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puppetmaster13u · 6 months ago

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Prompt 333

I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au.

So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious.

But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement)

So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!)

But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets…

And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing.

Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine.

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Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Ghosts Have Wings #The difference between ecto contaminated & Liminal is liminals form Cores #Bruce (forming a core thanks to literally carrying cores) is now sprouting his own wings #Dick is ecstatic really because Holy Guacamole! Wings! Will he get wings?!#(He does indeed get wings from all the ecto Bruce begins to give off)#Does this count as mpreg? Bruce isn’t even aware poor dude lol #Bruce’s wings are practically Black 4.0 and trail flickers of shadow & flecks of metal like Gotham’s darkness has come alive #Dick’s start like a normal robin bird’s but shift into something akin to the night sky & a burst of glitter at the back #As his core develops from a baby to a proper storm core #His wings light up if hit with electricity & he adores the extra intimidation it gives him #Fuck it let Bruce get Jason early (catches the tire iron without fully registering because Liminal instincts are Screaming #To take this tiny ass ecto-contaminated orphan back home & bundle them up in feathers & blankets #The dad instincts are hitting this early twenty-something year old Hard #He might’ve nearly stolen tiny child Tim at one point (Tim came over because the power was out & nanny was late from an attack)#Leslie (tired): Congrats it’s quadruplets #Bruce: Wut #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #they deserve it #as a treat #Tumblr don't delete my tags challenge

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cementcornfield · 1 month ago

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Ja'Marr talks about Joe "screaming" at him in college for wearing warming lotion 🔥

#my favorite part is his little smirk before he answers #because he knows he's going to tell a joe story that amuses and delights him to no end #like bro you don't have to keep bringing him up!! but he clearly loves that story (i think he told it before during his draft interview)#just the idea of joe noticing he has it on. like 'hmmmm something is different about the arms of my favorite receiver'#(is always looking at and analyzing his arms! apparently!)#and just like - poking him like...wait a second #get this shit off #hilarious #also ja'marr's use of the word 'screaming' versus how he describes it later lmao #so dramatic #i do not think joe 'screamed' at him but maybe used a slightly harsher tone than normal #to ja'marr's dramatic pisces ass though - yeah that's screaming #(i'm the same way <3 )#anyway. gold as always.#IMAGINE IF THEY WERE NEXT TO EACH OTHER TALKING ABOUT THIS THOUGH!!! COME ON BENGALS SOCIAL!#ja'marr chase #joe burrow #joe'marr

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detectivejimmykudo · 3 months ago

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EEEEÆÆUUEHHH

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tittyinfinity · 1 year ago

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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that #said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning #(it was through the same sports program)#she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach #bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine #their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough #when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying #my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us #the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?''#my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while #my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay''#(my mom is cool af sometimes)#we both quit playing after that

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fisheito · 4 months ago

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I want to be in the room when this massage happens

#i activate kuya's ultimate and roll my eyes #'how much damage could a saboteur POSSIBLY do?'#[my scoff is cut off by Dante's shocked screams]#don't even know why i thought SR kuya could get away with a little fantasyland #i built him up. like every other SR. why did i let him go that hard on dante 😅#too distracted by the novel config of kuYaKuYaku #i was surprised when i opened this stage #wondered why dante suddenly needed a massage #on this historically fishyokai inhabited island?? in the middle of the event??#bold request from a man in ass-slapping range #i mean sure thing sun lord #i can get you your island massage #but that just means you're gonna get a yakumo kuya rubdown and i don't know how you'll feel about that #badly. apparently. (despair)#nu carnival olivine #nu carnival kuya #nu carnival dante #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival

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dhmis-autism · 7 months ago

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a few experimental ducks in dresses originally made to mess with some brushes, then some palettes, then some textures...

do yourself a favor and listen to some caro emerald while you look at these ones lol!

