Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point.
Vox does not understand Valentino.
It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane.
He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.
He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind.
Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.
Fuck his life indeed.
The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox.
Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right.
Right?
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DAY 14 - 👄
...and he also got them big ol' teeth-!
Also why you shouldn't take smiling advice from Needles, exhibit A:
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MOE. SUMMER ALT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
BIGGEST thing about Moe history is that for Literally Actual Years. I have been trying SO hard to get a beach outfit for it Right. I always had some aspects of it in mind (the white cover-up -- initially sheer, but I like the idea that it's a light shawl kinda like Lyon's, here). But a lot of my designs felt too feminine. Moe is about Balance. Moe is about Mishmash. Moe is about The Silly Factor. It's also unexpectedly practical and loves questionable fashion choices.
All this in mind! I think its Look really came together when I decided to give it some sporty touches. I esp love the wet shoes... and the visor works so well on it?? The little fish skeleton is a handmade accessory (not actual bones.), like its "tail" in its everyday outfit. I imagine it's jointed/maybe chain linked, so it has some movement to it! The skeleton adds a bit of edge it always has, and ALMOST. Gives a manta ray silhouette paired with the shawl (most noticeable in the topmost art! Didn't set out to do that, but when I noticed this I ran w it LMFAOO)
And. Some doodles
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In my pursuit to create an ✨aesthetic✨ on my previous post, I feel like details were lost. So I'm also posting the version without the violently aggressive blue filter and noisy background.
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Havent posted in a while so heres a silly little ramble bout gaz and you.
Being bestfriends with Gaz was a 10 outta 10 experience, his witty sense of humour and sassy comeback were always helpful during boring missions when nothing was happening, of course when He came to you saying he had a crush on someone it became your job to become his hype man and completely hype him up in hopes that it might puhs him to confess. Of course you never expected the person he wanted to confess to be you.
Of course you werent the least bit suspisicious of him invite you on a stroll around the base one random night, you two done this all the time it was normal. Right? Right??? Apparently to everyone else on base it was not. Unbeknowst to you and Kyle a silly little bet was going on, debating when you two would finally get together. Everyone had there bets on mid to late summer except Soap who had his 'Im taking the fat chance that it hopefully happens' money on 2 weeks.
And would ya believe it. He fucking won, mainly because the two of you stumbled into each other and managed to land with you hovering over Kyle and a dopey smile on your face because of the position. And out came with Kyle confessing that you were who he wanted to confess to and thats why he told you in the first place since he knew you'd be slow enough not to catch on to his lingering looks and his attempts to be with you at all cost but still hype him up enough that he'd gain the courage to actually say something.
Of course Soap went around base with a shit eating grin because he won, while you and Gaz stayed the same only there was a lot more pda in the comforts of your rooms.
Goodnight
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