#screaming Kunikida can’t live

[bigender-cowboy]

I TOLD MY PARTNER KUNIKIDA DIED BECAUSE I STARTED CRYING AND I SAID MAYBE HES JUST SOMEWHERE IN THE SPACE TIME SHIT AND MY PARTNER SAID TRUST ITS JUST TANAZAKI USING HIS ABILITY WE’RE DELUSIONAL WE’RE INSANE BUT MY LITTLE GUY CANT BE FUCKING DEAD HE ISNT PLEASE THIS IS THE COCKROACH SERIES FOR A REASON BRO LET HIM LIVE

[tender-rosiey]

hiii! can i request for fyodor, dazai, and ranpo hcs about "the romantic things they would do to win your heart" ty!

“I WANT YOUR LOVE”

— how dazai, fyodor and chuuya try to win your heart

a/n: i went through the five stages of grief writing this UHOFHO also sorry I didn't include ranpo; I hope you like it nonetheless <3 up next is husband!sukuna

OSAMU DAZAI:

so, I wouldn’t say extravagant BUT I would say that it is pretty loud

like gives you a huge bouquet in front of literally everyone kind of loud

also literally shouts your name whenever he sees you, “AHH BELLADONNA, MY BEAUTIFUL Y/N HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK TODAY!”

the way he brightens up in your presence is also so obvious like eugh take your lovesick self away bro

he also has a special sixth sense that tells him that you’re close by

when he does get to you, he literally showers you with affection

also, you know when he ditches meetings? he would literally attend them just to be with you, if you’re there that is

same case is when he is running away from kunikida, my man chooses to live his last moments gazing at your beauty and then happily suffer kunikida’s wrath

exhibit a:

“atsushi, have you seen dazai?” kunikida asked as he and atsushi patrolled the streets.

atsushi shook his head, but quickly went to get you, who was busy finishing the taiyaki you got as a treat for yourself after a day of hard work.

however, looks like this travail won’t end so you look up at both of them and tilt your head lightly, “do you guys need something?”

atsushi doesn’t answer, but instead inhales deeply and screams, “DAZAI-SAN, Y/N IS HERE!” which you could bet that the entirety of the city heard.

it’s quiet for a while, but then you hear the sound of rapid steps and panting. the moment you look back, you’re tackled by the bandaged man who merely chirps a happy ‘belladonna!’ as the both of you land on the ground.

“here he is, kunikida-san,” atsushi says with a smile and kunikida nods thoughtfully then proceeds to scribble something in his notebook.

you do hear, amidst getting yourself squashed in a hug by dazai, kunikida mumbling something along the lines of “scream ‘y/n is here’ so dazai can appear”.

he literally doesn’t try to hide it, but that’s like in the very beginning of him falling for you

when he realizes that ‘crap it's serious’ and that he really did fall for someone

I feel like his way of trying to win your heart will change to be much more intimate and quieter

like he is still loud and chaotic on daily basis, of course

but you will find yourself sharing a lot of quiet moments where you just bask in each other’s presence

he gets protective as well, but like people can tell he IS being protective, but YOU can’t

not because you’re dumb, oblivious or anything, it’s just that dazai doesn’t want to make you feel like your relationship changed and low-key doesn’t want to make it awkward

a protective that makes you go ‘what’s wrong with dazai’ and makes the other person go ‘I need to run’

I also see him still getting you bouquets, but they will be accompanied with small notes

they could be like the following:

“you are so beautiful that I swoon for you.”

“I hope your day was as lovely as you are.”

“how can someone be this effortlessly gorgeous?”

of course, they still include comical ones

“I accidentally knocked the tomato soup on kunikida’s pants yesterday, and his face was as red as said soup from anger. you could say that ‘the time of the month’ was a bit harsh on him ;)”

I also feel like he will try to initiate conversations a lot more (idk how because like y’all already talked A LOT)

It’s just that he becomes curious about what you think of everything and purely wants to know more about you, your views in life and whatnot

you could be talking about the silliest things and he would still be so interested and fully indulge you

I see him also sharing with you places with beautiful scenery that he often goes to; it’s just so intimate and he WANTS to make you know that you’re special

he jokes and still flirts loudly, but there are quiet moments because he wants you to understand that you having a hold on his heart is no joke

FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY:

hm, it’s been a while since I wrote for him

so remember how I said dazai is kind of subtle in showing his genuine interest?

well, with fyodor you can’t even tell whether he changed or not

it’s just a normal everyday fyodor

BUT there some stuff he does extra

he gets protective, but just a little

so before, he used to glare at anyone who gets near you to hurt you which makes them quickly stop in their tracks, now he just instantly grabs their hand and threatens to kill them

another thing I see him doing is like taking you to places that he finds amusement in or like enjoys lol

that’s to show you off or show you a part of him in a more obvious way

he wants to show you his interests and see if they appeal to you as well or not

if they don’t then fak you, I mean then it’s fine cause variety is key

“fyodor.”

“yes?”

“couldn’t we go to a more entertaining place?” you inquire as you sip your drink and stare at the man who got you here in the first place.

fyodor smirks lightly, “whatever do you mean? this is highly entertaining.”

“1 year olds eating chess pieces is not my kind of entertainment, but okay.”

literally does stuff like this for giggles and his actual entertainment

loves messing with you but like lowkey

I also see him starting to compliment you more, like just smol compliments and sometimes you even have to read between the lines to get it

but sometimes he doesn’t even try to hide it

like nikolai could be doing god knows what, but just know it’s chaotic and sigma is trying to stop him but it just results in more chaos

and fyodor would just sigh and say something along the lines of “truly, an intelligence similar to y/n’s must be hard to achieve especially for you two.”

nikolai just laughs a laugh that screams bro stfu

sigma is just offend cause like why insult me while flirting with y/n?? tf did I do???

I also think that he will be more recognizing or acknowledging of your talents?

like with fyodor, I think the biggest sign of him liking you is accepting you as an equal and not treating you as a pawn or someone less than him

exhibit a:

“fyodor, shouldn’t this arrangement be discussed without someone like her present?” the man sneers as he looks you up and down, “she doesn’t seem trustworthy nor intelligent enough to keep up with our conversations.”

you hold back from responding and merely look at fyodor, who looks at the man in silence. he clears his throat lightly after he sips some tea and speaks up, “my apologies, but if anyone lacks in intelligence then it’s certainly you.”

both your eyes and the man’s widen at fyodor’s reply; the man is angered and he stands up abruptly, “how dare you say that?! It is more than obvious that I possess more intelligence than your subordinate here!”

fyodor raises an eyebrow in inquiry, “who said that she is my subordinate?”

the man is confused, and so are you, but fyodor pays no mind as he continues, “about the trust part, the only reason you’re going to do your end of the deal is because of the information I hold against you,” a smirk takes its place on fyodor’s lips, “meanwhile, her, I can give her a knife and she wouldn’t stab me, even in a million years.”

lmao if that ain’t down bad and blindly in love then idk

also, as we all must’ve guessed: he is pretty classic in terms of ‘flirting’ with you

but I do see him gifting you a rose of some sort and saying a smartass line like “even with its thorns, the rose is considered a sign of love and romance; is that to imply the hardships that come with loving someone?—“

boy shut yo ass and give me the damn flower

CHUUYA NAKAHARA:

chuuya is someone really honest so I think he will be really obvious and clear about wanting to win your heart

albeit a bit on the tsundere side sometimes but oh well

it’s still a lot more open that the others I have mentioned and feels very genuine

I also believe that he would want you to know that he likes you

plus I don’t think he can hide it well anyway

so he gets teased by everyone along with yourself

“ooo, who caught the heart of our badass mafia executive?”

and he would just grumble, “wow, i wonder who.”

of course, it’s a given that he would buy you souvenirs and gifts cause HEYYYY YOU DESERVE THE BEST

exhibit a:

“y/n, I need to give you something!”

you perk up at the voice and smile at chuuya, “yeah?”

he looks you in the eye for a moment before grumbling, face a soft hue of pink, and getting out the gift he got and placing it on your desk.

“aww, chuuya, you shouldn’t have!”

he crosses his arms and looks to the side, cheeks burning slightly, “yeah yeah, but I wanted to get you something.”

the smile never leaves your face and instead gets bigger as you see what’s inside. the thing about chuuya’s gifts is that they are always thoughtful.

“do you…like it?” you hear him mumble softly and just to hug him tightly.

“thank you so much! it’s amazing! I really love it!”

he stumbles over his words before yelling, obviously flustered, “t-that’s good! but you don’t have to hug me!”

“you don’t want me to?” you ask, slightly sad and chuuya wants to kick himself for making you like that.

“I DIDN’T SAY THAT EITHER!”

lmao, I love the guy

when you guys do get into a relationship, he is a lot less shy and open for affection but we are still not there yet hehe

something to add is that he also loves taking you anywhere you like

like either drive you there with his very cool motorcycle or you guys hanging out at some place

and like the places are…very extravagant to say the least

“so what do you think of the place?”

“chuuya, the walls are painted gold.”

“and?”

“chuuya, the fountain is dripping gold.”

“you don’t deserve anything less.”

Idk about you guys but I also think chuuya is a huge tease when he wants just not as horribly or as big as dazai

like just light teasing in general but it’s still so flustering; they’re things like:

“did the doll forget her keys again?”

“poor baby, want me to kiss it for you?” (but a lot less derogatory than when he said it to dazai 🤡; he really does want to kiss the pain away for you <33)

chuuya is rather protective by default so I feel like that won’t change, maybe amplified? but you can’t tell the difference because chuuya was always willing to beat some ass anyway

I see him being pretty attentive to your needs as well

like he has a bottle of water for you ready and maybe some food along with any personal essentials. he is a little grumpy when giving it to you, but it’s just to mask how nervous he is because of your smile

another thing, i think he does is write you letters

and they most of the time have poems? since you had told him about how he somehow (he did take offense to the word) has a good way with words

he also loves getting praised by you so it’s worth it even if it makes him a bit shy

now to end this on a cute note, the beginning phase of his confession included one of his poems accompanied with a rose

and its last lines were:

“once I believed love poems were foolish yet now I do nothing but dream about love”

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[littencloud9]

hi, sending you more cuz i can <3

if you want to attempt jouzai..... jouzai + past crimes

and/or

kunichuuzai + ocean

HELLO!!! jouzai are so bad for each other i love it. hope i did your sillies justice bc WHAT is going on with them

—

Out of all the crimes Jouno has committed throughout his life, Dazai is the worst of them all.

