#screaming about the fact that he keeps staring at his bf tho

[meep-meep-richie]

# boyfriend entrance

[tinyyoungblood]

hi!! idk if i can request but imma do it anyway: headcanons for the reader going on her first solo mission and the whole team (esp her bf Peter) is like worried and constantly checking in and she’s like “bro chill”

pairing: peter parker x avenger!reader

a/n: i couldn’t decide which ask to do first so i rolled a dice to decide for me lol nothing better than enjoying a headcanon with a flair of random. next time i’m going to consult an oracle. enjoy x

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y/n’s first solo mission

it’s y/n’s first time going on a mission by herself and the avengers are having a communal panic attack

bucky is really anxious for her but would never admit it so he uses every chance he gets to sneak in some extra training

y/n tries to go to the kitchen to get a glass of orange juice and bucky slams the fridge door while giving her the Stare™

“…what are you doing” “i need you to hit the floor, army crawl, hang on right, and then you can get some juice”

peter thinks bucky’s method is Efficient and Effective and adapts it as well

he shows y/n all kinds of moves, completely neglecting the fact that her fighting style is Stab Stab Boink

whereas his fighting style is gymnast with olympic gold spends friday night in bouncy castle

peter gets frustrated because y/n doesn’t take the somersaults as seriously as she should

“y/n i need you to focus!! this is important!!!!” “to do what? back flip over the enemy?” *scoffs* “yes” *back flips away*

rhodey gives her a list of things to do in case of emergencies and it’s long. it’s literally the apple terms of service agreement

steve has done about a hundred briefings already but y/n still wakes up in the middle of the night to peter screaming bloody murder next to her

it’s bc steve is standing in the middle of the room with a whiteboard and a 20 slides presentation

y/n just walks up to him, grabs the cap of his markers and throws it out the window, leaving his markers to dry out

steve looks at her in disbelief and deadpans, “some people just want to see the world burn”

the day y/n leaves, bruce shows up with knee pads and a helmet that both look like he got them from the kids’ section

he’s just standing there like “pLs don’t hand in your two weeks’ notice, i’m doing this in the name of LOVE”🧍‍♂‍

tony stumbles into the room with sam and bucky in tow and it’s clear that tony is slightly tipsy when he crushes y/n into a big bear hug

y/n, whispering: “what did you two do?”

sam: “saved your reputation. he wanted to turn you into a bubble wrap burrito”

wanda hugs y/n and makes her promise to stay safe while vision smuggles first aid kits into the jet, easter-egg-style

thor approaches y/n next and he awkwardly hands her a brown bag that contains popsicles and a small ribboned box with a green glitter bracelet in it

the note says, “so you remember me when you die. -loki”

y/n’s heart MELTS

the mission itself isn’t even dangerous and it’s honestly easily done if it weren’t for the 300 people talking in her comm

peter keeps checking in on her and blurts out compliments like being a motivational speaker is his life mission

the compliments just keep getting increasingly weirder bc he’s running out of things to say

“woah angel don’t think i didn’t see that little hop you just did there! magnificent technique!! OUTSTANDING!!!”

y/n turns off her comm but peter simply switches to texting. she blocks him

steve keeps sending her very obscure and oddly specific facts about ducks in an attempt to make y/n respond

she blocks him as well and buys a duck plushie on amazon

y/n is strapped in a harness, being the quietest she’s ever been, when tony hacks into her suit and BLASTS mission impossible through her comm

it proves itself successful tho bc y/n turns on her comm and cusses him out

(the team is relieved)

nat and clint are hiding in the vents and spying on her

they think they’re being slick considering they’re professional Totally Spies™ but y/n knows and now she’s being intentionally careless to irritate them

y/n’s casually strolling down the hall, munching on those popsicles thor gave her when she hears nat hiss, “what is she doing?!”

a few seconds later, she hears them arguing over what they should do and it’s so hard not to laugh

“she’s being reckless, go attack her” “what?” “just do it. but don’t hurt her” “what do you want me to do? tickle her??” “no? thumb war”

(y/n chokes on her popsicle)

she leaves, rounds the corner, and walks straight into sam and bucky who are just? standing there? unmoving?

they’re just hoping that y/n might not see them if they stay still long enough

y/n: “what are you two doing here?!”

them, glancing at the battered food truck across the street that sells oysters and chicken wings: “uh- brunching?”

y/n: “...rats eat better than both of you if this is where you brunch”

but y/n’s done with the mission anyway so they end up getting sodas and a bucket of wings

the latter they use to lure nat and clint out of the vents

they’re sitting in the jet when y/n’s bracelet suddenly slips off and GLOWS

then it goes poof and loki’s standing right in front of them

they’re all gaping at him and loki tries SO hard to act ~cool~ but y/n is just grinning like a fool with tears brimming her eyes

loki, shrugging and staring at the ceiling: “just had to make sure you’re all right. hand me a wing”

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stay hydrated <3

hc masterlist

[justfullofsheehs]

These btches are so funny. Bat ba apektadong apektado kayo sa presence ko ha? When in fact, I never tried to shine naman or brag on your clique way back. Di ko kasalanan na kayo nakaka pansin ng mga gamit ko or make up ko na never ko namang pinagyabang sa inyo lol

