#scrooge headcanons

[quill-pen]

Ebenezer loves Bess' hair.

He loves how thick, soft, and long it is. He loves how it naturally waves and curls. And somehow, it always smells so lovely and clean

But I was just thinking: what if Bess cut her hair? Like, had to chop nearly all of it off for some reason? (I don't believe she'd ever agree to that--she had that happen to her once as a child and it was actually rather traumatic for her.) What would Eb do?

Honestly, he'd still love her hair and I see him stroking and brushing his fingers through it even more. Why? "It's so soft and fluffy!" He would be completely transfixed by her fluffy pixie cut or bob. And if she got it shaved off, like she did as a girl, I think Ebenezer would love watching the progress of its growth. "You're fuzzy, She-Wolf! It's positively adorable!" I think he'd also be a bit enchanted with feeling her naked scalp against his hand until she once again had coverage.

Bottom line: Ebenezer would absolutely love Bess' hair, long or short, and would think Bess was gorgeous, with or without her long hair. And he would do everything in his power to make her feel that she was too.

[yippee-optimistically]

HI finished the lineups ... SO happy w how they turned out theyre soooo so cute. headcanons r ages and the ones im more cemented on. hueys definitely got smth else goin on but idk what it is so. anyway also some little doodles

[writebackatya]

Ducktales (2017) Holiday Headcanons:

It’s that time of the year again, time for me to dump a bunch of random headcanons! All of which relate to the holiday season cause I love this time of year!

Huey holds the record for most homemade Christmas presents given during the holidays thanks to his JWC skills. Webby is second

Louie wishes that homemade gifts were banned in the gift giving circle.

Dewey always hosts his annual Dewey Dew Night Holi-Dew Special in the Foyer in front of the Christmas tree, much to Beakley and Scrooge’s chagrin

Donald always insists on being the one to decorate despite the many accidents and holiday slapstick he gets involved in every year. They say, the amount of Holiday Slapstick Donald has been in could fill the entire ABC Holiday Special line-up

Now that Santa is no longer banned from McDuck Manor, he always stops and says hello the Duck family on his yearly delivery. Scrooge occasionally joins him and sometimes Scrooge’s Christmas ghost friends help out too

Bentina Beakley always makes the best hot chocolate with the right amount of marshmallows

The kids always go sledding with their friends on Killmotor Hill when the snow is perfect for sledding

Della still puts up a couple of traps every year “for old times sake”. The traps then immediately get taken down the very second Donald gets caught in one of them

Webby is the best gift giver

Huey, Dewey, and Louie got their “Picture with Santa” poses nailed

When given gift cards that are $15 or less from relatives, Huey, Dewey, and Louie will sometimes agree to combine their gift cards to buy something they all want

Drake, Launchpad, and Gosalyn are Jewish and all celebrate Hanukkah but one of their yearly traditions is watching The Darkwing Duck Christmas Special because Drake and Launchpad insist on watching it every year

Gandra Dee doesn’t celebrate Christmas, in fact she’s entirely anti-Christmas, but still chooses to celebrate Christmas with Fenton and his m’ma cause it beats being alone

M’ma Cabrera definitely watches a bunch of Hallmark Christmas movies. So do Huey Dewey and Louie. Also Donald. You know what, especially Donald

Donald’s favorite Christmas movie is It’s A Wonderful Life. It gets him emotional and he always breaks down when George Bailey is proclaimed “The Richest Man in Town”

Della’s favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. It was her favorite pre-Moon, but the whole John McClane going through hell and trying to make things right with his family just hits a little too close to home these days. Also she says she could totally go through what John did

Dewey’s favorite Christmas movie is Home Alone. In fact he has even set-up a few Mccalister style traps in Donald’s boat house before. They weren’t perfect but they still worked on Donald. He was not the intended target.

Huey seems like A Charlie Brown Christmas kinda Duck

Both Donald and Della know it was Dewey who traveled back in time that one Christmas. Only problem is they don’t know what year it was he went back in time. They just assume it must’ve been on Christmas Eve cause that’s when they saw him. So now until Dewey looks a little bit older they will always be sure to greet Dewey with a mysterious “Welcome back” that sounds like it has multiple meanings whenever they see him after not seeing him for at least 5 min. on Christmas Eve. It’s a bit odd for Dewey to experience, ngl

Dewey and a few other family members will visit Launchpad and co. in St. Canard during one of the nights of Hanukkah to celebrate with them

Matilda always goes to Castle McDuck for the holidays

Donald usually sails back to Duckburg for Christmas, but on the years he can’t Della makes it her duty to FaceTime him on Christmas Eve

And now: The Worst Gift Givers of Clan McDuck

5. Louie, he’s a kid so I’ll cut him slack, but he should put more effort in his gifts. But he won’t

4. Goldie. Don’t ask her why the store security tag is still on

3. Gladstone Gander: King of the Last Minute Gifts, he’s lucky enough to get good deals that cost him next-to and sometimes nothing. Unfortunately the quality of gifts are “Acceptable.”

