#schlabethany

[gaynaturalistghost]

I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.

[duck-newton]

this is who I picture in my head when I think about schlabethany

[skellish]

You know, after having met Bitch Riggins, aka Schlabethany, aka Shoebox once again, I had a vision that I need to be realized: Taako and her having a Bitch Off. Like, God, that would be legendary

[nicccpicc]

steeple chase npc doodles

[lucretiaadventurezone]

OHMYGOD THIS NEW PIN IS SO CUTE

[stoppit-keepout]

[Additional ID: the text in the speech bubble that is visible is, "...god, is that what you're wearing? Bunch of cum stains. Greg! These [...]sty jizz buckets are still talking to me. Hi, I'm Schlabethany. I'm an absolute shit bird, I don't like potato chips and I hate movies. I teach poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of my court mandated community service. I'm a Taurus, but not one of those kinds of Tauruses. I once caught a wild fox and fed it poison. If I could go back in time and kill your parents, I would. Yeah [...] you're a moron on every layer. [...] Oh, that old slut? Yeah, he's pointless. No, I'm in the ca[...] on the rocket. There's a car[...] What the fuck is wrong with [...]? Why would they not [...]? Ew, this guy was [...] to shit in the [...] rocket!" End ID]

shlabethany absolute shitbird bitch riggins shoebox youre my hero

[katiefratie]

Hired by Kinchel to kill someone but couldn't do it cause she had the shits...... I'm so obsessed with her all hot girls Do have ibs

[boydykedevo]

justin learned from the ethersea spelling curse that is why the first character to be properly introduced in steeplechase clarifies her name is with a k first thing

[sea-glass-and-fire]

listen, i love the mcelroy brothers as much as anyone, but the new kidadelphia arc has really showed that at the end of the day, they're still a group of cishet men. you're telling me that in a layer of children left to run feral, a layer where they all rename themselves something more fun, they haven't met a single character named lady alesandra emerald? nobody named aria the air fairy? nobody named artemis athena cassandra (thena for short 'cause it sounds badass)? WHERE is my weird little girl representation??

[die-tenebris]

I want nothing BUT Artemiseus Goodparty

[nillial]

i am so upset my pen died and i KNOW i have the right batteries here somewhere I KNOW I DO because every time i buy those motherfuckers they come in a pack of four and i use one and ALWAYS lose the rest somehow . they should make little tiny pen batteries that arent incredibly loseable

[anistarrose]

One of the really good things about Steeplechase is how the PCs slowly getting into more and more genuinely thought-provoking philosophical territory and ethical dilemmas was correlated directly with the NPCs getting increasingly batshit. Like, here's a heist that's actually about the ownership of art and performance under capitalism, plus the rights and the struggle for emotional fulfillment of the sentient AI performers that are replacing human actors. And Schlabethany is here.

[duck-newton]

im aware how stupid this sounds but sometimes I forget how funny TAZ is? Like yeah obviously it’s a comedy podcast but when all is said and done what sticks with me is the strong familial bonds and the heartwarming moments and the parts that made me cry, etc etc

and then I go relisten and remember that Kepler canonically holds the world record for the most water-parks per capita, and the thundermen defeated a monster by delivering it a subpoena, and amber gris once purposely pissed her pants to escape a tricky situation (and griffin made justin roll for it), and the characters have names like barry bluejeans and jake coolice and schlabethany

[aliteralpileofgarbage]

if ur favorite bit character in TAZ isnt schlabethany/shoebox/bitch riggins...

are we even listening to the same podcast???

[kiwimintlime]

Hi, random question to get to know you better: do you have a favorite steeplechase npc?

It's actually been I while since I listened to Steeplechase. I think I stopped listening back around January/February-ish when I got caught up in Dungeons and Daddies mania and let it consume my entire life. I keep saying I'll catch up and not getting around to it, but if I had to pick from the npcs I remember from where I was at I'd probably say Schlabethany is an easy top pick, along with Gravel, Poppy and Sticky Fingers Paul Pantry.

[lucretiaadventurezone]

ok should i change my username to @schlabethany for a bit? id prob change it back eventually but i do think schlabethany would be fun