#scholastically sexy

[ghostintimates]

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⚠️ 18 + NO MINORS PLEASE!!! CONTAINS “HARD KINKS”⚠️

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i try to post pics or gifs of me every other day

you may know me from my previous blog by the same name :)

autistic, mentally ill, and hyper sexual with a sex special interest !!! (you should objectify that)

SUPER dom leaning switch/verse at the moment

asks are VERY ENCOURAGED!!! you can send DMs too. but beware for both methods: i will answer at my own pace, which isn’t always right away.

how to refer to me, kinks, and tags under the cut :)

they/he, genderfluid transmasc. you can use any language to describe me for the most part (ex: dick, tits, cunt, hole, pretty, hot, etc) except i don’t love pussy or handsome.

you may call me mx, sir, or mommy if you’re feeling subby 🤭 whore, slut, any variation of boy, and similar things if you’re feeling dommy 🫣 and ofc you can always call me ghost :)

Love ✅

t4t <3

monsterfucking (but i’m very picky)

cnc

orgasm control, denial, edging

clowns

object insertion

bdsm

hierophilia and blasphemy

degradation, shame, humiliation

praise

exhibition

oral (giving 🤤)

tickling

heart beats

uncommon stimulation (ears hhhhggggg)

intox

Sure 👍 *

*these aren’t my FAVORITES but i do like them

pee stuff sometimes (holding)

anal

pet play (when others are pets )

feet (not in mouths though)

furries

breath play (giving only)

fauxcest

boots

ageplay

NO ❌ *

*HARD LIMITS/DISLIKES but not a DNI because those don’t work. i block at my own discretion.

scat

vomit, excessive spit and drool (i’m emetophobic)

mind control and hypnosis

hucow

raceplay

detrans

breath play (receiving)

gore

Tags

boo(bies) - photos and gifs

moanuscripts - my writing

ghost’s ouija board - asks

ghost doodles - my drawings

ghost moaning - my text posts

ghost vents - technically vents but i’m often posting to hear people’s responses

scholastically sexy - *NOT MY OWN POSTS* sex ed

scripting - *NOT MY OWN POSTS* things to help me talk

[leoandraphssoulmate]

A TMNT Headcannon! Can be any iteration you wish!

I chose to go with Bayverse..

TMNT (Your Choice)XGEN!NEUTRALREADER

How each of the guys would treat sexy time with you if you were Asexual/Demisxual.

Leo:

Did someone mention massages?

Like, the works!

Oil

Lotion

His hands

ALL

OVER

Your back

Shoulders

Legs

Butt

Feet

He doesn’t miss a beat

Lighting incense

Your favorite scent

Lighting candles

Those new ones you like so much

Cuddles up with you

His arms full of your fave snacks

Pillows?

Ha! 

Leo is the KING of pillows!

He smiles the entire time he builds you a pillow fort

You blush

Burying your face in them

Because they SMELL like HIM!!!

Are you ready for poetry?

Cause this man has TONS!

Reading page after page as you press your ear to his plastron

His voice rumbling in his chest

Got any problems you need to discuss?

Leo is ready to listen

Tell him everything

He makes mental notes to stop by and take care of a few of your problems

Raph:

Lot’s and Lot’s of TOUCHING

He runs his fingertips

Over your shoulders

Down your spine

Over your lips

Letting you do the same

You revel in caressing the edges of his shell

Tracing the intricate patterns on the back

Nowhere is off limits

He showers you with gentle kisses

The tip of your nose

Your forehead

Your neck

HOLDING

Holding you close to him

Rubbing your back

Making you feel safe

Gently 

Ever so slightly

Brushing his thumb along your cheek

He invites you to tell him about your week

Donnie:

Oh, He’s got YOU covered!

Not ready for intimacy just yet?

Pulls you into his lap

Bringing his arms around you

“Wanna help me with my project?”

Nudges you with his cheek

His face pressed against yours

You giggle

When the project is finished

He brings you to the back of the lab

“Are you particularly sore anywhere?”

You nod

Pointing to your left shoulder

He instructs you to hop up on the table

Then promptly begins massaging you

Stooping down

Breathing softly in your ear

You turn slightly

Catching his lips with yours

Light kissing 

Turns to 

Frantic kissing

Shoulder forgotten

Mikey:

Do you like your hair brushed??

Man’s got you covered!

How many strokes?

100?

200?

“As long as it feels good, Baby Cakes!”

He can go forever!

Pops on your favorite playlist

Singing loudly with you

Makes you his famous Orange Crush Milk Shake

Which you both share from a large glass

Do you need a manicure?

What about a pedicure?

Man’s an artist!

He just wants to pamper you 

Need another tattoo?