When putting me on shame on fb was the only thing they can do, kasi they expect na mapapaiyak nila ko which I never did, is so much desperate. When the sem was still on-going, I would saw them on the campus then I will stare at them pero sila will act like they never saw me kasi we used to be sort-of friends kaya they know pano ko maging kaaway and I know they fear that if I would come after them and ma-caught off guard sila cause they wouldn’t know how to react eh sure mapapahiya sila sakin. I remember when there was this time na I was looking for them to confront (kasi this one minion was not answering my pm to her when I asked her kung may prob sya/ sila saken, not even seen the msg) tapos you know na nagtatago talaga sila cause kapag nakita nila ko on the stairs bigla na lang silang magddisappear so I could not go after them is tickling my heart how coward shit btches they are tapos when I approached them inside the room their leader didnt want to talk to me and sinasabi na magllunch daw sila??? Lol gurl yun reaction nyo non sobrang funny kasi super natatakot kayo and her minions there were acting to minding their own business pero guess what makikita mo magpost and magccomment sa isa’t isa sa fb and twitter feeling almighty and kala mo talagang nadadarag nila ko when in fact ignoring me and parinig at socials were the only best way they can do. Para kang nanunuod ng comedy show sa mga to eh. Joke time always. Silly how your minion look after you so much, and sobrang badass btch yung image mo sa kanila pero when I saw you face to face di ka man lang makapag eye contact? Screams bullshit. Namimili talaga sila ng mga kaya lang nilang itarget and iintimidate and obvsly I ain’t one of em. Their leader even blocked my parents, my boyfriend or even my bestfriends and of course me sa page nya tapos magppost sya ng shit post about me ng naka friends yung audience? Gurl, you think I’m threatened? Kanino moko napahiya? Sa angkan nyo? Dlsud community? Sa mga kabatch natin? Hun, let me enlighten you by saying I never give a damn care. Plus, even if you did that naman, they could still see my stories having fun and partying so sino loser? I wish you posted it public tho, so you’ll know pano hinandle ng tatay ko yung case para napahiya kayo. Pero again you didn’t, cause ofc lakas lakasan kuno ka lang naman talaga. You even made up stories sa mga replies mo sa mga nagccomment sa shit post mo. Nasigawan daw ako ng prof kaya ako nag aattitude which I wasn't naman talaga and pano ko masisigawan sa dept? Get your fact straight gurl. Sa sobrang gusto mong magmukang mas mataas saken, you’ll do desperate move such as telling things that didn’t happen. Poor poor thing — literal.

When that shit didn’t affect our nerves, you be friends with one of the girls na ghinosting ng boyfie ko that you know I rly hate. Kasi nga diba we are sort-of friends way back kaya you guys heard my rants about that ugly thing. Kasi bat di ako maiirita dun? Gurl, di ka maganda which I know you know too, or you are not even to consider a threat sa rel namin kasi diba gurl iniwan ka ni Ren kasi ayaw nya na sayo? Did he ever tried to win you back? Diba hindi? Diba when he still tryna date you, nilalandi nya na yung gurl na classmate nya so sabay kayo? And diba when you are guys dating ikaw yung nagppay para sa food nyo or pati pamasahe pa ata? Diba ikaw pa yung pumunta ng school nila kasi ganon ka kadesperado for ren? Even his college friends told me that. So pano ka magiging threat when he never loved you in the first place? He just dated you for fun, for boredom so gurl use your brain. Who do you think you are??? May sinabi sya sayo? Naniwala ka? If he rly meant those words, sana pinursue ka nya kagaya ng pagppursue nya saken whenever I shut him off my life. The thing that irritates me is the fact that you still tryna get your presence sa buhay nya. I remember checking ren fb bago palang kaming magjowa non tapos when his tropa will comment sa post mo na niyaya ka lumabas, gustong gusto mong isama si ren diba? Always yon. But you never heard anything from me that time. Diba kahit you know that I exist, you still chat just anytime you want feeling still friends with him? Like gurl, alam kong walang pumapansin sayo, nasa aura mo naman and obvious pero puta respeto wala ka? And no matter how many times ren change his phone number diba natatawagan mo parin by asking his tropa about it. Para saan? Tapos I remember when ren made twitter acc which you and I followed each other way back, kung di mo ko talaga iniistalk how would you know he have acc na finallow mo pa kung di mo tinitignan mga nagrreply sa tweets ko? Meron pa ngang instance when you will read convos i tweeted na kahit naka sticker yung other part ng msg dinidig mo pa. Stalker much? Idol moko? Gusto mo autograph? So tell me, are we really dragging you into our fights? Cause obviously dumbass, you the one to put yourself into it. And with that i hope you get back to your senses kung gano ka kadesperado bago ka mag aso samen ng ganyan.

Back to my fake friends being friends with this trying hard, they get her to be one of their minions lol and syempre this dumbass agreed naman cause what to expect sa mga ganyan tao na nagccrave to be one of squad para mapansin. Then this gurl naman made an issue na sinisiraan ko daw sya? First things first. Gurl, are you even real? If sinisiraan mo yung tao that is cause diba you want someone go down? And WHY WOULD I WANT YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU ARE NOT EVEN WAY ABOVE ME OR AT THE SAME LEVEL WITH ME IN THE FIRST FCKING PLACE? Damn, you out of your low iq level mind. And just guess what, for the nth time ren change his number syempre ikaw malandi ka kahit may bf kana tinawagan mo bf ko para umiyak telling him I was making dummies and telling you things. Diba you told him pa nga na isusuplong mo yung case na sinisiraan kita kasi akala mo kakampihan ka nya pero di sya naniwala sayo tapos SABI NG BOYFRIEND KO KUNG TALAGANG TOTOO YON DALHIN NIYONG DALAWA SA KORTE TAPOS IDAMAY MO SYA HANDA SYANG MAKULONG FOR ME and you another coward existing btch told him you didn’t want it go futher than that kasi gurl ineexpect mo lang na sabihin ni Ren na baka nga ako talaga yung gumagawa non but poor you he never bought your make up stories. Tapos ren told me about it, he was even the one told me that you seem to know my fake friends whc we didn’t know that time na minion kana pala nila (you see how your only mutual connection is me and how desperate you guys to force into one to bring me down is so ridiculous and so much effort exerted on) and nung ako na yung tumawag sayo for us to settle your probs with me kasi you are putting my name and assuming me to do you wrong which you keep denying when I was asking you, I was asking your receipts of screenshot pero wala ka namang napakita and wala ka talagang masabi when it was me talking to you diba? Gurl, I specialized analytics. Common logic lang yan which you don’t have. If the msgs you received really affect you and you really have receipts which you can claim that it was rly me cause sabi mo sa msgs sayo the dummy talks about the baby ren and I had, DIBA DAPAT PINASCREENSHOT MO SA MGA FAKE FRIENDS KO YUNG RANT KO SA GC NILA ALSO ME TALKING ABOUT THE BABY WE HAD AND USED IT AGAINST ME AS KATIBAYAN? PLUS BAT OUTSIDE MO GUSTO ISETTLE YUNG CASE WHEN IN ANOTHER FACT, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM STILL ENROLLED TO THE SCHOOL AND MAS MASSETTLE AGAD YUNG CASE IF YOU BROUGHT IT TO SWAFO??? ARE YOU JUST THAT DUMB OR TALAGANG WALA NAMAN KASI TALAGANG GANON THING AND YOU JUST MADE THAT UP KASI GUSTO MONG MASIRA RELASYON NAMIN AND GUSTO MONG MAFEEL ANO FEELING NG MAY HATER KA KUNO???? I think aug pa ko nag iintay dito kasi sa sobrang tanga ng naisip nyang move to know who tf was msging her na itrack yung ip ad lol srsly the most dumbest action i know when there are alot of alternative you can do IF YOU REALLY HAVE THE MONEY whc obv she didn’t have kaya nagppoint lang sya ng tao wtf and even posting it out publicly eh nagmmuka ka ng naghahakot lang ng attention btch, ang lakas pang magsalita kung hangang saan nya kaya dalhin yung prob nya na up until now walang nangyari. Nasan na yabang mo gurl? Can u even afford ba the lawyer huh? Or baka naman you made dumb move as expected and sa mali mo nadala yang kaso mo? Hahahaha ano seek for your leader advice kasi sobrang nakakatawa ka lang sa pinag gagawa mong pagpapansin na kala mo talagang may dadarag sayo. Put you down? Gurl your level is way deeper than hell so bat pa mag eeffort diba? Magpaka bait na lang kayo ng umangat angat naman kayo kahit konti.

