#schlabethany

[gaynaturalistghost]

I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.

[duck-newton]

this is who I picture in my head when I think about schlabethany

[oughtnots]

i would also like to advocate for the "just schlabethany" spinoff

[skellish]

You know, after having met Bitch Riggins, aka Schlabethany, aka Shoebox once again, I had a vision that I need to be realized: Taako and her having a Bitch Off. Like, God, that would be legendary

[badkarma1998]

How could I not draw her?

[nicccpicc]

steeple chase npc doodles

[lucretiaadventurezone]

OHMYGOD THIS NEW PIN IS SO CUTE

[forgetmepleaze]

My roommate is real life schlabethany.

I'm an absolute shitbird. I hate fruit and I don't like children. I am an elementary school teacher. I'm a leo, but not one of those leos. I'm nice if you're not ugly.

[stoppit-keepout]

[Additional ID: the text in the speech bubble that is visible is, "...god, is that what you're wearing? Bunch of cum stains. Greg! These [...]sty jizz buckets are still talking to me. Hi, I'm Schlabethany. I'm an absolute shit bird, I don't like potato chips and I hate movies. I teach poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of my court mandated community service. I'm a Taurus, but not one of those kinds of Tauruses. I once caught a wild fox and fed it poison. If I could go back in time and kill your parents, I would. Yeah [...] you're a moron on every layer. [...] Oh, that old slut? Yeah, he's pointless. No, I'm in the ca[...] on the rocket. There's a car[...] What the fuck is wrong with [...]? Why would they not [...]? Ew, this guy was [...] to shit in the [...] rocket!" End ID]

shlabethany absolute shitbird bitch riggins shoebox youre my hero

[katiefratie]

Hired by Kinchel to kill someone but couldn't do it cause she had the shits...... I'm so obsessed with her all hot girls Do have ibs

[boydykedevo]

justin learned from the ethersea spelling curse that is why the first character to be properly introduced in steeplechase clarifies her name is with a k first thing

[sea-glass-and-fire]

listen, i love the mcelroy brothers as much as anyone, but the new kidadelphia arc has really showed that at the end of the day, they're still a group of cishet men. you're telling me that in a layer of children left to run feral, a layer where they all rename themselves something more fun, they haven't met a single character named lady alesandra emerald? nobody named aria the air fairy? nobody named artemis athena cassandra (thena for short 'cause it sounds badass)? WHERE is my weird little girl representation??

[perfectlyzombiedmuffins]

No shlabethany this weeks episode

Hundreds dead thousands injured

[die-tenebris]

I want nothing BUT Artemiseus Goodparty

[nillial]

i am so upset my pen died and i KNOW i have the right batteries here somewhere I KNOW I DO because every time i buy those motherfuckers they come in a pack of four and i use one and ALWAYS lose the rest somehow . they should make little tiny pen batteries that arent incredibly loseable