2. Gyro Gearloose. Just seems like someone who sees something and goes “Well that’s fine enough.”

1. Scrooge McDuck. Rich people suck at giving gifts. It’s a commonly known fact

Also this whole post was a ploy to read my holiday theme DuckTales anthology fic that shows some of these headcanons in action. Enjoy!

[fistfightinganxietyandlosing]

I'm incredibly attached to the headcanon that Gyro has a difficult relationship with his family and(im unsure about the exact timeline of events in his life but to play it safe) after all the Akita business, Scrooge became the primary paternal figure in his life. Scrooge supported him, believed in him, and had a great deal of faith in him. He was there for Gyro when everyone else in his life wasn't

[iamsweetcrow]

Duckvember Day 23: Parallel Duck "There is no duck prouder of his family than Scrooge McDuck. But even he doesn't know much about his history beyond what he's been told.

In every family there is a bad apple, and this one is no exception in the Mcduck clan. For in centuries past, Rory gave up his mortal life to become a vampire at the hands of a Duckula. Thus changing his last name and his history."

This is part of my headcanon with these two characters. Being both Scottish ducks and with a similar last name, I came up with this madness.

These old ducks are going to beat each other to death!

[duckhoodiesblog]

DIVERSITY WIN! The worlds richest duck is autistic

[skullsemi]

Gideon McDuck!

Even though he's depicted many times as stressed and workaholic, he still can be a big softie, he just complains a lot (for sure a McDuck)

[alex31624]

Today is the Champions League league phase draw, and McDuck Manor is a mess.

We have a Scottish man and an English woman arguing over which team will have a new moment of glory and which will be eliminated in the first round.

We have two fans of the two teams with the most titles trying so hard to be invisible.

We have a desperate man who can't let his Scottish uncle learn that he supports an English team.

And we have a woman who is depressed because her also English team, is playing Europa League.

The idea of Scrooge as a Celtic fan I read it on this really good fic, The McDuck Family Lawyer. It wasn't that hard to select the others characters and the teams.

[ducklooney]

Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Unca Donald! Unca Donald!" Donald Duck: "What's the matter? Can't you see I'm busy." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Is Santa coming to visit us? We've been good this year." Donald: "I don't know, boys, um…you've been really mean to me this year. You're going to be labeled naughty this year." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "But Uncle Donald! We've been really nice to you all along. We haven't defied you like we did last year! Boo…(They cry.) Sorry Uncle Donald, we're not worthy of you. (They then hug him.)" Donald Duck: "Oh, my boys. Don't worry, I'm here for you." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Hohohohoho…Merry Chrriiiiiiiistmansssss for you!" Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Hey, Santa Claus is here!" Donald: "Hmm…" Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Here's a present for you boys." Huey Duck: "What's this?! Yuck! Moldy cheese?!" Dewey Duck: "This is a chewed-up book!" Louie Duck: "I got a torn teddy bear." Huey: "Seriously, I don't believe you're the real Santa Claus." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Uh, I…ugh….That's what I found on the street." Flintheart Glomgold as Santa Claus: "Ho-ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas to you all! Here's a present for you" Scrooge as Santa Claus Claus: "What?! Another Santa Claus?!" Huey: "Yay! I finally got the real present I wanted. Darkwing Duck comic." Dewey: "I got a Gizmoduck comic." Louie: "And I got a Duck Avenger comic." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Thank you Santa! You're actually the real one, not that fake one. (Hugs Glomgold not knowing he's Santa)" Donald Duck: "Hahahahahahaha…Uncle Scrooge, but you got called out, it seems the boys prefer the other Santa Claus over you." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "That's enough! Kill me bagpipes! Glomgold, you can take everything from me, but not my grandnephews, you bastard." Glomgold: "Heheheheheheh…Your stinginess got to you so I did it my way." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Glomgold?! Unca Scrooge?!" John D. Rockerduck as Santa Claus: "I'm coming too, boys! Hohohohoh…Merry Christmas to all of you! Here are some real presents for you boys!" Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Toys! Yeeeahhh!" Scrooge: "Rockerduck, do you think we're idiots that we don't know it's you?!" Rockerduck: "You two idiots don't know anything about Christmas and you're saving your money too much. I know better how to give than you two idiots. Because money isn't everything to me. Hahahahahah…" Scrooge: "You think you're going to spend all your wealth on giving. That's a good try." Rockerduck: "Just try, Scrooge. I'd still have a fortune left if I spent some of it on all the presents for children all over the world." Donald Duck: "Oh, brother! What clowns and morons." Huey Duck: "Unca Donald, get out of their way. You can see them competing to see who can give us the most presents." Dewey Duck: "But there's no greater present…" Louie Duck: "…than you, Unca Donald." (Then they all hug their uncle, while the three billionaire ducks fight over who's the better Santa Claus)

[inezrable]

It's time for a game of...

