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what’s up tazheads I haven’t posted much on here lately but rest assured I still make myself cry thinking about aubrey little on a weekly basis

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Cooking myself thinking about lonely lonely prodigal Amber and lonely lonely prodigal Oksana and the mad divine intervention that tore them apart from one another but apart from that I’m good thanks how are you

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tough times for the mcelroys

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sigh can someone rich PLEASE get off their ass and produce the taz amnesty live action tv series so I can edit aubrey little to abracadabra by lady gaga.

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playing dungeons and dragons with your friends is so much fun. no one is talking about this

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got roped into dm-ing a campaign for my work friends (they were going to use chatgpt to dm if I didn’t volunteer, don’t even get me started) and I’m slightly fearful that these players are a lot less “let’s explore this rich world and solve the mysteries presented to us by the narrative” and a lot more “let’s kill a bunch of civilians because it’s Funny and we’re Men dar har har”

I was in a different campaign with a few of these people and it fell apart for various reasons, but during that campaign the dm was like “here’s a very obvious path to follow” and they were just like “I roll to set this merchant’s fish stand on fire”. And so they set the fish stand on fire

And like on one hand I don’t want to discourage them too much because everyone should play in the way that they find fun but also that was just like not fun for me at ALL so I’m struggling with how to find a balance here

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phantasmal and resplendent…

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reading official d&d materials like “sick adventure zone reference dude”

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Apropos of nothing, my cat's name is also Duck Newton. He is very handsome and cute and will split the last non-vegan waffle with you any time.

oh my god this is huge news PLEASE give him head scratches for me

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tummy thunder drive: faster than care

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you’re fucking kidding me.

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yearning for the ethersea….

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fuck my tummy buddy life…

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have to pack up all my things to move and like a beacon of light in this cruel world they appeared to me

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i hope aubrey little had a good new year

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quiet nights at the cryptonomica

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