#scwubby wubby

[givingyouarandompathogen]

Pathogen assigned: Acremonium falciform

Type of ascomycete fungus

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Spread via: Subcutaneous insertion

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[honeycakelion]

toxic (not really) exes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Do You Ever Say Something And Then Think "Wow This Isnt Even A Bit Im Just Like This"

NEPETA: :33 < do yoo evew say someting and den tink "wow dis isnt even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU"

KANAYA: I Feel Dirty After Hearing That

NEPETA: :33 < do yoo n33d a scwubby wubby? OwO

KANAYA: I Think I Do Need A Scwubby Wubby To Be Honest But Not From You

NEPETA: :33 < when is it my turn to be happy.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Zapple: Do you ever just say something and think, "Wow, this isn't even a bit. I'm just like this"?

Coral Siren, in an overly cutesy voice: Do yoo evew say someting and den tink, “wow, dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis!"

Zapple: ...I feel dirty after hearing that.

Coral Siren: Do yoo need a scwubby wubby?

Zapple: I think I do need a scwubby wubby, to be honest, but not from you.

Coral Siren, dropping the voice: When is it my turn to be happy?

[jimmyandthegiraffes]

I can’t stop thinking about “I think I do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you”

[i-like-swiss-cheese]

You need a scwubby wubby

@post-uwuifer it’s been 6 months he needs a scwubby wubby

You enjoy eating mold?

yes. i fucking looove eating mould. num num num num num <- the sound of my mould eating. mmmmmm num num num delicious mould mould in my belly yummyyy oh god i love mould mmmm yum yum yum. delicious fucking mould sooooo tasty mould for me nummy mould oh waiter?? waiter??? waiter may i have some more mould please????? chef!! cook up another large bowl of mould for me to chow down on. im feeling rather peckish and could go for a spot of mould to chow down on. i could really go for some mould because i love chowing down on some mould

[i-like-swiss-cheese]

Sounds like someone got their scwubby wubby after all

i just . stressed so hard about getting ready for work on time. because i showered, and then was naked in my room and realized my work clothes were downstairs (there was a bunch of people over) so i texted my mum (who's out right now) and so she texted my dad to iron my clothes and bring them up to me . and then says she thought i started work st 5. i checked my roster. i start work at 5. i thought i was working 12-5 but no im working 5-10. FUCK

[rppik]

Naow, I meant the uwu-speak downward spiral of a conversation o_o . I was relating that aspect of the post to our own interactions :>

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[raybeetle]

i want a scwubby wubby

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb]

I'll take a scwubby wubby!

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[blasphemyisjustforyou]

after the scwubby wubby.

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

May I volunteer for a scwubby wubby? I have to skip my shower this morning because I have to leave really early for a doctor's appointment

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[cothica-keywitch]

I'm picky about who I'd accept a scwubby wubby from, but a grow woman who does this stuff is not out of the question

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[catladymasterofsqirl]

It’s ok u can scwubby wubby someone some day

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[zozoko21]

if that makes u happy, then could i have a scwubby wubby please @post-uwuifer

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[the-void-calls]

✨️ill scwubby wubby u bro

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"