A crime list taller than he is, an ex-Port Mafia Executive (sure, he isn’t anymore, but the fact that he escaped and lived to tell the tale speaks a thousand words), and devious intent that rivals Jouno himself. He is an amalgamation of the worst traits Jouno offers, and falling for him is like falling back into habits he had long swore out of.

It’s like facing a mirror of his younger self, hollow and wandering, searching for something to fill the void.

Despite his title, Jouno is not justice reincarnated. His friends, loyal and fearsome and kind, are better suited for that title. They don’t feel that spark of pleasure when listening to someone’s agonised screams. They weren’t stuck in a cruel and heartless criminal organisation before joining the Hunting Dogs like he was.

They aren’t pressing Dazai Osamu against the wall of their house, fingers wrapped around his wrists, lips inches apart.

Jouno is hyperaware of the distance between them. Normally, being so close to someone is utterly unbearable. A dust’s natural response to being disturbed is to disperse, after all, and Jouno’s body reacts no differently.

But with Dazai under his skin, No Longer Human taking its effect, he doesn’t feel that prickle of discomfort anymore. Instead, Jouno wants to bring him closer than ever.

“You’re taking awfully long, Jouno-san,” Dazai whispers. His breath fans over his lips. Jouno wants more. “I’m starting to think you just wanted to arrest me all over again.”

“I do,” Jouno replies, gripping Dazai’s wrists tighter. The way his fingers encircle his bones, as if to mimic a pair of handcuffs, only serves to prove his point further.

“Well? Go on then. Bring justice to the world, dog.”

Their lips crash together as Jouno hisses at him to shut up. He presses closer, leaving no gap for air between their bodies.

Justice, Jouno thinks. Is this what salvation feels like?

—

kunichuuzai!!! i love them so much. have some ✨ Pondering ✨

—

Kunikida despises the colour blue.

It doesn’t matter what shade it is. Perwinkle blue, navy, cerulean… They all remind him of that wretched case, one where he had to confront what it means to be idealistic—what it means to be himself.

It’s difficult to admit, but seeing a blue scarf still makes him tense up, even when he knows it can’t hurt him.

Though, recently, Kunikida finds that blue might not be such a horrible colour anymore.

He watches Dazai chase Chuuya around the edge of the shore, a water gun in his hands. Chuuya screeches bloody murder, kicking up waves and waves of water and splashing it towards Dazai in an attempt to throw him off. The sun shines down on them, not too hot, but just a gentle glow that lights up their silhouettes.

Under the sparkling sun, the ocean glitters. Kunikida sits under the umbrella he’s set up for himself, his eyes following his partners with every step they take.

They’re beautiful.

His finger brushes against something in the sand. When he looks down, he sees the button Dazai always wears on his tie. He picks it up, rubbing the surface with the fabric of his tank top.

The button gleams a sweet shade of turquoise.

He stares at it, eyes softening. This shade of blue is nice. It reminds him of warm showers and slow dancing in the rain and tight hugs after a long day. When he holds it in his hands like this, he can still feel the heavy thump of a heartbeat, strong and comforting.

“Kunikida!”

Kunikida looks up, gasping when a flurry of red whizzes towards him. Chuuya crashes into him with enough strength to knock him over, and Kunikida falls onto his back with a grunt.

“Oi! That’s cheating!” Dazai whines from afar. “You can’t use gravity to run away!”

Dazai still has his feet in the water, waving his arms around dramatically as he complains. Chuuya ignores him, pushing themself up on their arms, grinning down at Kunikida.

“Thanks for catching me,” they say. Their hair drips with seawater, landing onto Kunikida’s cheeks with a quiet splat.

He looks up at Chuuya, staring into their eyes. Full of life and power and adoration, and so, so blue. Kunikida gets lost in that sapphire gaze, drowning as if he was looking into a whirlpool instead of the ocean.

“Chuuya!” Dazai yells, finally breaking Kunikida out of his stupor. “Stop flirting with Kunikida-kun!”

“Hah?!” Chuuya’s cheeks flush, but they leap up, dashing back towards him. Kunikida watches them go and bodyslam into Dazai, sending them both tumbling with a splash.

His heart jumps unsteadily as he holds the button tighter in his palm.

Maybe blue can be a stunning colour sometimes.

[mystwrites]

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It had been Ranpo’s idea to host a sleepover at his place. By some miracle gifted by the gods, the world’s greatest detective had also managed to convince Kunikida to join their idea of a boys night. As if a switch was flipped, Kunikida’s normally serious demeanor while still evident due to Dazai’s presence lessened as the night wore on…but it could’ve been due to the fact that for some odd reason, they all didn’t need to report to the office until the late afternoon.

They all stayed up rather late watching a few movies, making horrendous attempts to tell scary stories and play games. A little after midnight, Atsushi and Kenji passed out, then Kunikida and Junichiro followed before Ranpo fell asleep. The last to sleep was of course Dazai and all was quiet.

At six in the morning, Ranpo and Junichiro both woke up, looking at each other and back to the others who were still sleeping. Despite having most of the day off, the two both knew they wouldn’t be able to lull themselves back to sleep and got off of their futons and began to freshen up.

It was an unanimous decision that they wanted to keep themselves busy rather than lying in bed until everyone awoke. Ranpo quickly whipped out his Nintendo Switch and led Junichiro out into the living room, teaching him the mechanics of how Super Smash Bros worked. Within the next hour, the sun rose but the two were in the middle of an intense battle.

“C’mon…c’mon…AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

“HAHA!! Tanizaki what are you doing?!”

“NOOOOO!! I FELL OFF THE EDGE!!!!”

“Hehehhee! If you keep screaming like that, you’ll wake up the others!“

Junichiro furrowed his brows as his character of Yoshi respawned, understanding that Ranpo was right. If he was screaming, Atsushi and Kunikida would wake up due to the two being relatively light sleepers.

His knuckles were turning white from how hard he was gripping the controller. Ranpo was too damn good at Super Smash Bros for his liking. They were going for another few minutes before Junichiro landed a good blow to Ranpo’s character. Grinning, Junichiro continued to smash the buttons on his controller as he approached Ranpo.

“I’ve gotcha now!” he snickered, attempting to get Ranpo’s character stuck in the egg.

Ranpo wasn’t very phased. In fact, he was as cool as a cucumber, aware of how this would play out. His feet were kicked up on the table towards the left of his Switch set whileJunichiro was stiff, hunched over and anxious, his fingers frantically slamming down on the buttons he needed to press.

As if on cue, Junichiro let out a victorious “HA” as he tried to use his egg skill to trap his formidable opponent only to trap himself within the egg during the process. Letting out a squeak of shock, Junichiro tried to escape but ended up jumping and trapping himself in the egg once more, now tumbling off of the ledge.

“OH NOOOOOOO!!!!” Junichiro screamed, suddenly jumping up and down on the couch, his shock causing him to laugh at the situation. “DAMMIT!!”

“DUDE!!” Ranpo wheezed, wiping a tear of mirth from his eye. “How’d that happen?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!!” Junichiro cried, pulling at his sweating face.

“Wow! You really suck.” Ranpo commented, Junichiro shaking his head in astonishment. Sometimes he still can’t fathom Ranpo’s brutal honesty.

“Jeez, thanks Ranpo san…” Junichiro grumbled, growling as he grabbed the controller. “Again!! C’mon! Again! I will beat you this time!!”

“Mm.” Ranpo hummed, waving his lollipop around before sticking it back in his mouth. “Not when you’re this pissed off.”

Junichiro glared. “Again! Let’s go!!”

Ranpo turned and analyzed the situation. He didn’t need his special ability. He knew from one look that Junichiro was frustrated as well as determined to win. Junichiro was very dedicated to his craft if he took the time to focus but Ranpo knew there’d be no way to really win if he was already this worked up after two rounds.

“I know!” Ranpo giggled, raising a finger into the air and wiggling it around. “How about we take a break?”

The redhead whipped his head to face his friend in the glasses. “Hell no! C’mon! Let’s go one more time!”

Ranpo let out a clicking noise and shook his head. Junichiro watched as the world’s best detective fixed his glasses, adjusted his hat, put his lollipop back in the wrapper and rolled his sleeves up.

“HAAA!”

The sudden sensation of skittering fingers traveled up Junichiro’s sides. Fully aware that he was deathly ticklish, Junichiro squealed and started to scuffle backwards in an attempt to escape Ranpo’s sudden tickle attack.

“Hey!! Wait! Ranpo san!” Junichiro cried, his cheeks burning red.

“C’mon, Tanizaki! I know ya wanna laugh!~” Ranpo teased, slowly teasing his friend’s sides. “Hmm…I think Atsushi kun’s more ticklish than you are…”

A giggle escaped from Junichiro. “Mahaybe you just suck ahahat this!”

A new expression filled Ranpo’s face and Junichiro nervously smiled, his hands raising in surrender before he was suddenly attacked. The tickling now wasn’t only along his sides, but all across his stomach, under his arms, along the sides of his neck, anywhere Ranpo could reach.

“No! Ahaha! I tahahake it back!! C-cohohome on! Ahahaha! Rahahanpo sahahan!!”

“Say uncle!~”

“N-no! NOOHOHO! N-NOT THEHEHERE!!”

Ranpo’s eyes glistened with excitement as he heard those words. That means he must’ve found a good spot. Eyeing out Junichiro’s hips, Ranpo smirked.

“Not there? What about here?~” Ranpo grabbed Junichiro’s waist and grinned at the shriek that escaped. “And here? Ooh! Let’s go here!”

Howling with laughter, Junichiro shook his head, his face bright red as Ranpo targeted his most ticklish spots. His hips and ribs were bombarded with the gentlest of touches and the most ticklish vibrations one could imagine. Laughing hysterically, Junichiro squirmed and flailed, desperate to escape this predicament.

“RAHAHANPO SAHAHAN!! AHAHAA! IHIHIT HUHUHURTS!! IHIHI CAHAHAN’T!! STOP IT!!” Junichiro screamed, kicking and flailing as best as he could.

“Are you gonna take a break?” Ranpo asked, continuing to tickle Junichiro’s hips and ribs.