There’s no shortage of what you two can do

98% of the time it ends with his fingers caressing you

Slowly sliding up your thighs

To your torso

To your chest

It’s the taste of his lips that's always the best

He lets you signal when you’re ready for the rest

@thelaundrybitch @leosgirl82 @scholastic-dragon @miss-andromeda

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

nsfw talkies lol

on a random note, i would purposely act depressed and sad if he didn't whimper/whine when we'd have "play time" (as kirtch would call it, i guess?)

also— question— but kirtch probably watched/watches a lot of human porn to understand how we have sex, right? maybe he'd want a more descriptive, visual representation. rather than outdated books? thinking about it, if i was an alien, i would watch a fuck ton of porn, like watching trashy reality or something.

speaking of porn... would aliens have porn? they just reproduce, instead of having sexual arousal, so maybe they wouldn't? and if they did, i would watch it, probably too much of it.

yeah, idk, just thoughts.

Kirtch got his knowledge of human intercourse from scholastic literature. And although his species don't feel physical pleasure, species like his friend from part three do. So he knows what porn is and figures that humans would as well.

If (Reader) was someone who likes to watch porn then Kirtch would travel to all the shady black market planets to find human pornography.

But I promise you.

It wouldn't be sexy.

He'd be so interested, he'd ask to watch it with his pet, but then just sit there studying it the entire time. It's hard to feel sexy and in the mood when someone is sitting next to you asking questions and taking notes lmao. Like, "Is that a comfortable position for her? She doesn't look like she's having fun."

[ms-m-astrologer]

Transiting Vesta enters Virgo

Saturday, August 24 - Sunday, October 27, 2024

Caveat: this may not have a personal impact on you unless Vesta is prominent in your birth chart (closely in aspect to the Sun, the Moon, &/or an angle).

Transiting Vesta gives us the ability to focus on something. She’s pretty happy to be in Virgo, where she can work hard on perfecting situations.

Personal integration - literally getting our acts together; becoming better at being ourselves

Devotional/Religious activities - Vesta here doesn’t only pray, she actively does things to live her faith.

Scholastic interests - might be something useful, like how to grow better tomatoes, or quirky, like Goliard poetry.

One’s work or path of service - more of an emphasis on the work piece, with tangible evidence, as opposed to lip service.

Most of the planets’ 2024 transits through mutable signs are difficult. New problems cropping up all the time, challenging us to come up with (through Virgo) new and improved solutions. If we do our best, the final aspects Vesta makes will nudge us toward a better alignment with The Cosmos.

Sunday, August 25 - Vesta/Virgo inconjunct Pluto Rx/Aquarius, 0°08’. Adjustment time. It can have a very coldly clinical feel; we don’t feel like we’re a part of life.

Sunday, September 1 - Vesta/Virgo semi-sextile Venus/Libra, 3°30’. Potentially pleasant. If we’re artistically inclined this can make for a good practice session.

Tuesday, September 10 - Wednesday, September 11:

Vesta/Virgo inconjumct North Node/Aries, semi-sextile South Node/Libra, 7°29’

Vesta/Virgo (7°40’) sesquiquad Chiron Rx/Aries (22°40’)

Vesta/Virgo trine Ceres/Capricorn, 8°14’

The trine between Vesta and Ceres makes us very domestic and focused on our homes and families. The inconjunct and sesquiquad remind us to take other family members into consideration, too - we can’t just assume everyone will fall into line behind us.

Sunday, September 15:

Vesta/Virgo conjunct Mercury/Virgo, 10°13’

Vesta/Virgo (10°14’) sesquiquad Eris Rx/Aries (25°14)

Vesta conjunct Mercury heralds a new scholastic interest - with a bent toward sharing knowledge. Eris reminds us to take baby steps! We crawl before we sprint.

Saturday, September 21 - Vesta/Virgo (13°00’) semi-square Venus/Libra (28°00’). Prickly dissatisfaction. We might get pissed at our artistic endeavors, or pissed about a partner’s nagging. It’s temporary!

Wednesday, September 25 - Vesta/Virgo opposite Saturn Rx/Pisces, 14°46’. Too much commitment to others at our own expense - or avoiding responsibility altogether. It’s an opposition, so it comes out in relationships and in having to make a choice.

Sunday, October 6 - Vesta/Virgo semi-sextile Juno/Libra, 20°06’. Committed relationships - some of us are thinking about getting very serious.

Tuesday, October 8 - Wednesday, October 9:

Vesta/Virgo semi-sextile Mercury/Libra, 21°02’

Vesta/Virgo square Jupiter/Gemini, 21°20’

Vesta/Virgo inconjunct Chiron Rx/Aries, 21°28’

Ugh. No amount of sweet-talking is going to help with this. We get preachy about our beliefs; we over-commit and end up much the worse for it. Pay attention to health.

