wanted a big family
And being the owner of the ranch and the partner of a farmer...y'all need more hands
Hands that he will love and nurture ofc
He is super fun with his kids-- he adores them even more than Henrietta
When your children are old enough, they def are helping out with the farm/ranch (but he doesn't push his children to help if they don't wish to)
I also think he'd be the dad to learn how to fish to take his kids with him (even though Hayden doesn't like fish at all lmao)
He wants a big family and would be very happy with girls or boys
anywhere from 4-6 kids!
Ryis
I think Ryis would be pretty neutral about having kids, not out of the "I hate kids" mentally but because he never really thought about it
He wanted to wait to find a great partner to have kids with
And he found that in you
And what a great father he turned out to be!
He is super responsive and patient with your children
He loves doing artsy things with him in his workshop like painting or drawing (carving wood too when they get older!)
Ryis would take them camping and fishing too lets be real
He also likes playing "house" with them and playing dress up
Unlike any other romanceables, I fully believe Ryis would be a girl dad (but again he would be happy with any gender)
2-4 kids
Eiland
Another great dad
Kind of a hot mess when your kids were younger but he enjoyed every second of it!! (maybe I think it would be funny to see such a posh Eiland go from nice clothes, clean, brushed hair, and a spotless face to a pajamas constantly, messy hair and eyebags lol)
Just like his sister, he cares a lot about his children's education
Will constantly read to them and quiz them
He will take them to his dig sites (like a bring your children to work day lol)
He loves children's curiosity
Eiland would also include them in his spin off DND sessions like the nerd he is
Adeline is a fan favorite aunt of your children, and despite being very busy herself she knows that her brother sometimes needs alone time with his s/o
But lets be honest your entire family are nerds
Again, he wouldn't care about gender
2-4 kids :)
Bonus; Caldarus
They are a rock. But to be fair they would try
Tumblr media
Hope you enjoyed this! I tried not to get too carried away since this would be one long post.
Tumblr media
35 notes · View notes
art-but-only-sometimes · 1 year ago
Text
Stardew Valley 20 heart headcannons!
LOT of posts coming. tumblr has a word count and won't let me go past a certain amount. :/
Not trying to complain about the stuff that ConcernedApe has done. Which is incredible by the way I wouldn't even be making this post without how much ConcernedApe has worked on the game over the years but…. HEADCANNON. I REEEEEEEEEALLLLLY wish the heart events in Stardew Valley went up to 20 hearts for romancible characters. (unless there is already a mod that has it and I just haven't found it yet lol)
Like you have the normal 10 hears for non-romanceable characters. Then you have romanceable characters. The highest reasonable level that I know of is level 16. But that's after you get married. I wish that you ask a bachelor/bachelorette to be your boyfriend/girlfriend at level 10 and then you go through the level 10 to level 18 heart events as you are dating. Then you get the blue shell from the mariner and propose to them at level 18 so that you can get to level 20 and be married to them. Like you spend a bunch of time getting to know and befriend them and get a bunch of heart events levels 0 to 10 and then one or two heart events when you are dating them. Idk I'd like it to be more balanced.
Elliott first!
Tumblr media
Elliott: 🪶 12 heart event: You go into Elliott's cabin on the days he's playing piano. He's happy to see you. He asks if he can play something for you. You sit next to him on the piano seat and he plays a song. You lean closer to him, and the song ends. He asks you if you like the song (that was beautiful/ I can think of something more beautiful) if you choose option A, he kisses you. If you choose option B you kiss him.
🪶 14 heart event: (same as the canon event) Elliott goes on a book tour to promote his book, he's gone for 8 days then comes back in the morning and sees the player.
🪶 16 heart event: Elliott feels a bit bad for leaving you alone at the farm. So he has a surprise for you. Head to his cabin at 6pm and meet him inside. If you do get there at 6 he has made a candle-lit dinner for you both.