“Y-YEHEHEHES!! AHAHAHAA I CAHAHAN’T!! RAHAHANPO SAN PLEASE!! STOP!”

With Junichiro now wheezing, Ranpo slowed his tickling fingers to a stop. Looking down, he smirked at his friend who was curled up into a tight ball and breathing heavily.

“You ready to take a break?” he asked, patting Junichiro’s shoulder.

“N-nooooo!!!” Junichiro whined. “C’mon Ra-AHAHAHAA NOOO!! NO WAIT! PLEASE!!”

“I said to take a break!” Ranpo chastised, placing his hands on Junichiro’s ribs once more. “Or do you want more tickling?~”

“N-no!! No more!!” Junichiro begged, finally giving in. “I-I’ll take a break!!”

Removing his hands, Ranpo happily clapped and shoved his lollipop back in his mouth.

“Good!” he exclaimed.

“Ughhh! I’ll get you next time!” Junichiro growled.

“In exchange for a truce in this video game war, how about we go and bother the others who are still sleeping?” Ranpo suggested, gesturing that he intended to do some face drawings on them.

Junichiro smirked, upon realizing that the others slept through all the screaming and laughing. He grabbed the two sharpies that were in the pencil box and handed one to the detective.

“Kunikida san might blow a fuse if we draw on him so let’s not get him.”

“Good idea! Ooh! Dazai! Let’s give Dazai a mustache, big round glasses and big bushy eyebrows!”

“And give Atsushi cat whiskers and Kenji can get a monocle and a goatee!!”

Laughing evilly, the two high fived and began to tiptoe into the guest room with the sleeping victims. Their video game war was long forgotten, replaced by their desire to cause a little bit of mischief.

A/N: Thank you so much for this request Rey!! I loved writing for Ranpo and Junichiro ☺️Fun fact, the Super Smash thing I wrote actually happened to me back in high school😅👍🏼

[animeprincessforever]

Chuuya X Reader

Snow White Story

(Whole Collection!!! No Chapters Cause I’m Lazy)

What you wear

(www.deviantart.com/annetheartist/art/Cinderella-Raggy-Dress-331978122)

YOUR POV:  

I am (Y/n) and I live in a small kingdom called Suribachi City. My step mother Isabella who is now the queen after my father passed away. My step mother maid me do chores but it never bothered me. One day I was out and doves came flying towards me as I sang into the wishing well. “I’m wishing (I’m wishing) for the one I love. To find me (to find me) today (today)” as I was distracted singing a man appeared next to me and grabbed my hand and started to sing with me till I jumped and ran into the castle. I looked how from the balcony and the man took his hat off and bowed and said “my name is Chuuya Nakahara” I was gonna tell him my name till I heard my name being called out in a angry tone by my step mother. I bowed and said “I got to go sorry.” I ran to my step mother and she said “you brat! I hate you! Go to your room you are not allowed to eat!” I sighed and went to my room. 

Your room:

(aminoapps.com/c/diaboliklover666/page/chat-thread/deg-kou-mukamis-bedroom-deg/q3lB_n2tKsj3DklZMQoX4E42mqgrxz7GE)

 ‘Here I go again I guess I’ll read’ I thought. I lied down and started to read as I slowly drifted to sleep. 

Isabella Pov:

“UGH I HATE THAT BRAT!” She screamed then looked at the mirror and said “Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who Is The Fairest Of Then All!” The mirror said “(Y/n)” “WHAT?!?!” Isabella was hysterical “HOW IS SHE? THAT FILTH!” The mirror interrupted and said “a maiden of natural beauty, fairness, love, caring, and affectionate. Thats what makes one the most fairest of them all.” ‘I have to get rid of her’ I thought.

Isabella POV: 

I decided to summon the number one hit man to kill that girl. Surely once she is gone I will be the fairest of them all just as god attended.

Your POV: 

I was singing with a beautiful baby blue bird and helped him go to his nest. All the sudden I turned around and saw a man with a knife. I screamed and fell to the ground and closed my eyes. The man looked at me and said “I’m sorry. I can’t kill you. The queen wants you dead. GO! RUN! And DO NOT look back!” I ran as fast as I could and started to cry as I went deep into the forest. However I got lost in a scary place. I screamed as I saw what appeared to be alligators, demons, and snakes. I collapsed and sobbed till I heard the sound of birds and I looked around. There were birds, bunnies, deer, squirrels, and a turtle. I smiled and sniffled and said “oh. It’s just you guys” I sighed. “Where am I going to go now?” The birds chirped and the animals guided me to a cottage.

The cottage:

(www.arts.gov/stories/blog/2017/cottage-ones-own)

“Wow, this place is a mess. I should clean up. Maybe if I do they’ll let me stay!” I said as I looked around and the animals looked at me and then I said “well let’s get cleaning!”

Your POV:

I just finished cleaning and yawned ‘I need to get some rest’ I thought so I went up to the room and lied down and fell asleep.

-MEANWHILE AT THE MINESHAFT-

7 people working by the names of 

Kenji Miyazawa, Doppo Kunikida, Ryūnosuke Akutagawa, Ranpo Edogawa, Gin Akutagawa, Atsushi Nakajima, and Dazai Osamu. As they finished up humming a tune Dazai locked up. “Ugh why can’t I die by suicide with a beautiful woman” “UGH. Enough with that” Kunikida replied. Ranpo said “let’s just go home I’m tired and hungry.

-BACK TO YOU-

I was fast asleep till memories came flooding back from when I was a little girl. My mother passed away having me. My father raised me till I was 4. He met that women Isabella. She seemed nice at first. We’d play hide n seek, tag, dolls, and sing. At the age of 15 my father took ill and passed away leaving me with my step mother. That’s when things changed. She started to abuse me mentally and physically. Called me filth, garbage, and a waste of space. But I didn’t let it bring me down I was still a princess. Even though she moved me down to a servant I didn’t let it get to me. Cleaning was relaxing and fun to me. I’ll sing and clean. It was my therapy.

-BACK TO THE MINORS-

As they approached the house Gin gasped and said “someone’s been in the house the door is unlocked and the house is clean.” Kenji said “Oh but the house is nice and shiny now!” Ryūnosuke said “idiot that person or thing could still be here.” Atsushi said “don’t be mean! But someone should check the bedrooms” everyone looked at Dazai and Dazai says “why is everyone looking at me?!?!” Kunikida said “your the suicidal maniac so it makes since that you do it.” Dazai said “fine.” And with that being said and done Dazai made his way to the room.

DAZAI’S POV:

I made my way up the stairs. ‘’Maybe today will be the day I die’ I thought. As I opened the door I saw a woman. ‘She is Beautiful! Perhaps she is destined to do a double suicide and be my love’ I thought.

BACK TO YOUR POV:

I woke up and saw a man wrapped in bandages and a smirk on his face. I quickly got up and bowed “I’m so sorry to intrude!” The man looked at me and grabbed my hands and said “my lady you’re so beautiful! Perhaps you’d like to be my love and com-“ 5 more men and a young woman came up the stairs. And one with glasses interrupted and said “Dazai leave this young lady alone.” Then a boy with blonde hair walked up to me with blue overalls and said “wow you’re so pretty!” I stuttered and thanked him. I quickly said “I am so sorry to intruded on all of you. My name is (Y/n). You see some man was going to kill me and told me to run away from my home. I’m so sorry.” Then they introduced theirselves and the one called Atsushi said “she should stay! After all she has no were to go.” The man named Ryūnosuke said “we don’t even know this woman and yet we are going to let her move in with us?” Then Gin said “she cleaned the cottage for us and made everything look shiny. I think we should let her stay!” Dazai, Kenji, Kunikida, Randpo, Atsushi, and Gin said they were all in agreement much to Ryūnosuke’s dismay. “REALLY?!?! Oh my gosh thank you all so much! I promise to cook for all of you everyday and clean the cottage as some sort of payment!” 

The boy named Dazai looked at me and grabbed my hands.

like this : shipping.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Dazai_x_Waitress

And said “so let me continue my question! Would yo-“ he was interrupted by Kunikida who grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and said “ENOUGH WITH THE SUICIDE!” I giggled and said “I’m flattered but I think I’ll take a pass because I believe I already have that special someone that came from a wish. Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll ever see him again.” Dazai looked at me and said “you have me I’m always here!” I giggled and said “thank you that is super kind of you!” Kunikida said “I’ll prepare a bed for you so you won’t sleep on the floor.” I quickly replied “it’s okay no need to go through all the trouble I’m fine with the floor!” Kenji looked at me with sparkling eyes and said “nonsense you’re a guest!” Dazai smirked and said “she can sleep in my bed~”  Kunikida snapped and said “ENOUGH!” I giggled as I got ready to go bed with the 7 nice people I now live with. I went on the couch and fell asleep. ‘I think I’ll like it here. But that man with ginger hair and a fedora I couldn’t help but fall in love with him’ I though as I slowly drifted into deep sleep.

ISABELLA’S POV:

At last that brat is out of the way. I laughed as I walked to my mirror. “Mirror mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” The mirror looked at me and said “(Y/n)” “WHAT?!?! that little brat was supposed to be dead! Where is she?!?!” The mirror said “she is deep in the forest in a cottage with 6 men and a woman.” I looked at the mirror and snarled “so the hit man failed? Hm. I guess I’m going to have to take care of things myself!” I rushed down into my office and decided to get ‘THE BOOK’ that’s what I need! ‘THE BOOK’ has a list of magical dark spells. Perhaps I should make little miss perfect a visit and give her a deadly surprise! I started to laugh hysterically. “THE BRAT WILL SURELY NOT SEE WHATS COMING!” 

I ushered to the potions and made one to change the way I looked and I mad a special candy apple just for her. However my spell turned me into a wretched old woman. “Ugh! The price I have to pay to get rid of one annoying brat!” I got ready and decided to make my way over to that little brat”

YOUR POV:

I was singing while all the minors were at the mine shaft. “Whistle while you work doo doo doo doo doo doo.” I sung as I cleaned. Till I heard a knock at the door. ‘I wonder who that could be?’ I wondered as I went to the door and opened it. There stood a little old woman. “Hello dear would you like a candy apple?” She said. I looked at her and smiled. “How sweet. Thank you so much. How much do you need for it?” The little old woman said “it’s for free my dear. All hand made and made with love from just an old lady such as myself doing a good deed.” She smiled and I gave her one back. “Thank you!” When I was about to close the door she said “wait! Eat it!” “I don’t wanna spill my dinner” I replied. “Please give it a try I want to know what you think.” She said I smiled and took a bite. When I took a bite of the candy apple I felt weird. I looked at the woman and she started to laugh as things went black for me. 