Friday, October 11 - Vesta/Virgo sextile Venus/Scorpio, 22°39’. Finally, something nice! We can make great progress with artistic projects, almost like we’re rededicated to them. Can also indicate sexy times in relationships.

Wednesday, October 16 - Saturday, October 26:

Vesta/Virgo inconjunct Eris Rx/Aries, 24°57’

Vesta/Virgo semi-sextile Sun/Libra, 26°05’

Vesta/Virgo trine Uranus Rx/Taurus, 26°22’

Vesta/Virgo (27°24’) semi-square Mercury/Scorpio (12°24’)

Vesta/Virgo opposite Neptune Rx/Pisces, 27°42’

Vesta/Virgo trine Pluto/Capricorn, 29°42

These aspect all overlap to some extent, running into one another. The main picture is a “kite” planetary pattern: a grand Earth trine (Vesta-Uranus-Pluto) with a fourth entity (Neptune) opposing one planet and sextile the other two. We can make all kinds of powerfully innovative changes, if we can stay on-task. We can’t let our egos get in the way, and we need to be careful about what we say and how we listen.

[harrydracompreg]

- Title: In Silver Thread Author: Anonymous Prompt: Domestic & single father Harry is raising his child with the help of his village. When Andromeda passed away, Teddy moved in with him officially (even though Teddy's always been a constant in his house). When his son is five, Draco moves back to England to take care of his ailing mother. To see Potter again is a shock, the fact that he slept with him years ago, an even bigger shock! But Draco has to admit, that he never got those green eyes and the sexy (How/when did Potter get to be sexy?) out of his mind. He's often wondered about the Golden Boy. In addition to taking care of his mother, his burgeoning feelings for the Man who Lived to Become a Sexy bastard, he needs to figure out why there's a tapestry in his family room that says he's fathered a child. Word Count: 8.8 k Rating: Teen and Up [PG-13] Contains: Healer Draco Malfoy, Single Parent Harry Potter, Past Relationship(s), Second Chances Spoilers: No Spoilers Marked. Who is pregnant: Harry Notes:

None provided.

Summary:

Draco has planned every part of his return to Britain to help his ailing mother. His plan doesn't include running into Harry Potter on his first day back at the Manor, or the implication on the tapestry in the hall that he has a son. Together, Harry and Draco will find the future that they deserve.

In Silver Thread Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.

[m1dnyt3-w0lf]

Hello! It recently came to my attention that yall don't really know what I look like haha

Now, this is not a face reveal, I wanna be clear! But it seems kinda ridiculous to only see me as either a void or by my profile pic. Curse you, big-headed Leonardo!

So! I took it upon myself to create a Persona! I don't have a name for her yet so if you wanna give me some suggestions I have my asks open!

I've been rambling for too long HERE'S THE REVEAL!

¿Soy muy sexy, no?

Tags: @symmetricalkazekage @thelaundrybitch @red-phoenixxx @post-apocalyptic-daydream @scholastic-dragon @tinkabelle19 @dilucsflame33 @raphielover @eveandtheturtles @fyreball66 @crazysarah-98 @pheradream-15 @shakeyourtrees

[translightyagami]

DN Kinktober #5: roleplay

Rated E for Eets Scholastic Sexy Times, with Light getting to live his control freak fantasy of punishing that meddling L while being in a position of authority. I tried to get a whole lot outta this prompt, so enjoy the fruits of my horrible labors.

Here's the fic in all its teacher/student glory so please give me a good grade aka many comments.

[batmansymbol]

I am currently open for freelance editing projects :)

Hey y’all! If anyone needs an editor, I have bandwidth right now and have opened back up for editing work. I’m down for anything, “anything” defined here as:

Developmental edits. This includes some manuscript comments, but largely focuses on a comprehensive edit letter comprising notes on plot, character, style, voice, and theme.

Line edits. Feeling good about the bones of your story, but worried that you’re bogged down by inefficient language, indistinct dialogue, or the odd wandering character arc? The line edit may be for you.

Copyedits. Grammar, usage, spelling, etc. Every nit picked. Fair warning: I don’t use a style guide, because I find that imposing e.g. the Chicago Manual of Style on fiction messes with things like “voice” and “fun.” My emphasis will fall on clarity, and on tone: does it feel right?

Query letter edits. Pitches are hell, but weirdly, I love them. Rate: $35 flat fee for a query, $50 for a synopsis. $10 for each revision pass thereafter (I will, of course, not charge you if my response to a revision is “This slaps!”).

Essay, article, or cover letter proofing. For ethical reasons I won’t review academic material, and for national security reasons I won't review classified CIA documents :( Rate: $15 flat fee, plus 2¢/word.