🪶 18 heart event:(Part 1) You go over to Elliott's cabin and he seems to be having a conversation with someone over the phone. Which he was able to get after his book started doing well. He seems upset. After he hangs up he sees you at the door. He looks surprised, he doesn't want you to see him upset. (Who was that?/Are you alright?) Either one gets a response. Elliott was talking on the phone with his mother. Who called him about how proud she and her family are about how well his book is doing. You're a bit confused about why he is upset. He explains that he is upset because his family didn't care about his career before. But now that he's doing well they care a lot. Elliott says that he had thought about inviting them here but he didn't want to spring it suddenly on the farmer. (if you don't mind then neither do I/ you should invite them only if you feel comfortable). Either way, Elliott thanks you for listening to him. He says he'll ask them to come next week.
🪶 (Part 2): Elliott comes over and says that his family is coming tomorrow at 10am via the bus. The farmer meets Elliott at the bus and sees Elliott's parents. After introductions are made Elliott and The farmer show Elliott's parents around town. Meeting people throughout the day and Elliott's friend as well like Leah and Willy. At the end of the day, Elliott's parents say that it was nice to meet the farmer and say that Elliott has been doing very good for himself. They leave on the bus, and Elliott looks a little sad. He says he was hoping for an apology but didn't get one. The player looks a little sad too and gives Elliott a kiss on the forehead. He asks the player if they'd like to come over to his house for a bit because Elliott would like some company. The player agrees and they both head over there.
🐚~ Marriage~ 🐚
🪶 20 Heart Event: be home at 10 pm, after a long day of work Elliott and you get ready for bed. You both get into bed as Elliott tells you about how the two of you don't have time to talk at bedtime. Since he's busy with his book and you with the farm/mining/etc. He really enjoys the time he has with you. He asks you if you'd like him to read to you. (Yes I'd love that actually/ I'd actually just love to talk to you.) Either way, you two spend time together until you both fall asleep.
If you can think of any heart events for Elliott, feel free to add them in!
Elliott 🪶/ Sam 🎸/ Sebastian🎮 / Alex 🏈/ Shane 🍕/ Harvey✈️ Maru 🤖/ Haley 📷/ Leah 🎨/ Abigail ⚔️ / Penny 📖 / Emily 🧵
68 notes · View notes
propepsi · 8 months ago
Note
Hi 🖤 So about your comment on anti-conformist goth Sebastian - you have my full attention. Do you feel like sharing any of your hcs regarding music tastes/subcultures of the Stardew npcs??
Holy. Fucking. Shit. YES I DO FEEL LIKE DOING THAT. First of all: I look up to you so much for your art skill and I am FLOORED by this ask 😭❤️ Thank you for this omfg
I wont cover ALL the bachelors and bachelorettes, just the ones who I have really strong headcannons for :)
(Most of these headcannons are HIGHLY influenced by my own music taste. A lot- if not all- of the artists I have listed are artists that I'm a fan of personally.)
Anyways. First off: I think Sebastian- in regards to goth culture- fits the description. I don't think he ever goes above and beyond with his fashion because of his depression (another hc of mine because I highly relate to him as somebody with depression), but he definitely leans more into that than he does emo fashion, that's for sure. He's highly nihilistic. He doesn't want to support the 'corporate fatcats' or big industries, instead self employed, and he hates every Joja gift. Overall there are MANY instances of Sebastian basically saying 'fuck the industry.' (We love him for that) Also, his thing with coffee and smoking is highly stereotypical goth shit. Though, when it comes to music, I definitely think he'd fuck with SOME goth bands very casually, like maybe a bit of Type O Negative, Christian Death, Birthday Massacre... but I think he tends to lean more towards punk/pop punk. Especially Green Day. (And, shamefully, Blink-182. He won't ever admit it, though.) I also think that Sam's music started accidentally influencing him. Like sometimes (a lot of the time) you'll catch him listening to rock, metal, alternative/art rock, and grunge. He got particularly attached to Rammstein, who Sam surprisingly doesn't actually fuck with very much. Also, hot take: I don't think he's emo. Some of the music he listens to (and some of the artists I've already names) COULD be argued to be emo, but he doesn't listen to like- EMO emo. I definitely think he casually likes The Get Up Kids, which ARE considered to be an emo band by some. It's a bloodbath tryna figure out the genre. Midwest emo, pop punk, regular emo... I dunno. I just think he likes The Get Up Kids.
