#sdmp berd

[getgored]

So someone posted this in a server and i felt compelled by a force i cant name

[enamorest]

the voices are telling me to be kind today.

[dennydennydenny]

sorry for not posting more postal i have jerd brainworms

[arineyes]

im uh.. experimenting

[sanitysomething]

Sdmp headcanon list! :)

-Berd can shapeshift, but only into other "berd" forms. Because of this, he's got specially tailored clothes with drawstrings near the wrists, ankles, and waist so he doesn't have to change every time he shifts. Also slits in the back that close with velcro for the forms that have wings. -Berd probably only wears slides or those dad sandals cause socks are too hard to modify, and half of his forms have talons for feet anyways so shoes are unnecessary

-Aztro is a skull floating in a astronaut suit, which kinda works like Minion from Megamind. Idk what she'd eat, if she'd even need to, but if she did, there would be a little hatch on the top of her helmet where she'd sprinkle in cereal or ants or dirt or whatever

-Mika's censor bar is just one of those blindfolds that magicians use, like the ones you can still see out of. Maybe he wears it for fashion, maybe he doesn't have eyes under there, or maybe he accidentally superglued it to his face as a kid and can't get it off. One of the three -Jawsh and Vinny are either related or the same "species" because their minecraft skins both have no face and are basement gamer white loll (don't ask me what species of creature they would be, I've got no clue)

[kuiperchaos]

lying on the ground belly up. i know for a fact that i am the only person that has watched all of larry zeepsterd’s sdmp streams but i literally cannot stop thinking about him.

c!larry’s such a fascinating character because at the very core of his little cube being he’s completely dependent upon others.

jawsh is the only reason why he was invited to the world.

he only has a house and his starting resources because he and vinnysuperg (jawsh’s editor) joined at the same time.

his only mid to late game items are gifts, primarily from berd, or inadvertently stolen (e.g. vinny’s neptunium fishing rod, “pookie”).

he had to team up with riza to confront john freedom about blowing up the linny hut, which is still not repaired bc he has not had the time or resources to do so on his own.

he almost exclusively explores the rest of the server when he tags along with other people.

his life is entirely at the whim of more powerful members, which is most of them. and this is often taken advantage of, literally to the point where he’s killed so often he rarely keeps even the bare minimum on him because respawning and having to collect all his items is so taxing. (this also slightly extends to vinny but that’s mostly because berd enjoys hunting him for sport.)

and here’s the real kicker. interpret this into a lore compliant way however you want, but he has been almost completely dependent on his chat and occasionally other players to do several “basic” tasks. he needed/actively needs assistance/instruction with mining, crafting, using a furnace, managing his hunger/health bars, putting on armor, using most tools, pulling up coordinates, and other things i’m probably missing. now with a lot of these things he could probably figure out and manage on his own, given time, but he is constantly asking for help, because fundamentally he doesn’t know how most of the world works.

[the-king-of-lemons]

what did he mean by this

[cheese-water]

girl what the hell is this

[snappyslappy]

And it's Canon too

[getgored]

"Why dont you just post it on twitter? Like a normal person?" SO YOU DONT SEE IT 😭😭 WHICH ONE OF YALL TOLD HIM TO CHECK TUMBLRRR

It's alr i get a huge ego boost seeing he laughed at it and liked it, but the fact my most crack ass art got a 2x2 frame in sdmp berd museum is causing my irl death

[enamorest]

sleepover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dennydennydenny]

jerd! Love jerd

i wanna make these into little charms or stickers for myself but i wanna make some to sell probably for like $5 smackers little acrylic charms ehmm yeas dm me if interested

likes and rbs appreciated 🍊🕊️

[arineyes]

[crintsiewintsey]

being silly with it

[rulzrchf4n]

this post is HOA compliant (no)