#schlabethany

[gaynaturalistghost]

I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.

[duck-newton]

this is who I picture in my head when I think about schlabethany

[perfectlyzombiedmuffins]

she’s an absolute shitbird. she doesn’t like potato chips. she hates movies. she teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service. she’s a taurus, but not one of ~those~ kinds of tauruses. she once caught a wild fox, and fed it poison.

I didn’t say her name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she

[oughtnots]

i would also like to advocate for the "just schlabethany" spinoff

[skellish]

You know, after having met Bitch Riggins, aka Schlabethany, aka Shoebox once again, I had a vision that I need to be realized: Taako and her having a Bitch Off. Like, God, that would be legendary

[badkarma1998]

How could I not draw her?

[urobsessedwme]

I just think shes neat

[nicccpicc]

steeple chase npc doodles

[lucretiaadventurezone]

OHMYGOD THIS NEW PIN IS SO CUTE

[dentonic-offical]

TONIGHT on Passion's Cove

Evan GoodParty Jams out

Beef Johnnie Shrimptoast gets fiesty

And Schlebethany may be a Self Titled "ABSOLUTE SHITBIRD" but she still believes Consent is Important

That's all to come at STEEPLECHASE'S hottest horniest dating show

[forgetmepleaze]

My roommate is real life schlabethany.

I'm an absolute shitbird. I hate fruit and I don't like children. I am an elementary school teacher. I'm a leo, but not one of those leos. I'm nice if you're not ugly.

[stoppit-keepout]

[Additional ID: the text in the speech bubble that is visible is, "...god, is that what you're wearing? Bunch of cum stains. Greg! These [...]sty jizz buckets are still talking to me. Hi, I'm Schlabethany. I'm an absolute shit bird, I don't like potato chips and I hate movies. I teach poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of my court mandated community service. I'm a Taurus, but not one of those kinds of Tauruses. I once caught a wild fox and fed it poison. If I could go back in time and kill your parents, I would. Yeah [...] you're a moron on every layer. [...] Oh, that old slut? Yeah, he's pointless. No, I'm in the ca[...] on the rocket. There's a car[...] What the fuck is wrong with [...]? Why would they not [...]? Ew, this guy was [...] to shit in the [...] rocket!" End ID]

shlabethany absolute shitbird bitch riggins shoebox youre my hero

[perfectlyzombiedmuffins]

Thinking about her (schlabethany)

[katiefratie]

Hired by Kinchel to kill someone but couldn't do it cause she had the shits...... I'm so obsessed with her all hot girls Do have ibs

[boydykedevo]

justin learned from the ethersea spelling curse that is why the first character to be properly introduced in steeplechase clarifies her name is with a k first thing