Isabella’s POV:

At last she is gone! I am finally free! I am the fairest of them all! No one will ever get in my way.

No Ones POV:

When the minors got home they saw. (Y/n) on the ground. Kenji  said “OH MY!” Gin looked around and said “what do you guys think happened?” Ryūnosuke looked and saw the candy apple. He then said “poison.” Atsushi said “what do you mean?” Ryūnosuke said “simple it’s discolored where it was bitten into. There for there is a type of poison in their.” Kunikida said “I’ll run some tests on it to see where it came from.” Dazai sighed and picked (Y/n) bridal style in his arms while Randpo got a bed ready and Dazai lied her down. However as they were trying to ponder what happened they heard a noise. Gin jumped and put a knife to the woman’s throat. It was Isabella. She said “what do you think you’re doing? I am the queen! Just trying to take a walk!” Dazai chuckled and said “your the queen? I thought queens are supposed to be pretty not old brods.” Randpo said “you did it.” Everyone looked at him. Kunikida said “are you sure?” Randpo fixed his glasses and said “you should know by now. I am never wrong. Besides it’s obvious she was jealous of (Y/n) beauty. There for she thinks if she gets her out of the way she’ll be the prettiest one in the kingdom.” Isabella pushed Gin and said “FOOLS!” As she lunged at them a huge fight broke out as everyone started using their abilities Isabella made a ran for it and went deeper into the forest however as she ran Kenji ripped a tree out and said “sorry! But this is gonna hurt!” He threw the tree as it knocked her off balance as she tumbled of a cliff. They all looked down and saw the witches dead body. 

As they all went back to the cottage they made a nice coffin with flowers for (Y/n) Dazai layed her body in as tears hit everyone.

(What you and coffin looked like: www.redbubble.com/i/magnet/Old-Anime-Coffin-Dead-Girl-Flowers-by-LowBrowContent/105800425.TBCTK)

However Randpo was unfazed. “True love” he mumbled. Atsushi said “huh?” Randpo said “she mentioned there was a man she was falling for I feel  it’s the guy that takes a ride every week around the forest.” Dazai said “WHAT?!?! HIM?!?! But he is so short.” Kunikida said “Dazai enough! We should try it perhaps Randpo is right maybe true love is all she needs.” Gin said “ I know his route. I’ll go look for him.” Ryūnosuke said “I’ll go to just in case.” As the Aktagawa siblings looked for the man everyone else was setting flowers around (Y/n) with tears. Within a few minutes Gin and Ryūnosuke rushed with him.  Chuuya said “what’s with all t-“ he stopped as he saw her. The girl he fell in love with by first glance. He walked up to (Y/n) and said “it’s a shame I saw a future with you.” He bent down and gave (Y/n) a kiss on the lips.

YOUR POV:

Everything was black till I felt soft lifts on mine. So smooth and gentle. I opened my eyes and saw him. The man I met on that day. I smiled and he starred at me. “My name is (Y/n)” I said. He looked at me and said “Prince Chuuya of Yokohama.” With all that being said Chuuya picked me up and carried me away as I giggled. And we went off away as I said my goodbyes and blew kisses and thanked everyone.

Gin smiled and said “this is so sweet!”

Randpo said “glad she is alive and happier now.”

Dazai said “NO! Why him? He so short! I could of made (Y/n) happier”

Kunikida said “drop it Dazai. It was not gonna happen between you too.”

Atsushi said “I’ll miss her.”

Ryūnosuke mumbled “I hope she visits.”

Kenji said “OH! Someone got on Ryūnosuke’s good side!” 

Ryūnosuke said “shut up.”

The End Chuuya and (Y/n) lived happily ever after

[unhingedsquash]

My sort of in depth BSD headcanons

Ranpo, Yosano, and Kunikida are Fukuzawa’s unofficial children. The whole agency kind of is, but these three have a very familial bond, especially Ranpo and Fukuzawa. Kyouka also is just commonly referred to as Fukuzawa’s granddaughter and that’s been accepted as reality in the agency.

Dazai is CURRENTLY single, but he was with Chuuya for a while, and they were incredibly unhealthy, so they’ve broken up. But they still get together from time to time because they’re bonded and even if they can’t treat each other well, they still have this odd sense of love and care for each other that they physically cannot express correctly. They both desperately need to heal.

On other relationships, Dazai and Kunikida almost had a brief thing, but Kunikida has standards. However, he also cares deeply for Dazai, and continues to express concern for him and take care of him to the best of his ability. Dazai deflects the kindness into playful bullying and/or flirting. He likes getting a reaction out of Kunikida.

Ranpo and Poe started dating after there first little showdown after 6 years, but it’s unclear when it became official. Their normal meet ups just gradually blended into something romantic, and since Ranpo knew confidently that Poe returned his feelings, he just kind of slowly merged romantic language and actions casually into their lives. So there’s no official start date of their relationship.

There was no official discussion at the agency of Poe’s cooperation with them. Ranpo just started bringing him over to the agency, and while skeptical at first, the rest of them got used to it and just accepted it. He clearly wasn’t a threat, and offered assistance on multiple occasions.

Mushitaro and Poe briefly had a sort of relationship (Ranpo was okay with it), but it morphed into a qpr eventually. He lives with Poe now, and has his own room.

Ranpo, Yosano, and Dazai are the office gossips. Kunikida constantly stresses if he hears one of them snicker.

Atsushi will eat just about anything. Shrimp tails, watermelon seeds, orange peels. He’s also the go-to to give unwanted pizza crust, bread crust, or any undesired part of a food. Ranpo and him pair well together for this reason. Ranpo is picky with food for sensory needs and taste preference, so if there’s anything left behind on his plate, Atsushi gladly takes care of it.

Ranpo is autistic. (I will scream this one to the rooftops.) He’s sensitive to noises and textures, and he has a hard time understanding why people do the things they do, even if he can logically place it out in front of them. He could break down the details and motive of a crime, and all the evidence will make sense, but he can’t get behind the pathology of the criminal. Same thing with mundane things around the office. He will figure out who moved the whiteboard on the fridge and why they chose to do that, but he will simply: “Just get over it? I like it where it was, and it’s more convenient there? Cant you logically see that?” It doesn’t make sense to him when people don’t immediately see the things he sees, but he’s gotten more used to having a different point of view as he’s gotten older.

[grymmnox]

weekly fic recs #19

woo let’s go

ship(s): kunikizai, soukoku, and ofc some gen fics (p much all of these will have gen fics of some kind, even if i forget to say so)

fandom(s): bungo stray dogs

Oneshots

but you’re a part of me.; pigeonpi - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 1.2k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

he stared at the dazai standing in the corner.

dazai stared right back with that empty eye of his. that smile of his.

he reached out in desperation for what he knew would be the antidote to the pain he suffered.

he reached out in desperation, hopelessness crawling through him like a colony of ants.

hopelessness, because he knew that the antidote was gone.

the screaming would continue.

because dazai was dead.

--

in which chuuya can't sleep.

Morning Light; FallenBrie - bungo stray dogs

mature | 18k words | atsushi & dazai, atsushi & kunikida, akutagawa & atsushi, atsushi & chuuya, ADA & atsushi, atsushi & ranpo, chuuya & dazai, dazai & kunikida | READ TAGS

summary:

Atsushi stares for a long moment, taking that in. “That’s it? I just have to die and I’ll be let go?”

“You’ll exit the loop. Sounds fairly simply but remember the time limit, your healing ability is going to be working against you here,” Ranpo corrects.

“I almost die all the time - “ He laughs, a weight in his chest lifting. “I’m going to get out of here!”

--

Atsushi gets stuck in a time loop and severely underestimates just how dedicated his family is to keeping him alive

england made me; kazarismask - bungo stray dogs

mature | 1.6k words | ADA & dazai, dazai & kunikida, dazai & yosano | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai Osamu was going to die today.

Complete Fics

Promised Future; Katical - bungo stray dogs

mature | 8 chapters | 17.4k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & kouyou | READ TAGS

summary:

It wasn't Dazai who left the Port Mafia and later joined the Armed Detective Agency after a certain incident.

No, it was Chuuya.

A story of continuous searching, touching reunions and building a future.

Incomplete Fics

no man is an island; That_One_Fran_Fan - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 14/? chapters | 39.8k words | dazai/kunikida, dazai & kunikida, dazai & ranpo, kunikida & ranpo, atsushi & dazai, ADA & dazai, dazai & yosano | READ TAGS

summary:

"It had started with Dazai acting more restless than usual."

Or

Dazai wants to get better.

When I Awake; wildflowertea - bungo stray dogs

mature | 20/22 chapters | 190.8k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai Osamu has been in a coma for exactly one year, seven months, and twenty-two days. But Death still refuses to take him.

Trapped in the space between worlds, and unable to die, Dazai waits, killing what precious time he may have left. And hoping—praying—that his family will pull the plug and move on. He doesn't expect someone to move into his old apartment instead.

Nakahara Chuuya, two-time Grammy awards winner, and freshly unemployed pessimist, has never believed in fate—much less the supernatural. But the lively—if a bit annoying—ghost of his apartment's previous tenant, might just change everything.

act of faith; cherrior - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 7/12 chapters | 73.3k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & yosano | READ TAGS (altho most warnings r in chapter notes)

summary:

Chuuya Nakahara wakes in the infirmary of the Armed Detective Agency with no memories of what landed him there, or why he isn't able to manipulate gravity at will.

Dazai's at his side, tight-lipped about the ordeal and hiding behind his veneer of calm, and lets the doctor inform Chuuya that he'll be staying at the Armed Detective Agency until further notice, the deal already negotiated between their organizations.

Living with Dazai keeps bringing up the past, though, and there's nothing worse than being forced back into old memories where none new can form.

[ can be read standalone; has an accompanying sskk fic, though. ]

[rainbowsalt0412]

Osamu Dazai’s Entrance Exam - Interlude 2

Nightfall.

Tilted on its side, a police van burns on the street alongside the coast facing the Yokohama harbor. Two officers lie dead under the shaking car.