I don't do authenticity editing on its own, because it makes me feel weird. That said, if you happen to have a protagonist who’s bi or pan or Chinese-American or multiracial and you’re like, “Oh no, have I messed this up horribly,” feel free to request that I take a look from that angle. Same for characters with depression, anxiety, or relatively mild ADHD.

Also: I have no reading triggers or content aversions. I'm fine with any kind of material, disturbing, upsetting, or very very sexy though it may be.

My rates for fiction editing vary based on project length and status. With something under 10k words, I feel relatively comfortable ballparking around 2¢/word for developmental/line and 1.5¢/word for copyediting, but beyond that, I’d want to test-edit a sample. Occasionally I’ll swap to an hourly rate thereafter, because what if you send over the next Hunger Games, and I tear through it in three hours, but at 2¢/word it’s supposed to cost $1,600? Ridiculous. I hate editing rates.

You can message me here on tumblr or email me directly at rileyredgate@gmail.com if you’d like to hire me. If you have a question, don't be shy about reaching out to ask. I am not a salesperson and will never try to hard-sell you.

If you know anybody looking for an editor, please do pass them this post! On this hellsite I know I am just another weirdo, but in real life, I have the qualifications to provide writers with high-quality editing backed up by years of experience in the publishing industry. Per The Official Bio:

Let’s take your fiction to the next level!

I'm the author of four novels: Alone Out Here, published by Disney-Hyperion; and Seven Ways We Lie, Noteworthy, and Final Draft, published by Abrams Books. My books have been published on four continents, optioned for film and TV, given seven starred reviews from critics, and named to Best-of-the-Year lists by Kirkus Reviews, Booklist, and the New York Public Library. Besides editing my own fiction, I've also done editorial work for authors whose books are published at Scholastic, HarperCollins, Penguin Random House, and more.

As an editor, I dive in with an underlying enthusiasm for every project. I'm not interested in trying to alter others' work to my tastes, but in recognizing what story a writer wants to tell and helping them reach that destination, whether with a developmental edit or a final polish. I'm happy to edit works of any length and genre, though my specialty is in fiction, and particularly in children's and YA fiction.

Reblogs would be greatly, greatly appreciated! xo

Riley

[wolfpants]

ten books to know me

thank you for the tag lovely @moony-saraneth and @schmem14! No pressure tagging @danpuff-ao3 @sitp-recs @getawayfox @tackytigerfic @maesterchill and anyone who wants to join in!

The Baby-Sitter's Club book series, by Ann M. Martin I don't know what to tell you, I was hooked on these books as a kid. I used to beg my school library and my local library to stock more of them and I'd always get a new one for Christmas. I even wrote to Scholastic thinking they'd tell Ann M. Martin I was her biggest fan, and in return I got a little note from who probably was their intern at the time, and a free book. My favourite character was Dawn 🍃

Point Horror book series After the Baby-Sitters came the teens tortured by slashers, ghosts, and possessed funhouses. What can I say, I evolved. I loved these books. I might even still have a few knocking about somewhere, but I distinctly remember enjoying The Lifeguard and The Snowman. Which really brought me onto...

Carrie, Stephen King And basically every King book of that ilk. I'm a huge fan. This was the first book I read, I took it out my school library and devoured it in a night. My best friend and I used to call each other without fail every night at 8pm (this is when everyone had landlides) and I remember boring her silly with my gushing over Stephen King (and Buffy and Harry Potter, and eventually fandom).

Drawing Blood, Billy Martin This is still published under Billy's deadname, fyi. DB was the first book of his I read and let me tell you, I was floored. I found out about his work via the good ol' dial up internet/discussion forums when I was trying to find some new queer horror to indulge in. I was into the Vampire Chronicles but it just didn't hit the spot for me back then, you know (I was about 16 and very sheltered). My mum, having no idea what the content of this book was, took me to Waterstones in Edinburgh to buy this and Lost Souls together from the horror section, and from then on I was hooked. Now this is what I call queer horror!! Disturbing, sexy, nasty, emotional, dramatic, it has it all.

Mysterious Skin, Scott Heim I read this book when I was 17 and it blew me away. It's harrowing, horrific, disturbing stuff, and I loved Heim's ability to weave in all these different voices and trauma responses. It's not for everyone. The film is pretty good, too.

Ghost World, Daniel Clowes I love Ghost World so much I have some of it permanently etched onto my skin. Two nihilistic girls against the world and, eventually, against each other as they grow up and grow apart. Oh, and Enid Coleslaw really did inform some of my wardrobe choices as a student.

More Than This, Patrick Ness This book had a profound impact on me when I read it for the first time. I have suffered from thanatophobia on and off for decades, and I'm definitely better about it now than I used to be, but something about this book really comforted me in a time of crisis when I needed it most. I found it incredibly healing.