You gurls know naman na I am a smart kid. I aced logic and analytics on college so wag nyo ko pinapaandaran ng mga katangahan nyo kasi I can prove na hindi yan totoo— kayang kaya kong tapalan ng truths yung mga butas sa kwento nyo. Nakakatawa na lang talaga yung mga paninira nyo eh. Kasi kapag pinagtapat tayo, walang wala sa itsura ko nasisiraan ko kayo. I never shop at cheap online shops like lazada or shoppee for cheap over run f21 hm clothes. I never have to go to megamall sale para lang bumili ng damit. I never have to wait for black fri sale just to buy make up. I never have to let my bf starves para lang bumili ng fake make up sa baba which is hindi ko gawa gawang kwento cause it’s one of your born-again minion told me that na naawa sya sa bf mo lol. Never did I get lower than 1k allowance a week. I never have to wait any padala from any abroad kamag anak to pay for my tuition fee. I never have to work partime as a crew cause my parents don’t see the need of me working while studying. My bf never let me experience pay for his gas or for our dine out ever since. Hindi ko rin kailangan maging fubu ng guy na kino consider lang ako as friends para ibili lang ako ng sale items sa f21 lol. So guys, anong meron kayo na dapat kong kainggitan? Diba wala? Diba it was you guys writing letters about me going somewhere with my friends, or partying with them almost everyday or even the out of town trips me and my bf have even the school is on going? Wala kayong ganon no? Di keri ng allowance? Kaya ba silantro or buffalo na lang na 300 good for two so wampipti hatian? Or homemade samgyup that is wampipti per head din? Or affording buffets na basta may 1 paying adult free na yung bday celebrant? Hays. Kung alam ko lang na ganon ka-big deal yon sa inyo edi sana I keep you on my ig edi sana you witness also the vacay trips our fam have, shoppings, the casino trips and ticket we getting for our future plans before my graduation? Hays sayang. Mas kaiinggitan nyo yung mga ganaps ko sa life now.

Lord, heal their insecure hearts. Kaya po sila nagkakaron ng mga bad experiences sa life, breakdowns, being in a guy not committed to the thick face minion or a bf na inaundervalue yung overbite teeth minion, I know it’s all cause of their black heart that I wish You turn to a good one po. Kayo na bahala sa mga to, Lord.

[jungnoir]

college boyfriend!minghao;

bless the cutie that requested animal shelter volunteer minghao, i ended up meshing it with another request for college bf!minghao bc i can do whatever i want

sfklasjd jk jk

now, minghao has always had a strong connection with animals

ever since he was a kid, he always just had this intense empathy for animals, so much so that it kind of drove his parents crazy???

like minghao would grieve for hours if he accidentally stepped on a bug, or he’d take a whole hour out of his morning when he knows he has to get to school just to help a momma dog and her pups get somewhere safe away from traffic

i mean the boy just loves animals to death

loves them more than humans tbh

so it’s no surprise that minghao became an avid animal shelter volunteer from high school well into his college career

while his friends like basketball captain seungcheol are immersing themselves in sports or music prodigies vernon and woozi are crazy over creating the next big hits on the radio, minghao is dedicating all of his time to animals

and lots of people think it’s really attractive that he loves animals

so much so that he like,,, gets people’s phone numbers?? just bc he loves animals???

people will literally come up to him like “wowwww minghao it’s so hot that you like,,, care about animals” and minghao is just like ?? thank?