“W-wait! Wh-what does the M-Mafia want with me?!”

Two more figures are still alive. One is a young arms dealer. He was arrested and in the middle of being transported to a military police facility when he was attacked and injured.

“You really don’t know? How absurd.”

The only other living soul, approaching the young man, is a dark shadow cloaked in a wriggling overcoat—Akutagawa.

“You disrespected the Port Mafia. You purposely fed us information on that organ-trafficking cabdriver so that we would dispose of him for you. Every person who has ever deceived us for personal gain has paid the price, and this time will be no different.”

The young man falls on his rear as Akutagawa’s black boots get closer.

“N-nobody! Nobody can kill me! Die!”

Right as the young man lifts his arm into the air, a tattoo-like pattern appears on Akutagawa’s skin. The number is '21.' Then, as he swings his arm, he swiftly accelerates Akutagawa backward. However…

“What—?!”

Although Akutagawa was knocked back, he gently stops before slowly returning to where he had been standing, unfazed.

“Is that it?”

His overcoat transformed into countless black needles that pierced the ground, acting as a cushion to support his body and soften the impact.

The two-headed beast Rashomon arises from the overcoat and soars in the arms dealer’s direction. The young man tries to dodge, but he is too late, and the cloaked hound’s razor-sharp jaws tear him apart. He screams in agony until he is nothing more than a pile of meat. Akutagawa coldly continues to watch.

“Wow, there goes my appetite.”

He turns around to see a shadowy figure behind him.

Akutagawa immediately releases Rashomon’s dark blades. The blades, sharp enough to slice through metal, shoot toward the shadowy figure’s neck but are deflected by some invisible force the moment they connect. Rashomon’s fangs claimed only a few layers of skin before they were blocked by a skill.

“Hey, where are your manners? We’re business partners, are we not?”

“That still doesn’t change the fact that you used the Port Mafia for your own personal gain.”

A middle-aged Caucasian man wearing a black cap walks out from the shadows—the same American agent Dazai and Kunikida met at the embassy. The agent scratches his neck as he addresses Akutagawa casually.

“This is some sort of misunderstanding. I’m a client of yours, in a sense. You get the foreign trade route that young arms dealer once had, and we get to say we prevented an illegal exporter from our country from stirring up trouble in Japan. It’s a fair deal if you ask me. So could you quit acting like I stole from you?”

“Deceiving and instigating is common practice for agents. I am sure you have other reasons for getting involved.”

“Well, yeah, we do. But don’t you worry about a thing. It’s over,” the agent continues with a smile. “I can’t even begin to tell you how spooked we were when the Azure King started killing people. See, one of the lawmakers he executed was an illegal collaborator we’d had in our pocket. That Azure King probably had no idea, but it would have come out if the case dragged on too long. That’s why we needed him to retire permanently…which is why we decided to investigate the case behind the scenes and tip off the Armed Detective Agency about his whereabouts. Of course, we falsified the source of the information. Then we fed the police investigation headquarters faulty intel to create confusion within the chain of command. It went exactly how we planned. The Azure King was surrounded by a few police officers, so he blew himself up and died. The truth remains shrouded in mystery, and everyone was relieved knowing the dangerous criminal was gone. A happy ending for us all.”

After taking a few moments to ruminate over what the agent said,

Akutagawa opens his mouth.

“Setting aside the arms dealer, I have a hard time believing a foreign intelligence agency would kill a Japanese terrorist to protect a secret. Why did you do it?”

“Oh, it’s got nothing to do with any governmental intelligence agency. I belong to another group as well. We call ourselves the Guild.”

“A double agent? How cliché.”

“It’s a side business of mine. Every member in the Guild’s got a day job.” The agent turns on his heel, then begins to walk away. “I’ll probably be getting in touch with the Mafia again soon with another job. Until then.”

Akutagawa sternly watches the agent go. “Wait. I’d like to ask you something.”

The agent stops in his tracks.

“I’m looking for someone. He has the ability to nullify others’ skills upon contact. Know anybody like that?”

“Sorry, afraid not.”

“Then get out of my sight.”

“You got it.”

He begins to walk again before disappearing into the darkness of the evening twilight.

“…Where did you go? Why did you suddenly disappear?” Akutagawa soliloquizes, alone on the street. “For a moment, I thought you might have been the Azure King, but I was wrong. Where are you? There’s no way you’re dead. You are somewhere here in Yokohama. I just know it.”

The winds of the night collect his words and carry them away.

“I’ll find my mentor if it’s the last thing I do. I’ll find you, former Port Mafia executive Dazai.”

***

[incorrectbungou]

PLEASE do you like crepes? if so, how do you like them? how do you think the bsd characters would like them... or other fandoms seem to be getting into? :3

Omg I forgot crepes existed for a hot second there lol. I’ve only had them once but that’s just because I and no one else in my family knows how to make them, plus I live in the middle of no where in a small town so there’s no restaurants or anything that sells them. I’ve gotta look up what types of fillings go in them now lol

The one I got had nutella and bananas in it which was delicious and now I’m thinking about it and I want another one 🥲

I think the one I had would be one Kyoka, Ranpo, and Higuchi would like (ranpo would pick out the bananas though let’s be real)

Dazai and Kenji would like ones with whipped cream and fruits like strawberries in it

I can’t imagine Kunikida eating any that aren’t filled with cream cheese lmao

Chuuya would probably like ones that ONLY have fruit in them

I’m seeing one on the fillings list that is a bacon egg and cheese filling and that screams Oda mans would DROWN that thing in some sort of hot sauce though

[croissantconnoisseurdinosaur]

Listen, I won't lie to ya'll... This popped into my head again, and I still won't write it for real, BUT I will say I have an update from my brain:

Dazai obviously has a handful of friends to help him through the grief, but there comes a time when they have to let him stand on his own two feet.

He can't.

One night Baby (2yo) is throwing a tantrum because she misses Mommy and Papa and she doesn't want Dad anymore. She's scared and confused, and angry at Dazai for being the only parent she's seen the last few weeks. She screams for y/n and Chuuya, and Dazai has a meltdown where he has to call Yosano and Kunikida for help again because he WILL khs in front of this baby if they don't come help him soon.

Yosano and Kunikida come over and help calm him and the Baby, and sleep over (Yosano and Kunikida each taking up a separate section of the large couch in the living room).

Dazai lets Yosano go back to her life, but he keeps begging Kunikida to stay with him. He eventually moves in after too many consecutive sleepovers, and accepts his fate as roomie.

CUE A COUPLE OF YEARS OF A BUDDY DADDIES SITUATION, Kunikida helping raise this child while sleeping on an air mattress in Dazai's room - while still trying to find a woman to fit his ideals.

Dazai eventually tries for a few meaningless flings with a couple meaningless men and women after about a year, but he's terrible at casual romance - even without a baby and a platonic-coparent/literal-roomie complicating his life. (Think canon Dazai, but worse, and horribly heartbroken. Racked with survivor's guilt, and absolutely unable to even entertain the idea of a date with a potential new partner without being completely wasted and ruining the night - repeatedly sabotaging himself despite the constant gnawing ache of wanting to find someone and feel loved again. -> Bonus: he realizes Kunikida loves him (even if platonically, at first) every time he cleans up his drunken messes and heartbreaks, and it actually fills that void for him for a little bit, so he can just focus on being a good father).

Dazai obviously has horrific nightmares from this whole thing, and it's heartbreaking. One night early on, from the air mattress on Dazai's floor, Kunikida wakes up to him screaming and crying after jolting awake from his sleep, and has to comfort him through literal Hell every time he has to relive your deaths in night terrors.  But hey, it sparks the two bed troupe because Dazai cries into his shoulder and clings onto his bicep so tightly Kunikida can’t leave him, so he lays down and sleeps in his bed, holding him while Dazai continues to weep into his chest until he falls asleep — still sniffling and crying even in his sleep.  Kunikida doesn’t develop feelings quite yet at this point, but it strengthens their bond.

UNTIL,

Years of sleeping in the same bed every night (they just ditch the air mattress altogether), practically playing house, comforting him, taking care of him, loving him platonically, parenting his daughter, watching him grow into an admirably wonderful father, and getting jealous of first-date-lovers who are never good enough for him- OH, OH NO, ARE THOSE FEELINGS? SAY IT AIN'T SO,

And it takes a few years, and a whole bunch of heartbreaks for both of them (plus a little bit of accidental matchmaking from the 5 year old who tells everyone she has 2 Daddies, so everyone thinks they're a gay couple and it puts the idea in their head) for them to both realize that maybe Kunikida's ideals can be rewritten to include Dazai, and maybe this domestic little life has fit right into his little notebook all along. <3

THERE, I DID IT, I MADE IT WORSE

Cursed Soukoku x y/n fic idea

IDEA: Imagine a fic with Soukoku x afab y/n, and after giving birth to a baby that's half Chuuya, y/n and Chuuya both die tragically, leaving Dazai to raise a baby that's not biologically his, but made up of the two people he loved most in the world.

That's it.

I'm not writing it, but I did sure imagine it for a second.

[gorgeousgalatea]

I love the idea that Dazai’s low key jealous of Ranpo. Like, Ranpo is living his and Dazai’s best life. Dazai’s not resentful per se but he wants what he has. Ranpo's deductive abilities are so sharp it practically counts as the one Ability Dazai can’t cancel, there’s an entire organization built around his reputation, he had the loving parents and half a functioning moral compass and a life’s purpose and was picked up at fourteen by a father figure who wasn’t an absolute nightmare.

But, most critically, Ranpo is completely useless outside of his skill set. He has one survival mechanism and it’s to inform other people that without their help he will immediately die and no one ever questions this because they can tell that it’s true. He has never learned practical life skills and never will. Everything but deductive reasoning and snack eating is a dump stat and he has never been given the motivation to change this. Dazai wants to be that useless. It cannot be faked. It doesn’t matter how many missions Dazai flirts through or meetings he misses or weird mushrooms he eats, Mori has cursed him with competence and he can’t convince people otherwise. He knows how to file a report. He wishes he didn’t. It’s 3PM on a Tuesday and Kunikida’s screaming at him to finish his paperwork while Ranpo’s on his third bag of chips. He is in hell.

