alice ✿ cis, she/her ✿ 25 ✿ pansexual ✿ plural (yet to be diagnosed) ✿ white ���I'm dumb as all fuck, hmu✿
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!
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Born to wear socks that go above the knee, cursed to wear socks that fit just over the calf (At MOST. If I'm LUCKY)
#and then those socks that fit over my calves are too big in the foot section#i have fat calves and thighs is what im saying#and that isnt a flex. because i dont think these compression socks would survive if i strained them any further heyo#im procrastinating on my housework fjjdjcjsn. really tall socks that actually fit save me...#jamie grumbles#rambling in the tags#i just want to look like a cute fella. and to me. that would require my knees to not be VISIBLE NFKSMXMZ anyways
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
#j: real#jamie grumbles#when Lunes has been dealing with 2 to -3 for too long. historically speaking. i front with a steel chair and a -5 jtcjjf#today's a -3 oop.
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also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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@rabid-program
enough about my guts
it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!
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The stigma of self-inserts is so harmful to the creative process. Relax. Admit it. Everything you make is derivative of yourself, always, no exceptions. You can turn the mirror into tinier and tinier shards or you can make it as big as you want to reflect as much as you want. At the end of the day it's always going to show you inside of it. Pretending otherwise is stupid.
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