i mean minghao doesn't really care if it’s “hot” or whatnot, he just really likes them

and some of his friends are always pestering him about using it to his advantage to pick up dates and stuff but minghao could literally not care less

drama kid jun happens to love bothering him about this

like one day minghao is on his way from the shelter, about to drop off a pet scorpion for a family friend who had recently purchased one, but had to stop by school to get the notes for one of his classes from jun

and jun always goes on these long tangents about how minghao should spend more time with his own species and how minghao is going to turn into some weird forest dweller that thinks they can “speak bear” before they’re mauled to death and never found again

and usually, minghao wouldn’t really pay jun attention, but that day he’s just really pushing it

and all of a sudden minghao just?? opens the little container for the scorpion and lets it crawl on an unsuspecting jun

and as soon as it stings him jun just goes nuts

and minghao calmly fishes the scorpion off jun’s shoulder while the other boy is freaking the hell out��

and their friend jeonghan is just quietly sitting by, giving minghao a mildly disappointed look like minghao you can’t release scorpions on your friends

and seungcheol just happens to be nearby and when he sees jun screaming, he instantly tunes into Dad Mode and runs over asking what happened

and jun is like “minghao!!! scorpion!! bit me!!!” and before minghao can even try to calmly explain to seungcheol that most scorpions that exist aren’t even poisonous to full grown adults, let alone this one, seungcheol is diving into the bite wound and trying to suck out the venom

so now jun is screaming, jeonghan is shaking his head, seungcheol is sweating like crazy trying to “save jun’s life” and the rest of their friends are virtually unconcerned bc if jun had listened to minghao during one of his many excited info dumps about animals, he’d know that he wasn’t going to die

the moral of the story is: leave xu minghao and his hobbies alone

like if people think it’s cool that’s fine but leave him alone pls

he just wants to hang with the pups and kitties in peace

and of course, as you now know, he’s not just a fan of traditional household pets

he’s also super fascinated in the more... unwanted kind as well

like snakes and tarantulas and scorpions and rats

at one of the animal shelters minghao frequently volunteers at, they have these kinds of animals as well, and while most of the volunteers tend to stay more with the pups and gerbils, he totally doesn’t mind taking care of any and all animals because he really really does love all of them

and it’s the cutest thing bc like, most kids who want those more taboo pets are super insecure when they come to the pet shop to get one, and they feel all weird about wanting one bc i mean, how many kids in 5th grade have a pet centipede

so minghao is always the go-to for this!!

he’ll be so sweet and kind and he makes all animals seem so cool and interesting in their own ways

he even gives the pets cute nicknames to make them appeal more to kiddos

“see this little guy? he’s a scorpion! but i nicknamed him freddie. he kind of looks like a freddie, doesn’t he?”

and the kid is like “aren’t scorpions venomous?” 

so minghao goes all in 

he’s like telling the kid all about the different types of species of scorpions, how there are types whose sting is poisonous, and then there are types whose sting is just a lil painful at best

he explains in great detail what kind of environments they need to stay in, what he should do to keep the pet happy etc etc

and even tho the parents are usually thoroughly freaked out at the thought of bringing these types of animals home, minghao is really good at selling it in the best way possible

people pretty much think he’s a magician with how good he is at changing people’s opinions of certain animals

some people even gave him the nickname snow white for how animals just love and trust him like right off the bat

and minghao is a pretty dedicated volunteer

so dedicated in fact, that one night he gets stuck at the animal shelter after he volunteered to help set up for a massive puppy adoption set for the next day bc a freak storm rolled in out of nowhere

the employee calls and says that they can’t make it because of the rain, and that minghao should wait it out in the break room until it’s safe to drive home

and while most people would be super bummed to be stuck somewhere like that all night, minghao is not

i mean, boy is basically in heaven

he’s sure to be quiet so most of the sleeping animals can stay asleep, but some of the puppies wake when he walks through the front door and they all just start going crazy over him so he has to individually greet each and every pup and try to coax them back to sleep

to no avail of course, they love minghao and wanna play!!

minghao quietly resigns himself to the break room and steals one of the employees’ frozen burritos and throws his feet up on the arm of the couch in there and is just happily chilling, listening to the rain and whatnot

and then he hears something

it’s super faint, and minghao would think nothing of it if he didn’t hear the pups start barking like crazy afterwards

the sound keeps coming, sounding like frantic thumping, and when he inches out to the lobby, he sees through the glass door that there’s a drenched figure banging on the glass, desperate to get out of the crazy rain storm outside

so immediately he rushes over and unlocks the door, pulling whomever was outside in and shutting the door just as quickly, getting some of his face and arms wet in the process

when he manages to fight the wind long enough to get the door closed, he locks it tight and looks over at the person he had saved, slightly irritated

bc who would be this far out this late at night to be stuck in the rain, besides someone who was intentionally headed for the animal shelter???

and then he sees you

your hair is matted to your head and face and you’re absolutely soaked, body shivering from the cold and you’re looking at minghao through your wet hair, almost frightened

he realizes that he’s got quite the scowl on his face so he instead goes for a simple frown, his arms crossed as he looks you over

before you can even say anything though, he’s walking toward the back and muttering something under his breath

and he brushes past you leaving you there, so you're like??? rood

but almost as fast as he left, he’s returning with multiple fluffy towels

he throws one around your shoulders and forces you to hold it with your hands, and then he tosses one over your head to cover your hair, before he motions for you to raise your foot

slowly you do, and he unties and slips off your sneakers, before placing a towel under your bare feet and toweling them dry

“what brings you all the way out here?” minghao inquires, watching as you shyly start patting yourself down over your wet clothes

“uh, well, i was actually supposed to be helping set up for the big puppy adoption tomorrow with ashley and... you” you explain, and minghao narrows his eyes

“how do you know me?” he asks

“we volunteer different hours, but you’re pretty much a celebrity here, you know. your face is all over the shelter’s Facebook page”

minghao suddenly turns red at remembering and he quietly stands again, shoving his hands into his pockets as he looks elsewhere “didn’t you get the text? ashley cancelled since the storm was going crazy”

“no, actually. i was already halfway over when the storm started, and my phone had zero signal. the only reason you probably got it was because you’re linked to the shelter’s wifi”

which,,, is true,,,

minghao feels kinda bad for given you a bit of a cold front so he holds his hand out to you as you towel off your hair, and when he does you kind of just stare at it for a minute like ?? and then he rolls his eyes and grabs your hand to place it in his and starts shaking it

and you’d think he was thoroughly annoyed at you if he wasn’t smiling at you

and, like, wow

his smile is really nice

like imagine looking at a shining prince charming in a fairy tale

or like an angel

that was basically what looking at minghao was like

“i’m minghao, and you?”