[raskol-ot]

Kunikidazai - Sleeping in the same bed

Some Kunikidazai headcanons for y’all~

We all know that Dazai and Kunikida would have extremely different sleeping patterns and schedules. Dazai is definitely a not a morning person which Kunikida definitely is. They kept running into problems related to this, when they first moved in together.

Dazai is a night animal. He lives (loudly) when Kunikida is trying to sleep and sleeps (soundly) when they should be getting to work. No matter how hard Kunikida used to try and wake him up, it all usually ended in failure. Despite Kunikida having an alarm set for six o’clock Dazai never wakes up to it, despite usually waking up to anything. It also used to be a problem because he used to wake Kunikida up at night and the man is very particular about getting 8 hours of sleep. At times the thought their relationship wouldn’t hold through the obstacles of trying to coexist like this. It mostly bothered Kunikida. But over time they both adjusted to each others’ schedules and made some sacrifices.

Dazai would also sometimes not fall asleep at all. This would worry Kunikida enough to tell him off. Really, he just cares deeply and knows that Dazai can’t sleep due to his insomnia. He offered to try and consult someone for medicine, but Dazai always jokes it off. Doppo now brings his bf calming tea before sleep and watches this man’s caffeine intake in the afternoon. Dazai thinks he is being overly cautious and ‘Look at Kunikida trying to act all motherly again~” It doesn’t always help, but its nice knowing someone cares.

They both have nightmares. Dazai doesn’t really show it, or sleeptalk. When he does have a nightmare either he just silently wakes up in cold sweat, or its a dream-paralysis and he can’t even move. His nightmares are horrific, but he never really talks about them even when asked. Kunikida murmurs in his sleeps when he is unsettled, he breathes heavily and just overall has a reaction. Those are usually dreams about people he couldn’t save, or abstract dreams about feeling like there is too much responsibility. Dazai always knows when his boyfriend is having bad dreams, and is always awake for it, since he is a light sleeper. Sometimes he holds his hand through it, and when possible hugs him. Other times Kunikida won’t even let him close and will wake up screaming and later look guilty. Dazai makes sure he knows its fine.

Okay so - one day Kunikida overworked himself so hard he slept through his alarm, so Dazai called Fukuzawa and asked him to pretend that they have a day off. Kunikida woke up, panicked, only to find an email from the president saying that they are all off duty and a smug Dazai preparing them both coffee.

Kunikida sleeps in a full pijama set, and Dazai sleeps in his bandages and boxers. They rarely cuddle and when they do its Dazai wrapping his limbs in the most awkward ways around Kunikida. He is like a house cat, but his boyfriend doesn’t mind. Dazai watches tiktok videos in bed for a living, and Doppo just scolds him - “Are you a child? You are wasting your time”. He secretly knows all the current trends, because he watches them over his boyfriend’s shoulder. Kunikida sometimes reads in bed, only to end up with Dazai on his lap complaining about how the book is obscuring his view, or about how its boring.

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N-S-F-W part

“Can I please blow you?” “What? Now?” “Now.” Dazai has a tendency to want to do stuff in the morning. It usually happens on weekends when they actually wake up together. Safe to say Kunikida doesn’t have that tendency - or used to not have it. Now its just “You are hard” and what is Kunkida supposed to do its the morning and he is only a man.

Kunikida likes it at night and in bed so he is more likely to initiate something when they are both already there. He might roll over and start kissing his boyfriend, and Dazai has never before refused. So what if its missionary and he feels like a nun, his boyfriend is amazing and traditional and shut up.

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Feel free to add shit,, but yeah I love these two <3

[sonder-paradise]

Bsd fic recs?

Ooh ok ok I’ll give you some of my new favorites :) Note that most of them will be Chuuya fics-

standing in the rain by @/nullified-kiss

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Chuuya Nakahara x Fem!Reader

Review: I adore anything that has to do with the rain and just being in it. The atmosphere the author creates is just so lovable and charming.

A Reason Worth Living by @/nameless-shrimp

Genre: Angst and Fluff, Implied sexual content

Pairing; Pianist!Osamu Dazai x GN!Reader

Review: Honestly, I just can’t help myself from adding in at least one of Shrimp’s works in these recs. This piano piece was absolutely gorgeous and her wording and storytelling is eloquent and beautiful as always.

Overcast Felicitations by @/greenshirtimagines

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Chuuya Nakahara x GN!Reader

Review: Once again, completely biased because of the rainy days. But Green always astounds me with her dainty usage of scenes and amazing dialogue. Falling in love with Chuuya in the rain has never been more addicting <3

Anesthesia by @/trashykawahq

Genre: Fluff/Crack

Pairing: Osamu Dazai x Fem!Reader

Review: By far one of my favorite crack fics. It’s eccentric and laughable all while containing just a hint of bittersweetness that melts in your mouth. Ray always seems to write some of my favorites <33

Hanahaki Disease by @/sadcannibal

Genre: Comfort with a touch of angst

Pairing: Fyodor Dostoevsky x GN!Reader

Review: Something about the Hanahaki AU is just Soul-crushing but I enjoyed the way Lys tells this enigmatic tale. It’s still captivating despite the way it pulls at your heartstrings.

malt whiskey on ice by @/dinosaurtsukki

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Chuuya Nakahara x GN!Reader

Review: When I tell you I was full-on screaming during this fic. I adore bartender!readers especially when paired with Chuuya. And then pile on a drunken confession? Ugh my heart- It’s purely sweet and a little hilarious towards the end but I consider it one of my literal favorites.

Raindrops and Party Hats by @/alittlesimp 

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Ango Sakaguchi x GN!Reader

Review: Fine, I will admit this was a pretty good read. It was charmingly adorable as well as perfectly written. Not usually an Ango fan but Honey really pulled through with this one. And are you sensing a theme? Yes, I like the rain if you didn’t know already.

NSFW Below the Cut

Lending More than a Helping Hand by @/cndyr4np0

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Dom!Kunikida Doppo x GN!Reader

Warnings: Masturbation, Blowjob

Review: Listen, I’m not usually a Kunikida simp but something about the way Madison writes this one is just *chef’s kiss* My god the dialogue and scenario is absolutely sinful-

Being the Port Mafia’s Pretty Little Whore By @/bokutobabie

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Multiple PM Pairings x Sub!Fem!Reader

Warnings: au where dazai doesn’t leave the port mafia, ball sucking, creampie, finger sucking, marking, gagging + bondage.

Review: I admit this one is probably not for the faint of heart. But listen, if you saw my tags on the rb, no you didn’t. Basically the Port Mafia shares you and goddamn do I approve of it-

Untitled by @/eboy-osamu

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Sub!Chuuya Nakahara x GN!Reader

Warnings: Temperature Kink, Ice play, Blowjob

Review: I kid you not, I probably go back to this one at least once a week to fuel the sub!Chuuya quota- it’s just so ✨nice✨ and self-indulgent to read~

[knockyasocksoff2022]

The Kunikidas and Katai-san.

(2,581 words)

The screams keep going for a long time and I’m tempted to leave but Kunikida-san is looking for me here so I’ve gotta stay.

-

One hour later, according to my old watch, a tan car pulls up in the driveway. I can see Kunikida-san through the windscreen so I jump down. He gasps in surprise.

“Ah! Atsushi-kun! Are you alright?”

Seeing him makes me tear up again. “Yeah, I’m okay now.”

“Where are your things?”

“I don’t have any.”

He winces, “Ah, right, we can fix that, come on.”

I get into his car, it’s warm and it smells nice.

-

I’ve never seen this much of Japan before but I’m happy when the drive is over and we pull into the driveway of green house. It’s smaller than the orphanage, but looks more like a home than the orphanage ever did. The man from before, Kunikida-san’s roommate, Katai-san stands on the porch, still wrapped in the red futon.

“Hey, Atsushi-kun!” he waves kindly, “I was expecting to have to help you with your stuff but I guess . . . anyway dinner is almost finished, and Aya just got back from karate practice so you can meet her.”

I turn to Kunikida-san, “Who’s Aya? Is she your daughter?”

“Yes, I adopted her after she was taken out of an abusive home when she was very young. She’s ten now.”

I smile.

He pats my head as if to say, “Hey, it’s okay. I’m here now, if you need me.” It feels good.

The inside of the house is exactly what I’ve always imagined a home to be. It’s warm, there’s furnishings and family pictures everywhere, and the smell of something good coming from the kitchen. I’ve never thought much about where Kunikida-san lived before but he looks like he belongs here. 

Now that I’m actually standing next to him he’s taller than I thought, maybe about 20 centimetres taller than me. And he has a ponytail that I didn’t notice from just seeing the front of him on camera during lessons. It’s cool.

“Can I help?” I ask, feeling useless just standing around. Truthfully, my feet hurt and I’m tired, but the director stands behind me, I can feel his cane poised to strike. “Help, you useless scum, help! What are you still doing standing around, if you can’t pull your wait your no better than a piece of garbage to be tossed on the curb!”

And another voice that sounds eerily like my own says “He’s probably resents you for nto helping, but is too nice to say anything. You’re not hurt, tiredness is no excuse to take advantage of someone. You’re a horrible manipulative person, of course your parents didn’t want you. You don’t deserve free meals. Help him.”

Both voices are so loud, it hurts. My ears ring and my eyes sting. I can feel my shoulders shaking.

“Oh, don’t cry! You may not cry! Only children with parents who love them can cry, but you, you are all aone! Wallowing in self pity only makes you more of a burden! If you wish to cry do so in a gutter with the rest of the refuse!”

The director is right. I can’t cry, not here, not in front of him. It would make me look ungrateful. I turns away, pretending to examine a pice of fruit in the bowl. I run my hand along it’s peel before remembering my hand is probably dirty. I jerk it back, feeling my elbow hit something.

There’s a shattering noise. It hurts my ears. To much, too much. I’ve done too much. I know they won’t hurt me, but I can feel the anticipation mounting. The cane is descending. I can feel it.

Phantom pain floods my knuckles, a memory from last week when I put a tea cup on the wrong side of the directors desk.

“Sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” I brace for the real cane against my knuckles. It doesn’t come. 

Instead Katai-san looks at me with concern. 

“Woah, kid! Relax. You’re fine. We have a lot of those bowls, I drop them all the time.”

“Oh, well, I’ll clean-”

“Don’t worry, I’ll clean it. Just open the tope left cabinet, and grab another, watch your feet for glass.”