Sam. Sam's music taste speaks for itself. He, as a character, is highly oriented around music and musical talent. I think he's huge on rock and grunge- like Nirvana, Foo Fighters, The Rolling Stones... all that jazz. He also likes metal bands, such as Judas Priest, Metallica, Black Sabbath (as well as Ozzie Osbourne as a standalone artist), Dio, System of a Down... all that jazz. He likes his music slightly hard but classy as well. I also feel like he would be big on Sublime. Idk. It just feels right. I also think he'd be casually into Midwest Emo, which he accidentally got Sebastian REALLY into for a bit. (Examples include The Front Bottoms, McCafferty, Origami Angel- great band btw, Modern Baseball, etc.) He'll sometimes go for some softer, electronic shit from time to time, like art pop/rock bands (so... Radiohead), but not super often. He ALSO accidentally got Sebastian into Radiohead. Like, Sebastian became a bigger fan than he did. Sam has a few guilty pleasures when it comes to music that he won't be very vocal about it, like some female country artists (Dolly Parton, Shania Twain, Carrie Underwood... stuff like that. He absolutely REFUSES to admit he listens to any of them.) He also probably dabbles in Weezer- which counts as rock but I felt I needed to put this at the end with the other guilty pleasures. (I could be projecting. I mean- hey. Look at my pfp.)
Abigail! (I love Abigail) She's into metal. Some heavy, screamo shit, but also some thrash metal. (She likes Judas Priest a lot. Could also be projecting, though. I fucking love Judas Priest.) I think she goes harder with her music than Sam and Sebastian do. She'd be the parent who picks their kid up from school absolutely BLASTING some metal. (For some reason I imagine it being Enter Sandman by Metallica in that scenario lmfao) She'll go for rock occasionally, something wilder like ACDC, but not as much.
(Ik a lot of the bands for The Trio overlap, but they're all really close and literally in a band. I think they would share a lot of music taste with each other. They are the local alternatives, after all.)
Emily is into stoner music. Like- Reggae, 60s rock and roll, Hip-hop, and indie. Her biggest bands/artists would be Sublime, The Beatles, Elton John, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd... stuff like that. I think she would also be into pop, but really eccentric pop, like Chappell Roan, Abba, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, and Britney Spears. Perhaps Michael Jackson??? 👀👀
Haley is into 2000s pop. Kesha, Britney Spears, EARLY Taylor Swift (and ONLY early), Shakira, Beyonce... artists like that. Some music that she likes overlaps with Emily's, but then Haley is put off by the other music she listens to- or in her words: "hippy shit." There's a lot of Chappell Roan lover Haley talk, and I think it would be slightly true. She would find it weird and off-putting at first, but she would learn to secretly like it. Secretly.
Elliot is into classical music. Not orchestra, but very piano-y classical. He would also quite like folk. He could be persuaded into folky pop, like The Decemberists. He isn't really a music snob, but if you showed him a metal song, he would be quite confused. We love him anyway.
ANYWAY. Here it is! I'll admit- I got quite carried away with this. I just started typing and couldn't stop. 💀 My autism took over my body. (I'm so, SO into music right now) Also I wrote this entire thing exactly how I talk irl, so I apologize for that.
