#scrublord

[delta-lethonomia]

Genuinely can't believe I just typed up a 3k essay about the drow twins scene with Astarion

has astarion discourse calmed enough I can post it without getting flogged? why do I do this to myself

[magnetarbeam]

I have been very tempted, at times, to use Ahsoka's outsider perspective in Voices of the Force to call out how much of a meme Caedus was.

The idea was that unlike Jaina, Ben, Luke, etc, Ahsoka doesn't have a direct personal stake in it, so it would be easier for her to hear about Caedus torturing Ben in the Embrace of Pain and think "he seriously left the door open behind him?"

Not that she'd actually say that to Ben in that conversation, which is most of the reason I decided against this: The impact Caedus had on the other characters, and on the galaxy, is to be taken seriously as far as I've retained it in this AU. The more I have the story call him out for being incompetent, the more it implicitly insults everyone else in the stories that tried to take Caedus seriously.

Also, much of the meme quality is Caedus's specific voice, so it doesn't come through as much in summary.

Like, if anyone should be questioning the competence and judgement of the other characters for the fact that an idiot like Caedus got as far as he did, it would be the actual Jacen after the clone reveal.

[excalibutt]

I don't know about the rest of you but with 10+ years of experience with (prior!) codependant + toxic online relationships, situational descalation training, and an unsubtle addiction to my phone under my belt, I'm gonna fucking crush Franz.

Bring it on Ice Pick Lodge, you don't scare me 😤

[mrfunnyinthebank]

recommended youtube video title: CM Punk Most Humiliating Moments

it's a compilation of him humiliating others on the mic

[zeta-neubourn]

Another Crab's Treasure (Part 1)

It's a Dark Souls game, except the colors are inviting and there's a lot of crabs. In fact, you are one.

[devileaterjaek]

Mortal Kombat Gold for Sega Dreamcast via Redream

[sadmanyeyes]

Chapter 222:

Yakumo looks around, saying he can't sense anybody living. Koko says they're high up so the air is thin and Yakumo says they're in enemy territory so Koko needs to look after Pai, which Koko agrees to. Yakumo then asks Pai if she can hear the Devil King and she hears someone near, who turns out to be Benares.

Benares says they kept him waiting and Yakumo says that's because his group is the one used to being chased, not the other way around. Benares says he knows that they're only here because they know he can no longer tap into the power of the Earth. Yakumo says that's right and he's as good as dead...so Benares blasts them, Yakumo barely able to blast back in time to divert it before he sees him destroy Konron. This is when Benares drop some drama on Yakumo's head: what if he wanted him to know he's in a weakened state? And what if he only let Youko live because she knew where the Devil's Nest was? And, this is the important part, what if he had already taken control of her consciousness? Yakumo is horrified and Benares confirms that he is fucked. But Three-Eyed-Pai wakes up, telling Yakumo that Benares is a villain and therefore, it's not unreasonable to assume that he is bluffing. She tells Benares that they went out of their way and he needs to stop fucking around and fight her Wu already. He scoffs at her accusation and sends another blast their way, saying he could kill them anytime he wants to but his plans involve Pai staying alive. But if Yakumo's feeling froggy, he can leap at him if he comes alone. Yakumo agrees and sends Koko off with Pai, facing Benares by himself. The chapter ends with them facing off...and everyone else being shocked by something.

[ghostsandmirrors]

it's been like 3 weeks since i last did an edit. i need to edit something later.

[gamerwoman3d]

Does lilotty accept commission for oc?

I do not know, but Lilotty is very easy to communicate with on Twitter. I believe she mostly just makes mods for games. But if you're paying, and your OC looks enough like a character that she already mods, then maybe?

Lilotty is the one to ask!

https://twitter.com/LlLOTTY

On a personal note though, I fully support and endorse the use of Original Characters in art. Even smutty naughty excitable art. ESPECIALLY smutty naughty excitable art! Go nuts, hope you get what you're after!

[satoureaper]

me realizing I forgot to write the bio on my profile page: god DAMN it

[dank-sewer-child]

Having giant muscles is great because if I ever feel sad I can just grab my triceps and remember I could beat up all the ops if I wanted to.

[magnetarbeam]

More sleep deprivation thoughts: The ultimate catharsis in Caedus being a clone and the real Jacen turning up later is Jacen and Jaina maybe eventually getting to a point where they can both look back on Caedus's entire existence and laugh their asses off at how comically stupid he was.