Would This David Tennant Character Respect Your Pronouns, And What Would They Do If Someone Else Messed Them Up?

The Doctor- Yes, they would. If someone misgenders you, they give the person a judgy look and pointedly and loudly use your preferred name and pronouns, leading by example

Crowley- Hell yes. He's a demon, but he's not evil. Anyone who deliberately misgenders you in front of him will have a suspiciously bad day afterwards.

Davina- Yep. She would hug you when you tell her your new pronouns, and politely correct anyone who gets it wrong. If they continue to mess up, she ignores them and charges them extra for their drinks

Scrooge- He respects them, but doesnt have time to correct anyone (even though he wants to) because he's always busy. He would check in on you later about it though to make sure you're okay

Peter Vincent- Probably. He'd mess up a few times and normally correct himself. And if someone misgendered you, he'd say "Oi! Pronouns!" And they'd shut up

Alec Hardy- Respects the fuck out of your pronouns. Never slips up, always interjects to correct people, directs you to good support services for trans people

Donald Peterson- maybe. He would avoid using any gendered words for you in class in that way that teachers of nonbinary students do. He would ignore misgendering from students except maybe giving you a sympathetic grimace.

Roderick Peterson- no. Doesn't believe in transgenderism. Doesn't care that people misgender you, and does it himself

Phileas Fogg- Sure. Tries his best. Doesn't normally correct people, but is very proud of himself when he gets it right

Peter Carlisle- sometimes. He gets it right half the time, and doesn't bother to step in when someone misgenders you

Staged!David- yep. Always immediately corrects himself, and makes people apologise if they slip up

Kilgrave- hes a manipulative arsehole, so no. If someone misgenders you, he tells you you're still your AGAB

If you disagree with any of these, then too bad I guess.

[viiliskivi]

Sexuality headcanons for the different Scrooges:

Ducktales 2017: Straight and an ally, because some of his family is probably queer

Ducktales 1987: Straight and makes tons of money each june with pride merch

Comics: Bi and homophobic (he thought being gay was a choice)

[quill-pen]

Just like Eb adopting a different dialect when he's heated:

Bess adopting a British accent when she's heated because of her mother.

Also already speaking some British sayings also because of her mother, but adopting even more as time goes on. Perhaps gaining more of an accent in her regular speech patterns as well.

She doesn't notice, but Ebenezer sure does. And he finds it attractive as hell and adorable.

[navenslowpoke]

Me and my boyfriend( @nik-miro )watched all of the 2017 DuckTales OH MY GOD I SCREAMED AT THE END IT WAS THE BEST HOURS OF MY LIFE

In honor of this here are some arts heh.... I have more but I'll post them separately Ig

[writebackatya]

Okay so DuckTales (2017) has quite a few gods that exist in the ducks’ universe. We’ve seen gods from both Greek and Norse, but what about the other religions? Surely they must exist too

Anyway

DuckTales (2017) Headcanon:

Della, Donald, and Scrooge have been to both the Christian heaven and hell and are permanently banned from both after what they did.

Don’t ask what they did. They just pissed off everyone that day.

[luckysalbum]

Jjk characters as Christmas movies/ Christmas movie characters. (this may be off I may have been drinking a little it's festive.)

Gojo would be the brother Ben from The Family Stone.

Yuji would be Kevin from home alone or Elf (I LOVE ELF GUYS)

mahito and kenjaku would be the robbers from home alone (that one juju stroll wirh jogos head is inspiring this)

Geto is Meredith from The Family Stone. (watch the movie and you'll see why)

Megumi would be scrooge mcduck from the animated Disney one (not animated Mickey mouse Disney one)

Nobara would be barabje from the barbie retelling of scrooge bc she's cunt and nobara is cunt

Yuta would be the Santa Clause bc I DONT LIKE HIM AND I DONT LIKE THAT MOVIE

Uhhh Inumaki would be a 1920s silent christmas film (im. funny laugh)

Nanami would be the Die hard guy Bruce Willis

that's all I can think of MERRU CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[ani-is-my-username]

I don’t share my hcs a lot but I really love the idea of this one:

Della got her children by being blessed by a deity *cough* Selene *cough* and well- it’d go something like this:

Della: Ayo, I kind of want to have children

Selene, preparing a ceremony: Aight, bet

Like, ofc she’d think about it before asking but like- wouldn’t tell Donald or Scrooge so she would just come back from Ithaquack saying “hey I’m gonna have kids soon, so that’s that”