19 notes · View notes
stardew-confessions · 1 year ago
Note
Something I often feel kinda upset about is when people start gatekeeping what gender is allowed to romance certain bachelors/bachelorettes I understand headcannoning them to be LGBTQIA+ I have my own LGBTQ headcanons But when people start acting like there's a wrong way and a right way to play, it kinda makes me squint a bit. There's a reason the town is full of bisexuals, you can romance whoever you find attractive or whoever you find interest in no matter what gender. It's up to YOU. Yes, certain dialogues offer a deeper look at a character that would not be seen if you were the opposite gender but that's no reason to act like it's the CORRECT way to do it. it's ok to let people know about it but don't shame people for who they choose to romance and what gender they present as. Let them play how they want. They bought the game.
.
26 notes · View notes
fishyfarms · 9 months ago
Text
Now that art fight is winding down and I have a bit more art free time, I want to go through and draw my own headcannons for how the SDV bachelors/bachelorettes look! (Dw, bachelors will get a poll after bachelorettes, I just wanna give the girls some love!) (also I know 90% of the people who follow me are Harvey simps and he’d win in a landslide I gotta make it at least a LITTLE fair <3)
17 notes · View notes
jahayla-parker · 2 years ago
Text
Love of a Lifetime : Freddy Carter x Reader
Series Masterlist
Tumblr media
Description: Blurbs, headcannons, SMAUs, and small fics for Freddy Carter based on the ‘Happily Ever After’ character series of fics I did for other characters. This mini-series covers topics such as the proposal, wedding planning, the wedding day, etc.
Each post will have its own moodboard (minus the smau ones)
Dates each part will be released are tbd, but will be added when/as I schedule them.
Warnings: family, wedding, proposal, bachelor & bachelorette parties briefly mentioned, possibility of cold feet, & related topics.
Tumblr media
Proposal
SMAU- Proposal
Planning
Cold Feet
Stag Night
Set up
Wedding Day & Ceremony
Wedding Reception
SMAU- Wedding
Honeymoon
SMAU- Honeymoon
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Freddy Carter Navigation
My Main Masterlist Navigation (All My Works)
Taglist: @ell0ra-br3kk3r @missdreamofendless @b3kk3r-by-br3kk3r @alex-kazbrekkersimp @nikfigueiredo @historynerd77 @opheliaofficial07
Tumblr media
62 notes · View notes
snailmail444 · 9 months ago
Text
ASKS OPEN!
Tumblr media
Okay!! Here’s the deal!
It’s my birthday week, and I have been thinking about opening my asks lately. So I think I want headcannon requests for my birthday.
So here are the birthday ask week rules:
☀️ NSFW headcannon asks are my priority
☀️ NO: Underage, Incest, or Watersports
☀️ Bachelors or bachelorettes are fine
☀️ Monsterfucking IS on the table so if you want Krobus or some other Kreechur it will be case-by-case (either I vibe or I don’t)
☀️ Stardew Valley ONLY
☀️ ASKS CLOSE on Sunday August 4th in the evening probably like nine pm central
Love and hugs and lots and lots of horny vibes lol. I was inspired to open my ask box for certain by @maylilithreign who just opened her asks recently. If you aren’t into my stuff but want some top shelf stardew writing, she’s taking asks right now!!
Tumblr media
24 notes · View notes
studentinpursuitofclouds · 11 months ago
Note
Could I possibly request a headcannon for the RDV Bachelors/Bachelorettes finding out the farmer that they’ve been dating for a while is a werewolf that’s been hiding it since they came to the valley?
To be honest, dear anon, I spent about 10 minutes trying to figure out what RDV was. Did you mean SDV (vanilla bachelors/ettes) or RSV (Ridgeside Village, the sdv mod)? So I decided to make vanilla candidates, hope I'm not wrong (if I am, feel free to ask again!). Thank you, and have a lovely day 💕
_________________________________________
SDV bachelors/ettes discover that their s/o!Farmer is a werewolf
SDV bachelors:
Shane:
Shane was in complete shock at what he saw, but his defence mechanism kicked in and outwardly he remained calm.
"Heh, so that's why you smelled like wet dog all the time." Now it was Farmer's turn to be surprised.
Not only is his lover not surprised (as they seem to be) at all, but he's also calling them names!