#dhmis duck #dhmis #my dhmis postings #me art #GENUINELY REALLY LOVE THESE LOL #givin duck a wig im getting further and further from canon as we speak /j #HE WEARS ONE IN JOBS IM ALMOST RIGHT OKAY #as usual all the fits are based off real 20s fits so if u wanna see the OGs lmk i have them all lol #INCLUDING THE SWIMSUIT THAT SHOWS ONLY THE SIDE OF UR ASS FOR SOME REASON?? PAIRED WITH A FUCKIN FUR COAT. I SWEAR THATS REAL #its real and also he WOULD #this is going in my collection of drawings i make and scream at the screen RG YOU DONT DESERVE HIMMM DUCK WIFE ME UP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #I WOULD TREAT YOU RIGHT BABY!!!!!!#then suddenly i blink and im like hu.h. what. and the drawings are completed #i forget im not genuinely into him sometimes

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barghest-land · 1 year ago

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таится чудо в любом пустяке я раньше не видел такого тумана здесь даже деревья растут как-то странно и птицы поют на чужом языке

#.#life is so strange rn #so quiet and so loud at the same time #there is so much grief. so much loss. winter is taking everything over. taking away. covering is snow. silencing tears and screams #grief is in the family and everywhere #but now there's also so much love idk how that happened #so strange to feel that way. especially during winter. especially with grief being there. so present #but the other thing is brighter #i think i'm gonna be okay #:(#barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #horses #it's just a little study btw im working my ass off rn so i can't draw much rn sorry

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mayxo-hxh · 9 months ago

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According to shalnark, manipulators are EXTREMELY VULNERABLE without their preferred weapon of choice, as they cannot use their nen abilities at all without it. As I quote, "Losing the preferred weapon is often FATAL"

THEN WHY.

WHY.

WHY???????????????????

THE ONE TIME ILLUMI DOESNT HAVE ANY PINS ON HIM. HIS PREFERRED WEAPON OF CHOICE. THAT AS A MANIPULATOR HE SHOULD NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT. IS WHEN HE GOES ON A PRIVATE DATE WITH HISOKA.

HES COMPLETELY VULNERABLE. ZERO PINS. DO YOU REALIZE. DO YOU REALIZE!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#if they were to fight right there and then on that damn ship all illumi has to go off now is pure zoldyck and assassin skills #which will still hold up well and all but????? YOUR PINS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU GAY ASS BOY-#i know theyre not gonna fight but like. JUST. CAN U IMAGINE #I cannot fucking look at this scene normally anymore without immediately pointing at the screen and screaming WHERE THE FUCK ARE UR PINS!?!#if they said “i love you” to each others faces it wouldve been less intimate and mindblowing than this shit #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #shalnark #hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh analysis #my post #my analysis

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elizakai · 11 months ago

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killer x killer but context died last reset

(The first icon is from @shittyutmv and the second is @swiftmitsu)

(also mitsu this post is for you.)

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itsstilltru · 4 months ago

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ok we need an after-jellyfish AM now PLEASE

even as a robot Ted doesn’t stand a chance

[Jellyfish AM]

#unslugged am #just slugging and unslugging everyone #am #at what point does fan art become original characters?? this is so far off cannon #but also not off cannon because am is still kicking ass and looking good while doing it #my art #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #am ihnmaims #evil computer #i hope this is what you meant by after-jellyfish am #jellyfish am

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selamat-linting · 1 year ago

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Look at what i found...

This a screencap of the 2007 May Edition of the WWE magazine. They have a fluff interview about punk's time in school. Anyway, I promise i'll provide a full transcript later i just want yall to look. at. this

#cm punk #SCREAMING my ass off. he looks so different as a teenager. he looks like his favorite rap artist is eminem lmao

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autismmydearwatson · 8 months ago

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an important thing the Silmarillion has taught me is that any mighty godlike dark lord can be easily ratio'd by a big enough animal

#how can I be afraid of Morgoth or Sauron when Morgoth got his ass beat by a spider (not just any spider! my beloved Ungoliant #the first spider and first recorded girlboss!) and Sauron ran screaming to the other side of middle earth because of a big fuck-off dog #silmarillion #ungoliant #huan the hound #morgoth bauglir #sauron #the silmarillion #the silm #tolkien #jrr tolkien #middle earth

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kankuroplease · 1 year ago

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May I ask you for a drawing of Naori and nagisa for Valentine’s Day? Maybe them sharing their first kiss during their Senju/ uchiha wedding ceremony <3 no pressure ofc