and you introduce yourself, before he tells you to come into the back where the pet’s bathrooms are

he takes out one of the sets of extra clothes the shelter has for ,,incidents,, and then tells you to pass him your wet clothes when you were done so he could toss em in the dryer for you

a few minutes later, you walk out of the restroom with a bright yellow tee shirt on that has the shelter’s name printed across it in red letters, and a pair of khakis that are like three times your size and a pair of warm white socks to put on your cold feet

minghao is already seated on top of the dryer with a smirk, holding out a mug of something steaming

and he’s just like “the boss keeps her special tea here. if she mentions something about it missing to you, just blame it on me”

and you smile thankfully and lean against the washer with him and the two of you start drinking and he makes sure to knock the thermostat in the place up a notch so you wouldn’t catch a cold

when you two realize the storm won’t be dying any time soon, you decide to start asking minghao about himself

and usually minghao would kind of keep to himself and not reveal much besides the obvious, being his love for animals

in fact.... when that is actually the obvious, he can’t really think of anything else

the confused look on his face sends you into a fit of giggles and he looks away from you, pretty embarrassed

“it’s okay to mention the animals, minghao”

and suddenly minghao just bursts with excitement okay

like the kid gets so excited and starts talking about literally everything he loves about animals and how he’s always been an avid animal lover since birth

he talks about how there’s really nothing that makes him happier tbh

and he tells you all about how he plans to be a vet in the future and to maybe run his own no-kill shelter

you sit and listen, and i mean it really shocks you how passionate he is but at the same time?? it makes so much sense

like he’s super popular at the shelter so you know quite well what he’s like

everyone always talks about how sweet and caring he is, how much he really loves the animals and his job, and there’s really no one like him

even his nickname is notorious

instead of actual snow white popping into your head these days, all you see is a smiling minghao’s face on the “volunteer of the month” plaque

he’s still going even as you slightly space out, his face literally glowing with happiness as he talks about his favorite things ever

and then he cuts himself off like “d’ya wanna meet angel?”

and you furrow your brows, the name sounding somewhat familiar

minghao ends up leading you into the back of the pet store where the reptiles and such reside, and then you come across this beautiful rosy boa

and minghao smiles and leans near the glass, looking back at you with that same fond smile like “isn’t she a beauty? this is angel, a very docile snake species”

and you smile at angel, making sure to keep your distance as to not make too much noise to startle her, and then suddenly minghao is like “would you like to hold her? i do all the time, and she’s very calm. i understand if you’re not really into that-” but you’re already holding out your hands with a ready smile, and part of minghao’s apprehensive nature melts

you let angel sit in your hands, and while the feeling is quite strange and foreign (as you usually keep toward the felines, canines and rodents), the experience is awfully nice

and something about minghao’s soft voice as he instructs you how to hold her is just so sweet and endearing that any fears you had of handling a snake fly right out of the window

after that, he sets her back in her case and turns to one of the windows, seeing the water still beating rapidly outside

so he leads you to the couch in the break room and you guys flip on the tv in there, and while the cable is out, there’s a dvd player with a few movies workers have leftover

minghao pops in a random disney animated movie and you two just sit and laugh and watch together, practically unbothered by your situation

it isn’t until morning that the rain actually does let up, and when it does, you’re woken up rather,,,, strangely

your initial thought is that you’re warm and comfortable and you don’t really think much about it

until you feel a long arm constrict around your waist and your eyes shoot open

you soon realize that you and minghao had fallen asleep on the couch together, bodies wrapped in each other to keep warm throughout the night, and he’s currently quietly snoring against your hair, unaware of your position

your eyes fly open and you’re so shocked that you yell, instantly waking minghao up and effectively knocking him off the couch

you scream again when you realize he’s fallen, but almost immediately he places a hand over your mouth using his other to place a finger at his lips to shush you

“don’t scream... it freaks out the animals” he whispers, still half asleep

“i’m sorry, we were just... kind of cuddling and i was surprised and-” “sorry about that, you looked cold”

your heart is beating like a goddamn 808 drum at this moment

he cuddled you?? voluntarily? because you looked cold???? he cared???

he quietly sits up and laughs a little, rubbing the back of his head when he sees the morning sunlight coming in through the windows, and he shrugs, “guess that storm finally went away. we still have a few hours until ashley’ll get here to set up with us. do you wanna go change into your old clothes now so she doesn’t assume anything?” 

!!!!!!

“what exactly would she assume?” you ask, raising an eyebrow sassily, and minghao realizes exactly what he’s said because he immediately flushes, mumbling “never mind” under his breath

“it’s okay minghao,” you laugh, leaning back into the couch, chancing a glance at him as he rubs the sleep out of his eyes, “it wouldn’t bother me much if anyone assumed anything”

it seems like you’re competing against minghao himself to see who can embarrass him more

he tries to shoot back something smart so he’s like “yeah? well me neither!!” 

but... hao... that’s not really,,, a clap back

you kinda just admitted you wouldn’t mind if someone thought you two were together

and now you both are just kinda staring in opposite directions in silence, trying to figure out what the hell just went on in here on this day

but finally you get up to change and minghao decides he’ll get to work with some of the animals a few hours early, setting out food and things and helping you pick up after the animals

the rest of the day goes fairly well, and by the time you guys have to part ways, a lot of puppies have been adopted

you end up having to leave first bc of an exam, so you tell the others you’ve gotta jet and they all wish you luck

and you’re like halfway to your car when you hear someone call your name

and you recognize it as minghao, so you turn really fast, thinking maybe you forgot something

but then he’s shoving something into your hand and kind of avoiding your eyes, whispering a quiet “good luck on your test” before he darts back inside

you don’t see that it’s a paper with minghao’s number on it until you get into the driver’s seat of your car, and cutely scribbled underneath is a lil note from him

if you ever feel like getting trapped in an animal shelter with a snake loving dork like me again, let me know? - minghao

and you sure as hell do :)

you and minghao go on your first few unofficially official dates, starting with trips to the movies or going out to some new cool place to eat together

when he poses the idea that you two should go to the carnival in town, you don’t turn him down