"???? And you always smelled like beer!" "Touché..."
Well, unravelling the truth went a lot easier than Farmer had anticipated.
The chicken man naturally had a ton of questions and a pattern-breaking experience from realising the existence of werewolves, but he endured it relatively calmly.
"Horror? Have you ever walked into a Joja Mart warehouse with their 'super' products? That's the real horror."
Sam:
Farmer: *Literally transforms into werewolf form in front of their boyfriend Sam*
Sam's mind: "A giant doggo, heck yeah!"
Is there anyone sane in this town who would react to the Farmer with horror?
Don't get me wrong, Sam was actually surprised and jumped up on the spot from Farmer.
But apparently the human desire to pet absolutely everything was stronger than the instinct for self-preservation. Sam was no different.
Especially since his partner wasn't crazy in wolf form. It was still the same kind and lovely Farmer.
Only now as a big doggo!
"So fluffy!" "Sam, I'm a monster." "You're still the same Farmer, only cooler. And fluffier!"
Heh... Well, better that than disgust.
Elliott:
After witnessing Farmer's transformation, Elliott's face was as pale as death. "Merciful Yoba..."
Frightened and not knowing what to do, he took a couple of steps back and pressed himself against the nearest wall.
"Has my end come? Will I really meet death from my beloved Farmer who has taken the form of a beast? Will I be torn into a thousand pieces by their razor-sharp claws?"
"Elliott, I'm actually sane, and I'm not going to tear you apart."
What a relief! His beloved Farmer is still a Farmer!
"And how did you know what I was thinking? Are werewolves really capable of reading the minds of mere humans?" "Nah, you just said it all out loud."
Oh, well... that's was awkward.
Give the writer a week and he'll get used to Farmer, no problem.
Sebastian:
Who would have thought that a man could feel fear and awe at the same time. Sebastian didn't think so, not until Farmer revealed the truth about their origins.
Sebby's whole body screams that he should run and hide. But in his head he thinks it's the coolest thing he's ever seen in his life. If he told Abigail or Sam, they wouldn't believe him.
And as he stood there thinking, Farmer leaned over to Sebby and looked at him with their wolf eyes.
Strangely, Sebastian didn't see any rage. Still the same Farmer he'd known for a long time.
And the fur on their muzzle is so nice. Soft... What's he talking about? Ah, yeah, a werewolf...
Sebastian's verdict: Farmer is cool, not a monster, he won't leave them and he'll keep the secret.
Harvey:
Right, Harvey's come to visit a Farmer, the time is perfect...
*Transforms into a werewolf* There, now Farmer will explain- *Harvey fainted* *Sigh...* Farmer reckoned the doctor would stay conscious longer.
Well, Harvey's awake again, now- *Harvey fainted again* Not again... Harvey, c'mon!
It took a few hours and a lot of sedation (wine) before they could explain everything to their beloved spouse.
Despite the not-so-good start, Harvey took the news quite well. Well, as normal as possible.
And life got back on track. Although there were a couple of awkward moments:
"I'm gonna eat you~" *Harvey startled* "Not literally! I was just flirting with you!"
Alex:
After Farmer's transformation, Alex's "fight or flight" response was immediately triggered.
Our athlete chose to fight. And immediately punched Farmer in their sensitive wolf nose. It hurt....
"Ouch! Why?!" "And who the heck turns into a monster without warning beforehand?!" "....."
You can't argue with Alex's words, Farmer, so this is your mistake.
Basically, Alex asked only a few questions that interested him: whether the Farmer would bite him, whether they would chew the furniture in their werewolf form, whether their would mark the territory...
"For Yoba's sake, Alex, I'm a werewolf, not a dumb puppy!" "Just checking, you know."
Don't worry, these two will be fine.
SDV bachelorettes:
Abigail:
Farmer: *took their beast form in front of Abigail* "Abby, I know you're scared, but listen to me please-" "Would."
......
"....Abby, what the actual fuck?"