Captive Prince series, C.S. Pacat To say I am obsessed with this series and the world within it is probably an understatement. I have read and reread these books an embarrassing amount of times, and they're always the comfort I turn to when I need a good distraction from the world around me! Beautifully written and realised, and a central relationship where both characters are flawed, strong, competent, and complex.

The Testament of Gideon Mack, James Robertson My favourite piece of modern literature. Flawless (to me, at least, I understand everyone has different tastes!) from the first page to the last. Bizarre, heartbreaking, funny, and very Scottish. I love the exploration of religion/atheism, mental health, reputation, and the paranormal. This is my desert island book.

The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller This book changed my brain chemistry. To adapt a piece of ancient literature and tell it with such power and stab you in the heart and make you eat it beauty... I just. No words. To me, this is the ultimate love story.

[tvguidancecounselor]

TV Guidance Counselor Episode 577: Laura Wimbels

December 26 1992 - January 1, 1993

This week Ken welcomes creator of Lenora's Midnight Rental and his new best friend forever Laura Wimbels to the show.

Ken and Laura discuss how Laura is a Ken Reid fan, Ken's story on the podcast Risk!, Fred Willard Super Dad, loving horror, the wonderful terrible movie Rollerblade, opening sealed VHS tapes, Splatter The Architects of Fear, The Exchange, how contrary to his Mother's insistence Ken's favorite movie as a kid was NOT Mother's Day, Revenge of the Nerds, telling on yourself for seeing an R Rated movie, divorces, what the fuck a frush is, Cleveland and douche bags, 1992-1993, the formative time of being 10, growing up without cable, organized hoarders exposing you to TV Guides, Murder She Wrote, Angela Lansbury, being trapped despite being at the height of your power, just admitting you haven't seen something, Troll/Scholastic Book Clubs, The Good Son, reading the novelization of R Rated movies, Dick Clark watching TV in the bathroom, iPads as TVs, watching TV at work, being too old for Barney, USA Up! All Night, Silk Stalkings, sexy slow-mo, USA Made for TV Movies, John Ritter, The Colony, surrogate TV Dads, Michael Gross, Cheers, Dan Conner, Ken's emotional breakdown with Valerie Harper, Hearts Afire, Ghostwriter, wearing a pen around your neck, Suncoast Video, not being able to speak Spanish despite being Puerto Rican, not being French, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Royal Discount Books, The Stephen King Encyclopedia, The Plant, printing out web sites, TV Land, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Wonder Years, Ken getting Garden State emo, My So-Called Life, marriage as the opposite of Titanic, boats leading to break ups, The Simpons arguments, The Twilight Zone, the poor man's TV Guide, commissioned artwork of shirtless Dana Carvey,  realizing you love two star movies, curation, the future of streaming, Tubi, Roku, the insanity of all the rival Amy Fischer movies, Tales from the Crypt, In The Heat of the Night, Urban Pain, Baby Snatchers, Nancy McKeon, in the wake of Hand that Rocks the Cradle, the insanity of Mikey, how sad it is that Warlock has been glossed over, when CBS gets all PBS, New Years Eve viewing, Three Stooges Marathons, Slaughter, Bick Dick Toilet Fraud, crybaby Matt Whittaker, why you should never default to Google Image Search searches, kid friendly, the Drew Carey Show, Price is Right, Scooperbowl, hating football, animated opening titles, Columbia House, VHS tapes, Laserdiscs, and the glory of Shopping Malls in Pittsburgh PA. 

Check out this episode!

[edensix]

02.08

the not-so-sexy aesthetic part of scholastics and academia: applying for financial aid.

i got this brand of coffee because sojiro from persona 5 uses blue mountain jamaican beans at leblanc and i'm easily influenced. i don't think i'm good enough at coffee yet to really appreciate the difference between this and, like, regular pre-ground coffee but i'm sure i'll get there.

had about an hour long meeting with the controller of my company about me taking a new position in the accounting department and (i think) i got the promotion. just waiting on a one-on-one with one of the other staff accountants and the offer letter. side note: negotiating salary is highly stressful.

i have my meeting with my graduate advisor tomorrow to get registered for classes. more meetings in the last week than i've had in like 6 months. i've been wearing blouses over my nightgowns.

[dilucsflame33]

Listen, I've been a Leo's girl since the beginning and even though Donnie is taking over. Our leader in blue will always be in my heart. Let me show you some of my favorites from our delicious leader 🥵😏💙

If he can gently use those hands on his weapon, think about what he would do to his significant other. 😩

And see these muscles. The way they moved and bunched up when he's taking care of his weapon. Just image them bunch up while during sexy time 🥵😏

Not only that, the stares he will give you when you're not doing as you were told and you're gonna get punished for it. On a different scenario, you've been teasing the man for far too long. The stare he gave you.. you already know what's coming to you.