he’s suuuuuper competitive, you learn this when he asks if you want him to win you a ryan plushie in a balloon popping game and suddenly it’s like half an hour later and he’s still going at it

but finally, he wins it :D

he’s so proud of himself, even tho he’s slightly sweaty and his arm hurts from the constant throwing, but he’s glad he got you what you wanted

and let’s be honest, it was really cute seeing him try so hard to impress you and get the bear

in the time that he had taken to get it, you had gotten lemon slushies and were now munching on corndogs together, watching the sunset with your plushie in your lap and a content smile on your face

the night was slowly coming to a quiet end, so minghao suggests that you guys at least get one more ride in before you go home

and of course,,, you just had to pick the ferris wheel

minghao wonders how it’ll feel to be so high up with you and just you, and even though his nerves get to him, he still follows you into a carriage and tries to ignore the knowing look the old man manning the thing gives the both of you as he closes the doors and reads off the rules

you’re kind of bouncing in your seat in excitement with the ryan seated next to you cutely, your arm thrown around it like he’s your boyfriend

and minghao oddly feels jealous of the yellow teddy

he feels like a third wheel, sitting on the other side of the carriage :p

once the thing gets kinda high in the sky, you look out over the carnival and the sky is finally dark enough for you to see the stars

and you’re pointing at a few and you just look so excited

suddenly minghao is yanking the teddy from the spot beside you and settling in next to you, putting ryan on the other side with his face down on the seat

you’re so startled by the sudden rocking of the carriage that you don’t notice minghao quietly slinking his arm behind you, trying to look as nonchalant as possible

but when you feel his hand brushing the strands of your hair from behind you, your smile overtakes your face and you lean into minghao, eyes alight with mischief

“were you getting jealous, minghao?”

“jealous?? of a teddy bear? psshhhhhh. phsshhhshshs. PSHHHHHHH”

but inside he is internally screaming 🚨🚨🚨

so you just as quietly link your arm around his waist and pull him a lil closer, making him all the more nervous

and then you lean over to peck his cheek, the confidence you got from seeing him so flustered blinding your rationale

but you miscalculate

and minghao turns to see exactly what the hell you think you’re about to do right as your lips touch his

when you realize what you’ve come in contact with is not, in fact, the skin of his cheek, you’re about to pull away

but minghao knows now is better than never, and he presses into you before you get away, making you squeak in surprise

the arm around you holds you close while the other comes up so his hand is resting on your cheek lovingly, holding you there so he can really kiss you

and you’re not complaining ofc

you two stay relatively still until he finally pulls away, eyes blown wide

you don’t even realize the ride has ended and the workers are waiting for you two to get out so the next pair can get on

you look past minghao with a sheepish smile and quickly grab your ryan’s (and minghao’s) hand before quickly scuttling off the ride

minghao is silently trailing after you as you both start to leave the carnival, but his hand is still tightly holding yours in fear of losing you (even tho the crowds are thinning out by now?? hmm)

when you two finally get to his car, he releases your hand, along with a stream of words that sound like “imreallysorryikissedyouthatwasprobablyreallyawkward”

“to be honest... i was gonna kiss you first, but i thought i had made you pretty flustered for one night alone” you admit, smirking at him as you lean against his car

his eyes widen just a lil before he playfully smacks ryan who you’re currently holding against your chest with a smile, “...you’re so mean”

now tbh, no one really thought they’d see the day when minghao got a significant other

jun was especially Shook

even seungcheol hit the group chat up like “i honestly didn’t think he could love anything more than animals??” with a chorus of “same”’s right after

all of his friends desperately want to meet you like they literally refuse to go without meeting the girl that managed to steal evil lil minghao’s heart 

in truth, minghao isn’t all that mean?? of course he acts cold but he’s like... tsundere

he’ll pretend he doesn’t care but you bet your ass he cares a whole lot and is probably losing sleep over if you passed your latest exam or if you got the job you really wanted

and then when you tell him all went well he’ll be like “duh of course. i knew that from the start lol”

internal minghao: i love you so much with my whole mf heart and i’m so proud of you for doing well and achieving your dreams please understand this subtext as i continue to smolder

you two start changing your volunteer hours to run into each other but only minghao won’t admit it??

like if you show up a lil early and run into him you’re always like “i came to see you!!” you know, very explicitly

but he refuses (absolutely refuses) to admit to anything. ever.

mingaho: *deliberately stays behind a whole hour and a half longer than he really needs to and sees you walk in* oh wow lol stalker what are you doing here so early

you: i know you did this intentionally, minghao

minghao: *sweats*

minghao starts teaching you how to care for the more unorthodox pets and he finds it so cute how sometimes you’re all for it and other times you outright refuse *cough* tarantulas *cough*

he thinks it’s adorable tho bc you’re obviously trying to bond with the animals but the visible discomfort is just so prevalent that he decides to relieve you of your misery

i feel like i need to express one last thing

minghao is truly, truly so glad he met you

he wholeheartedly believes that he would’ve never met someone who understands him like you do

and it’s pretty presumptuous but he honestly doesn’t care, because it’s really how he feels about you

you’re very special to him and you treat him like a best friend but there’s no lack of romance either 

you love animals just as much as he does, and it makes him feel pretty great having someone like you in his corner

so next time he teases you or pretends he’s not worried about you, just know that xu minghao is the biggest mush, especially for you

[kimchichigay]

first love with jaemin

dO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING BEING NA JAEMIN’S FIRST LOVE AND HIM BEING YOURS MY HEArT alright before we start this is my first time making something like this so pls be patient with me

• ok this twerp would definitely be the kind to slyly drop a lot of subtle but not so subtle hints that he likes you before y'all started dating

• hints as in I’m talking about lOTS OF SKINSHIP AND BEING SUPER CLOSE AND INTIMATE WITH ONE ANOTHER BUT IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF INTIMACY dONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST YA NASTY

• like for example he’ll tuck your hair to the back of your ears like its nothing and then flashing you his million dollar smile