As you can see, Abigail has no problem with her lover being a werewolf.
On the contrary, in her eyes, Farmer is the coolest person on the entire planet! A real werewolf! That's brutal!
"Do you know other werewolves? Are you a member of a pack? Oh, oh, you've fought vampires, haven't you?!"
Help.
But Farmer is glad that the amethyst lover didn't turn on them after they uncovered the truth.
So basically, her attitude won't change.
Well, maybe a liiiittle bit.... ("Can I scratch your fluffy ear? Pretty please?" "Abby!").
Penny:
Farmer must give Penny credit: their dear girlfriend was able to stay conscious for a full ten seconds before fainting from horror after what she had seen.
They thought she'd only last five seconds.
Good thing Farmer had prepared earlier and caught the young teacher before she hit the floor.
The conversation was very, very long.
And yet, Penny didn't turn her back on them. Even as a werewolf, it's still the same Farmer. Just a little more fur everywhere, no big deal.
She feels protected with them (she did before Farmer confessed, but even more so now) and, most importantly, just as loved.
But it's a pain to clean the fur off her blouse all the time....
Emily:
Emily began whispering a prayer to keep herself safe from... wait, Farmer!?
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I was afraid you'd reject me-" Before Farmer could finish speaking, Emily rushed over to them and hugged them as hard as she could.
They told everything and the blue-haired girl had convinced them that she loved them and would not leave them.
They both also discussed some details so that there wouldn't be any surprises later, like not being able to return to human form during the full moon, or fur all over the house.
"Fur?" "Well, yeah, we moult about twice a year."
After saying that, they'll have a bunch of fancy clothes made from their own wool that Emily embroidered for them. She's a handy girl, what can I say.
Maru:
Terrified, Maru threw the first thing she could find at Farmer. The first thing that came to hand was a spanner.
Ouch! That hurts!
"...Farmer?" "Well, who else!? Ouch..."
Actually, after Farmer's whining, Maru completely forgot about the fear and approached them to check if she had hurt them badly.
"There'll definitely be a bump, but it's no big deal. We werewolves can survive more than that."
Werewolves... The young inventor's mind boggles... A real transformation before her eyes, that's... It's phenomenal!
She has so many questions for Farmer! Oh, wait a second... She completely forgot to ask about their feelings. "Are you alright, dear?"
Don't let Farmer worry: she'll keep their secret and not abandon them.
Leah:
"Holy shi-" Leah got into a fighting stance and held the sculpting tools in her hands. A self-defence tool of sorts, but it was sharp, so it would do.
Fortunately, the tools weren't needed.
"Leah, darling, put this back please." "Prove you're a Farmer I know." *Sigh* "I punched your ex when we had a picnic in the woods and then we went somewhere more secluded to..." "Okay, okay, I believe you."
Farmer told her everything: about the werewolves, how long they'd been hiding it, etc.
"Why didn't you tell earlier?" "Well, at the very least, because I was just expecting a reaction like yours." "Hmm, fair enough."
Well, werewolf, so what? The artist doesn't bother with it.
Especially after Farmer had scared her ex, Kel, in their wolf form when Kel came to the Valley again with another attempt to get Leah back. Bye, loser!
Haley:
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" It's a wonder how the glass of the windows didn't crack from such a high-pitched sound, because you can see that Haley is trying.
Really, her goal isn't to break the glass of the windows, but to scare away the huge wolf-like man.
"Haley, it's me..." "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" This goes on like this for about five minutes.
Luckily for Farmer, their eloquence was enough to finally calm their girlfriend down and explain that they're still the same Farmer and won't hurt her.
"Ewww, your fur is now on my new skirt..." Heh, if she's complaining a little, she's not afraid anymore. Progress.
Though it's a little hard for her to get used to, Haley has concluded that it's still the same Farmer she loves.
And to be frank already - she loves their cuddles in werewolf form - will even tolerate fur everywhere.
93 notes · View notes