But not only that, he will love you unconditionally. He will treasure you like he takes good care of his weapons. He has his family, loves them to death but you will always love all of him. To the battle scars physically and emotionally. You've been by side his side and he will forever be greatful. 🥰💙

@thelaundrybitch @scholastic-dragon

I'm searching for the good gifs ewe/)

Oh ho HO!

What a FABULOUS way to end my day 🤩

Good night Leo... See you in my dreams 😘💙

Imma add a couple of my faves as well 😍

First, Let me introduce you to...

Leonardo "Do no harm, but take no shit" Hamato

And then, I must add this work of art here...

I could watch his lips in this one and never get bored 🔥

Man needs all the smooches 😍💙

@leosgirl82 @turtle-babe83 @post-apocalyptic-daydream @tmnt-tychou @scholastic-dragon

What are your faves of our fearless leader?

[harrydracompreg]

Fic: The Harry Potter Pregnancy Support Society [R]

Title: The Harry Potter Pregnancy Support Society Author: Anonymous Prompt: Grimmauld Place is a sentient house and it wants a blood heir. When Draco moves in with Harry, it does everything in its power to make sure that one of the two get pregnant. This could be really funny and really sexy. Rating: Mature [R] Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the proprty of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended. Epilogue Compliant: No Who is pregnant: Harry Notes: Special thanks for my beta, HK for their constant vigilance. Summary: Harry Potter is deep in the closet when he discovers he's pregnant with Draco Malfoy's baby. Luckily, Hermione Granger, activist extraordinare, is here to help.

The Harry Potter Pregnancy Support Society

[thelaundrybitch]

This is beautiful and incredibly sexy 🙌🏻💜

@scholastic-dragon @sharpwindow @morning-sun-brah

Holy guacamole 🔥🔥🔥

Sensation

Donatello x Mona Lisa

No specific universe. But I did write this while I was thirsting for “Thiccverse” Donatello.

No excerpt this time. This story gets right into the good stuff.

This story is 18+ Adults ONLY

Story can be found here

[forthegothicheroine]

Stealing this book meme from @wormwoodandhoney, originally from booktubers! Feel free to steal it from me!

1. Best book you’ve read so far in 2021: In the Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado. What can I say about this book? I don’t read a whole lot of dark memoirs, but this true story of the author’s relationship with an abusive girlfriend is formatted by taking it through a million different literary and film genres, examining it through a million different lenses, pulling out the reader’s heart a million different ways.  It’s amazing.

The other favorite book I’ve read so far is A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling.  It’s also dark non-fiction, but this one reads like super-dark comedy, Stephen King by way of the Coen Brothers.  It’s about libertarians attempting to make their ideal community in an economically depressed Vermont town, exactly the same time a bunch of bears who may have had a brain-affecting parasite started invading.  My husband called it Bearoshock.

2. Best sequel you’ve read so far in 2021: Bright We Burn by Kiersten White. This was the final book in The Conqueror’s Saga, an alternate history about a female Vlad the Impaler.  While I (still) found the relationship with Mehmed a bit forced, this continued to present one of my all time favorite antiheroines, unlikeable and terrifying and very compelling.  I know very little about this history, which I imagine would make me like the book either more or less, but White really knows how to capture and keep my interest.

3. New release you haven’t read yet, but want to: Angel of the Overpass by Seanan McGuire, the final book in her Ghost Roads trilogy, my favorite of her many series.  Just ordered it!

4. Most anticipated release for the second half of the year: The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix.  I’ve already read multiple books with similar premises (Final Girls, We Are All Completely Fine) but I adore Grady Hendrix and I feel he’s wonderful with female protagonists and premises that are silly on the outside and very deep on the inside.  He’s an automatic buy for me.

5. Biggest disappointment: The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead.  This won the Pulitzer Prize, so it’s probably my fault for not getting it.  Still, I was baffled that you’d come up with a steampunk/magic realism concept about a literal railroad to freedom and then not actual do anything with the railroad.

6. Biggest surprise: The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio (translation by Wayne A. Rebhorn) is so much fun!  The stories are so bawdy and goofy and the narrator’s voice is really delightful.  Sympathetic to Jews, disdainful of the church and preoccupied with the idea of women being in their rights to seek out good times, it gave me a view of the kind of Renaissance personality I have never seen onscreen. Besides, tailoring stories to tell to friends during a plague is something I’ve been doing a lot in the past year or so, so I strongly identified.

7. Favorite new author. (Debut or new to you): Alyssa Cole.  Her romance novella Let it Shine was amazingly beautiful and painful and sexy and compulsively readable.  I have to check out her Loyal League series now!