• or him telling you some cringey pick up line that is worth punching his beautiful face for poor chenle nearly threw up his lunch when he overheard you both

• BUT WHEN HE FINALLY THINKS ITS ABOUT TIME TO CONFESS HIS FEELINGS PROPERLY HE’LL BE THE CLUMSIEST LIL SHIT EVER

• HE BE TRIPPING OVER HIS OWN FEET AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO YOU OR EVEN FALLING FACE FLAT oN FHE GROUND POOR BABY

• HE STILL TRIES TO BE COOL THO

• donghyuck, jeno and chenle makes sure to film everything down and probably make a meme out of his mishaps

• mark and renjun are probably just there for emotional support

• he’ll probably begin by wiping his sweaty (ew) palms on his trousers and nervously clearing his throat cORNY I KNOW

• you will most probably be like ??!??? at first but then you realise what was going on the second you saw the trash can moved behind jaemin. you knew this was bound to happen so you secretly kept it inside of you knowing too damn well jaemin will appreciate it if you pretend not to know anything for his sake

• this hopeless romantic smh

• “ok so y/n there’s this thing I’ve been trying to tell you all along. this may sound ridiculous but this takes so much courage from the bottom of my heart and the strength of jaehyun and yuta hyung’s fist to knock some senses into me. and if I don’t do this now johnny and ten hyung are going to call me a wimp and I have to buy them pizza later because I proved their point. I–”

• but who the hell said you were good @ keeping your mouth and excitement shut you can’t stand the tension anymore too either so lmaO

• “I like you too jaemin.”

• “pls do not interrupt me y/n”

• before he could say the three little words he’s been dying to say, he took a deep breath but stopped half way, opening his half lid eyes widely after his mind was able to process

• “wait what”

• “SHE SAID SHE LIKES YOU DUMBASS”

• “SHUT THE HELL UP DONGHYUCK”

• “can I come out now???” jisung’s head pops out of the bushes

• long story short jaemin was finally able to claim your heart that day and jisung got ant bites from hiding in the bushes for too long with the bouquet of flowers jaemin planned to give you after his confession

• the dream unit with the exception of jaemin also found their new source of entertainment from the video they got that day

• NOW DATING JAEMIN YES LETS GO ONTO THE DEETS

• NA JAEMIN IS DEFINITELY THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND WHO WOULD SPOIL YOU WHENEVER

• he’ll get you small lil gifts of whatever reminds you of him

• that hair clip??? ITS CUTE BUY IT FOR Y/N that necklace?? A MUST BUY !! THAT LIMITED EDITION PIKACHU DOLL?? SCREW THAT VIDEO GAME WINWIN HYUNG WANTED HE CAN LIVE WITHOUT LIKE HE DID FOR THE PAST 19 YEARS

• he’d even turn up at your house at 2am with fried chicken if you text him at night saying you’re hungry GOALS YALL

• HES ALSO KIND OF LOWKEY LIKE YOUR 2ND MOM LMAO

• I call him dropping by your classroom during snack breaks/lunch breaks with food with him, knowing so damn well about your horrible habit of skipping on your meals

• he would force you to eat with him or at least take a few bites from the food he specially prepared/bought for you

• cOUGHS HE ONLY BOUGHT/PREPARED YOUR FAVOURITES COUGHS

• and didn’t he say he enjoys cooking in the dorm too?? imAGINE HIS HOME COOKED FOOD MADE WITH HIS LOVE

• I’m crying blood

• AND IF YOU REFUSE IM 999999% SURE HE’LL FEED YOU PERSONALLY

• “say ahh, y/n”

• “jaemin I said I’m not hungry”

• “stop lying through your food deprived mouth and eat!!!”

• “jAEMIN!!”

• “LISTEN IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU FINISH THIS LUNCH BOX”

• JAEMIN WOULD ALSO BE KINDA PROTECTIVE BUT NOT CRAZY PROTECTIVE YKNOW

• HE’LL ALWAYS CHECK ON YOU IN BETWEEN TOILET BREAKS BY WALKING PASS YOUR CLASS AND TRYING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

• AND THE SMILE OH NY GSKDNDN THAT SHEEPISH SMILE HE’LL GIVE YOU WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO GO AWAY IN EMBARRASSMENT JSNNDKEBXOEKE

• but lbr it’s either that really cute BF material kind of smile he be giving you through the window or that weird derpy smile he always has when he’s being dumb

• either way you’re embarrassed by this goofball

• and to add on to your embarrassment, he knows that some of your classmates may be watching the two of you so he’d blow kisses/make kissy faces at you

• he just absolutely loves to see you blush because it’s just so cute to him and he loves cute things especially you you’re his favorite cute thing and he wants to keep you by his side forever

• FIRST KISS YES

• YOU CAN NOT FORGET ABOUT FIRST KISS

• AND yALL KISS ON YOUR FIRST DATE TOO OMG SO IMA INCORPORATE BOTH PLS BE PATIENT WITH ME YALL

• because jaemin has been receiving lessons from his hyungs on dating it isn’t surprising that he brought you to the movies on your first date not because it highly suggested by his hyungs…

• you both agreed to meet outside the movie theatre and he was there an hour early and boy was he nervous as heck

• the older members were also there for a little while to prep him up aw how supportive

• sO after giving him half an hour long of prep talk and re-styling his hair (for running through them anxiously mULTIPLE OF TIME) ITS FINALLY TIME

• YOU TURNED UP RIGHT ON TIME AND YOU SAW HIM STANDING THERE OUTSIDE DAZING OFF INTO THE DISTANT

• HE LOOKS SO GOOD JUST STANDING THERE AND YOURE LIKE ‘tF HO W IN THE WORLD DID I END UP WITH HIM BLESS’

• pls excuse me for a moment here oh my god na jaemin is seriously one of the most attractive 16 years olds I’ve ever seen f U CK CALMD DJOWN

• ok lets get back

• IT WAS THEN YOU START TO FEEL THAT WEIRD FEELING IN THE STOMACH LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO THROW UP FROM THE NERVOUSNESS AND ANXIETY BUILDING UP INSIDE YOU