I stand, frozen. I should let my feet get cut. I don’t wnat them too, but I should, then at least there would be a physical reason for the pain in my knuckles and not just this sensation taht leaves my brain looking for its source.

I stand still until all teh glass has been swept away and deposited in the bin. Katai says a polite excuse me as he reaches over my shoulder to get a new bowl.

“I didn’t sleep a wink last night, what was it you asked me before?”

He rembred that, even after I made a scene? 

“Um . . . Ca- may I help?” I need to. It’s the least I can do.

He smiles, thinking again, eyes darting to the book shelf, back to the kitchen and then back to me, “ Do you like cooking?”

I shrug, (that was rude of me) “I’m sorry. I don’t know. I’ve never done it before is what I mean.”

They never wanted us to handle the kives and boiling water. The only rpecaution they ever took.

“Hmm, well you don’t need to help if you don’t want to, Doppo and I will take care of it besides, I’m almost done. But if you’re interested in cooking we have some kids cook books Aya-chan uses.”

At that moment a small girl enters the kitchen, she has orangey-red hair in two plaits, the ends just touching her shoulders and greyish-blue eyes. It’s funny. She almost looks like if Katai-san was a woman and he and Kunikida-san had a child because she shares Kunikida-san eyes colour and I read somewhere that dark hair and blond hair sometimes make red. Aya holds a white tiger plushie with a black bowtie around its neck.

“Hiya! You’re Atsushi-kun right?”

“Yeah.”

“Cool. You’re my new big bro, right?”

“Um, yeah, I am.” I smile.

“That means you’re Byakko’s older brother too?”

“Oh, can I meet it?”

“Him, and sure.”

“Ah, he’s really soft,” I say awkwardly. I’ve never really talked properly to a little kid before.

“Can, er, May I ask you something?” she says quietly, smiling to hearse;f at remembering her manners. An achievement, not an expectation.

“Sure.”

“What’s with your hair?”

“Kunikida Aya! Be kind!” Kunikida-san scolds, pulling out her full name, but his voice maintains a kindness to it, so different from any voice I’ve ever heard before.

“Ugh. I just want to know.” She pouts, so openly defying him, because she knows she won’t be hurt for it. It’s amazing.

“It’s fine. I got into a fight with some older boys at the group home and my bangs got cut, so some younger kids tried to fix it up for me.”

“They did a really bad job.”

Kunikida-san shoots her another look and she relents the roasting.

She sets her tiger on an empty chair and washes her hands, I do the same. I take a little longer in the bathroom than I should. Even after my hands are washed and dried I stare at my reflection. I haven’t looked in a mirror in months. They do have them in the school restrooms, but tehy’re covered in dust and graffiti and I don’t exactly have cause to look at myself a lit. But, a lot can change about a kids looks in even a few months, so now I stare. Aya’s right. My hair is bad. A hysterical sort of laugh bubbles up inside me, spilling out.

It makes me realise I can’t remember the last time I laughed. Suddenly a little sick, I step out.

I sit down at the table just as the food is served. It feels so strange just sitting here while food is passed around. I can only make myself take a little.

“You can have more if you want it, kid.”

“It’s okay, starting small is wise, eating too much might overwhelm your system and make you sick to your stomach. That’s what happens to those who’ve been starved and then suddenly start eating regular portions again.” Kunikida’s explanation calms me, his voice calm as if he’s explaining a mathematical principle. His anger on my behalf was nice, but his calm is infinitely more valuable in making me feel more settled. “I’ll take you to the doctor’s office tomorrow,” he says

This makes me feel a little more unsettles. I’ve never been to a doctor’s before, but I feel stupid asking what it’s like so I don’t. We eat in silence. It’s awkward. For one thing, it goes on much longer than I’m used to, and I feel like a pig when I’ve finished my food before everyone else. I knew they weren’t going to take it, but I couldn’t stop myself.

Usually everyone inhales whatever they can before it’s grabbed and darts off to finish their chores and get the best choice of bed.

Here, the Kunikidas and Katai-san eat slowly, as if savoruing the food. I wonder if it tastes better that way, but I’m too busy watching them to ask. It’s also quieter, chopsticks clicking softly rather than scraping frantically.

I can tell the Kunikidas and Katai-san want to talk and I fele guilty for stopping them, but the silence is a nice break after today.

-

Dinner is the best meal I’ve ever had and I make sure to thank and compliment Katai-san for it, to make up for my silence at the table.

He smiles, adjusting his glasses, “You’re welcome, it’s called Chazuke. We can have it whenever you like.”

-

I help Katai-san clear the table, despite Kunikida-san’s protests. Soon it’s Aya’s bedtime, and I’m rather tired too.

Kunikida-san looks me up and down, observing me, “I mean no offence, Atsushi-kun, but you’re rather dirty, and you shouldn’t sleep in your uniform. I’ll wash it for you. There’s a shower in your room, you can use it. Katai will leave some nightclothes out for you on the bed. We’ll get you your own clothes tomorrow.”

The rest of his sentence goes over my head, my brain zeroing in on only one part. “My room?”

“Yup, the room next to Aya’s. It was a guest room but we never have guests, so it’s yours now. The bedding is pretty plain and the walls are just white, but there’s a closet and window seat and you can fix it up however you like.” Katai-san says simply as if it’s obvious I should get my own room.

Do I deserve this? The tears come again, and Kunikida-san pats my back as he leads me to the room. His hand is warm, probably because he doesn't spend most of his time in cold places, but I still flinch from the foreign contact.

“Sorry, Atsushi-kun.”

“N-no, it’s fine. I just . . .”

I trail off when I see the room. My room. It’s huge! I mean, I know it’s not. I know that logically, but to me it feels like a palace compared to my previous sleeping arrangements.

“Thank you, so much.”

“Of course, it’s nothing. There’s soap, shampoo and conditioner in the shower, and towels in the cabinet under the sink. Be careful, the furnace needs some tweaking so it can get quite hot. Please put a bath mat out, there’s one in there as well. I’ll be asleep by 22:00, but Katai, bless him, has horrid sleeping habits. He’s sure to be up. If you have trouble after that, please don’t hesitate to ask.”

I don’t know what to say to all this, so I just nod.

He smiles as he leaves. 

I hear him calling to Aya to pick a bed time story. She laughs about something.

I want to listen longer, but I know eavesdropping is rude, and I’m about to fall asleep right here so I head for the bathroom. It’s also rather large. Not just a square with a toilet, shower head and drain. It’s sparkling clean.

A little nervous, I find the towles and mat, and begin undressing. In the light I see the dirt he was talking about, grime from the cellar floor. I remove each pice carefully, placing it so as not to wrinkle it. 

As I turn on the water and the room begins to feel warm, something occurs to me. What about school? I still have to go to school in the morning. Kunikida mentioned going to the doctors, but what about the next day? The director will have realised I’m gone? What if he comes back for me? My breathing quickens and the rapid intake of the steam makes me cough.

Stay in the moment, that’s what my school consuelor had told us in order to keep us from stressing before mid year exams. 

“Don’t loose control over yourself, selfish brat!” The director scolds.

I turns, but the only thing that meets me is my reflection. I cringe at my ribs. I haven’t seen anyone else besides myself naked, but I know that I’m too skinny.

To distract myself I get under the water. Maybe Kunikida was being cautious, but I don’t mind the temperature at all. The shampoo though? I’ve never used it, only soap. Curious, I pump out a bit a rub it between my fingers, it foams pleasantly, smelling of distant fruits.

I read the instructions on the back of the conditioner twice just to be sure, you leave it in a bit, but you do have to wash it out.

-

My hair has never been this soft, my skin has never felt so clean, I’ve never lain in a bed so soft, but I can’t sleep. I twirl my newly washed hair, the black streak standing out even more now against the clean silver, but sleep doesn’t come.

The ache is back, creeping from my toes and finger towards the centre.

This is good, whenever I start to hurt I fall asleep right after. It’s strange. I didn’t learn about dreams until first grade and even then I didn’t think I had them, until I read that everyone does, even if they don’t remember it. I wish I could remember my dreams. Or maybe I don’t.

It feels strange though, and I have this sudden need to move, to be outside, so I get up, padding as quietly as I can out to the back garden. It’s a small space, with even green grass and a tall picket fence. 

Unsure of what to do now, I squat down, staring up at the sky. It’s inky black. There’s going to be a thunderstorm, I can feel it. I should go inside, but I can’t make myself move, the view is too captivating.

Suddenly my joints scream, I tumble over, gaze still forced upwards. The clouds part slowly, then all at once. The moon is high in the sky tonight, a glowing orb of louminesense.

The light is so bright. Too bright. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts so much. I feel like I’m coming undone, bursting apart from the seams.

I can’t even scream. Somebody help me! 

“No one is going to help a dirty peasant like you.”

“You monster!”

I’m a monster. That’s the only thought I can form as the stars blink out, then everything, and at last the moon.

(A/N: HC that when Aya was raised in a non-abusive household by Kuni and Katai she could grow her hair out because she didn’t have to worry about it being grabbed. She still prefers it short though because it’s less work for her to manage.)

Vampires Beneath The Moonlight (SSKK)

Atsushi’s parents are dead and he's lived in a group home for as long as he can remember. Because he hates being a bother, he’s been hiding it from everyone, but when he slips up and says something to his maths tutor on a Zoom call his cover is blown.

His tutor convinces him to come to stay with him and his roommate, Katai, and finish his last two years of high school in their city. He’s 17 so he can legally leave the home. He then makes the journey to Yokohama and meets a certain eyebrowless boy and the rest of the mysterious Mori family, but are they as human as they seem? (of course not!)

(A/N: I finally started the SSKK Twilight AU!)

[starglow-xx]

hello ! when requests are open could you write atsushi x younger!sibling reader (maybe 13) who has a crush on kyouka? i think that would be cute ^^

awh you’re totally right, that sounds adorable! 🥺

i hope this is to your liking anon!! thanks for requesting! (and sorry for the wait!) ⸜( ˙˘˙)⸝

a/n: this was actually supposed to get published like two days ago, but my computer broke so i finished writing this on my phone; sorry if anything is off! enjoy the hcs!

edit: please see this post and this post regarding this request! me and someone else had been double requested and this explains a little bit of the situation :)

atsushi w/ a younger sibling who has a crush on kyouka

(slight izumi kyouka x gn! reader)

she may have been trying to kill your brother at first but ADHAKF she was pretty

your little crush on her was obvious to just abt everyone but her and your brother

go figure

but your heart ached at the girl who to you, was in a lot of pain :((

you truly wanted to help her and if jumping out of train alongside your brother was one way to do that then so be it!

when you found out what akutagawa had done to her in the mafia ooh boy you were ready to throw some hands

but your brother wouldn’t let you and kunikida was ready to give you an earful for it

unfortunately kunikida made you leave the restaurant with him leaving your brother w/ kyouka, and when you learned that he took her out on a date later that evening well...