8. Newest fictional crush: As above, Ivan Friedman from Let it Shine, a Jewish boxer and activist in 1960s Virginia full of passion and fight, committed to being the one who takes punches for other people.  But I wouldn’t want to take him away from Sofie, respectable black college girl turned Freedom Rider.

9. Newest favorite character: Jordan Baker from The Chosen and the Beautiful by Nghi Vo, a magical realist retelling of The Great Gatsby.  This Jordan is a Vietnamese adoptee, stylish and smart but forever an outsider, possessed of a magical talent exploited by her selfish best friend, in love with two weak-willed people, the only one who can see through to demonic souls even after it’s too late.  I got an ARC from work- look out for my official review!

10. Book that made you cry: Help at Any Cost by Maria Szalavitz.  Oof.  This is a scathing and horrifying and unfortunately page-turning expose of schools designed to break “troublesome” children into submission.  It’s a few decades old, but I can’t imagine this line of thinking and abuse has gone away.  (Side note: it inspire me to try and write a ghost story, which I can’t decide whether it might be in bad taste, but it’s the way I have to work out my feelings.)

11. Book that made you happy: Paperback Crush by Gabrielle Moss, an examination of the pre-Harry Potter ya books sold at scholastic fairs, meant for only a few uses.  I haven’t read most of them, but this made me feel like I was on a giddy sugar rush at a sleepover party, recommending and making fun of books with my friends.

12. Most beautiful book you’ve bought so far this year (or received): Through the Woods by Emily Carroll.  An eerie graphic novel collection of Carroll’s horror stories. illustrated in a deceptively simplistic but bone-chilling style.

13. What books do you need to read by the end of the year? The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid, partly because it looks amazing but also to justify impulse buying it when I already had too many unread books at home.

[edith-moonshadow]

we always have a Billy who just comes in and has it all together. is strong and cool and smart. Which I love. Though it might be cool to have a Billy who maybe had to do something for it. Like maybe in California he used to be short and chubby and made fun of for how smart he was. So when he gets to Hawkings and falls for Steve, maybe he wants all the things that was denied to him. I mean is sacrifice so bad when the person your killing is evil?

Is Billy making another deal with the devil? Or is it the result of Witchcraft?

I'm actually writing a story right now about a Billy who was frail as a child and friends with Steve but he presents as an Alpha and becomes the Billy we all know and love so not 100% the same thing but I do like the idea of a Billy who isn’t the confident, sexy new kid in town and therefore maybe a little more desperate around the edges, his hunger growing insatiable as his frustration grows until he does something unthinkable.

Warning: Mentions of abuse, Murder, Blood, Angst

I'm assuming you mean that Billy has been chubby and smart his whole life, possibly bullied for it in California then he moves to Hawkins and sees Steve and is head over heels in love. Are we talking about Steve during the King Steve era or are we with season two babysitter Steve? Or an AU Steve?

King Steve would never look twice at Billy, he's way too cool and maybe even a little like the bullies that Billy knew back in California but he can sense something good in Steve or maybe overlooks his flaws because he's pretty. I can see him daydreaming about Steve noticing him, if he only got to know Billy maybe he would fall for him too.

If it's babysitter Steve he's a bit more approachable but if we're in canon he's distracted by his relationship woes. Billy might try to talk to him during school, Steve makes eye contact, is listening to what he says but then maybe Nancy turns up to talk to Steve stealing his attention.

Either way, Billy is angsting over the feeling that nobody will ever love him as I imagine that Neil would be even more abusive as his son isn’t what he expected him to be and wouldn’t see much value in his intelligence only on the fact that he doesn’t make friends easily or in his eyes look good. Neil is a person who has managed to get by on his charisma, never had any problems connecting with people at least on a superficial level, he was a mediocre student but he has worked hard at his job and therefore doesn’t think too highly of scholastic achievements and it should be really easy to make friends, why can’t Billy just be normal? He, therefore, gives him no encouragement just points out all his faults.

Billy is hardest on himself but when you have no encouragement it’s very hard to change, he just wants someone to love him. He finds it very hard to keep his emotions in check when he’s having a particularly hard day, maybe he starts to resent the life he has and then a handsome stranger appears, Billy keeps seeing him around Hawkins and he seems to be looking directly at Billy, at first he’s afraid of him but as time goes by and he realises that he’s daydreaming his life away he welcomes his approach. The stranger tells him that he can have one wish, Billy is confused but maybe the man demonstrates his power in a small way and he believes, what would he wish for? What price does such a wish cost? Billy decides that he wants to be big, beautiful for people to like him and the stranger tells him that the price is a life for a life, he has to kill someone and then he’ll get the life he so desperately wants.