• BUT YOU STILL APPROACHED HIM ANYWAYS FROM BEHIND AND WHEN YOU FINALLY REACH HIM YOU GAVE HIM A LITTLE TAP ON HIS SHOULDERS

• POOR BOY WAS SO STARTLED HE JUMPED A FEW FEET IN THE AIR jk I was just exaggerating

• bUT STILL

• AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND HIS JAW JUST DROPS THE MOMENT HE LAID HIS EYES ON YOU MAKING YOU BLUSH AND SHIT AND YOU COULDNT LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES GOD DAMNIT SHDBNDSKDN

• SEEING HOW SHY AND EMBARRASSED YOU ARE BY HIM AND HE JUST LOVES SEEING YOU LIKE THIS ,, YOU BET MY LAST $3 THAT HE’D TEASE THE HECK OUT OF YOU

• “aigoo, my beautiful girlfriend looks even more beautiful than usual tonight. did you dress up especially for me?”

• I want to kms

• you’d just smack his arm and walk away, trying to hide your face. “let’s go buy the tickets before the show starts, you twerp…”

• the smile on his face would just become wider and he’d catch up with you, naturally reaching out for your hand and intertwining them together

• where the fuck did that nervous dipshit go and where the fuck did he find such confidence to become such a cheesy little shit

• jaemin also bought popcorn and drinks for the both of you and being the cheesy lil shit insist y'all share the drink with two straws while giving the excuse “i wouldnt be able to finish mine if we bought two” 

 • “I can buy my share myself” 

 • “nonono it’s too late for that now the movie is about to start and the line for the snacks is now really long lets go babe you don’t wanna miss out the beginning of the movie”

 • he holds your hand and leads you both inside the theatre and to your seats • “what are we watching again” 

 • “the conjuring 2” 

 • TOTALLY NOT TEN AND JOHNNY’S SUGGESTION 

 • “hmm,, ok… wAIT WHAT” 

 • you stared at him wide eyed and jaemin suddenly looked remorseful and he regrets everything especially listening to his hyungs who probably learnt all their “techniques” and “moves” from watching too much corny chick flick and kdrama 

 • “sorry, I should’ve asked you. do you want to leave right now? I can get tickets to see another movie.” 

 • THIS BOY IS LEGIT READY TO GET UP AND GET YOU TICKETS TO WATCH ZOOTOPIA IN THE THEATRE NEXT DOOR 

 • HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU 

 • but your cheapskate ass just grabs him and pulled him back down in his seat but not letting go of his hand 

 • “its fine jaemin, ive seen the trailer and my friends say it’s pretty good. let’s enjoy this movie shall we? haha.”

• though your face say yes but heart say no, jaemin was reluctant but eventually decided to sit back down when the lights went off

• “but if the movie gets too scary and you dont feel like watching it anymore you can always tell me, ok y/n? we could have dinner early or something, i’ll bring you some place nice.”

• instead of watching in the beginning of the movie, jaemin was watching you the entire time with a stupid smile of his face despite worrying over the fact that you might be scarred for life

• eventually you caught him and you had to forcefully make him stare ahead at the big screen instead. at first he was pretending but soon enough he was immersed in it

• this dipshit istg

• when the climax of the movie came, you knew what was going to happen and you immediately grabbed jaemin’s hand while following your instincts and hid behind his shoulder

• he was caught off guard at first lmao since he was too immersed in the movie that he nearly forgot that hes on a date 

• after realising you had grabbed his hand and possibly squeeze it for as long as the climax part of the movie lasted, he blushed and tries to bite back a smile from forming on his face

• and when he turned to look at you, seeing that you’ve curled up in the seat, ears covered with your other hand and eyes squeezed shut, he was this close into melting into a puddle of goo because you looked so cute and squishy and he just wants to hold you 

• and he did 

• i am trying not to scream as i type this 

• he skillfully wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pulled you into his embrace, stroking your hair as he teases you “aigoo my big baby i told you we should’ve watched something else instead.”

• you both went on to watch the movie like that, you clinging onto him like your life depended on it and him enjoying every second of it and lowkey wishes the movie to be longer

• when the creepy music in the background began to play as the second climax arrive, you were already gripping onto jaemin’s arm. being the perfect boyfriend material he is, he covered your ears. (BASICALLY JUST LIKE THE WAY SUNGJAE DID TO JOYIN WGM WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING A MOVIE I MISS THEM SO MUCH)

• but as soon as it was over (after all that exorcism and shit and everything becomes brighter), you’ll just look up and blush in embarrassment cos jaemin was staring back at you with a smug look on his face tHIS LITTL E SHIT

• you also notice that there are red marks on his arm from where you were grabbing him so you gasped and began apologizing for nearly tearing his arm apart during the movie while gently stroking his arm while rambling on and on about how sorry you are and also complimenting how he’s practically hairless 

• apparently you were rambling on too much that he couldn’t take it??? not in a bad wAY BUT it wasn’t just your rambles that was driving him crazy 

• it was your moving lips

• yes LiPSSSS gIRL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

• YOU GUESSED IT

• he kissed you 

• to shut you up 

• and to also finally man up and kiss you like how he should’ve 3 weeks ago when you both started dating

• mmMm gotta get me a guy like jaemin A++

• you were too stunned to kiss him back so you just stared at him wide eyed when he pulled away

• “i-what-huh-wait, jaemin-what-” you poor confused child

• “how did you know peach was my favorite flavor.” he wipes the corner of his lips as he said that with a shit eating grin, causing you to turn crimson.

• “what are you kids still doing here? the movie is over; leave.” 

• whoops 

• so basically that was how jaemin found his confidence and that was just only the beginning of this cute relationship and he just adores the heck out of you and loves you to bits you guys are practially engaged in his head and he hopes that not only you’ll be his first love you’ll also be his last iTSNT THAT THE CUTEST THING EVER

• i am crying blooODdd i hope you guys enjoyed this like how i enjoyed torturing myself ㅠㅠ