[marblepasta-creepyhornet]

Usually don’t send requests, but since you asked: which creeps do you think would take psychic damage from a friend or partner who purposefully misuses slang? Just thought to ask cus I thought Ben would probably have a physical reaction and I think that mental image was funny lol 

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Characters used: Ben, Jeff, and EJ, Tim

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BEN:

He’ll cringe. No questions.

Now, I headcanon Ben as a self-taught modern-day gamer in the creepypasta universe (as in he’s bought every modern day consoles and devices and has slowly learned the mechanics and is now an expert), he’s got a plethora of video games for all his devices, his PC, consoles, Nintendo switch, and even his old DS!

So imagine when he’s showing you a new game he got for his switch….

But then immediately regrets it.

As you were sat in his lap, watching him play, you just casually drop, “Wow, Ben! This game looks so litty on fleek, fam!”

MF hasn’t EVER put his hands on you, but he is now-

He pushed you off his lap and looked at you like you kicked a puppy!

“I…I can’t even look at you,” he’d be all dramatic, “I don’t know who that was, but I NEVER wanna see them again!”

You’d just be laying in the floor in a puddle of giggles.

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Jeff:

It would happen on a mission. You and Jeff were targeted with killing a family and to leave none of them alive!

So, let’s say the targets son was a bit more than Jeff bargained for, so you swooped in and had to save the day, managing to tie the kids arms behind his back, “GET FUCKING YEETED, SCRUBLORD!”

Radio silence.

“WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!”

“What do you mean? Like, we gotta yeet him, you catching my driftwood, fam? No cap!”

At this point Jeff just rubs his temples and finishes off the target by stabbing him. His brain too absorbed in other things to try and decipher whatever you’re talking about.

Soon after you two left, blood stained and all, Jeff spoke up, “Please, never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, talk like that again!”

“Alright fine! No need to get so hostile, we gucci lit” you finished off with finger guns and a sly chuckle.

“(N/N)!”

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EJ:

You were sick. Like, contagious sick.

So, per Jack’s orders, no leaving his infirmary only for the bathroom, always cough and sneeze into the elbow and not the hand, use tissues sparingly, wash your hands, and take showers to help alleviate headaches and open up your sinuses.

Unrelated, but don’t worry, he’s made sure his baby gets the best comfort, after all, he needs you well rested and feeling better! 🥺💙

It was around 8pm when he knocked on the door before slowly opening it, he was dressed in pajamas holding a bowl of soup, “Hi, love” He’d greet you with a smile, not wearing his mask, as a demon he couldn’t get sick and because he was comfy around you, “How’s my baby doing?” 😭

Of course you’d answer the same way every time, stating you were still sick, just like since the beginning of the week. 😔

“I made you some soup, I know it isn’t much, but it’ll help alleviate some symptoms, and you look like you’re freezing, baby” he’d say while handing you the soup.

You took a few bites of the noodle and a carrot piece, a small moan escaped your lips, “Fuccckk~ This shit is straight bussin’, Jack”

His smile that he had while watching you eat was replaced with one of confusion. “W-what?” 😩

You’d have to suppress a giggle, “What do you mean, ‘what? This soups straight bussin’”

He’d try to understand what you meant, trying to wrack his brain for any semblance of what the word could mean 😭

Overall, confused baby boi :(

Tim (Masky):

Masky angled the binoculars as he let out a low growl, watching as the group of targets were stationed at all access points. “Fuck.” He grumbled before lowering the piece of equipment as he turned to you and Hoodie. “This is gonna be a close call, they’re stationed at all points of access. Do you guys have your weapons?”

Hoodie gave Tim a firm nod as he pulled out his pistol from his hoodie pocket, Masky reached into his duffle bag and pulled out a rifle, cocking it. He was about to ask you when you suddenly grabbed the weapon.

“Whoa! This thing is so fire!” You’d say as you inspected it with awe. “Tim, bro! This gun so fire! This definitely screams ‘I have BDE but I’m not trying to make it a big deal’, you know what I mean?”

…

….

“What the actual fuck are you talking about?!” He’d ask in confusion and irritation, quickly yanking his rifle back from you, “And give me that!”

You let out a small yelp when it was harshly yanked from your hands. “Calm down, Timmy, on the DL you’re still on my DTF list frfr. No cap”

Masky silently sat the rifle down, gloved hands pinching the bridge nose of the porcelain mask.

Overall: disappointment, confusion and irritation.

[gatorgrumbles]

Come at me scrublord I'm ripped -Frieza at some point probably

[devileaterjaek]

[dat2ndaccount97]

hey wait a minute I remember this game from a Super Best Friends Play Video

WHY THIS ISNT FAIR