At first, he’s horrified he can’t kill someone, it’s too steep a price but later that week he’s in school watching Steve from afar, he knows he’d give anything for Steve to notice him, maybe later that day after P.E he stands in the showers and discreetly looks at everyone else then at Steve with his slim toned body and knows deep down in his heart that someone as beautiful as Steve would never even consider Billy the way that he wants him to. So he returns to the stranger, who does he have to kill? He’s shown a man he doesn’t know, is told that he’s evil, has done terrible things, no one will miss him so he follows the stranger’s instructions and performs the ritual.

He awakens the next day and he’s big and broad when he arrives at school everyone notices him, he feels a little giddy prior to this he’d been a shadow when he was introduced as the new kid in classes he’d seen people’s disinterested eyes slide past him to the clock counting down the minutes until they could leave. Now everyone is fascinated by him, he can feel eyes on him everywhere he goes, the jocks in school are encouraging him to join their teams, girls eyes are lighting up in interest and to Billy’s delight, even Steve Harrington has noticed him.

Steve now feels as though he is within reach, Billy tries very hard not to be too desperate but his need for Steve is so strong, he can’t help himself and invades Steve’s personal space every chance he gets so hungry for the way Steve bites his lip with a gentle flush to his face. He lives for the way that Steve’s eyes slowly roam over his body when he thinks no one is looking but Billy pays attention to every little thing that Steve does.

Finally, he’s at a party at Steve’s house they end up alone upstairs in Steve’s room, they’ve both had a few drinks and Billy’s heart is hammering in his chest as Steve’s interest becomes a little more obvious as his guard is down. They move closer, Steve tilts his head back a little and Billy can’t resist anymore when his lips touch Steve’s he knows that everything he had to do was worth it. When they sleep together he puts on a brave front pretending like he’s done this a hundred times before even though the truth is that he’s never been intimate with another person, it’s only his second ever kiss after a girl at his previous school was dared to kiss him once. After that, they continue a secret relationship until eventually leaving Hawkins together, does Steve ever find out about what Billy did in order to be with him? If he does what is his reaction? Does Billy go on to live a blissful life or does he live in fear that one day the spell will reverse or turn out to be an illusion?

So I’m thinking in terms of the person that Billy killed it could either turn out that they were exactly what the stranger described they were an abuser, a serial killer or if Hawkins lab exists they were someone who experimented on children. Or for major angst points, the stranger lied and the person was a pillar of the community, someone who was kind and helped out a lot of people, a fact that Billy has to grapple with.

If it’s Witchcraft it could either be that he encounters a Witch to help him or maybe his mother was a Witch who taught him all about the craft before she dies/left and now years later he finds her spellbook and thinks about casting a love spell on Steve, he dreams about him looking at him with adoration shining in his eyes but in the end, he would know that it wasn’t real so he keeps looking. Then near the back of the book, he discovers a permanent transformation spell it’s a complicated ritual and requires a human sacrifice, at first he slams the book closed and hides it under his bed trying to push the words from his mind, he could never do that. Then over the next week he has to watch Steve in the halls being incredibly affectionate with Nancy, he watches the way his eyes sparkle, a huge smile on his face as he pulls her in for sweet kisses and something inside of him shifts and he picks up the book once more.

Carefully reading over what he’ll have to do, he finally finds the perfect candidate a man who seems like a great husband but behind closed doors, he’s abusing his wife, Billy starts to stalk him and hiding in the shadows he’s propelled back to his own childhood, his mother’s frantic voice, the hardening of his father’s eyes as the tension in the air becomes like a physical weight until something snaps and the horrible fear that makes his blood run cold. He bides his time waits until the man is blind drunk, his wife hiding at her mother’s, he creeps into the house under the cover of darkness, a knife hidden in his hand, walking very softly on his tiptoes he slides the knife under the man’s throat, his hand shaking slightly then the man’s eyes open and for a moment he sees his own father there and with very little hesitation he pushes the knife into his neck and pulls watching the man’s eyes widen in shock as the light slowly fades from them.

He has a bag with him filled with empty jars that he fills with the man’s warm blood then he takes them home waiting until everyone has gone to bed he lights the candles, prepares the room exactly as the book tells him arranging all the artefacts that he’s spent the past month collecting then he fills the bath with the now cold blood and lowers himself into it repeating the chant as he rubs it into his skin.

He cleans everything up and goes to bed hoping that everything works out, he awakens the next day and his entire body has transformed to the muscular ideal that he always had in his head. Everyone notices him now and he’s delighted when he realises that Steve’s relationship with Nancy seems to be on the rocks, he becomes almost shameless in his pursuit of Steve, ecstatic when it finally pays off and he gets Steve under him in the back of the Camaro, relishing the little whimpers of his name as he slowly takes him apart.