“nii-san how could you?!”

“huh?!”

“why would you do that?! i wanted to do that!”

“do what?!”

“take her out you fool! i can’t believe my own brother is going to be my love rival!”

“your what?! (y/n) we almost died!”

“but you lived!”

that happened after you fretted over the well being of both your big brother and and kyouka

you loved your big brother dearly, so his health and well being was one of your top most priorities

another priority was his self-confidence and his insecurities

you made sure that he knew that you were so proud of him for saving kyouka and beating akutagawa

you yelled at him after yosano cleared him to be good to go

when you and atsushi walked into the agency that one morning you basically passed out seeing her in that maid outfit

you also gave your brother a heart attack when you woke up literal .2 seconds later

you thought she looked adorable!

and you loved that instead of the blank, empty stare she wore the day before, her eyes were bright and they had sparkles in them

cue lovesick sigh

unlike in the canon, you were the one to first vouch for kyouka to stay at the ada

atsushi then followed you shortly after!

“nii-san stop stealing my thunder!”

“huh?!”

remember that one scene when atsushi woke up to kyouka in the dorm?? well hehe

you woke up in your usual spot next your brother only to be met with blue eyes

you were kinda still half asleep so you went

“oh look, an angel”

then like .4 seconds later you realized who said “angel” was and started screaming

your screaming caused atsushi to wake up confused, then his eyes met kyouka’s and then he started screaming too

yk

just nakajima things

you were over the moon when you found out she was going to be living with you and your brother

it gave you a chance to get to know her!

YAYY

granted, atsushi would be third wheeling all the time, but it’s still a chance

both you and atsushi made sure to make sure she was comfortable every step of the way

the two of you made sure not to overstep any boundaries and to speak in quieter tones bc it was obvious to the two of you that she wasn’t a talkative person

as for sleeping places, your brother took the closet, you gave her the open area where you and atsushi used to sleep, and you simply moved your futon to the kitchen area

you also made sure to go run by to the nearest convenience store to buy her the essentials like toiletries, a towel, etc.

remember when kenji got taken by lucy in that one episode and at the end kyouka ran and gave atsushi a hug bc she got worried abt him??

well she did that w/ you too

and you were frozen for a good couple seconds bc ANWBDKDSHE WAS HUGGING YOU

ahem

anyways

when you met kouyou for the first time ahaha yeah that didn’t go so well

both you and atsushi were there after kyouka’s first job and 😬😬 it wasn’t pretty

your brother stayed with kyouka on the bench outside and you went to buy her a crepe to help make her feel better

you sat next to her as she spoke and then suddenly a fricking katana pierced through atsushi’s chest

and ooh boy were you pissed

bc 1) why won’t ppl leave your big brother alone and 2) this random lady keeps trying to take kyouka to mafia and to leave the “light”

like hell you’d let her

you may not have an ability like everyone else but you’d be damned if you let someone, port mafia executive or not, bring her back to a place that she wants to leave behind

so atsushi, kouyou, and kyouka all watched as you mouthed off the mafia executive (or herself, in kouyou’s case)

you impressed her slightly (both kouyou and kyouka)

i think that’s when kyouka really started to see you if you get what im trying to say

ah young love

time skip a little bit to when kyouka nearly died in that aircraft thingy due to her ada entrance exam

you were sent on the moby dick despite you not having an ability bc you were supposed to try and head to the controls to make the whale descend while atsushi takes care of fitzgerald

so you were there when kyouka was explaining her plan to yk, basically die

before you were dragged off by akutagawa, you heard her say

“thank you, (y/n). thank you for everything”

:,))

obviously, both you and atsushi were devastated but then relieved beyond measure when she came back safe and sound

you were very very surprised when she kissed your cheek after she nearly suffocated from being hugged by both you and your brother

both yours and atsushi’s along w/ kyouka’s cheeks flushed, but you were far, far worse

atsushi was mostly suffering from secondhand embarrassment

“k-kyouka-chan?!”

“mh?”

“y-you k-kissed (y/n)! a-and wait—(Y/N)?!?”

yeah you passed out like how aku did a few moments prior

for whatever reason, i personally hear a lot (like very very often, it’s rlly weird) that first crushes don’t last long and or never work out, but in this case? for you? id say it worked out pretty well (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

like i said earlier, my computer is out of commission rn and i finished this on my phone so im sure that there are a couple errors here and there. when my computer gets fixed, i’ll go back and edit it there! using my phone to post my writing feels weird haha

but as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3

writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize! the reblog button is there for a reason

[sainadazai]

Hello, I hope u're doing well!! For the drabble promt, 55 with Dazai, please <33

I'm doing good thx bb I like this prompt sm for dazai yay

Bad Day

Dazai had been feeling off all day long, not seeing you at work was the first to set him off, but aside from that everything just seemed a bit strange.

The two of you had been in a fight last night, because after two years of sleeping with only eachother, going out to dinners with only eachother, and caring so deeply about only eachother, dazai still had the idea that you were just friends. Just coworkers.

You thought he was joking at first but he truly didn't think your relationship was any different after everything you've done. To the point he even brought up how you might as well be sleeping with kunikida and rompo, too. To say you were baffled would be an understatement.

You both slept alone that night, but you knew everything would be okay, after all, you had a cute little dazai inside you and your spirit couldn't be crushed from a dumb fight. However dazai stayed up all night. He was terrified because yes, he never established your relationship, but he loved it how it was. He didn't want it to end. Ever.

If you left him, he wasn't sure who he'd be. Knowing that before he met you, everything he did had no purpose, it was just for the sake of it, but ever since the first case you worked together, he knew that he was doing everything for you.

It's not a healthy way to live, he knows that, but how can he help it when you have litterally jumped off of bridges together. You were just his perfect kinda crazy, and he fucking loved you.

"Hey Dazai, do you know where y/n is? I was supposed to give this to her..." atsushi speaks in a quiet voice, as if the package he holds is a secret.

"No. Why would I know where y/n is, she doesn't belong to me." He sasses, but he says it like he truly wished you did belong to him.

"Well because you're her boyfri-"

"Does everyone think that!" He screams, attracting the attention of everyone in the room. He has to take a few breaths before noticing a paper a top the box in atsushi's hands. Something messily scribbled on it , but it's not any actuall words.

"Hey, atsushi, what that paper?"

The boy looks down to see a series of numbers and letters in no apparent order. It's the paper that made him feel secretive about this package, because it seemed as though somebody was sending coded messages to y/n. He wasn't sure what it said, so if dazai decrypted something...unpreferable, things might go downhill fast.

"Its a code." Rompo interrupts, already having figured out that the box is a gift from your parents. Inside would likely be all of your old baby clothes and a nice letter of congratulations. However, rompo knee you were pregnant because he was the first you told, and he just couldn't help messing with dazai a bit.

"I suppose it could be from one of her contacts back in the port mafia, wasn't there that man she dated, the one with the gravity ability." He spoke seriously, hoping to be convincing enough to get dazai angry.

However despite the fuming rage dazai held inside at the thought of you being in contact with chuuya, he maintained his natural additive on the outside.

"Oh, a rekindled love affair, how scandalous of her. You know if she is still in contact with the port mafia, we might be unable to trust her. ROMPO! DECODE THIS MESSAGE!" He yells, he himself believing that by playing dumb, he could get rompo to solve the whole thing and then go kick chuuua's ass.

Meanwhile, you were wandering the streets looking at all of the corner shops and occasionally buying some small things you might need for the baby.

See when Dazai got home tonight, you had a plan of how to tell him you were pregnant. It was a bit out there, but you thought it was funny.

The living room floor was covered in rose petals and in the center lay two knives. You would tell him that you could commit a Romeo and juliet suicide together but when he asks why there is two knives and the vile of poison, you could tell him it was a triple suicide. Then boom! "We are having a baby!"

You thought it would be funny. It was not.

After rompo lied saying that the massage was a letter about you and chuuya running away together, Dazai rushed home to find you. However he was met with rose petals and knives, you were going to commit suicide without him!?

Even worse, he found that all of the contents of the spare bedroom were dissaray, you were taking apart the furniture and throwing away the blankets, you were gonna leave him!

"Y/n! What are you doing, put the bed back, please just put everything back you don't have to leave. And don't kill yourself without me, I'm so much better than chuiya, I can show you i-"

"Huh?"

You noticed the man now on his knees, throwing a fit and although it was comical, it looked real. His eyes were beginning to water at the thought of life without you and the crazy adventures. He wanted you to be his forever.

"Please baby...I- I want you to be more than a friend and and- commit double suicides with me and have my babies but i- I can't do anything without you please y/n.." He was sobbing, pleading for you, while you were simply trying to move some things around and make room for a nursery.

"Osamu..."

His glossy eyes peered up at you, hands stilling in their prayer motion to hear you out.

"I think we need to talk you about the fact I'm in love with you, and also that I'm pregnant." You muttered, taking a moment to help him up from the floor while his face falls blank.

On the outside it appears he's got nothing going on in his big ol head, but inside he is going through his day to figure out when and where everything got so confusing. He doesn't even acknowledge what you mean by pregnant until you slap him across the face.

"Hey big guy, get excited I'm making dazai's over here." That's when his face comes to life again, eyes a little wider and a goofy smile on his face.

"That means. Another me!" His hands reach out to your tummy holding it delicately to feel the small bump forming.

"And me..." you roll your eyes at him.

"Y/n! Do you know what that means!" He yells, moving to pick you up and spin you around, despite the mess of a room you're in.

"Tripple suicide!!"

"We are gonna be mommy and daddy!"

Your face falls when you realize what he's said, but it warms your heart a bit that he really just wants to be a dad.

Until he kisses your forehead softly and mutters "we might need to work on that crazy head of your while your making my babies in here. Wouldn't want them to come out stupid. "