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"Sebastian, what brings you to JojaMart today?"

[jojamart mockumentary #4] (this is easily the stupidest one so far)

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another day spent thinking about sebastian

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Apparently it isn't just me lmao

Been playing the 1.6 update on my switch and it gets super SUPER laggy whenever I put hats on my pets to the point I can't play the game until I take them off and it's making me so sad

Love seeing the winter fits and all the other content so far, though. Super fun and cute. Plus I love that I can finally have a black cat with the dog I already had and a turtle??? I haven't come across very much new dialogue unfortunately but that's okay. Eventually I'll get there, I guess. Mostly just want to see the new Sebastian dialogue because some of the ones I saw when the update first came out for desktop were awfully cute. I started a new save so many I'll see them on that one. Gonna marry Seb again even though I definitely told myself I wasn't going to this save.

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burn out

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Artist graphic by annie_0318 美少女战士

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Was looking for Sentinel references to use and I came across this one ss of him and—

The resemblance is uncanny LMAO

Idk if anyone’s pointed this out before but yeah hsbdhdbf

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Been playing the 1.6 update on my switch and it gets super SUPER laggy whenever I put hats on my pets to the point I can't play the game until I take them off and it's making me so sad

Love seeing the winter fits and all the other content so far, though. Super fun and cute. Plus I love that I can finally have a black cat with the dog I already had and a turtle??? I haven't come across very much new dialogue unfortunately but that's okay. Eventually I'll get there, I guess. Mostly just want to see the new Sebastian dialogue because some of the ones I saw when the update first came out for desktop were awfully cute. I started a new save so many I'll see them on that one. Gonna marry Seb again even though I definitely told myself I wasn't going to this save.

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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being in love with fictional men is probably a mental disorder i am so willing to embrace

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GAMER PROGRAMMER SLEEP-DEPRIVED

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what's so great about the mummy 1999?

are you ready for this? 

it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.

i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.

and the characters are so LIT

we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits: 

“what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”

*after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”

“no harm ever came from reading a book.”

evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”

“oops.”

then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:

*screams at mummy*

*screams at sand*

*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*

*screams*

next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:

evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.

oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??

then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)

and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason. 

and all the side characters are also gr8.

now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit. 

rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”

what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.

the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.

so many good things.

it’s just great.

#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy

it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:

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Every farmer ever:

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does this mean anything to anyone

I'm certain I'm not the first person to think of any of these but I do think I'm funny + recently got into the game so whatever

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Phoenix is gonna be such a well rounded adult who is not cagey about anything at all!

Someone asked me to draw Gregory Esgeworth and Tyrell Badd and it just escalated into the Signal Trio being silly

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seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

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i cant have one normal conversation with this chick without her making some fucking A grade edit