#sdmp mika

[schlatts-freezeria]

> " Welcome to The Freezeria, how may I serve you? "

> Schlatts Freezeria is a small Freezeria in the town surrounding Fuckshit Bay. Schlatt's the owner/manager, Mika is the ice cream artist, Aztro is the cashier, and Apandah is the local alien ( and their sign spinner! ).

> This au is a combination of the Papa's games and the SDMP

> This is an ask blog that relies on YOU to keep going!! don't be afraid to send questions to any one of the employees :)

> This blog is run by the brothers @aztrosacus and @mikaztro , who are represented by the #Mod Azzy🌙 and #Mod Mikaz📺 tags respectfully.

Ask rules are under the break

> Rules for Asks

1. No nsfw. The mods are minors + we could get banned.

2. Don't be weird about ships please, canon to this au or otherwise. We're here to have fun.

3. No discourse.

[sanitysomething]

Sdmp headcanon list! :)

-Berd can shapeshift, but only into other "berd" forms. Because of this, he's got specially tailored clothes with drawstrings near the wrists, ankles, and waist so he doesn't have to change every time he shifts. Also slits in the back that close with velcro for the forms that have wings. -Berd probably only wears slides or those dad sandals cause socks are too hard to modify, and half of his forms have talons for feet anyways so shoes are unnecessary

-Aztro is a skull floating in a astronaut suit, which kinda works like Minion from Megamind. Idk what she'd eat, if she'd even need to, but if she did, there would be a little hatch on the top of her helmet where she'd sprinkle in cereal or ants or dirt or whatever

-Mika's censor bar is just one of those blindfolds that magicians use, like the ones you can still see out of. Maybe he wears it for fashion, maybe he doesn't have eyes under there, or maybe he accidentally superglued it to his face as a kid and can't get it off. One of the three -Jawsh and Vinny are either related or the same "species" because their minecraft skins both have no face and are basement gamer white loll (don't ask me what species of creature they would be, I've got no clue)

[mcytblrconfessions]

mr blue x mika. completely unironic btw i'm being so serious. they would make out behind the advice shack

[dragonfreckles]

Really itty bitty little tiny Mika & Pandah doodle

[ezrassillysauce]

Gives of friendless vibes

[amixofpersonalities]

my @mcytblraufest art! Its a SDMP superpower au !!!

seems kind of an incredibly impossible coincidence that i'm posting this on sdmp 2.0 day after the server had been dying for a while xD but this just means the brain rot is gonna be reactivated !

here are the fics that were inspired by the first two pieces: - Being Healthy is Only For the Wealthy by @jaggednes - money won't pay by @conarcoin Go check them both out, both fics are absolutley incredible !!

(Mayhaps more art of this au coming soon 👀)

power notes under cut ↴

Berd -> flight, this one seems obvious Joko -> emotion based powers, based on his different little goobers ( as pictured in this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/Youtooz/comments/h9hx9w/i_made_a_joko_youtooz_concept/) Lark -> Has infinity gauntlet chooses not to use it, he's mostly the "smart guy" and berd's caretaker/maintainer, inspired by the fact that he went to uni to study birds Jawsh -> shape shifting, cartoon/looney toon physics Pokay -> Hoba :) Yahi -> I was imagining like mlp Discord esque stuff but like toned down, insipred by his modding videos Mika -> dimensional pocket/bag of holding/hammerspace in his eye censor (inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF29Pdsk1E) Aztro -> imagine agent 13 from MHA, black hole contained in her suit Panda -> don't... don't ask. Schlatt -> absolutley nothing, normal ass dude, literally just a corporate asshole with goat horns (are they real, who knows?)

