alice ✿ cis, she/her ✿ 25 ✿ pansexual ✿ plural (yet to be diagnosed) ✿ white ✿I'm dumb as all fuck, hmu✿
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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
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If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!
It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.
It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.
You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.
Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!
https://www.211.org/
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#me to my then-boyfriend whenever i made a joke about how flat my ass is and he insisted otherwise#like no hon I'm joking about my experiences.#I don't want or need you to invalidate my perception of myself as a means of 'reassurance.' ...but thanks (??)#anyways protip if a girl tells you she has no ass because she has fat thighs instead... tell her you love her fat thighs kckgkxkd simple as.
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https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1271463582312673281
“make yourselves impossible to ignore. 10,000 signatures on twitter is a lot but 10 unique personal emails is enough to derail an entire council session.”
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whoa! you displayed some creativity there. are u high O_o? people with creative minds usually do a lot of Drug’s
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny
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I've been thinking of nothing but the harris campaign for days and I still can't fully comprehend that it was real
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Anecdotal, but I've also noticed multiple layoffs the literal day after the election. Obviously this could be a total bad luck coincidence, but is it related at all to the election? Trying to cut costs ahead of perceived financial hardship? Idk.
#meanwhile dumbasses like our father will get to go 'oh all these bad things while Biden was still in office! so it's his fault!'#and if the rate of shittiness improves by .5% in the next four years. dumbasses like him will point to that number and go#'see!! he's not that bad. not everything he did was bad. the economy improved sometime following his inauguration :)'#they'll never adjust their view of the matter except to lower their standards further and to shift the blame.
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Trick or treats us please !!
You glance at the clock which reads 19:23 before you knock on the doors to the Pixel Pony Barn. You wait a short while with no answer, maybe they didn't hear you. You knock again then wait. The doors finally open and you're met with a snail. A giant snail. A human-sized snail. It looks at you for a second before slowly slowly slowly turning back into the barn, to grab a treat you assumed. You wait. You don't know how much time has passed but the snail returns carrying a Chestnut Leopard. You accept the pony, thank the snail, and go on your way. You check the time again, 19:23.
#THE PONY IS SO BEAUTIFUL... IS SO PRETTY AND CHARMING#thank you so much ^^ ♡ !!! will treat them well#art#googling how to get snail slime out of horse hair umm......
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Before January 2025:
If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!
Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.
Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.
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