[tjodity]

HOA Compliance of different bases on the SDMP, according to JSchlatt and CaptainSparklez:

Mika: Not HOA Compliant (no structural support, dead animal outside, insects indoors, fungus growing out of ceiling, renting out apartments without permit) Fine 20 diamonds

Telepathics: Not HOA Compliant (no structural support, barn animal indoors, inability to fix issues) Fine 30 diamonds, whittled down to 19 after paying gold and rubies

Meowriza: HOA Compliant (modern style, structural support, public recreational facilities, two tickets for the fighting arena given to Schlatt and Sparklez) No fine

Aztrosist: Not HOA Compliant (anti-Schlatt poster, large opium farm hidden in the basement) Fine 50 diamonds

Connoreatspants: Not HOA Compliant (no structural support) No fine, told to fix issues

Hunter_hhhh: HOA Compliant (Clearly marked entrances, attention to style, restaurant to the community's benefit, apartment is not occupied, fire exits, selling drugs for Schlatt and Sparklez) No fine

(to be updated with more)

[conarcoin]

inspired by the dream smp one... will have multiple polls

[jay-lied]

sdmp mika vs highcraft cscoop

[untellableramrant]

UPDATE!

Yes i'm aware that schlatt's birthday is near and i haven't finish the birthday art

Or not,cause i would like to try something different and instead of normal Schlatt + cake art,i wanted to try draw a Schlatt theme baston skin (and planning to draw Mika,Astro,Panda's Overwatch skin as well) which probably not able to finish it before the birthday (but fuck it) Here the WIP :

Agian i wanted to fully render this art so the birthday schlatt art could be just doodle of him (or suggest the idea in request)

Speaking of the request,there one request that is dsmp!schlatt meeting Sdmp!Schlatt,I love this idea and want to have fun with it (still not finish yet because i struggle to find my artstyle of schlatt,sorry) and this is a small part of the idea:

Lastly i'm sorry for not updating the blog for weeks because my college about to start and i'm rethinking my plan & project (also thinking about what to do with @zyralitha blog since i don't really play splatoon anymore)

Just moved into my dorm and faced my biggest fear (bugs) so yeah i'm not feeling well for now,but i will be fine. I've been though things irl and still trying to figure out what i can do

drawing fanart is fun and i wanted to keep making it

So please looking forward to @untellableramrant or @zyralitha for art & update,thanks.

[apandasacus]

I think mr blue and mika should've made out before sdmp ended

[tedcicle]

swagger SDMP day 5 highlights

- swagger finally killed mikasacus for his postcard hit. him and mika joked about his life being worth only $10, leading to another chatter to donate $50 so swagger could kill mika again - swagger returned to work on the hasherdabbery, going back to the twilight forest to mine for materials (and getting rolled by a pinch beetle multiple times, prompting people in chat to type Pinch Beetle)

- swagger busted out paint.net and freehanded his hasherdabbery sign

- swagger then spectated the lark vs captainsparklez fight. he lights the ring on fire, and then bets 5 diamonds on lark. foolishkia puts 5 diamonds on the captain, and swagger pays up after lark is beaten within an inch of his life - meowriza lets swagger put an advertisement for the hasherdabbery up by the ring. this prompts swagger to show captainsparklez the hasherdabbery, giving him a joint and getting the captain's (sponsored) approval.

- meowriza and hunter show up for some food, and meowriza reveals she is secretly a food critic. she later gives the hasherdabbery one (1) Michelin star!

[dragonfreckles]

I now present to you Fishasacus

Mika. But betta fish

Why? Cause i can

W/o background & more info under the cut

Yeah so basically i watched the new Winged Canvas video and was like “fish tails? Interesting..” and some 48-ish hours later, bam, Mika but betta fish

And now i am probably going to go turn this into a whole AU cause my brain went “hey, hey, what if-” and now. Idea.

Also, this is kind of expanding on an idea I have for a fantasy race for my worldbuilding projects, cause y’know why not

The structure of the fins are actually closer to those of bat wings than fish fins, since y’know fish don’t usually have. Hands. So i decided to draw some inspiration from bat wings instead since i thought it’d look cool :)

Okay that’s all have a great day byeee

[ezrassillysauce]

drippy mf

[shoezuki]

Im absolutely convinved that schlatt n mika aztro and apandah named their server the sdmp so ppl can giggle bout it being beyter than the dsmp n misspell it n shit